Miitopian Civil War
Chapter 4: We Stand With The People
Date: December 3rd, 2022
I wake up in a place that was unfamiliar to me until I saw the kid swordsman I gave advice to last night. I'm still in Rune. Damn it. I have a bad feeling. It's about Miitopia. I don't know why but my stress increases when I think about it. So far, nothing big has happened in the war between our side and the Nazis. Just skirmishes and then riling up hatred as we spread ideas of the revolution against them around. That's why I was able to come to this world yesterday but it's like I'm needed in Miitopia today. I ponder over this as I get ready for the day ahead and eventually come downstairs, clad in my armor and gear. To hell with Novelww. The others notice a look on my face, a look of grave concern and deep thought. Yufa asks: "Hey Adam, are you okay?" "No. I sense something is wrong back in the world of Miitopia. I remember talking about the war going on there with you all. Words cannot truly describe how bad it all is. Try as I might, I will fail at truly capturing the war if I chose to try. I'm going to head there for a while but will return at a point in time minutes from now. I just have to get someone to pick me up. I truly care about helping you all defeat the Dark Lord again in Glast Heim." Roan replies: "I understand but please don't forget to come back. You were incredible yesterday. We couldn't have stopped them without you." "I'm aware. Now hold on, I'm contacting my friend Dominic. He's the best choice for getting me back to Miitopia from here. With his new powers and all that, of course. The Nazis want everyone they don't like dead. I must stop them." With that, I contact Dominic and he comes in seconds: "Hey Adam. We'll have to talk about what happened in Link VRAINS yesterday later. I'm glad you called because the Nazis are launching a fully fledged invasion of Realm Of Fey. Take my hand. I'll get us there soon. Yes, I don't want a nap. I'm taking this so seriously that my personality has to be held back. But before we go, you have to eat and drink something. You need to be at full strength. Ripping apart others molecularly is something I can do but it's very draining."
"Okay, I get it. Does this inn serve breakfast? It doesn't look like it. I don't see anywhere to sit or eat." Maya replies: "Oh don't worry about that! While you were all sleeping, I went out a bought some fruits and bread and water for us to have! Just make sure to pay me back!" Dominic sighs: "Debt is a overused concept. What a causation to want a nap." "Just kidding!" After having a hastily consumed breakfast of goods Maya of all people bought at the Prontera market, Dominic and I say goodbye and I double promise to return soon. It takes only moments to arrive to Realm Of Fey at a location that overlooks the raging battle. It's bad. "How long has this been going on? *unsheaths sword* I will crush as many Nazis as I can. The only mercy they get is being kept alive assuming what else we can do will be enough to stop them for good." The scientist gets out his new Multipurpose Tool Of Science: "It's been going on for about an hour. We're losing. The damage to the forest is getting worse. We have to hurry. There are too many to fight to stick together as you can see." "You're talking just like me but I see what you mean. We really are extremely alike. Funny how that works. Anyway, I see 2 groups of Nazis being unopposed in their destruction. I'm going to the one closer to the Elven Village if that's okay." "Good idea. I'll just take the other group. Let's hope we survive." I nod and we go our separate ways for now. I jump down towards my targets with a serious and focused expression on my face: "Back in my world before I woke up this morning, I laughed so much! And you're in the way of the happiness of so many, you damn Nazi bastards! I'll stop you all myself!" "Actually, you won't be stopping them because I'm slowly going to kill you and enjoy it! Btw, I can smell your sweat! It makes me gag! But that strength you have, I'm so envious, I'm disgusted by myself too!" Yappa Yappa shoves his way through the Nazis: "Get out of the way. Remember, your leader's business partner, my master put me in charge of you miis. And if you fail at what you're supposed to do, I'm allowed to kill you as slowly and as painfully as I want to! It'll be more fun than I've ever had before in my life!"
"Yappa Yappa. Damn it. I didn't know you'd be here much less know I'd be fighting in Realm Of Fey today. I'll stop you again. I will. I promise that I will." "Listen up miis, Adam is mine. Stand back and watch a professional enjoy killing someone! My master was quite furious about the failure of your comrades to crush all dissent over 2 weeks ago. That's why I'm here. To clean up the mess and enjoy killing everyone who defies us! You don't have to do anything! Just watch and learn! I promise it will be much more fun than razing Elven Village as delightful as that sounds! It's time for my revenge at last! You killed me and I have failed to kill you over and over again! After you're gone, I'm going to slaughter Boogaloo International Music's musicians and executives! They'll pay for brainwashing me and forcing my master to kill me and have me brought back to life again!" "I'm ready for you this time. I had to help deal with some troublesome Ignis yesterday. A good warm up for facing you again. Haaaaaa! Continuous Extremely Risky Spin Slash: 80!" "Get on the ground, you inferior troops! I am better and far stronger than any of you will ever be in your lives! Overcharged Cruel Obligatory Obedience!" Our attacks collide but his breaks mine and sends me back flying into a tree which snaps due to the force of impact. There's now a tree falling on me. But I break into a serious sprint and get away in time. "You think that will kill me? You know me better than that by now. Darkeye Slash!" He blocks my attack with his pitchfork of multiple blades and sends me back again, easily overpowering my slash: "Is that all you have? I saw you defeat a lot of these allies of mine with one attack last month! Have you just become that slow?" "No. I'm holding back and that's bad news for you because I'm going to get serious now. Drawing Destruction!" He lets the attack hit him many times but not a single slash deals any damage. I attempt an uppercut in combination with a precise force based attack to break one of his joints but he blocks and counters: "You may have a blade but I have several! I'm going to enjoy this so much!"
"You do realize that that also means your attacks are slower and your swings are limited in mobility right?" "Why wouldn't I? After being humiliated by you so many times, I just had to learn that! Now enough banter, I'm going to kill you and truly enjoy doing so! It's going to be so thrilling watching you squirm in pain as you bleed out everywhere and I cut you up like a pie!" We end up clashing with our weapons but Yappa Yappa has the edge so I'm forced on the defensive: "Stop trying to be a fortune teller! All it does is make you arrogant! Yeah, I'm self assured but that doesn't mean I go around thinking everything I plan will go exactly as I plan it. That's illogical. Say what you want but I refuse to give in. You can break me all you want but I won't give up even if I'm dying of internal bleeding! I'm not going to let you have your way so easily! Haaaaaaa! Let's try something more powerful!" "But you can't use your special attacks because I'm getting closer to killing you! This is so much fun I'm almost jealous of your mood because misery makes me feel so good! When I lose and become miserable, I now just enjoy that misery and use it to kill! I also saw what happened last month to you in Galados Isle! So what was it like to enjoy the idea of killing somebody and ruthlessly hurting them and making them suffer before you finally took their life?" "It was awful! I lost sight of myself! Don't try to make me sadistic unless you want to suffer a fate even you won't be able to enjoy! But of course, you'd have to work really hard to pull off something like that as I won't fall to it so easily anymore!" Yappa Yappa turns his hands and arms into slippery oil to restrain me while expertly putting his pitchfork up to where my eyes are: "This is where you start dying! I'm going to have the best time of my life slowly kill you! You have nowhere to go! I have trapped you in my grasp!" "I may not have powers anymore but I still have skill. You forget to force my sword out of my hand. That mistake is going to cost you this specific major point of the plot of this battle! You should have thought through this more!"
I cut as much oil off my legs as I can before breaking into another sprint. Yappa Yappa screams as this pulls him along, making his extend outwards in a way that he's never had done to him before. He also screams from me cutting into the oil which used to be part of his arm. Suddenly, I turn. This sends him crashing into a tree which causes a recoil effect that causes me to be sent backwards onto him. We're going to plant a lot of saplings after this battle is over. I'll make sure to get some bonemeal. The tree falls from the force and I'm now on top of Yappa Yappa. We're basically stuck. I can't get up because of his oil hands and arms. He can't move because I'm crushing him with the weight of my body, armor, and gear. I smirk: "To keep fighting, you have to let go of me, Yappa Yappa! I'm just getting warmed up! Being a knight can sure be useful!" "I won't let you go! I'll strengthen my hold in you and choke you to death brutally before you can kill me with your weight! I'm so excited!" He tightens his grip but I learned something important when I cut free enough to run earlier. There are still nerves inside of the oil which was his hands and arms before he transformed them. I bet I can use that somehow if I could just move enough to hurt something. I can't move a muscle anymore and I can't even speak anymore either. This is a huge dilemma. But I squirm and intensify the exertion of my muscles. From all this fighting and training, my muscles have gone from noodlely and depressing to pretty damn packed with meat and strength. I tighten my grip on my sword and struggle against Yappa Yappa's hold. The Nazis just stood there, watching as this happened. I'll make them regret doing that. Yappa Yappa must have a different motive for yelling them to stay in place. I bet Pmurt Nedib wants him to punish them without mercy or fail after I'm dealt with. I intentionally start shaking my entire body with my muscles: "Stop shaking! It's disgustingly annoying! I'm going to kill you even more brutally for doing this! You'll feel it now! I'm crushing you! I'm crushing you! You're dying and I'm winning! This is so thrilling and fun, I almost wish I could keep doing this to you for eternity! But I'll gladly take any chance to hurt and kill you I can get as long as you live!"
After shaking for some time, I finally burst through part of him and free my sword. I cut the oil around my neck and start hitting the areas of Yappa Yappa I can now that my sword and sword hand are both free. He's not happy: "Ow! I'm going to choke you even harder now!" I still can't talk or breathe that well but I'm getting closer to taking him down or at least making him let go of me. After a few more attacks, he finally lets go of me. We stand up and pant, catching their breaths while glaring at each other. I recover first: "Yappa Yappa! Your victory if it ever comes will leave you drained! I'll make sure of it myself! Just you watch! Drawing Devastation!" "No, I'm going to pummel you before slowly killing you! First, I'll cut your throat open and then, I'll break your sword and crush all the bones in your hands! Only I deserve a weapon with blades! I'm so disgusted that you have one! Pitchfork Pummel!" Our attacks clash but mine again wasn't strong enough so I lose my footing and trip but manage to steady myself in time to parry a flurry of attacks coming from Yappa Yappa's now solid hands and arms which have some cuts and bruises from where I attacked them when they were living oil. How did I not notice this sort of thing would happen before? My eyes must have gotten sharper since the first time we fought each other. I struggle to keep my grip on my sword as the vibrations from the clashes threaten to make me lose it altogether. But I tighten my grip the first chance I get and aim low for Yappa Yappa's legs. He's forced to block my attack but it isn't easy for him. I use the opening this creates to equip my shield and hit him with it by using my left hand of course. Before he can recover, I kick him in the shin before jumping back to avoid some attacks he's throwing my way. My muscles are straining a little bit. I won't be able to keep this up all day but I might be able to long enough to force his retreat or surrender. I just have to play my cards right.
Wait. Cards. I activate my duel disk and sheath my sword while blocking attacks with my shield just long enough to summon 6 powerful artist comrades with 6 different summoning methods: Xyz, Synchro, Fusion, Link, Pendulum, and Ritual. Good thing too because the others start attacking as well but my comrades get in their way, buying me time to continue my fight with Yappa Yappa. It doesn't take a genius to see that he wasn't expecting this sort of things to happen. My foe is distracted for a few seconds. This allows me to draw my sword again and hit him with my shield before kicking him again and slashing at his pitchfork. He stumbles and nearly falls: "I'm so going to enjoy killing you! I'm so jealous! Your moves, they make me sick with envy! You have all these tools that you can use! And what do I have? Nothing new, that's what! When I make you suffer as you slowly die, I'm going to relish every moment I can get! Adam! You're going to die! It doesn't matter how many times you outsmart me! I'm going to kill you! And I know so! That's all I need to know to know I'm going to win and you're going to die! I'm even more disgusted now that I think about how lucky you've been ever since I first tried to kill you!" "Stop being boastful. It's going to get you nowhere. Now watch as I rain down on your cruel parade. None of my attacks have dealt damage but you're losing balance! Without balance, how in the world are you even supposed to fight? Upon that point, it's very hard to fight against anything if you're losing stability! I'm going to perform a brand new move on you while you're still stumbling in the midst of all my swinging. I must stop you no matter what. You have hurt so many including myself alongside your greedy and awful master Pmurt Nedib. There's no time for peace or negotiations now! That won't solve our differences, it will just get interrupted and destroyed! Anatomical Disruption!" With my sword, in a move inspired by the Midgardian lord knight's Joint Break attack, I refine what I tried to do earlier. I go for one of Yappa Yappa's upper thighs. Or more specifically, just above the kneecap and slowly swing at first before accelerating it immensely and putting in enough effort to rip through anything that my sword comes into contact.
I'm talking skin, blood vessels, muscles, and even bone. I break through to the back of his leg and pull my sword out. The results are instantaneous. I have essentially decapitated the bottom half of his right leg. To my shock, Yappa Yappa isn't fazed. He just transforms what's left of his leg into.. nothing? And he closes the skin up around where the top of his leg should be. His balance stabilizes and he charges at me despite only having one leg: "My limbs are sensitive but I can afford to lose an arm and a leg! I'll do anything if it means I can take my time slowly killing you as you scream in glorious agony! It won't be disgusting and I will make others jealous about all of this!" We parry again and swing our weapons at each other. By this point, I had put my shield back on my back, making sneak stabs nearly impossible in the process. Neither of us has much of an advantage but I'm slowly being pushed back again. Yappa Yappa is stronger but I use my intellect and instincts better than he does. That's just how it plays out. However, he suddenly increases his speed and power by cutting his own left arm off and using the same method as before: "There! No more dead weight but you will be dead weight as soon as I finish slowly cutting you up and making you suffer as much as I possibly can! I'm going to have the best day ever! The day I finally kill you and get my revenge!" This change sends me back and now, I'm very much losing. Yappa Yappa refuses to let up and keeps attacking me with the most sadistic grin I have ever seen despite everything that has been going on. Seconds pass and the gap between us widens as I begin to lose more and more ground. After some time, we reach the outskirts of the Elven Village and I'm pinned to a building with multiple cuts now on my face. There are as many dents in my armor now. Yesterday's battle left damages that weren't fixed so I'm closer to watching as my armor breaks apart right on me. Great. But what's worse is that Im losing my ability to move now. Yappa Yappa is determined to make sure I can't resist as he slowly kills me. This is it. I'm as good as dead but I just can't give up. I try as hard as I can to break free enough to slash at him with my sword but have no luck as he uses the decapitated body parts of his remotely to bind me in place.
He's just about to begin cutting my throat when something causes his remaining arm to turn to nothing. Yappa Yappa's eyes widen as blood begins dripping from where his arm used to be. My enemy didn't expect this to happen. He tries to do the same method he just did twice but it doesn't work: "Who dares disgust me by destroying my arm and turning it into nothing?" Dominic appears: "I dare. Playing with those other guys is so boring. They aren't strong and are very bad at using their brains to think. What a causation to want a nap. This whole situation is a drain. I hate everything about it. Why cant I just go to a park and nap under a tree? I want nothing more than that right now." "What did you do to my arm? I'm going to kill you first for that!" "I destroyed it all the way down to the molecular level. The atomic bonds have been broken among countless atoms. This is why you can't generate any skin to go over where your shoulder ends. It's bleeding now." "Dominic! You need to go back there and take out the rest of them! I think I can beat Yappa Yappa now thanks to you." "Glad I could help! Well, I'm off. It's going to be so boring but so worth it. I should take a nap as soon as this is over. Everything is so bothersome and annoying. Yeah, I could even collapse and take a nap right now. That sounds like it'd hit the spot. Almost as relaxing as some hot springs. I'd love to go to some hot springs and take a nap." He disappears from sight and I turn towards the bleeding Yappa Yappa: "You're done now. I'm going to put a stop to you for good." "It's so ironic! I'm so jealous and disgusted! You're getting to kill me again while I don't get the chance! I'm so envious and almost ready to vomit out of jealousy! But I'm not worried! My master will bring me back and I will come back here to kill you all over again!" "What if he doesn't want to give you a 3rd chance at life? He's using you as a mere pawn, a puppet that's easy to control. *starts stabbing him over and over* He's not your friend, you're like his slave. The only reason he keeps you around is to exploit your strength so he doesn't have to do everything himself..
"Hahahaha! If that's true, then it goes both ways! Actually, it does! *falls to the ground* Everything hurts and I hate you so much! But my master is also being used! I'm using him to become stronger! And once I become much much stronger, I'll kill him before he can kill me and take his powers and company! Then, I will find out where the SDL is hiding and enjoy killing him! But first, you'll have to die! My master still needs me! He'll revive me as many times as he needs to as long as he still has use to use me for his own purposes! I'm happy to be his little rag-doll because it means he'll never see my betrayal coming! I would have never become so strong without him!" "You're using him?! I knew that would happen eventually but not so soon!" "That's right! Even after he erased my memories of being brainwashed by BIM, I left myself a way to remember everything! I have recording devices all over his headquarters! It takes time for me to rediscover the note I left myself but when I do, I begin to remember everything again! Oh look, I'm dying and almost dead! How wonderful! I embrace my death because that fool will come here to pick up my corpse and revive me again! End me, Adam! Let me die now! Make it go away faster!" "No! You will continue dying at the rate you're dying! I'm going to let you stay alive as long as you can to drag this out!" His face lights up with rage but then it becomes sadistic in a calm way only for that to be broken by a Nazi shouting: "Giga Cure!" Yappa Yappa is renewed and all the injuries he sustained are healed: "Hey! Why did you heal me? You unreliable allies! You're going against my wishes! Well, if I'm going to be healed, I might as well take the chance to kill Adam first! But I will remember this and kill all of you next before killing my master! He'll have so much trust in me that backstabbing him will be so easy! Trust in spite of using me how amusing! I'm jealous of him! I can't pull that off! How do I know this? I don't trust him at all! I never truly trusted him this whole time! I have been recording his everything behind closed doors from the moment we first met!"
I look at my duel disk to see only Regnes still left on the field. The others have been defeated but some Nazis were seriously injured by them and have lost consciousness. There are thousands of them watching this banter and fight. But then, the mii who healed Yappa Yappa reveals himself: "You're welcome for the save, Yappa Yappa! Now you better be nice and obey your master for now on unless you want me to tell him about your betrayal! I have some contacts we both signed after all! In any case, we're killing Adam!" I'm surrounded by Nazis on all sides and get forced to play defensive again as they all physically attack me. I even pull out my shield and use it to block many attacks: "Damn it! There are just too many of them! I can't fight them all and expect to beat even just one! I don't have enough speed or space right now to use any of my special attacks! You bastards! I should have known you'd play dirty and watch my every move! That's the only reason you listened to Yappa Yappa's suggestion, right?!" "Excellent thinking. You're correct! Now let me-" "Adam is my target! Be quiet, you disgusting and annoying Dark Sage! I know everything about you! You're in the running to become the next Great Sage all because of the support you're getting thanks to the success of the group you're part of! You revived the Dark Sun! Get out of my way, all of you! I'm here to kill Adam painfully and slowly! And I'm going to enjoy it! If you don't let me, I'll kill all of you first!" "We don't listen to alien freaks like you. We only tolerate you because Pmurt Nedib pays us to. It's in one of our contracts." Yappa Yappa quickly turns against them and has a much easier time than me at fending them off. I'm only able to keep them from hurting me. Yappa Yappa is killing a lot of them and quickly. We're inside the Elven Village now which is thankfully evacuated. Pools of blood form in many areas as my arch nemesis plows through Nazi after Nazi. But then, Pmurt Nedib appears through another portal: "Yappa Yappa! That's enough! I should have taught you to work with others better! But this is not what you're supposed to do! Kill Adam, not them or else!"
Yappa Yappa turns to his "master" as he keeps killing and smiles wickedly: "I don't have to listen to you. As long as I get to kill Adam eventually today, it's okay! Besides, I love killing others especially when it's easy or I can make them suffer as I slowly cut their lives short and their body parts up!" "Yappa Yappa! How dare you disrespect me! I'm your employer and you're my valued employee! Listen to me! You're not supposed to kill our allies aka my clients! When did I first teach you that? Do I have to punish you for your behavior for the very first time? You've been such a good boy." He continues killing as the smile on his face grows wider and wider to the point it shouldn't even be possible for it to be so wide: "'Master', do you want me to kill you too once I'm done with these useless allies of yours?" "What is the meaning of this? Are you betraying me? This is an outrage! Did someone cancel me? Are you woke now? Did the groomers get to you?" "I know you're using me. Yes. No. No. And no! I'm using and have been using you back!" "How funny, you fell for it. I heard everything you've been saying the whole time today. I know about your little notes and cameras now. You traitor. I had such high hopes for you during the last chance at life I've given you. You know what, you're nothing more than a meaty and inferior mutant freak from outer space! I'll just get more pawns to replace you since you have to be so defective by thinking for yourself instead of following me without question! Maybe I should have just turned you into a zombie puppet when I had the chance to last month! You wouldn't have been so strong but you'd have been so easy to control directly with magic! Change of plans. Allies, let me through. I'll kill Yappa Yappa myself. You kill Adam and then kill everything in sight, even the grass." The Nazis let him through and now, Yappa Yappa and Pmurt Nedib are fighting each other. A few Nazis have already died as they got too close to their fight. But I can't focus on that any longer. I feel my defenses cracking.
I'm trapped and unable to do anything but defend. I'm not even sure if Regnes will be able to help much: "Regnes! I need your help! Can you defeat as many of these Nazis as you can? Leave them alive, let's make them suffer for longer but give them the mercy of freedom from dying today in this battle." "I'll try. It'll take a lot for me to make as many of these Nazis scream in pain and terror as I can! You better hold on, there's only so much I can do alone, even in my best form!" "Damn it! This is a serious pain in the butt! These Nazis won't let up! If I just got a little space, I could finally blow them away with my special attacks and then start crippling them steadily! I wish to make them feel a fraction of the very pain they allow and cause!" But then, I realize I can easily get an opening with the only way I can go easily and that's up. I jump up as high as I can and perform a single Extremely Risky Spin Slash. Now that I have space to move for a few more seconds as the Nazis get back up from being knocked down, I don't hesitate in finally attacking back. I put my shield back on my back: "This is what happens to fascists who attack me! Those who don't get hurt anyway eventually! I won't let fools like you be allowed to walk on anyone you think is inferior! Including those you deflect the blame of your own bullshit onto! You self entitled bastards! You have no respect for real freedom or the lives of those who suffer because of the system! You want everything to be so perfect you snap at anyone who dares think differently like that automatically means they're destroying civilization! Stop being so entitled and pampered! You disgust me! All of you are fucked up! We stand with the people against greedy and cruel oppressors like you! It isn't too late to change and see how foolish you have been! Ditch fascism and join something that actually cares about the well being of everyone, the anarchist resistance, The Miitopian People's Liberation Front! We'll fight your tyranny with all that we can give and you'll be left begging forgiveness! Drawing Devastation!"
Several Nazis are defeated in the aftermath of my attacks under that one special attack. However, there are still a lot of Nazis and the Dark Sage says: "You won't be winning any time soon, Adam! A friend of the current Great Sage who pretends to be a woman must suffer! There's no such thing as pronouns or gender identity! You're born what you are and nothing can change that!" "Oh yeah? In that case, I should have been born a fast and highly skilled knight. But I wasn't, was I? No. Your biology doesn't define everything about you. You clearly have never spent any time studying social behavior. Socialization is a huge influence on what someone turns out to be when they grow up. Shut the hell up. Bray is a woman and nothing you say changes that. Being a woman doesn't require someone to have certain reproductive organs or genes or anything. It's a label so again, shut the hell up. Labels aren't everything. Get off your high horse. I see that you're healing and reviving every Nazi you can while having me swarmed by more of you bastards. The optimal strategy for you but really, it's just assholiness. I will take you down one day, you piece of crap. Your full proof strategy is going to fail. I'll make sure of it! I'll cut them all down and make you spend all your mana! And when that's done, I'll eventually beat all of you including you. Wait, no! That won't work because you have MP candies. That's not hard to figure out considering your level of intellect and confidence. You may sound like a total dumbbutt when it comes to gender and stuff like that but you know what you're doing. But guess who else knows what they're doing? Me. Naturally, that's bad news for you." I fight on for hours and hours, switching to more simple attacks. I even use my legs to kick some Nazis but nothing is enough. No matter how many Nazis I take down, they just keep getting propped up and I can't stop or give up either. If I do, I'm dead. That'll leave them free to destroy this village and ambush some of my comrades. I can't let that happen. I'm afraid to use Great Infernal Tornado Slash because I'm alone and unable to do much except fight back. Regnes has to go back to the spirit world because he got too exhausted a while back. I'm getting kinda hungry but I must keep going. If I focused on just defense, the Dark Sage would have more magic and MP candies to spare.
I can't simply teleport out of this situation. Damn it. I'm stuck. If I try to teleport, they'll have me killed before I can go anywhere. Some Nazis have elf jobs so they can shoot at me with arrows from afar and I don't have much room to dodge. The strain on my armor and shield is intensifying. I don't think they'll last the rest of the battle. My face is covered in cuts and long dried, dry, and fresh blood. My right hand is stuck to my sword because my blood and glove are between them. The blood has soaked the glove completely so it's sticking to both my skin and my sword. My grip is tighter than ever before because of this. No one can disarm me but at what cost? I'm in so much pain, I'm hungry, I'm thirsty, my muscles ache, I'm getting exhausted. There is no way out of this. Yappa Yappa and Pmurt Nedib are still fighting when Pmurt Nedib yells: "I'm done going easy on you now, traitor! You were such a valued employee. But now, you must die for betraying me! I should have never made you my pawn or taken you in! I should have left you to wander around alone! Maybe then Adam and the others would have actually died by now! But no, you've been such a failure and success all in one!" "I've been holding back too! Let me show you what my pitchfork can really do! I'm going to kill you and leave you so broken and defeated that you'll die slowly as I laugh in your face! It'll be so much fun!" However, I hear the screams of Yappa Yappa seconds later as he dies painfully again. Frustrated, Pmurt Nedib yells: "This time, I'm going to get it right! My employees will be sure to make this go right! Yappa Yappa is my pawn! And if he fails again, it will be for sure time to throw him away for good! I'm leaving! Enjoy dying, Adam!" I focus back on all the enemies I'm facing. So much pain. I should be dead at this point but because of all of my training and experience, I'm not. Intense sparring with my comrades has taught me a lot about resilience and more. Physically, I'm broken. Emotionally and mentally, I'm not but slowly getting to that point. The agony is so great. It just never seems to end. This Dark Sage person is trouble.
If it weren't for him, I WOULD still be fighting BUT will have taken down most of the Nazis by now. My legs are feeling like jelly. How am I still going? I can't get out of this alone. I need help. So much help. Herbsalvin is focused on evacuation and rescue so they can't help me right now. Damn it. I'm taking them back with me to Midgard if I survive this battle. *huff* *puff* "Aaaaaaa! This pain! It's so immense but it won't stop me! I won't lose hope even though I want to give up because you Nazis just keep coming! There must be a way to push all of you back!" Wait, there is a way. Up until this point, I've stuck with average speed attacks and defense. But if I can destabilize the ground somehow, maybe I could have enough breathing room to eat an HP banana and regain my full strength and more. It's worth a shot. I have nothing else that could work. This is it. I speed up my attacks and even start headbutting some Nazis. This sparks a chain reaction that knocks some of them down. Now is my chance! I jump into the air and yell while slamming my sword into the ground as I land: "I'll risk it ALLLLL! Haaaaaaaaa! First, Continuous Extremely Risky Spin Slash: 125! Next, Drawing Devastation! None of you will stop me! My armor is still strong enough to keep me in place! Finally, Great Infernal Tornado Slash!" Just like that, my muscles were already burning after the first attack but now I can't even move them that much anymore. My body is numb again. My vision is becoming spotty again. I can feel so much break underneath my armor, the only thing keeping me in one piece. The trade off is that since I did those attacks in the ground, it has had a ripple effect on the surrounding area, creating a huge dust storm around me. The Nazis around me are knocked to the ground and without any visibility, the Dark Sage can't do much for his allies or against me right now. Perfect. With what little remains of my strength, I pull out an HP banana with my left hand and eat it. With my strength back and my body no longer close to death, I hunt down the Dark Sage.
Before he even knew it, I was there on the attack: "Spin Slash! Super Spin Slash! Super Duper Spin Slash! Darkeye Slash! Risky Spin Slash! Drawing Destruction! Drawing Devastation! Continuous Extremely Risky Spin Slash: 150! Great Infernal Tornado Slash!" I push past far beyond my limits to pull this off. I'm so dead. Oh wait, I'm not because I discreetly have been holding another HP banana in my left hand ever since I ate the last one! It slowed me down but now, I'm eating it and it's saving me. It wasn't enough this time to stop all my pain and exhaustion but it was enough to remain standing as the Dark Sage sustained severe injuries and lost consciousness. The dust storm clears up to reveal a large hole in the forest. Most Nazis only got minor injuries but some are as down as the Dark Sage is. I eat several more HP bananas because I'm hungry and needed at least one more to fully recover again. I also found some water filled fruits nearby and ate them whole before coming face to face with the Nazis who can still fight. The next few hours were really tough and painful too but I beat them all as the sun began to set. I defeated thousands of well trained and armored Nazis. I'm not even sure how I'm still alive now. I'm so worn and beat I could die from somebody poking me at this rate. My whole body is bruised now. I can feel it. I can also feel the sting of many cuts, wounds, callouses, and blisters. I can't believe I'm even conscious at this point. I guess this is one way to go Plus Ultra. I'm not even sure if my body is one piece either. My sword is even more stuck to me than before. It'll take Dominic's powers to loosen my grip on it if I don't die and end up being not savable after my death. My mind is so foggy. My vision is blurring. I can't even burp or fart though I feel the urges to. And I can't pee either even though I really have to go. The non vital parts of my body aren't moving at all at this point. Or if they are, it's at a sloth's pace compared to normal. So so tired.
I pass out from exhaustion only to be woken up after the sun has fully set with the stars and moon fully out for everyone to see. It was Andromeda the wolf puppy who found me and woke me up. Following them are Dominic, Bray, and almost everyone else. Minutes later, they have me on a bed made from air molecules solidified into tighter bonds by Dominic and have taken off my armor to reveal stuff they didn't expect. They both gasp loudly for the first time in memory. Austin runs right down to us and looks too: "Adam! Can you hear me? Did you take on all of those Nazis by yourself? That must have been too exciting, even for me!" It doesn't take long for Dominic to look me over: "Adam's conscious but they're so worn out and hurt that they can't even burp. I can feel the building pressure that's threatening to burst out. Thank you for finding them, Andromeda. I'm not surprised you did since you spend much time with them on Earth." The wolf puppy with warm brown eyes, a black nose, and white, sand white, and gray fur nods and smiles while wagging their tail a bit by instinct. Bray says: "Stand back, everyone! I shall fully heal Adam! I've never seen anyone get so bruised. Externally, it seems like their body is together but on the inside, it's not. They should have died. Adam, I know you can hear us. You're going to be okay. We'll talk about everything over a feast and then you can return to Midgard after taking a sleep replacement potion from the Sims universe. Ultimate Cure!" All my injuries and exhaustion fades away. I can move and talk again. Crap. I hold up my left index finger to indicate "one second". Everyone by this point has gathered around us and my sword is still in my hand and they're still stuck together through my glove. The Wacky Clowns are the first to laugh when they realize what's about to happen. Pickle Rick Not An Alien exclaims: "Oh snap! Adam's about to bring on the stink!" The family of 4 start immediately moving backwards. Everyone else follows. Bray shouts: "I cast Silence!" This spars everyone from hearing me pass gas in 2 areas.
When it's all out, I can smell the sulfur in the fart. It's stronger than ever but now, I feel as light as a feather. The spell wears off. Dominic and Bray come back first. The scientist, unfazed by what just happened because he clearly has the face of someone who just wants to nap: "Are you ready to put your armor back on? I'm so glad you're awake and okay now. What a causation to want a nap. We've been looking for you for the past 30 minutes since your band ran out of battery and those who can fly are still recovering from the battle. We won but it was a heavy price. Most of us nearly died, even me. We lost a lot of miis but most have been revived. Bray just can't revive anymore until she regains more mana. The Nazis retreated to the borders outside of this land. About 10% of them died and another 20% were defeated and captured. Another 30 were taken down but brought back with the others. The forest and village were heavily damaged. We'll begin restoration efforts tomorrow." "I spent hours fighting and I can't let go of my sword." "You must have a lot to talk about that you don't want to share much. Oh! That will be easy to take care of! We just need someone strong to pull it from your hand." "That won't work. I'm trying to with my left hand but it just won't budge." "Bray, you should try first. I need to first regain my focus because I'm so tired." "I shall do my best." Her efforts don't work. Nor do Dominic's. But then, they do it together. At last, my hand and sword are separated. Dominic mends all of my gear and armor, even my gloves. The blood is even removed from said gloves. I then put all of my stuff back on including my shield. After that, we all as a group go to a very interesting place for a feast. The abandoned court building for the dissolved nation of Peacetopia. I use the bathroom that's in there. After Peacetopia was dissolved as anarchism became more widespread over the past 2 years, this building has just been left standing with nothing going on inside. But it's big enough for all of us.
My eyes grow like saucers as food, drinks, plates, utensils, napkins, and more just show up right then and there through the magical efforts of many. We dine and spend a lot of time sharing experiences. We haven't gotten any new information from any of the Nazis we captured this month or from the 15th of last month. That's even though we captured all the Nazis I defeated, including the Dark Sage who somehow survived. This was later told to me as I left the feast and drank a sleep replacement potion so I could return to morning time in Prontera. After questioning those captured, they were once again frozen in time. I said goodbye to everyone and got ready to go back. Once I returned, I was welcomed back with open arms and we started our journey to Glast Heim with Herbsalvin now joining us. I introduced them and they were quickly accepted. That day was a calm day. We got supplies for the road in Prontera's market and started walking toward Glast Heim via Prontera's west gate. We'll have to pass through much of Geffen on the way. We'll stop in Geffen before Glast Heim. It's a logical decision. By nightfall that day, we made it some distance west of Prontera. Probably about 40-50 kilometers. We set camp for the night after a day of recounting previous adventures and getting to know each other better. Some monsters attacked but I easily took them down. Compared to the Nazis, they were nothing.
Outro: Wow, what a chapter! I wasn't expecting to introduce Yappa Yappa's betrayal so soon but here we are! This chapter is awesome. At least I think so. The war has begun and it's not pretty. To hell with Novelww. I keep writing that because there's a site called Novelww that posts free stories published on Wattpad without the permission of any of their authors. I don't consent to them posting my stories so out of spite, I'm subtly dissing them. Anyway, that's all. See ya next chapter! Be well, be safe, resist fascism, take Covid seriously, fight against capitalism.
