Miitopian Civil War

Chapter 13. The Bloody New Lumos Battle

Date: April 1st, 2023

Everything hurt. I coughed out loudly but no one was close by to hear me suffer. Communications were all lost, no one is going to save me, it will be too late before anyone can come here. After our latest victory in Greenhouse, we had attained another victory in this war. But, it was like the sweet taste of fruit punch that was tainted by poison before agony ensued again. The enemy, those greedy tyrants further oppressed the people of New Lumos with ease and were doing horrible things there today and so was sent alongside many others to to liberate it. We just saved Greenhorne once again and all this just had to pop up. Like I said, a very bad problem. What I didn't know was that the Nazis still had a very powerful and dangerous killer in their ranks, don't be fooled by their appearance like I almost was. My distrust did not save me but it could save someone else. This killer may be Miitopia's latest pop star to achieve popularity but behind the smiles and singing is a world of hatred and resentment. The pop star became popular as a sort of moderate compromise wanting peace lover. Not exactly what either side would want, right? But that was just a facade. I had just taken down a bunch of Nazis by myself, low power grunts meant to keep the citizens from trying anything. It's like they were both a distraction and a deterrence. Despite our high numbers, we had to split up, some into teams of 8, others going alone like me. There wasn't time to plan, only time to act. As I was finishing off the last grunt, the pop star came out of nowhere. I was ambushed and beat up so quickly, I couldn't even block with my sword just once. Now, my cape is torn, my strength is gone, my armor's severely damaged, my nervous system is on fire, and I'm losing a lot of blood. Don't tell me rich people have the best of intentions for anyone but themselves and maybe their families. They don't. King Luis proves that. As does Pmurt Nedib.

"What do we have here?! Oh that's right, it's you! The one knight who has among those sinners who has killed the most of my master's troops! I finally found you and now you're going to die!" "You're Wendy, the pop star who has been raising morale among your side as of late with your energetic performances. Damn it. What the hell? No one has been able to penetrate my armor here so quickly. What secrets are you hiding? If I'm going to die here, then you should at least share that much since you gave me no chance to fight.. I can feel my life fading as everything flashes before my eyes. This pain.. It's horrible, it hurts so much that I'm left unable to move. I can't bring myself to do anything but express my agony." "Haha! I'm going to kill you just as I was sent out to do after the authorities told me my concert was cancelled for today! I'm just going to end your life and give the troops fighting to stop you woke freaks a fighting chance! My microphone is no ordinary microphone. It's sound waves are the same force and wavelength as a black hole when I try hard enough to use its full potential!" "That would do it. Crap. You're making a big mistake underestimating the side of the workers, the people, the marginalized, the monsters. We don't rely on greed or hatred to satisfy our otherwise meaningless existence. Why do we even exist? What's the point of living? ..I've died many times and come close to death even more times. If I die here, then at least I took down a few of you people down before this. I'm in hellish pain, experiencing torment that I'd rather pass on inflicting to someone else if given the chance. My only targets are those who selfishly inflict pain onto others or control them. I kill when necessary, particularly when there's no other way. I admit it, I relish a little bit in causing pain but I limit that a lot."

"Shut up! How are you still so confident? You're dying! I'm killing you!" "A knight must be ready to die at any moment on the battlefield. They must also have the will to kill when necessary. Emotionally, I really don't feel much outside of exhilarating situations. I've seen enough crap. I'm haunted by what I saw last month but I must stay strong even when I can't physically be strong because if I don't, I can't be a source of hope and inspiration. But I don't want to be called a hero. I may talk and act like one but I'm more willing to get my hands dirty and covered in the blood of myself and others than most of them. I don't need to be celebrated. Just existing and truly living, accomplishing what needs to be done, spending time alone, swinging my swords, and having others around me to love and care for is enough. If I'm a side character in some historical account of this conflict, so be it." "You!! But you're destroying society and hurting so many!" "I wouldn't hurt anyone if there was no one hurting others! Who gives a damn about this accursed society when we the people are building a new society that doesn't depend on social classes, stratification, overreaching authority, a facade called the free market, another facade called freedom, and so on? My time is drawing to a close but know this. You will not be remembered well in history. Those who selfishly inflict pain onto others are never remembered in a good light in a truly just, inclusive, and harmonious society. Damn it. Forget my pain. If I'm going to die, I might as well try to take you with me! Haaaaaaaa!" I feel my left shoulder dislocate and my body experience a burning and intense pain as I manage to get myself back on my feet. I draw my sword even though I nearly twist my arm doing so. I'm panting heavily as I lose more and more blood. My right hand is dripping with blood, blood that stains my sword as it soaks what's left of my glove. "How are you standing? I hurt you in so many places, so many of your vital areas!"

"Yeah but you didn't hurt my heart or brain or lungs. If you had, I'd have basically died already. I'll make my last stand if this is what it will be as a knight in this body. But, I must also make a stand as a swordsman in my other body. Today is supposed to be a day of fun and pranks. Not a day of blood. Haaaaaaaaa! Take this! I'll use everything even if I lose my arms and legs in the process! The full extent of the strength I still have left! Even if I drown in a pool of my own blood after this! Drawing Devastation!" Wendy has a bald head, light skin, void black eyes, and a green and white pop star outfit. I swing at her with my technique, putting in so much speed, force, and effort that she can't dodge. I keep it up, not leaving any opening for a counterattack. I can't allow Wendy to hurt anyone else. My body experiences some of the worst pain I have ever experienced but I keep going. I even knock her microphone out of her hand and eye some mind controlled New Lumos monsters. "Damn it. I better hurry up with you so maybe those monsters won't be the ones to kill me!" My right eyeball literally pops out, leading to a stream of blood. My skin is becoming more pale. I can see my veins more than ever now. I don't have much longer before I collapse and die. As I continue leaving no room for her to counter, I tear through much of her outfit. Mostly her sleeves and pop star hat. But then, my hand hurts too much and gets too weak to hold my sword. I drop it. She picks up her microphone: "Finally! I can counter you, woke moralist freak! Wokeism will be eradicated and it will start with trans perverts like you!" "Earth American politics have clearly infected Miitopia! But I'm not done yet! Everything hurts and I struggle to even move anything without so much pain!" She begins using the move Way Out Of Tune to blast me into pieces. I put my hands together as she runs closer to me and concentrate my remaining KI into them. "Die! Since you won't live in reality, you will be just one woke freak who was killed in the name of freedom!"

"Trans pervert? Really? I'll say this before the sound waves really start hurting me more. I have no interest in anything regarding children besides friendship to a limit, mentoring, entertaining, and helping them out. Now then, my final attack! *finishes focusing KI and fires it* Kaamehaameee-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" A blue beam of energy blasts upon Wendy and counters her sound waves and approach. I cough up blood as usual and fall flat on my face into a pile of my own blood. My voice for so long sounded so loud but so weak and sad at the same time. Now, I've lost it completely. I'm so dead but I refuse to die until there's nothing I can do. With the remaining willpower I have left, I manage to get my head up and see the aftermath of my attack. It was imperfect just as when Goku did his best to help me master it after he taught me how to do the Kamehameha wave technique. Because of that, its range of destruction was limited. It missed destroying much of anything, leaving Wendy alive but with a huge hole where most of her chest and belly should be. Additionally, part of her jaw and left shoulder are missing. Then I couldn't keep my head up anymore and gave up the will to move anymore. I could feel myself run out of air and slow down to a creep in basically all functions. Wendy had a pool of blood underneath her after my attack and I saw that her microphone was warped and twisted to reduce the damage dealt to her. "You dare mortally injure me? My legal team will sue your movement out of existence once they hear about this! I'm going to leave you here and go to a hospital before I die! You wokeists never quit! We will des-" I hear a thud as she suddenly gets cut off. I think she's dead now just like I'm going to be very soon. This was a good run. There's no one who can save me. It's over. I had no chance to heal myself with an HP banana after her ambush. I guess this is as far as I go in this body. Thank you for everything, my friends and comrades. I hope that my death will not be in vain but that's not my call. I don't think Bray or anyone will be able to save me or bring me back. This battle feels far bloodier than any up until now despite everything.

I can't even cough or scream. I'm that gone now. But right as I'm about to die, I hear the sound of interdimensional teleportation. And I feel the KI of 2 very familiar comrades along with the signature of magic as it tears through the mind controlled monsters and they scream in agony before dying. "Adam! We aren't going to let you die! You're still needed heal! Kanoka spirit, do your thing! I'll scout out for any enemies in this area! Don't worry, I'll kill any I see or leave them unable to move!" That's Red Rebel. I hear him run off and then, I also hear the Kanoka spirit chant in an ancient language that is beyond the power of Multiversal Standard to translate. When the chanting is finished, all strength return to me in place of the pain and weakness I was going through. I get up and notice that my sight which was reduced after I lost my right eyeball has been completely restored as well. I have a new eye. Hell, my armor's completely repaired too. "Kanoka, thank you for saving my life. I was left unable to do anything. I forced myself to fight against that woman who is now a disfigured corpse on the ground. That sped up my inevitable demise which you just stopped with your magic." "You're welcome. Be more careful and watch out for hidden enemies next time." "I will. Now, we should catch up to Red Rebel." "That is as I desire as well. Let's go." After passing Wendy's corpse, it didn't take long to find him killing a whole entire battalion for Nazis. When he's finished killing them all, he sighs: "Damn. I wish I could have picked them off one by one. Then we could have tried to show them how to do and think better." "You did what was necessary. There was no choice. At least the threat of the undead is not really a thing anymore with Blobber on our side. They are all we need to take care of dead Nazis brought back as undead by the Dark Sage." "Damn straight! But Adam, you're as pale as a ghost! We need to do something about that." "Crap! My strength that I regained is gone! And my quality of breathing has decreased. I've lost too much blood. If I'm going to go on fighting again, I need blood transferred into my body asap. O RH- blood is ideal because we have a lot of it and it can be transfused into anyone without complications like the body rejecting it or something like that."

"Glad you know but do you even know where the hell it's even stored?" "No, I do not." "In Twisted Land's First Aid Squad by that Party Quirks roller coaster!" "Say no more. Is there anyone there to do the blood transfusion? I'll go there and head right back. You two go on ahead and support the effort to drive the Nazis out of this city by any means necessary." "Yes. Go there and hurry the hell up! We have no time for anything much besides fighting after all!" "Yes, Adam. Go. Go quickly. Teleport to us when you're ready to return here." "Okay. I better get going now before we're spotted or I collapse again from the blood loss." And with that, I teleport straight to the First Aid Squad in Twisted Land. I built it just about a year ago. It's small but it's nice. When the comrades who run it at the moment spot me and my condition, one of them urges me into the examination room. I follow them. As a result of the ongoing war, all Twisted Land workers are wearing fully concealing black and red cloaks with the Twisted Land logo on them and face concealing Minecraft creature themed full face masks. The one I followed has an Enderman one on. This is to make sure they aren't targeted when going outside of Twisted Land by those still sympathetic to the Nazis. They speak once I sit down onto the exam table: "Adam. It's good to see you but not good to see you so pale. You lost a lot of blood. You don't have to tell me anything. I'll read the battle report when it is written and released. Stay right there. I will be right back with some O- blood to transfuse into your veins." I nod and wait patiently for them to do that. After a couple minutes, they return with a decent sized vial of O- blood. There's also a supply of O- blood in Miitopia but it's smaller since we figured it would be safer to have most of it in Twisted Land. Same with the other stores of different blood types. "I have the blood. Give me a minute to set this all up." When Twisted Land's First Aid Squad isn't busy with treating park related injuries, they take care of others who have been hurt like myself.

That makes the park not only up there when it comes to haunted houses, roller coasters, theming, shops, restaurants, hotels, and so on but it also means it is a provider of free no strings attached healthcare in a limited capacity. When they finish setting it all up and stick me with something, they let the blood flow from the vial into my bloodstream. The nice thing about O RH- blood is that anyone with ordinary human or at least human like blood can have it transfused into them when necessary. It also means that as long as there's plenty of it, one doesn't even need to know their own blood type to receive the O RH- blood. The procedure is nearly over as soon as it began. It was brief and the person helping me immediately cleans up to put everything away. Once done, they say: "Thank you for coming in. Today's been a slow day despite the new roller coaster you just finished." "You're welcome and thank you for treating my blood loss. I must go now. It's great to see that Twisted Land is as prosperous as ever. So many fought for something like that in this world, some gave their lives and now, this Minecraftia is on the path to true peace. I'm going to go right away. Again, thank you so much. I'll check on you and the others who keep Twisted Land functioning as a fully fledged theme park when I have time to." And so I teleport straight back to Red Rebel and the Kanoka spirit. They look relieved to see me not ghostly pale anymore. But we have to kill all pleasantries as apparently, they're in the middle with many others where the main fight is taking place in New Lumos. The Tower Of Dread of all places. There's a giant monster in the center but they're not any of the Tower Of Dread monsters. "What the hell is that monster supposed to be?" Barla spots me: "Glad you could make it! That big bastard over there is a forced fusion of thousands of Nazis, androids, cyborgs, and monsters! The Dark Sage lured all of us here just to do that! He left us here while promising to kill the others still fighting in the streets! I'll blow that bastard into pieces! But this time, he will stay down for good!"

"Has anyone discovered an attack pattern yet?" "It's a nap causation but not even I have figured one out!" "Damn it! That monster looks more powerful than most if not all SAO bosses.. The good news is that Bray's healing spell is in effect and that the monster can't focus on all of us constantly at once. I'll charge in and do as much damage as I can while blocking and dodging when necessary. We cannot allow the Nazis to succeed at what they have set out to do no matter how many problems they put in our way!" "Be careful! I detect large amounts of radiation within that creature! When this battle is over, I just want to nap for the rest of my life. But for now, I will calculate and formulate before executing ways for us to kill this monster or split them back up into the life forms that were merged in order to create them!" Dominic goes into his Super Focused Mode. I join the frontal assault on the monster, it's mostly consisted of warriors, knights, zombies, spiders, skeletons, endermen, zombie pigmen, Saiyans, and ninja but not all of any of the groups since most of us are still fighting on the streets of New Lumos. I hack and slash at one of the monster's legs. They look like a giant centaur cyborg. Great, just what we needed. The monster is trying to crush the close range fighters while also trying to vaporize the support team in the back which has elves, scientists, mages, healers, thieves, pirates, and more plus a few close range fighters such as a few knights, paladins, and crusaders. In front of them are a lot of rebels that are for the most part from Miitopia and several Minecraftian worlds. You can tell who came from the same world as Twisted Land by the armbands they all wear. Some of GADGET and Dominic's clones are even mixed in with all groups. We all formed this huge circle around the monster as they try to wipe out all of us. Tiring of simply hacking and slashing, I decide to get a lot more serious. "Haaaaaaaa! I don't care how it long it takes to beat you or how hard it is but I must exert myself much further past my limits once again! Take this! Continuous Great Infernal Tornado Slash: 10!"

Our enemy is so big that my attack only affects one of their legs. But all it does to that leg is burn the outer skin at a rating of first degree, mild. The metal in the leg isn't affected at all. "Damn it! If this is the case, I will just have to use the fighting techniques of a berserker who doesn't stop for anything! In that case, I will unleash so many of my best attack that this monster can't help but hurt a little bit even if it means I'm turned to ash by my own efforts or the monster's advanced technology based energy blasts or even worse, magical attacks!" I ignore everyone and everything around me. I can hear what's going on around me but as soon as a second passes, I have already forgotten what I heard in the second prior to it due to my focusing on just attacking the boss with all that I got, even pushing to the brink of actually dying in spite of Bray's amazing healing spell with a massive AoE. I also activated my duel disk just so Crossover could be activated. And because other duelists did so too, so many Action cards ended up appearing. I didn't use a single one, I just wanted to start that all up. Oh and my duel disk does make for a great shield under the right circumstances. Anyway, I unleashed so many of my best attack but concentrated into fully fledged swings. I not only kept cutting at the air. I also kept creating massive friction and air pressure that eventually led to a vacuum forming. That vacuum was maintained by my constant attacks. I didn't say or yell anything. I put everything into my attacks. But still, it's not nearly enough to deal a serious blow to our foe. The vacuum I'm maintaining the form of with my attacks is only succeeding in limiting the stomping and general moving around leg wise for the monster. That isn't what I was hoping for but it's much better than nothing. We continued fighting for a long time. It felt like an eternity had passed as I let myself get a clear mind and feel at peace in a calm but bleh kind of way. Like staring off into space but at a much higher level.

I became numb to almost everything as I kept my eyes trained on the monster and kept attacking them. Anything said by someone else was lost to me. Attacking and observing became my only focus. And then, I nearly lost my arm as Bray's spell ran out of the mana used to cast it. I realized that just in time and snapped out of my intense concentration and peace of mind. "Damn it! Without that spell in play, I can't do much damage compared to what I just dealt! Worse, we're all vulnerable now! Even with someone like Lillah's Healing Aura, we don't have anyone else who can cast such a big AoE based powerful and effective party healing spell besides Bray at the moment!" "Adam! Back the hell up! The monster is about to use a stomping attack! I'll back that creature into bits if they kill you or anyone else!" I perform a backflip before running a bit back in time for the monster's massive foot to stomp and crush the ground below. No one was hurt in that attack thankfully. Mel of all people then yells: "Everyone! We have to use the BRAIN Blasters before it's too late!" Myself and almost everyone else in the battle room with us pulls out their BRAIN Blasters as the Wacky Clowns kept the monster busy with their antics and UFO which is attacked by the monster. When that happens, the UFO begins to lose altitude and starts smoking up. "Eww! That's worse than the fart landing smell we fought over almost 4 and a half years ago!" That was Pickle Rick Not An Alien. The crashing UFO is steered well enough to crash into the cyborg centaur, sending them back and putting a hole in their body. Banana Pants yells: "That was so worth it! All of you, aim and fire with the BRAIN Blasters! Hurry before our enemy recovers! We can bring back everyone fused into them at any time with all that we have!" He's right. We have the technology and magic to even bring back those whose bodies have been destroyed.

So with that in mind, all of us with the blasters aim directly at our foe and immediately fire. Hundreds of black laser rays from the blasters appear and directly hit the monster head on. But when they dissipate, the monster is still standing and completely unharmed. That's when Biara shouts amidst a tense and stunned silence: "Duelists, we all must use the power of Defusion!" And so, I put away my blaster and start drawing cards from my deck until I find Defusion. The reason our foe isn't moving at the moment is because a lot of ice Duel Monsters have frozen the monster in place for the moment. Takius, Fran, Teacher, and Bray are among those who helped them pull that off. The Wacky Clowns left their wrecked UFO in time to avoid getting frozen as well. They are among those who activate Defusion which everyone who is a duelist does at exactly the same time, myself included. "*unison* We activate Defusion!" But the spell doesn't work. All it does is make our enemy a little dizzy as they break free of the ice prohibiting their movements. I curse under my breath right as I spot their right eye completely unfrozen and get an idea. That eyeball looks no tougher than your ordinary eyeball. "Now it's my turn to shout! Everyone, I'm going for that eyeball! I promise I won't die! I'm not ready to give my life again! Not until I do all that I can to help beat this giant bastard of a fusion who shouldn't have be in existence to begin with! Haaaaaaa! I run as fast as I can to the monster and use my best jump slash skill. I need to create a new one that's a lot more powerful but that's going to have to wait. No one tries to stop me. Too much crap has gone on for even reckless ideas to be dismissed as ineffective without them even being able to be attempted in the first place. "Darkeye Slash! I'm coming for your eyeball, cyborg centaur! Haaaaaa!" I used the momentum of my running to more effectively jump into the air than otherwise. I used the full strength of my leg muscles to further boost my jump height. They rarely get used for anything besides moving around and jumping so I had plenty of stamina to spare.

Anyway, my attack sort of failed. I miscalculated my trajectory. I thought I was going to angle myself to where I'd fall and cut through their eye as I did so. I landed in their thawing nose instead with an attack that just moved the air around and did nothing else. But I didn't stick around to be knocked right off as the monster is struggling to break free of the ice. Instead, I jumped again but not as far or high by staying in place to do it. I got a meter away from their eye. Just barely in the range of my sword. Perfect. I hop forward a bit before pushing my sword into their eye as my balance on them began to fail. Due to the gooeyness of their eye, I knew this wasn't going to end well for me unless I stabbed deep enough to connect with the front of the lobe of the brain that allows for information from the eye to pass into it. I didn't stab deep enough. Even though I gripped onto my sword with a seriously firm tightness. Instead, I didn't pop their eye and slipped. I fell down onto the floor with my sword pointed up once I landed on my back there. Some blood and aqueous whatever you call it came out of the centaur's eye. I think I just seriously pissed them off and didn't completely destroy their one actually real eye. The other eye is a metal cyborg eye with orange light coming out of it. They break free of the ice and before I could get back up, stomp on me. I feel and break my armor and ribs crack and break. By the time they get off me, I'm gasping for breath and coughing up blood again as my nose bleeds. All around me, the others get seriously hurt too and the pain I feel is so strong that I just can't get up anymore. I'm stuck lying on the ground, suffering and unable to eat an HP banana to save myself. The sight around me is gruesome. Almost everyone is overwhelmed and overpowered by the centaur. No one lasts 4 seconds when the monster targets them. The floor could no longer be seen. All that could be seen was countless liters of blood gushing out. Only Blobber was unharmed for obvious reasons.

Our foe avoided attacking Blobber. It would have been a huge mistake to attack them. In fact, all of us have to be careful around Blobber. It's fortunate that the substance from which they originate doesn't breakdown blood if the blood isn't inside someone's body. It only gets broken down when inside someone's bloodstream. Otherwise, Blobber would be unintentionally causing the breakdown of all the blood flowing out of all of us. In turn, they would expand and keep on expanding as the new parts of them entered our bloodstreams and helped destroy us from the inside and the outside at the same time. You'd think I'd be safe with my armor but it's been heavily damaged again and I have several wounds throughout my body. So yes, I'm dying and it hurts so damn much. I can't even talk as the impact of the stomp didn't just temporarily stop my air flow. It also nearly crushed my heart and lungs. As I'm about to accept my death with our foe slaughtering all of us now that nearly all of us are done, something happens. Blobber was immobilized earlier by one of the centaur's laser so it wasn't they who happened. It was the Forest Spirit tribe, Barla, and Mel who happened. The Forest Spirits call on the power of nature to create vines that held the enemy in place. Barla pulls out a giant rpg launcher and prepares to fire, having used another big gun to avoid taking a lot of damage. It's obvious how the Forest Spirits took little to no damage. As for Mel, she drops her shield which now has many holes in it. Same with her sword which has also taken heavy damage. Her armor is in bad shape but it's still holding up. She then pulls out another sword with a summoning spell. A big 2 handed sword. However, that turns out to be just a fluke. The centaur sees it as a threat and blasts it right out of her hands only for it to turn out to be a highly realistic plaster sculpture with paper inside of it. As our foe knocked it out of her hands, Mel began charging an attack with her KI. That reminds me.

During the brief moments of peace we've had the past couple of weeks, many of us have gone into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber for a year to get stronger. Thank goodness we did. Otherwise, nearly all of us would already be dead by now. That's why Mel is able to charge an attack with her KI. And then, she surprises nearly everyone by firing her attack in conjunction with Barla launching a big rpg with her weapon. Blobber managed to get free and kept blocking everything the cyborg centaur at the 2 after Mel's fake sword was destroyed. Blobber sensed their attacks in time to get out of the way of them. That's seriously impressive. "Kaameehaamee-haaaaa!" "Here! Feel this! Danger level: Extreme! Launching mega RPG right now!" The attacks hit our enemy at the same time. As the rpg exploded, Mel put all her remaining strength to continue her attack. The rpg explosion actually blew a hole in the centaur as they were just starting to be vaporized. The explosion was done in an instant as explosions don't take a few seconds. In actuality, they're instant. If a nuke were to drop on this place, we'd be instantly obliterated. Anyway, the new hole allowed for the insides to be vaporized as quickly as the outside of the centaur. In just 15 seconds, the centaur was completely gone. But just as we thought it was over and the Forest Spirits used the power of nature to heal and restore everyone's strength, it suddenly got very cold from the now freezing outside air. And that was the beginning of our real problems here in New Lumos. Couldn't even say anything about the cold after I was healed. That's because something strange happened. The spirit of the cyborg centaur fusion appeared in the air above us as a dead and rotting version of their vaporized body rose from a huge coffin that emerged out of the ground. The spirit inhabits the body and is about to kill us all for reals this time. However, some duelists used Defusion again and this time, that was enough to split the monster back into every life form that was forcibly merged straight into them. All their bodies were restored but all of them have been killed.

Those of us who have duel disks use them to turn all of them into cards for later on. With that settled, there was now the freezing cold to deal with. Dominic gulps: "Damn it! It's scientifically impossible under traditional physics and climate and weather patterns for New Lumos to get this cold. Magic or something even worse is at play! We must head outside to investigate! What a nap causation!" And so, we all rush outside as quickly as we can to see.. snow. It's snowing and there's a lot of it. Hell, there's a lot of freezing wind. Bray casts a spell to repair everyone's gear before anyone can get hypothermia or frostbite. Thanks to armor and stuff, not a single individual is freezing now. I look out into the distance and see rooftops covered in snow and all battles nearby get more pronounced with blood turning the snow into red or pink depending on how much there is. The ocean surrounding New Lumos is frozen too. From a distance, one could see smoke rising from the region of Karakaton but not today. "Damn it! What did those bastards do this time? I swear, I'm going to blast their heads right off and beat their bodies with the butt of my best sniper gun!" The leader of the Forest Spirits rises into the air and Fluffy Afro makes dumb noises to get all of us to look up at the leader of that tribe. The leader speaks after a grim expression appears on his face: "This entire world has become a frozen world. It won't be long until most creatures die off from the cold.. The very life force of our world is dwindling as there is nothing to keep it going anymore." Dominic uses a jet pack to rise and hover into the air in order to talk to him eye to eye. He pulls out some sort of device and studies it with an increasingly worried expression growing on his normally chill face. Dominic's eyebrows furrow before he widens his eyes in horror.

"My Geological Monitoring device has detected something. A high energy mass was removed from the core from Mii World by way of drilling. There's a inactive hot spot in the middle of New Lumos that was sealed away by the first Great Sage's magic.. That was where they drilled. The hot spot. This would be a nap causation if it weren't causing the end of nearly all life on Mii World!" Mel uses the rarely used Quantum Leap anti-gravity feature on her band to also hover in the air: "The legend is true.. We knights have passed down this legend throughout the ages. This is really bad. I'm afraid that things are much worst than we fear. This is the legend of how Mii World became a populated world. The solar system this world is in was created billions of years ago and this planet was the 5th object to form in it. The Sun's gravity pulled it into an orbit around it. But even with the Sun's light, this world started out as a frozen wasteland millions of years after it finished forming. But then, a special asteroid collided with Mii World, creating the Tomodachi Islands, Galados Isle, continental Miitopia, what would become New Lumos, and more. It is said that it contained a special object that buried itself into our world. That object is called the Planet Egg." Sonic uses his speed to get in the air and keep himself up there: "Planet Egg? That's what the Metarex stole from many planets for Dark Oak's ultimate goal. To wipe out all animals in favor of plants. No wonder it's so cold now. The Planet Egg's been stolen and it contains so much energy! And if it weren't for this armor Tails made me, I'd be a hedgehog popsicle! I bet Egghead is behind this!" "Nap causation. It wasn't Eggman. I don't detect any machines of his design in this universe." "And I don't sense him with the dying forces of nature." "Then who did this?" The Dark Sage appears before us with the Planet Egg in his possession: "Are you looking for this? Too bad! It will be much easier to rule over this world and oppress those who ask for too much with the weather this cold! If anyone wants to live, they will have to join the Freedom Front and be loyal to me and Pmurt Nedib!"

"Damn you! I'm going to blast your head right off! Get over here so I can kill you!" "I don't listen to woke freaks. My forces will kill you all for me and then, I will finally become the next Great Sage with no one in the running to be Great Sage left to oppose me! This world is as good as mine at long last! Even with your numbers, there's only so long you can go on with fighting me and my forces now! Miitopian Peoples' Liberation Front, your days are numbered! I'll leave you all free to suffer and freeze! Attention all troops and others, this is an order from me, your supreme leader! Here me, New Lumos! I cast Voice Amplification! And now that I have, you will all obey or die! Here are my orders! Forget everything else! Do what you can to stay warm and once you are warm, eliminate every single thing that dares oppose my authority! Don't keep them alive, just exterminate them by any means necessary! That is all! Thank you for your loyalty! But remember, only those who follow my instructions will be allowed to be warm and to continue living!" He then vanishes as a swarm of Nazis come out of nowhere and come guns blazing right at us. I draw my sword and get ready for one hell of a fight. Bray eats an MP candy and finally has enough mana to cast her now iconic and vital healing spell again. Pirate Blaster shouts: "Arrr! Remember what we're fighting for! And don't forget to spare anyone you can and capture them when you do! We cannot yield to these landlubbers who want to cover everything with the blood of the workers, the marginalized, the people, the innocent, and the animals! They want to sacrifice us all to the slaughter just to hold onto their power which is as pointless as finding gold has become! Arr! Back in the day, I used to love gold and want all that I could get! But then I met some of you in the town of Fun Land and that began to change! Let's raise hell higher than the high tides of the sea! And throw as many Nazis as we can to the poop deck or off the plank!"

Pirate Blaster dual wields a pistol and a cutlass with Thrashbeak on his shoulder. Thrashbeak gives a very fierce look before swooping down on some psychotic looking Nazis before throwing up his sword and using it to cut all their heads off while Pirate Blaster shoots at other Nazis and cuts down any who get close. Their actions inspire all of us to go all out with everything we have. And I mean everything. I sliced right through a bunch of Nazis in a dancing whirlwind of death while also using KI blasts and Kamehameha on any androids I happen to spot to at least weaken and knock them back. To be continued.

Outro: Now that's a chapter! I hope you liked it! Please don't let things get this bad on our world. Don't let it get so bad that Nazis are shooting while trigger happy marginalized people on the streets, in stores, in libraries, wherever they can find marginalized people not simply sitting down and shutting up, letting the Nazis rule their lives with fear. We must all do something to fight. Get armed. Get ready to fight with first and foremost, words but after that, with whatever we have to. Bricks, guns, you name it. The derangement of the far right especially in America is a threat to not just marginalized people but to regular people in general along with nearly all known and unknown species of plants and animals worldwide. Nazis are driving climate change, the next genocides, the ongoing genocides, and the next mass extinction event. They don't care about ordinary people. They're cruel and heartless. They say we don't live in reality when it is they who reject reality and fool people into rejecting it as well. That is the truth of our miserable world layered with lies, hatred, and impulsive pleasures along with the actual good things in life. That is all I have to say for now. Thank you for reading. Stay safe out there and don't give into all the delusions society has pulled so many people into. Delusions like "Covid is over".