OCWaGH: Chapter 2

Nighttime had finally come over both Peach Creek and Sunflower Shoal, the next town over that was located near the Atlantic Ocean. It was in between these two little towns that we could see some dense woods that were full of trees for miles around, some parts of the woods were bogged down with water and mud, forming some swamps. It was around the center of these miles of trees that we could see a very small clearing with no trees in it. The clearing itself was hard to see, even from a bird's eye view. In this very spot, we could see a flat stone structure with a weird symbol engraved into it laying on the ground, it almost looked like a platform or stand of some kind. This stone platform was a teleporter that led to a place underground. The location here was very dark with barely any source of light inside it, almost like a cave. Deeper inside, we could see a big fortress of some kind, the surrounding walls had lit torches to help light up the dark area.

Inside the fortress, we could see a man in his early twenties, sitting on a huge throne in a big throne room, tapping his fingernails against the armrest in both boredom and frustration. He had slick black hair that was combed back and dark, but cold navy-blue eyes. He wore a dark gray business suit with a red tie and a jet-black cape around his shoulders. At first, he seemed like a normal person, but something about him seemed a bit off… You know, besides him sitting on a throne that was underground and wearing a cape.

"I had a feeling this would happen," the man stated to himself aloud before making a sigh, "I knew it would not be easy to make the queen succumb to the emotions of despair from my minions…"

"… Lord Krishna."

The man perked up his head slightly at the voice. Four elemental portals appeared in front of him: one of water, fire, earth, and wind. In the portals, we could see figures standing in each of them, but could not see that many details about them; though we could tell that two men were standing in both the fire and earth portal, while two women stood in the water and wind portal.

"Is it almost time to put our plans into action?" asked the man in the fire portal.

"Yes," the man on the throne replied, "We need to locate where the queen is now since that hidden power took her away from our sight yesterday. I can only assume it was somehow the king's doing, with the last bits of strength he had left on this earth."

The man named Krishna looked towards the people in the elemental portals, "Starting tomorrow, one of you should start looking around the town to find the queen while gathering Emotive Surges with our minions. But remember to be discreet; causing any kind of commotion could lead her guardians here to us. Understand?"

"Understood," The four people stated as they then faded away, teleporting elsewhere in the fortress.

Krishna made another sigh before making a smirk to himself, "Soon, the future of this world will change to what I want, along with obtaining who I've desired for so long…"


It was now early in the morning here in the Peach Creek Cul-De-Sac. We then zoomed in on Ed's house to see him still sleeping in his bed, a bit of drool was coming from his mouth as he snored. Soon we could see him starting to stir around slightly, he was beginning to have a very vivid dream.

"… Huh?" Ed opened his eyes to see his current surroundings. He was standing in a very foggy place with nothing seemingly around him.

"Hello? Is there anyone there?" Ed started to shout out, looking around from where he was standing again to see anyone, "Double D? Eddy? Are you here?"

He heard no one respond back to him, but a lone figure started to form in his sight, standing further away from him in the fog. Ed started to walk over to the figure, he could tell they were not either of his two friends, or anyone else he knew.

It was when Ed was a lot closer to the figure that he began to see who it was. It was a man in his very early twenties. He had short black hair and wore a black shirt underneath a green jacket that fitted more like a blazer, a pair of beige pants, and a pair of brown shoes. He had his eyes closed for some reason.

"Oh! Hi there!" Ed greeted the man with a big wave of his arms, trying to get his attention.

The man opened his eyes to see Ed waving his arms; he had very calming, dark blue eyes. Ed and the man were now a few feet apart from each other, "Hello there," the man responded back.

"Who are you?" Ed started to ask the man, "And where are we?"

"My name is Mamoru Chiba," the man stated to him, glancing at something behind Ed, "We are standing in a distant memory of mine."

"A memory?" Ed questioned in confusion as he turned around to see what the man was staring at.

The fog around them started to clear up, revealing where they were. Behind them was a large palace of some kind with a fountain and garden in front of it, and behind the palace you could clearly see the Earth high in the sky.

"Whoa…" Ed awed at the sight that was now in front of him, "This is a really pretty place!"

The man named Mamoru stayed silent for a short moment as he stared at the scenery before turning back to the teen, "Ed, you've been having dreams and visions about a girl named Sailor Moon, correct?"

Ed widened his eyes, turning back to Mamoru, "Yeah, I have!" he replied with a nod of his head, "She is a sailor-suited guardian of justice!"

Mamoru smiled a little at that, "The dreams and visions you keep having are actually my memories."

Ed blinked a little at what Mamoru said, "Huh…? Really?"

"Yes," Mamoru replied, "My memories have been coming to you slowly, but now I think it's time for you to receive all of them."

"Neat!" Ed stated with a big toothy smile, not really understanding what was going on, "Why are you giving them to me?"

"Someone needs to have my powers to help Sailor Moon and her friends with the hardships to come," Mamoru started to say, "And it seems that fate has chosen you to take my place."

Ed blinked a little in confusion, tilting his head to the side, "I don't really get it…" he muttered before making a big smile once again, "But maybe I can help you out!"

It was then that a small, golden light started to form from Mamoru's chest that was over his heart, revealing a big, thin diamond-like crystal that was a gold color.

"I only have one request for you before I go, if you don't mind," Mamoru stated to Ed, "I ask for you to tell Usagi to not feel sad about me, that I will be by her side inside you, alright?"

"Uh… Okay!" Ed replied with another smile, "I will protect her! I promise!"

It was after Ed said those words that the golden crystal in Mamoru's hand started to float over to Ed, gently going inside his heart, much to his surprise, "Whoa… Tingly!"

It only took a few seconds before Ed widened his eyes; the memories that Mamoru spoke of started to flash in his mind all at once. Ed fell to his knees; it was a bit overwhelming for him to handle. He could see how much Mamoru had gone through in his life; both past, and present, and what he could see from Mamoru's brief future that was cut short.

Ed then looked back up to Mamoru, who he could see was starting to disappear, "Good luck, both of you," he stated before disappearing in a flash of light. The flash of light started to become brighter and brighter as Ed could feel himself starting to wake up.


Ed eventually opens his eyes, blinking a little and rubbing his eyes in tiredness. He yawned a big yawn and stretched his arms. He looked around his room, seeing that he was no longer asleep and dreaming about the place around the Moon Kingdom.

'… Moon Kingdom?' Ed thought in confusion, 'Was that what the place was called?'

He then remembered the man that was there with him in the dream. He glanced down to his chest where the man's golden crystal entered his heart, only to see nothing out of the ordinary.

"Huh… that was really weird," Ed stated to himself, scratching his chest a little. He then looked at the digital clock next to his bed; it was now 8:30 am.

Ed stared at the clock for a moment before making a big smile, "I gotta meet with Double D and Eddy and tell them about what happened!"

He hopped out of his bed to get ready for the day ahead, not exactly realizing what the dream he had was about and what it meant for him and everyone else.

It only took Ed about fifteen minutes to get ready for the day. As he was putting on his jacket, he could feel something that was a little heavy in his right jacket pocket, something that was not there before. He reached into his pocket to take out what was there, only to widen his eyes to what it was. It was three medals of some kind; one was gold with a red rose design engraved into it, while the other two were blue and red that had two strange symbols on them that he did not recognize. They looked kind of like the brooch Sailor Moon uses when she transforms.

"Where did these come from?" Ed questioned himself before shaking his head a little; now was not the time to get distracted! He puts the three medals back in his jacket pocket before running up his basement stairs to leave his room and then leave his house.


A few miles away from the Cul-De-Sac at the junkyard nearby, we could see a feminine figure standing around the area. She was a pale woman that had short, dark green, and bright green eyes. She was dressed in a green suit of some kind, almost like a uniform.

"Ugh, why did they place me here in this junkyard for my first mission?! I know we need to be discreet, but sheesh!" the woman stated in an annoyed tone of voice before raising her right hand. A ball of green-colored wind suddenly appeared forth from her hand, "I guess it's time to start the mission of gathering the Emotive Surges we need."

The woman tossed the ball of green wind in front of her, landing a few feet away. The ball then started to morph and transform into a tall, dark green bipedal creature with scales and very jagged-looking limbs. The creature opened its eyes, revealing them to be black.

"Hear me, my Blasphemy minion!" commanded the woman in green to the monster, "I order you to gather the Emotive Surges from the people in this area!"

"As you wish, Lady of the Wind," hissed back the monster as he dashed off towards any nearby target, leaving behind the woman.


It only took Ed a few minutes to reach his two friends, who he could see up ahead around the playground near the entrance of the neighborhood. He then saw the girl named Usagi from yesterday, sitting down on a bench that was close to his friends, she looked to be sad right now. Ed made a wide smile, "Hey there!" he called out to them.

Two of the three teens turned to Ed, "About time you got here!" Eddy stated with annoyance, "I need all of the info from you about those stories you've been making up."

It was when Ed finally came up to them that Double D immediately noticed something odd about him, "Umm… Ed, the color of your left eye," he started to say, "Why is it blue now?"

Ed stared at his friends in confusion as Eddy noticed what Double D meant by that, "Hey, he's right! It's not brown anymore, but your right eye is still the same!" Eddy commented, "The heck did you do to it?"

"There's something in my eye?" Ed asked, rubbing his left eye to see if he could get out whatever they were seeing, "It doesn't feel any different."

"That is… very bizarre," Double D mused a little in curiosity, "I wonder how that happened?"

Eddy shrugged his shoulders, "We can figure that out later!" he turned to Double D, "Do you have a pad and pen on you, Sockhead?"

"Of course I do," Double D replied, taking said things out of his back pocket, "I never leave home without them."

"Good!" Eddy stated, rubbing his hands together a little, "Let's start writing down Ed's ideas and make a story or play out of it."

In the meantime, Ed glanced over to Usagi, who was still sitting on the bench close to them. She had her head lowered in sadness, "Is Usagi okay?" Ed asked aloud.

"Oh… She hasn't spoken much this morning," Double D started to say with a worried expression, "I did try to ask her what was wrong, but she said nothing back."

Ed made a sad face when he heard that statement.

"I'm sure she will tell us what's wrong eventually, but I don't want to force her to tell us," Double D continued to say, "She can take her time."

"… Maybe I can cheer her up!" Ed stated with a toothy smile before he started jogging over to Usagi.

"Huh?! Hey, wait!" Eddy exclaimed in surprise before making a small growl of annoyance.

Double D made a small sigh as he followed Ed, "Maybe we should wait a moment before writing anything down since Ed is preoccupied now."

Eddy only crossed his arms, furrowing his eyes more in impatience as he followed his friends, "Geez…"

Ed sat next to Usagi on the bench to her right, "Hai there, Usagi!" He greeted her.

Usagi glanced towards Ed a little but said nothing, not even fully looking at him.

"What're you thinking about?" Ed asked as Double D and Eddy came up next to him.

"… I was thinking about someone I know," Usagi finally replied, "I'm really worried about her safety."

Double D made a small, concerned face at what she said, "Is there not a way to contact them?"

Usagi shook her head, "No."

"Well, that sucks to hear…" Eddy stated.

"… Did you lose someone close to you?"

Usagi widened her eyes at that statement, looking at Ed in disbelief. Even Double D and Eddy were taken aback at the sudden question.

"Ed!" Double D gasped at him in shock, "W-Why would you ask that?! That's just…"

It was then that Usagi noticed the colors of Ed's eyes; his right eye was a hazel brown color, but his left eye was a familiar and calming dark blue color. She started to grow pale in the face before she shook that thought out of her head, trying to calm herself back down, "Yes… I did lose someone; someone very dear to me," she replied to him, glancing down at the engagement ring on her finger.

An awkward silence hung in the air around the four teens.

"I'm… sorry to hear that, Usagi," Double D started to say to her, trying to comfort her a little, "Is there anything we can—"

"I'm so sorry, Usagi!" Ed suddenly blurted out as he gave Usagi one of his famous 'Ed-Hugs', surprising everyone again, "I know he misses you a lot! He told me to take care of you, and I'm going to do just that; like I promised!"

"Whoa, hey!" Eddy yelped at Ed, "You need to give her some space, Ed!"

Usagi looked at Ed as he then lets her out of his Ed-Hug, "S-Someone told you to take care of me…?"

"Yeah!" Ed replied with a wide smile, "He seemed to like you a lot and left things to me!"

"Uh… Double D?" Eddy whispered to Double D as they watched the scene in front of them, "What the heck is going on?! This is starting to get weird!"

"Your guess is as good as mine," Double D replied as he started to write some notes down in his notepad about what was happening.

Usagi stayed silent for a short moment before asking, "Who… Who asked you to do this?"

Ed blinked a little at her question, thinking about it again for a moment, "The guy I met last night in my brain?" he asked as he tried to remember, "Was it Memory? Meme Rauru? Mammy Roo?" he paused for a short moment before finally remembering, "Oh! I think it was, uh… Mamoru!"

Usagi gasped in disbelief as she got up from where she sat, backing away from him a little, much to the confusion of the Eds.

"How…?! I-I don't understand!" Usagi stuttered. She could feel herself getting weak before collapsing to her knees in shock.

"Right? I don't really get it either," Ed stated, scratching the back of his head, "Can you tell me more about him? Things still feel fuzzy to me in my brain."

"I would like to know more as well if you don't mind," Double D started to say to Usagi, still jotting down notes in his pad, "For the past week, Ed has been telling us about the dreams and visions he's been having, all of them were about a girl who fought monsters alongside her friends…"

Eddy nodded his head, "Yeah, Ed kept calling her Sailor something."

Usagi was silent to the Eds after hearing what they said, "That… That's who I am."

"… Huh?" Both Double D and Eddy echoed.

Usagi made a sigh at what she was going to say, "I don't know how many countries outside of Japan know this, but in Tokyo, Sailor Moon is considered an important symbol of justice and peace."

She held onto the brooch that was on her chest, which was attached to her school uniforms ribbon, "My friends and I had defended Tokyo from so many enemies for over two years. Things were beginning to calm down, and I thought everything was finally going to be peaceful…"

Usagi shut her eyes as she gripped onto her brooch tightly, "But then, I found Mamoru in his apartment, collapsed on the floor. H-He… He was not moving when I tried to wake him up, no matter what I tried," tears started to form in her eyes, "No one knew what happened, and they could not find the cause… This happened a week ago."

Usagi's whole body started to tremble, "I was so distraught… My fiancé was gone. I could not think straight, I lost my will to do anything… And then, yesterday, I…" she paused for a moment before continuing, "I went to Tokyo Tower and found a way to get to the top without anyone seeing me."

Double D widened his eyes in horror at what she was implying, "Please don't tell me, you…"

"… Yes, I did," Usagi muttered in a low tone of voice, "I jumped."

The three Eds were stunned, neither of them knew what to say to her story.

"As I was falling, I remember seeing a very bright light… And then I woke up here," Usagi continued to say, "… I'm still alive, still breathing, and I don't know how."

Usagi could feel herself being embraced into another one of Ed's bone-crushing hugs. He bent down to her level to pick her up and hug her, "Don't be sad, please!" Ed started to say, "I know that he wants you to be happy, not sad!"

"… Geez, that is one heck of a story," Eddy commented, scratching the back of his head to think for a moment.

"Eddy… maybe we should call off trying to write that script," Double D stated to Eddy in a bit of a hushed tone, "I don't think now would be a good time."

"I was thinking the same thing," Eddy replied, surprising Double D a little with how understanding he was, "We'll think about it some other time. Besides, I don't think I would wanna write something that ends horribly!"

Double D was about to comment about how rude that last statement was until he realized that was just Eddy's way of moving away from the topic faster. He made a sigh as he glanced at Ed and Usagi, who was still in Ed's hug, "With that being said, there's still several things we need to know from her…"

"Hey, Dorks!"

Double D and Eddy jumped at the sudden voice from behind them before turning to see a fellow neighbor of theirs riding up to them on his bike.

"Oh, hello Kevin," Double D started to greet him before noticing he looked a little panicked, "Is there something wrong?"

"Have any of you seen Nazz anywhere?" Kevin asked.

"Uh, no? We just got here a little while ago," Eddy stated with an arched eyebrow before making a mischievous smirk, "Why? Are you feeling lonely?"

"What — No!" Kevin retorted with a glare afterward, "We were supposed to meet up earlier, but I can't find her!"

"That's very odd for her to do," Double D commented, "We'll make sure to keep an eye out for Nazz, okay?"

Kevin then noticed Ed behind the others, seeing him let Usagi out of his hug, "Wait a minute, since when did a new kid move in?" He asked.

Before anyone could answer his question, all of them heard a loud screech near the Lane, the noise did not sound like a person or an animal of any kind.

"Uh… The heck what was that noise?" Eddy questioned, "Is someone trying to play a prank on us or something?"

Usagi could feel herself getting déjà vu from the screech, 'It must be a new enemy!' she thought as she narrowed her eyes.

Usagi ran off towards where they heard the screech, much to the surprise of the others, "Usagi!" Double D gasped in shock.

Ed stood there for a moment before realizing why Usagi had run off, widening his eyes as he did. He then ran off after her, "I gotta go help her! It's my new job!"

"What the – HEY!" Eddy yelled out to Ed, running after him as he did, "Where do you think you're going?!"

Double D sighed at his friends before turning to Kevin, "Maybe we can explain all of this later?" he said a bit nervously stated before running off after his friends, "Pardon us for now!"

Kevin sat there on his bike for a moment before narrowing his eyes to them in suspicion, "This is WAY too weird. What are those dorks even up to?"


Usagi continued to run towards where she heard the screech from earlier, towards the very end of the Lane where the woods were. She then stopped herself for a short moment before grabbing the brooch that was on her school uniform, "I need to transform, but there's not really a hidden place to do so…"

She then saw a big green dumpster with the top closed off close to her right, "I guess I'll go behind there," Usagi stated as she rushed over to the side of it, hidden from sight.

Usagi raised her brooch into the air before shouting, "Moon Eternal… Make UP!"

Pink ribbons started to form around her body along with soothing white light, changing her outfit to something else entirely. She was now Eternal Sailor Moon.

Sailor Moon could hear footsteps coming closer from the location she was at before, noticing that Ed had followed her, 'I should stay here for a second. I don't want them to get involved,' she thought.

Ed passed her without knowing she was there, running towards the source of the commotion before he tripped and fell to the ground, tripping over a rock, "Oof!"

She then could hear his two friends starting to run up to him, "Ed!" Eddy yelled to him, "What the heck is wrong with you?! Don't run off like that!"

"Are you alright?" Double D asked with worry.

"I'm dandy as I can be, Double D!" Ed replied with a smile as he got back up.

It was Eddy that noticed something on the ground in front of them; three medals. He widened his eyes at them, "Are those coins over there?!"

"Oh, those must have flown out of my pocket when I fell," Ed stated, gesturing to his right jacket pocket.

'Wow, they got distracted very easily,' Sailor Moon thought before shaking that thought out of her head, 'What am I even doing?! I need to go!' She then made a backward high jump, hopping onto the fence behind her before landing on the other side, and dashing off toward the commotion.

Eddy bent over to pick up one of the medals; the red one in particular, "Why were you hiding these from us?! We can sell these and get some money!"

"Hmm, how unusual," Double D commented as he picked up the blue medal, "These colored coins seem to have astrological signs on them…" he stated, "I also don't recall any sort of known currency like this. Seems that they are more like medals and not real coins."

Ed picked up the gold medal off the ground, staring at it for a moment before remembering, "Oh, my job! I gotta go help her!"

"Hold it, Monobrow!" Eddy stated as he grabbed onto the back of Ed's jacket before he could run off again.

"You need to stop running off like that," Double D started to say, "If there's something bad going on, we need to—"

Their thought process was cut off suddenly by a scream; this time it was a human scream and not a monstrous-sounding one. They widened their eyes in shock.

"Wait, t-that sounded like Nazz!" Double D gasped.

"Geez, so much for not getting involved," Eddy muttered as he lets go of the back of Ed's jacket, "Go on ahead, we'll meet up with you in a second."

Ed blinked a little before nodding his head, "Roger!"

"… Eddy, do you think it was wise to let him go alone?!" Double D asked Eddy as they saw Ed run ahead of them, "We don't even know what's going on!"

"He'll be fine," Eddy replied, "I'm more worried about a thrashing from Kevin if we don't help Nazz out!" he then started to run ahead, "So, let's go help her out!"

Double D rolled his eyes a little, 'It always has to come back around to you, doesn't it Eddy?' he thought before making a sigh to himself, running after his friends once again.

Up ahead with Ed, he finally reached the end where the noise and scream came from, only to widen his eyes at the scene. He could see a dark green monster looming over Sailor Moon, they had an unconscious Nazz gripped in their left hand.

The green monster chuckled at Sailor Moon, "Only one guardian has come out to play? How brave of you," the monster then drew out its claws on its right hand, "Tell me, where is your queen? My lord has business with her," they then gestured to the unconscious girl they held prisoner, "I've already taken this girl's Green Emotive Surge for our master, so she is of no use to us right now," it then started to put their sharp fingernail up to Nazz's neck, "Either way, tell me where your queen is, or else this girl loses her life!"

Ed narrowed his eyes, clutching onto the gold medal he had in his hand; he had to help them, as fast! His first thought was to throw something to distract the monster, but he did not have anything besides the medal. Ed's eyes widened at a thought he had; the medal he now had looked a lot like a brooch, like the one Sailor Moon uses to transform! He started to poke at the gold medal in his hand at a fast pace around the rose design of it, as if he was pressing a button to make it work, "Come on, I need help…! Please!"

Suddenly, Ed was blinded by a flash of gold light as he could feel his clothes change into something else…

Sailor Moon glared at the monster looming over her, 'Is the monster talking about my future self? Or someone else?' she thought to herself before replying, "Like I would tell you anything!"

"I see you are a defiant little guardian, what a pity," the monster hissed out a laugh as the fingernail they had against Nazz's neck was getting closer to cutting into her skin.

Before they could do any more damage, something sharp was tossed toward the monster, slashing its right wrist, and catching them off guard, "Gah!" the monster yelped as they dropped Nazz in surprise, clutching onto their wrist, "Who dares…?!"

Sailor Moon quickly went over to Nazz to check on her; she seemed to be alright, for the most part. She then turned her attention back to the monster, summoning out her staff as she did, "Starlight Honeymoon… Therapy KISS!" Sailor Moon shouted as the attack coming from her staff hit the monster, disintegrating it into dust.

Sailor Moon looked to see what slashed the monster's wrist earlier. Her heart almost stopped for a moment and her face grew pale; it was a red rose that had dug itself into the ground when it was thrown.

"Tuxedo Mask…?!" Sailor Moon uttered in disbelief, turning to where the rose was thrown.

Standing on top of the fence was a teen boy that was her age; he was not wearing a tuxedo, but something like what Endymion wore during his life in the Silver Millenium. His face was still hidden by a white masquerade mask. It was while he was standing on the fence that he started to lose his balance, falling face-first into the grass below him, "Ouch," he groaned before hopping back up like nothing happened, "Are you and Nazz okay, Sailor Moon?" the teen asked as he walked up to her.

Sailor Moon stood there for a moment in shocked silence; she could see that he was the tall boy from earlier, the one that was saying so many weird things to her, 'Those things he was saying to me were true?! Mamoru, he… he left everything to him?!'

"… Hello?" Ed asked as he waved his arms in front of her face, trying to get her attention.

Sailor Moon soon snapped out of her thoughts, placing her right hand over her brooch, which changed her clothes back to normal.

"Oooh, is that how it works?" Ed asked, taking out the gold medal he had in his pocket. He held his hand over the medal as his clothes also returned to normal, "I was trying to push it like a button."

"… You said your name was Ed, right?" Usagi started to ask, "Where did you—?"

"ED!" called out Eddy's voice from behind them. Both he and Double D came running up to them, "You REALLY need to stop—"

"O-Oh, dear!" Double D gasped as he noticed Nazz on the ground, still unconscious. He rushed up to her side to check on her, "What happened here?!"

"We found her out cold like this when we arrived," Usagi started to say, hoping Ed would say the same thing, "I don't know what happened."

"I think it was aliens coming to harvest our brain power for their mothership!" Ed replied with a toothy smile, "We need to beat them before they can leave with more brains!"

Everyone stared at Ed before his two friends sighed at him, "Why did we even bother asking?" Eddy groaned with a facepalm.

"Either way, Nazz needs to rest on another surface that isn't the ground," Double D stated as he turned to Ed, "Ed, can you please pick up Nazz and take her back to the playground?"

Ed made a small salute, "Will do!" he replied as he picked Nazz up and flopped her over his shoulder, running back to the playground as he did.

"Wait a minute, don't pick her up like that!" Double D gasped as he ran off after Ed, "You need to be more gentle!"

Eddy made an irritated groan, "It always has to be something, doesn't it?" he stated aloud to himself before running after his friends once again with Usagi following close behind.


Author's Note (August 22nd, 2023): *Crawls out of the time machine* ... Oh god, what year is it?!

*Checks the date the story was posted*

... OH GOD WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WAS POSTED TWELVE YEARS AGO?! WAY too many things have happened in those twelve years... Let's not go into that.

The point is, this story is back! It's something I've been meaning to do for a while ever since I started writing again, so... Here you go!