Jaune x Space (Houston we have no problems)
I want to continue to thank you all for following this story.
I've decided to make the Jaune x Vtuber multiple after I post chapter 11.
So for that Here's a sneak peek before this chapter starts.
"Jaune are you okay?" Pyrrha asked in worry as Jaune seemed nervous. "I'm okay Pyr it's just...I feel like I'm going to have a hectic two weeks." He said not knowing the hell he'll go through.
"Dad I'm off to Beacon to see my prince charming!"
"Choco-sensei wait for me!"
"Alright Dragoons let's go bring back a house husband!"
"What was I doing in Vale again?"
""I'm not losing out on a mate again!""
"Penny can we go with you to Vale?"
"Sakamata has returned to Vale early for a important mission my darkness."
"Don't trying to stop me peko!" "Princess as your bodyguard I must follow you everywhere...especially to Vale!"
"Don't worry Jōnu-sana Rushia will always be with you."
I hope you are ready for the madness when it comes out. Though I want to make it ten to fifteen chapters long while making more for this story.
Now the actual story begins.
In Argus Jaune arc can be seen packing a bag filled with clothes and other goods before looking at a clock and saw it was 20:00.
"Okay everyone is away on their trips or missions.This is the perfect opertunity." He said with a quiet voice trying not to wake up anyone.
Slowly making his way out the housw he had grown up in all his life he ran to the bullhead terminal to head to vale to complete his dream of being a Beacon Academy student.
On the way to the terminal for the bullhead he looked up at the broken moon for a split second and saw what looked to be a shooting star. Thinking the world was looking at him on his journey he stopped running and looked at it before making a wish "Please help me become a huntsman." He said looking at it.
To bad the person in charge of this story was using him as a toy.
As he was looking at it he saw it get bigger and brighter. "That's not a shooting star isn't it." He said as it got bigger and bigger before he saw what he thought it was.
The star turned out to be a space ship that was rapidly closing in on his location. Running for cover he unintentionally ran to a clearing where it soon crashed in front of him.
After coughing for air Jaune slowly got up and looked at what was going to happen. (Humans and their sense of danger am I right.)
After getting closer he saw a moon, a comet, a art palette, and a carrot. Confused He got closer before a door opened and four people walked out, or if you were Jaune arc landed on top of him, and looked around before noticing Jaune.
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Not saying anything to one another thing quickly got awkward. Opening his mouth Jaune was about to say something before he got thrown around.
He got tossed into the air by an unknown force.
Then he hit by multiple black birds made by some form of liquid before landing on the ground.
Next he hit be a giant carrot that seemed like it came out of nowhere into the ship.
And finally after he slowly fell from the ship onto the ground. Not before he saw a blue haired beauty crouch down and looked like she had a axe in one of her hand before he fell uncountous.
As he was about to be knocked out her swore he heard the blue haired beauty say something about not getting to do anything before he fell uncountous.
The next day
Slowly waking up Jaune stretched his body while getting up yawning.
"Man that was a weird dream." He said before looking around and saw he was in his home.
"I guess dreaming about faking some transcripts to get into Beacon was a far fetched dream." He said while remembering the blue haired beauty in his dreams before looking at his calendar and saw it was the next day.
"Since everyone is away that means the shower is all for me today." The ignorant protagonist said stripping out of his cloth and went to his dresser and took out his cloth for the day before heading for the bathroom while humming a tune with his eyes closed.
Walking by certain alien artist who had been in a artist block and walked up the stairs to see a semi-naked Jaune walk out of his room with a very large and noticeable bulge in his underwear.
After seeing this she had a nose bleed and a goofy smile before walking back down stairs after she had found a breakthrough for her painting.
After arriving to the bathroom door he saw took off his underwear assured that neither of his parents or especially god forbids his sisters were here and opened the door before being blasted with steam.
As Jaune opened the door he was blessed with a sight that every rabid fan would give and do for this opportunity.
The first person he saw a cute teal and white haired rabbit girl with a slim and petite body, small chest, and a what seemed to be carrot with a pin in it (Grenade head for cover!).
The second person he saw was a beautiful long violent haired girl with sparkles in her hair with yellow highlight. She had a very large chest that seemed like if he kept staring at them would leed him into a black hole, and yellow and indigo eyes that seems to flicker to complete yellow with a predatory look (I had that thought when watching the K/DA covers she was apart of.).
Finally he saw the blue haired beauty that was in his dream. She had shoulder length blue hair, fair skin, and a relatively smaller chest to the rabbit haired girl (Looking at my door with peppers pray.).
And the best part was that they had finished showering/bathing and were as naked as the day they were born.
Silence fell apon them as they looked at one another. A group of naked beautiful and cute girls staring at a equally naked young man who had dropped his towel in shock at the sight before him.
After a few seconds violet haired girl coveres the rabbit girl's eye's and gave him a glare...though she had a very red face and a nose bleed staring at him while her eyes went south a couple of times. The rabbit girl complained that she couldn't see anything while the blue beauty walked over and picked up his fallen towel and gave it to him before asking him to leave so that they may finish freshening up and closed the door before saying to come see them in the living room.
Slowly his brain rebooted before running to his room and rapidly put on his clothes and ran down stairs... forgetting the fact his brain was in the clouds when running down he slipped and crashed and tumbled down and saw a girl rapidly brushing a paint brush against a canvas seemingly captivated by a source of inspiration.
After recovering from his tumble he limped to the kitchen and took a look at the family fridge and saw he had eggs,bacon,some fruits,potatoes,butter,and finally some milk. Going to the family shelf that had an arrange of cooking supplies he found some pancake mixing,seasonings,jams,and some bread.
After finding this he rapidly started cooking some breakfast for the people that were in his family home.
20 minutes later
After finishing making food he looked behind him and saw the four girls had come together discussing something 'Probably about what I'm cooking.' Jaune thought as he flipped a pancake.
Unknown to Jaune they were talking about another thing entirely.
"The shape is different and the size is much larger than this Iofifteen-chan." the blue haired beauty said while dressed in a grey stripped and boxed patterned two piece dress ,that had a blue,black,and purple colored curling side one the bottom left side next to her hip, with a matching hat with a crown on it,a blue and black galaxy ribbon tied around her waist,a short blue stocking on her right leg,a long black stocking on her left, a black glove that had her index and pinky finger exposed,and a side tail on her right side tied byba blue ribbon with a star ,while examining the painting her friend had made.
"Indeed peko.. Suisei-sempai it had a upright curve and a lighter tip peko." The rabbit girl said dressed in a black leotard and fishnets, a white fluffy coat with a carrot picture on the rightbside of her hip, while her hair was tied in braids with carrots in her hair,and finally a white cotton leg accessory on her tight thigh as the violent haired girl was staring at Jaune like a hawk while he was cooking breakfast.
Noticing her friend was just staring at Jaune and not paying attention to the conversation Iofifteen looked to her long time friend and asked her a series of questions "What do you think Moona? Was it somewhat accurate? Was the shape more bent up? How long was it?" She asked as she looked at her stare at Jaune finishing up the food.
"It is a good painting. You would need to ask him directly for the question. As Pekora-sama said it was curved upright. And it was approximately 4.7 meters." She replied as her eyes turned yellow and sharpened like a snakes eye at the last part of her sentence dressed in a black sports shirt and sports short,a white open shirt held together by a black belt and finally a black choker around her neck.
After she said that the other girls blinked before staring at Jaune who had finished making breakfast and sat it around the dining room table and saw them look at him before giving them a awkward smile and said that breakfast was ready before running upstairs and took a shower.
After Jaune ran upstairs the girls sat around the table tried some of his food he made before Pekora got excited and ate the pancakes at a rapid pace "Pekora-sama pleasw remember your manners when eating!" Moona said while taking slower bites of the pancakes.
"This is good though Moona so I think I can understand why she's eating at a rapid pace." Iofifteen said while taking some fruits and eat some of it.
"Indeed though I wish he made some meats." Suisei said before hearing Jaune walk down the stairs.
Turning in Jaune's direction they saw he had a rabbit hoodie on and a denim jean walk over to them before grabbing and plate and asked how it was.
They replied they liked it while Suisei said she wished their was a little bit of meat as a timer went off. As that happened Jaune smiled before getting up and put on a pair of mittens.
Confused they asked what else he had made. Smiling he said it was a surprise before opening the oven and out came a sent of fresh cooked pork.
(This is basically the pork roast scene from shokogeki no soma season 1 episode 1 from here on out with a few modifications)
After smelling the scent hit their noses the started to salivate while he placed it in the middle of the table and slowly sliced it one by one giving each of them two slices and him one before giving them a smirk and said "Bon appétit." While waiting for them to eat it.
Slowly they all stabbed their forks into the dish and heard a crunch. Slowly they picked it up and blew on hit before they took a bite and their taste buds exploded and they slowly slumped in the chairs savoring the dish.
As this was happening Jaune had a smile while waiting for them to get off the high he put them in. As they began to slowly come off their high Jaune asked them a question "Well hoe did you enjoy the pork roast?"
After he said this Moona got up and jumped him. After he fell down he saw she had yellow snake like eyes and spoke in a dark and possessive tone "You have earned the right to be a house husband for the moon goddes Hoshinova."
After she said that the entire room became a entire mess.
A/N: This isn't my finest chapter but I wanted to get this out before my mind wonder and forget about this idea.
Thank you for reading this and I hope you all continue to guess.
Here's the next chapter title and character hint.
Jaune x Split (I'm back bitch's)
