Disclaimers: I don't own Gravity Falls
Author's Notes: After my editor proof read my entire rough draft of 'I'm in love with a Dorito' series she begged me to do a dark BillDip. So, for my cousin Amber (She's my editor) I give you the darkest, and saddest BillDip of all time...
The Devil's Pine Tree Part 1: A Twist of Fate!
Warning: This story is a lot like the original Weirdmageddon with a few changes here and there, with flash backs. So if it sounds too similar to the show I apologies in advance I promise that once we get to chapter 18 we'll be free lancing, but until then the changes will be small.
Anyway I thank you for reading and ask that you please review.
Relationships: Bill Cipher/Dipper Pines
P.S: Story is finished! New chapter will be posted once every Weekend!
(Going back to the beginning of Weirdmageddon...)
"Oh, it's happening. It's finally, finally happening!" Bill Cipher laughs maniacally as he begins to transform. "Physical form? Don't mind if I DO!" He continues laughing as what appear to be muscle fibers cover him. He is then encased in a metal pyramid and vanishes within a brilliant white light.
Finally after one trillion years he was going to get everything he so rightfully deserved!
"Huh?! What just happened?" The time traveler, Blendin Blandin shouts watching as Mabel Pines is lifted up, and locked away in a bubble with a shooting star symbol on it. "Oh. Oh man. This is bad! This is real bad! Guys, we've got a situation!" he screams pressing a button on his watch, causing him to vanish.
Suddenly the sky darkens and the town's people look up, and gasp as the transformed Bill floats down towards them. He laughs wickedly and says "Alright, listen up you one lifespan, three dimensional, five sense skin puppets! For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!" he laughs some more as he shoots a lazar from his eye melting the statue of Nathaniel Northwest.
The town's people shake in fear as several monsters begin to jump out of the rift.
"Now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals, and nightmares I call my friends. 8 Ball! Kryptos!" Bill announces his friends' names as they file out of the scar in the sky. "The being whose name must never be said, haha what the heck; It's Xanthar. Then of course there's also Teeth, Keyhole, Hectorgon, Amorphous Shape, Pyronica, and Pacifier, Some Eye-Ball Bats, oh and these guys." Suddenly a large army of demons of all shapes, and sizes file out of the rift covering up the entire sky above Gravity Falls. "This is our town now, boys!" Bill exclaimed.
Bill's friends and the thousands of demon soldiers laughed in response.
"Now see here, you unholy triangle fella." Mayor Tyler said shakenly "As mayor, I strongly urge you to git...git on out of here."
"Yeah!" Lazy Susan agreed "Things with one eye are weird!"
"We don't like out-of-towners." Grenda yelled.
"We punch what we DON'T UNDERSTAND!" Manly Dan says backing her up as he rips open a mailbox.
But Preston Northwest had a different approach in mind, instead of refusing Bill's rule he welcomes him. "I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist I welcome your tyrannical rule. Perhaps I could be one of your, uh... horsemen of the apocalypse?"
"Dad." Pacifica protested.
"Not now, sweetie, the grownups are talking." Preston shushed her.
"Oh wow, that's a great offer." Bill jokes sarcastically. "How 'bout instead I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face." He then snapped his fingers and rearranges Preston's face so that he has ears for eyes and a giant eyeball as a mouth. Preston falls over, screaming as his family watches in horror.
Bill laughs and begins turning people into stone.
The town people run away in terror as Eye bats try to scoop them up.
"It's time we do a little redecorating. I could really use a castle of some kind." Bill declares and a pyramid forms in the sky. "And how about some bubbles of PURE MADNESS!"
Colorful bubbles appear passing through people who are not fast enough to run away; reducing them to a crazy mess, they scream and rip off their shirts.
"This party never stops." Bill decries "Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme. WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO WEIRDMAGEDDON!"
The water tower roars as the Fearamid produces a large weirdness wave.
"Alright boys capture all the flesh sticks." Bill said addressing his army. "And have them turned to stone for my throne. Oh and if you see one that you'd like to keep for any reason, ANY REASON AT ALL! Please feel free to do so."
The demons chuckled in unison, as some rubbed their hands together obviously thinking about some of the things they'd love to do with some of the humans.
Bill too seemed to smile as if too was thing up some naughty things he could do to a certain meat sack in particular. "Now with that said if you happen to see Six Fingers just remember, HE IS MINE!" Bill growled with a demonic voice. "Now go spread your chaos through out this hick town cause once we're done partying were gonna take this world wide!"
The demon army cackled in delight as they divided into smaller groups and went separate ways to take over all the corners of the town in the name of Bill Cipher!
(Gravity Falls Maximum Security Prison)
"Okay, inmates, time to review your finger paintings." James Brown said and cleared his throat, doing his best to show a positive attitude towards the inmates.
It wasn't easy!
He walks down the room examining the paintings which are currently hanging on the wall for all to see. "Very good. Nice." He praises as he passes each work of art. That is until he reaches a vengeful painting of Gideon winning back Mabel. He gasps "Gideon does this look like someone who's ready to re-enter society?"
Gideon crosses his arms.
"Gideon's unappreciated in his time!" Ghost-Eyes shouted in his defense.
"Oh, Ghost-Eyes, you're making me blush!" Gideon praised.
"Gideon makes prison life worth living." A long bearded man named Rick shouted.
"Gideon! Gideon! Gideon! Gideon! Gideon! Gideon!" the prisoners chanted the boy's name.
Gideon stops to bask in their praise. 'Soon I'll be out of this dump, Mabel will soon be mine, and then Dipper Pines will pay!'
Suddenly the room shakes as a giant goat eats a hole into the prison wall.
The prisoners gasp.
Gideon watches as a three-headed bird lands on his hand.
It screeches.
"Oh my. Bill came through." He realized as more monsters came into view. He smiles, "Come on yall" Gideon yells addressing the other prisoners. "This town belongs to Bill Cipher now, and he has made us the enforcers of his reign. There's a new law and order now so start rounding up as many sorry saps as you can find!" He ordered. "Oh and if you happen to come across Dipper Pines remember, HE's MINE!" The prisoners shouted their approval and moved to carry out the boy's orders.
Ghost Eyes picked up Gideon so he could carry him on his shoulders.
'If you're running boy then you better not stop!' Gideon growled. 'Cause once I catch you I'm gonna torture you so badly you'll be wishing for death! Make no mistake boy you will pay for your transgressions.' Gideon vowed as he imagined himself crushing Dipper under his boot…
'Like a bug boy; like a bug!'
(Right Outside the Mystery Shack)
The wind howled…
Sending an unsettling chill down Ford's back "So this is how the world ends." he rasped through the gushing wind. "Not with a bang, but with a... boop-boop."
"Weirdmageddon." Dipper whispered he is shaking, but it's not from the cold.
Birds caw and fly overhead as various animals start racing out of the woods.
'It's like their running from something' Dipper thought and yelps as a deer to knocks him over. "Agh!"
"Move it, stretch." A gnome yelled at Dipper as they rushed by. "We're scampering here!"
Ford helps Dipper back on his feet. "The rift is shattered. Bill's world is spilling into ours and every minute his powers grow stronger."
"Mabel!" Dipper exclaimed. "The rift must have cracked inside the backpack. She must be in danger. I have to go find her." He takes off running as he screams into the walkie talkie. "Mabel! Come in, Mabel! Mabel!" He had to save her, he just had too!
'It's my fault she was out her in the first place.' He thought. 'If she's hurt I'll never forgive myself.'
Ford grabs him by the arm and stops him. "Dipper listen to me. We can find your sister soon, but first we have to stop Bill. If we can blast him back through the rift he came out of, we just might be able to stop him before his weirdness spreads across the entire globe."
Dipper knew he was right, he loved Mabel, but was she really more important than sparing the entire world from this terrible fate? 'No the longer we wait looking for Mabel the stronger Bill becomes! We need to take him down now while we still have a chance!'
But could it even be done?
"Are you sure defeating Bill is even possible?" Dipper asked unsure.
"No. I'm not sure." Ford admitted. "But being a hero means fighting back even when it seems impossible." He bent down to look Dipper straight in the eyes. "Will you follow me?"
"To the ends of the Earth." Dipper vowed.
"Good. Because that's where we're heading, we also might want to step inside." Ford said as the weirdness wave headed their way.
Dipper nods his agreement and they both run for the shack.
"Weirdness wave!" a gnome shouts.
The wave washes over the Mystery Shack and over Soos' house, causing the barbecue grill to come to life and run away.
Soos gasps as he watches in shock from the window. "Ah! Abuelita! A tidal wave of madness just went over us!"
"Oh, Soos, such an imagination." Abuelita laughed from behind him.
Soos turns around and sees that Abuelita is now a chair! "Ah! You've turned into a chair!"
"Why don't you have a seat and relax?" Abuelita suggested, she's not in the least bit worried about the fact that she is now a chair.
"But what about you, and my friends?" Soos asked looking torn.
"I'll be fine. You go help the others." Abuelita assured him.
"When the universe is broken, only one handyman can fix it." Soos declares and then kisses Abuelita good bye. "I'm coming for you, friends!" he shouts as he runs out of the safety of his home.
"Time for a nap." Abuelita says, and reclines herself as if the end of the world was not upon them at all; but unfortunately it was the end, Bill had all of Earth in his greedy little hands.
And sadly it was about to get a hell of a lot worse!
Notes:
Thanks for reading and please review. The next chapter will be up soon.
Until then this is...
Emily signing off :)
