Michelangelo
"Lincoln. If you want to face Michelangelo, you gotta know a couple of things about him." Lori says.
"Lay it on me, sisters!" Lincoln said.
"Michelangelo loves pizza. Though you could literally say that for the rest of the turtles."
"Heh, who doesn't love pizza?"
"His favorite comic book vigilante is Bugman." Lisa said.
"A comic book fan? Looks like we got something in common."
"He also says cowabunga a lot." Leni says.
"Yeah. That's...kinda obvious."
"He also talks to a pigeon." Lana said.
"Umm..okay?"
"Michelangelo suffers from stage fright." Lucy said.
"He also says cowabunga a lot." Leni said.
Lana continued "And also, he teamed up with a rabbit, chipmunks, an alien, a cat, some puppets, a ghost and some blue gnomes to-"
"Wait..wait..wait!" Lincoln stopped. "What does all of this have anything to do with fighting Michelangelo? And Lana, I'm sure that last part isn't even real!"
"Uh.. Well Lincoln, these are literally the details you want for Michelangelo." Lori said.
"But these isn't fighting tips. This is just random facts."
"Well, you know what they say. Know your opponents before you know your fighting. Knowing you, Stinkcoln, you would have experience on that." Lynn said.
"Just like how superheroes have their likes and dislikes. You get to hit em where it hurts." Lori said.
"Just like how Mikey is in love with Kala from Dimension X, Lori is in love with Bobby and his Oatmeal cookies." Luan said.
"That has nothing to do with an alien from another planet and it's Chocolate chip cookies!" Lori spouted.
"See Lincoln, just like that!"
"Hmm, that is a good point." Lincoln thought. "Maybe if I compare Bugman's and Ace Savvy's costume design and rogue gallery. That'll get him riled up."
"Focus bro, Michelangelo is a party dude but he's just as skilled as the rest of the ninja turtles." Luna said.
"For example, jumping all over the place will cause Mikey to shoot his Turtle Line and drag you down to his many numchuck attacks to the point that he's going to make you feel a bit numb, chuck. Hahaha! Get it?" Luan joked.
(The louds groan)
"But seriously, he's going to knock you silly with those numchucks if you're not careful."
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