Chapter Notes
Disclaimers: I don't own Gravity Falls
Author's Notes: Hey everyone here is the last book of the Stories by Bill Cipher series!
PS: I know the first chapter is in third person, but all the other books of this season are in first person, so we're going to do both!
(Third Person POV)
Darkness…
It had a way of hiding the true dangers of the night in a blanket of pitch blackness.
He could get in a lot of trouble for doing this, hell if his host family found out about this he'd be screwed for sure.
Bill Cipher froze…
Listening quietly in the darkness…
If he were being followed all his planning would be for nothing!
He had waited three long years to make his move, quietly, and patiently waited for the moment the Pines family allowed their guard to slip.
It had taken a while, but now even Old Sixer was convinced that they had Bill trapped in his own version of hell forever.
They couldn't have been more wrong!
Bill floated down the dark streets of Gravity Falls as silent as a ghost.
Never in his wildest dreams did he think he'd come to this sorry bastard for help, but now that he was cut off from the mindscape, and the Nightmare Realm, Bill had no choice, but to call upon the one being he hated more than Stanford Pines, hell he hated this guy more than he hated all of the Pines family combined, and that was saying something!
Bill stopped as he reached the front door of the home of the being in question. What would he say?
Would he even agree to help him?
Bill cleared his throat and knocked on the door three times.
A light turns on in the dark, quiet home, and the door creaks open slightly to revel the last person you'd ever think to have dealings with a demon.
TAD STRANGE!
"You? I was beginning to wonder if you forgot about me." Tad whispered.
"Tad I'd never forget about my own brother." Bill chimed.
"Don't lie!" Tad snapped. "You're only here because you have no other choice!"
"Fine you caught me." Bill snapped. "Now are you going to help me or what?"
"What do I get out of it?" Tad snapped.
"I'll restore something you lost." Bill promised. "Something I took away from you."
"Sounds like a good start." Tad mused, sporting a twisted grin, proving in an instant that his normal personality act was just that: AN ACT! "But I want more."
"Of course, you do." Bill snapped. "Well, what is it?"
"I want whatever human you've been fooling around with, and don't try to lie I can practically smell him all over you!" Tad mused.
Bill stops for a moment as if thinking it over. "No, he's mine." He finally said. "Besides he's not your type anyways."
"Well than I guess we don't have a deal, night Cipher." Tad smirks, going to close the door.
"Wait!" Bill exclaims.
"Yes?" Tad says pausing.
"You can't have him, but he does have a sister."
Tad's smile grew impossibly wider. "What do you need me to do?"
Bill chuckled darkly…
He had waited so long for this, and now finally he was back in the game!
(Bill's POV)
[Later that morning...]
Three years…
For nearly three years I had allowed myself to be a puppet for my worse enemies. It was literally a living hell for me, to have to suck up to them every single day!
My eye narrowed as I glared down at the greatest source of my hate. Sixer!
"One day very soon I will break these chains Fordsy, and when I do you'll all pay!" I swore quietly.
The old man mumbles something in his sleep, no doubt he's dreaming, unfortunately I cannot reach into his mind and figure out what it is since the damn curse he placed on me stole away my powers. I can only hope he's experiencing horrible night terrors of what is to come!
The clock chimes, it's 6 am, and I sigh. It was time to start my daily torture!
Awe Friday, Why the humans love it so much still eludes me. I mean seriously so what if it paves the way for the weekend, if Sunday and Monday were the weekend instead they'd wish for Saturday not stupid Friday! But Humans are so simple minded that way, I guess.
With another heavy sigh I float back up to the room that housed my favorite meat sack in the whole wide multiverse.
Pine Tree!
Just thinking his name gave me goose bumps.
The boy turns over in his sleep, a soft moan escapes his lips, and just like that he's captivated me into a hot and needy mess. 'Damn him.' I thought to myself, but in all reality, it is myself that I should be cursing. I knew starting this war with the kid was a bad idea, but I still did it, and now it would appear that I would soon have to give him up.
Why you ask?
Well image is everything, and everyone thinks that I have no weaknesses, and sexual needs for a certain meat sack over any other is just a weakness I can't afford, besides I sill plan to make the boy pay for his crimes.
No way was I letting him get off easy, but that didn't mean I couldn't use our new relationship to my advantage. I shifted into my human form and straddled my little sapling: grinding into him for good measure.
Pine Tree moans and begins to move with me almost instantly. "Bill…" He whispers in a low and husky voice.
Desire vibrates through my entire being at the sound of that tantalizing sound, yeah I know what you're thinking, and you're right. I am pathetic! Falling for my own scheme so easily, heck if the boys could see me now, they'd surely lose faith in me.
If they hadn't already!
"It's time to get up my delicious little morsel." I whispered in his ear playfully. "The bus will be here in an hour."
"Why can't it be Saturday!?" My Pine Tree moans loudly.
I laugh out loud at his dismay and begin to kiss him down his neck. "Either you get up right now, or I'll continue on down."
Well, that threat sure got him moving, in seconds Pine Tree was pushing me off and jumping out of the bed.
Why?
Simple, the last thing he wanted was the rest of the family to find out the truth about us, and honestly I don't blame him. Could you imagen Sixer's face if he ever found out I was fucking his Great Nephew?
I can and let me tell you it would be priceless!
"Don't you have chores to do?" Pine Tree asked, pulling me from my thoughts.
I smile and pull him into my arms. "I just wanted a good morning kiss." I said teasingly before our lips smashed together. Our tongues dueled, and Dipper grind into me to show me his need; I smiled. "Looks like today's going to be easy for me."
"You wish!" Pine Tree spat, pushing me away. "Now go do your chores!"
I laugh, but obey, turning back into my triangle form before sinking down through the floor below. It was about time for breakfast anyways, so at the speed of light I made fried eggs, and buttered toast, with some Turkey bacon. The family wasn't allowed to eat real bacon, because Shooting Star said it would hurt her pig's feelings.
Ha like pigs have feelings! Still orders are orders, so I cooked up the approved breakfast and laid out four plates for my host family. "Breakfast!" I scream. "Get it while it's hot, and still edible!' I laugh at my own joke and set to work on the dishes. By the time Shooting Star, and Pine Tree race downstairs; the kitchen, and the living room is spotless. Yes that's right, I'm simply that good.
"Breakfast smells great!" Shooting Star praised. "Thanks Bill."
I smile at her efforts to make me feel appreciated, it's sweet really; and for a moment I almost regret selling her to Tad, almost!
"Yeah Thanks." Pine Tree echoes, not really looking up at me.
I smile, knowing that he's simply playing hard to get; and to be honest I love it when he does. The thrill of the chase makes my victory that much sweeter.
Moments later Shrine Hat joins us looking as grouchy as ever.
"Morning Uncle Stan!" Shooting Star exclaimed.
"Yeah, and what's so good about it?" Shrine Hat snapped. "We haven't had a decent costumer flow in weeks, at this rate the shack will go bankrupt for sure!"
"I'm sure you'll think of some kind of get rich quick scheme." Shooting Star said.
"Yeah you always do." Pine Tree agreed.
"You know the car washing place went bankrupt just last week." Sixer said as he joined the family at the table. It's very rare that he actually eats breakfast with the family since he's always working down in his lab.
"That's it!" Pine Tree exclaimed. "We can offer to wash cars for everyone."
"Exactly!" Sixer agreed. "As long as you offer a fair price you should get plenty of costumers wanting car services."
"And while they're waiting they can look through the gift shop!" Shooting Star pointed out.
"That's a great idea, I owe you one." Shrine Hat said to Sixer.
"No need, after all I live here too you know." Sixer sated. "Might as well pull my own weight somehow."
"The only glitch I see though is whose going to help run the car wash?" Shrine Hat asked. "I'll still need the rest of you to help me inside too. Now that Wendy's in college I'll need all the help I can get."
I smiled at the mentioning of Red; off in college, she had left just last weekend, and the moment she was gone I couldn't help but do a little gig. Now if only I could get rid of Llama, then all the competition for Pine Tree's heart would be no more.
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking 'Bill I thought you planned to end things with the kid.' And I do, but just thinking about him being with anyone else but me; makes me see red! "I can get the girls to help." Shooting Star offered, bringing me back from my thoughts.
"That's a great idea, you and your friends can wash cars, while Dipper works the cash register, and Bill keeps the shop tidy." Sixer instructed. "That way you can focus on being there for your customers." He said to his brother.
Shrine Hat nodded. "I think this might work." He admitted. "Now we just have to find a way to spread the word."
"Leave it to me!" Shooting Star said. "Besides Pacifica is like the voice of the town now so it will be so easy to have her put a word in for us."
"Then it's settled I'll go into town and buy what we need to get our car washing business started." Sixer stated.
"Please tell me you're taking Bill with you." Pine Tree said hopefully.
"Sorry Dipper, but I've dealt with him all week, today's my break." Sixer said plainly.
"Then he can help me in the shop today." Shrine Hat concluded. "Like I said now that Wendy is gone I need all the help I can get."
"You heard him Bill." Sixer told me.
"Fine." I said with a roll of my eye.
Just than the bus horn sounds around us, coming through the open window.
"And that's our cue!" Pine Tree exclaimed, taking a piece of toast to go. "Bye Uncle Stan bye Uncle Ford." He calls over his shoulder, as he grabs his bag and races out the door. He forgets me on purpose I'm sure, but I plan to make him pay for it later.
"Bye everyone!" Shooting Star shouts, before racing after her brother.
"Well, I got to get into town before the traffic starts pouring in." Sixer said, getting up from the table, and heading down to the basement, most likely to finish getting ready for he set off into town.
I head over to the shop, and flip the sign to open, and take my spot at the cash register. I just knew it was going to be a slow day, but it would all be worth it, for by tomorrow afternoon my plan would be set in motion.
And finally, I'd be on my way back to the top!
My phone suddenly vibrates, I unlock it, and smile.
It's from Pine Tree, and his text sends a chill threw my being.
Pine Tree: Ready for our Game?
I chuckle as my day instantly becomes better. I did my best to hold in the loud laughter as I texted my sapling back.
Me: You're on!
Chapter End Notes
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