Miitopian Civil War
Chapter 18: Kamehameha
Date: May 12th, 2023
"Is that so? So you're willing to do what not even Superman can do. You should join us, you are villain material. Your willingness to kill is perfect. But I'm getting ahead of myself. I can see you will keep opposing us so you'll just have to die." Lex Luthor transforms to look like a fusion of himself with Brainiac who is currently actually inside of him. He attempts to attack all of us but I take on all of his attacks. "My comrades will be handling your lackies. As I have the most understanding about you among us, I'm going to be your opponent and I won't hesitate to kill you quickly once I'm able to beat you down unless I end up dying before that can happen." "Very well, I'll just eliminate you first and let all those other people handle your friends. It'll make things easier for me. Oh how I wish Superman were here so he could watch as you and all your friends suffer at our hands!" "Well, he's not here so you're just going to have to deal with me! Sometimes, you can't avoid killing someone while fighting for what you believe in and that makes my heart clench. But still, I won't hesitate. Let's go. I'm ready when you are, Luthor!" "Very well. Let's begin." Brainiac speaks through him: "Be cautious, Lex Luthor. This knight is very powerful and dangerous. A bounty has been made in response to this." "I see. How interesting. I wonder if you'll be a better match for me than Superman himself!" "I could beat Superman in a fair fight. That I'm certain of. He really needs to start training for real sometime. Now then, you can go first. As it stands, I have the advantage in terms of equipment and fighting style." "You talk big for someone whose intelligence is nothing compared to Brainiac's. But why not, let me show you our combined power!" Lex starts firing laser blasts at me but I easily dodge them. "Lex Luthor, this knight is unlike any opponent we have ever faced. Allow me to give you a strategy to win. I have already come up with it using my vast computational power as an android. I'm uploading the information into your brain as we speak. It will only be a few more seconds now."
I forgot about what Brainiac can do. He is much smarter than most of Gero's androids and destroys worlds to collect their information and store it. I can't believe he and Luthor are here in Miitopia. Pmurt must have summoned them here with some kind of spell. Lex after a few seconds smirks. "Your time here is done, I know everything Brainiac has gathered about you, Swiftdrawer! And today, you are going to die at my hands." He creates a solid energy sword from the powers afforded to him by the blue android. "Damn it. I thought you would play much dirtier to kill me. Oh well, I guess I should have expected Brainiac's plan to be much smarter than cheeky. His traps and plans are always elaborate and hard to take care of in the fights to stop him." "Brainiac, I don't know how to use a sword. What kind of plan is this?" "Patience, Luthor. I am uploading all information about sword fighting into your brain now. That will be sufficient for winning this fight and killing this enemy." And after a few seconds, my sword which has been gradually covered more and more by the blood of my enemies is used to parry against Luther's energy sword. He began fighting like a master of sword arts as soon as the information was finished being uploaded into his brain. And Brainiac even lended direct support, making his sword fighting on par with mine despite my years of experience with the sword. "Damn it, you two are so good at anything together. This is a serious problem for me but I won't quit. You can counter all my strikes but can you counter my special attacks? Jump Slash!" He easily blocks it and knocks me back with a flurry of swings that made me worry that my sword might melt due to the energy sword. However, the paint and blood on it will prevent that from happening. We continued to clash with our swords with Luthor having the slight edge. Naturally, that was not good at all.
That being said, I was holding back a lot. I was barely putting in any effort. "Now, let's try something else. Spin Slash!" He blocks my attack before I can even get anywhere with it, reducing the momentum almost completely. That momentum was what I needed to do the attack in the first place so then, I just skipped straight to fighting at my normal level and preparing to use the sword skills I have invented for myself since the end of the calamity in time. And now, he was struggling. "Is this your strength? It's much bigger than I realized!" "Worry not, Lex Luthor. Remember the rest of the plan. I was prepared for this turn of events this entire time. "Oh, right. I can swing as fast as you now, pesky knight!" And now, we were pretty much even so I had to go all out. But before I could even as we did a dance of complete conflict and destruction with our swords, Lex Luthor struck me hard. He uses more lasers and put their energies into his sword to blast me with the lasers through it. They managed to puncture through my armor, sending me back to a big rock on the island we're still on. And now, I have 2 holes in me bleeding out as I gasp for air. Before I knew it, I was attacked again but by Luthor's fists again. He pounded me right into the rock I landed in front of. "Ha! Ha! Ha! You won't be getting up ever again! I will be the last person you ever talk to as I'm going to kill you before anyone can come save you. It's too late for you." He focused on punching the areas exposed by the puncturing through my armor, causing the bleeding and pain to get worse. As if that weren't enough, the force of all of this caused me to drop my sword. He stops for a second to kick it out of reach from me before continuing to beat me up. Lex even stabs through my right hand. "This is an insurance policy. Brainiac says you have other bladed weapons and I'm not going to allow you to use them." "D-Damn it.. This pain.. So much pain.. Why must we all suffer in this existence? Why must we go through these horrible things?" "You can say what you like but killing you is my priority. You are nothing and can't do anything against me. I have you right where I want you."
"This is the first time in so long anyone has beaten me up this badly and deprived me of the ability to fight back.. *All the horrible things I've seen and heard flash before my eyes and I lose my sanity again* AHAHAHAHAHA!" "What is going on now with you? Answer me, enemy." "Lex Luthor, Swiftdrawer has gone insane." "Insane you say? Killing this dangerous knight is going to be easy then." My eyes glow red and a black aura surrounds me. All my bleeding stops even as Lex continues to beat me up. "Pain.. So much wonderful pain! Give me more! Let me feel so much agony that it'll bring you the greatest joy anyone can ever experience! And I'll kill you and anyone else who gets in my way! I don't care who they are, I will kill! I will kill! I'll make you suffer as I slowly begin to bring you to death! Go ahead! Bring me on the brink of death! Allow me to feel so much agony! It will be so much fun! AHAHAHAHAHAA! I hope you don't mind if I turn you into a dead body! BODIES!" Lex doesn't hold back and does everything he can to try to kill me. So many punches, laser blasts, and slashes. My injuries get much worse in the process but I just sat there in glee, taking all of it on. All the agony, all the suffering. I experienced it all and enjoyed it. Once I began to start seeing black in my vision at last, I started cackling madly. "This wonderful pain! This truly agonizing experience! It's perfect and now, it's my turn! Do you have a plan against me now or has your old one been mangled by my enjoyment of my suffering?!" "Unknown information about foe detected. Luthor, kill Swiftdrawer as quickly as possible. I do not know what will happen if the enemy is allowed to counterattack." "Is that so? Now that's interesting but I will listen to you now that we have mutual trust this time around. Die, knight!" "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I use my Insane Mode transformation to get my sword back into my still bleeding right hand and stand back up, not letting the pain faze me anymore. I just grinned and continued to cackle madly.
"Impossible. You should be down still and screaming in agony!" "AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Piercing Darkness!" I use my sword as a jump off point to strike Lex in the chest with a point of pure insane energy. It slams into his chest and sends him flying back. But then, my body aches and the pain becomes so great that I'm forced to regain my sanity but not before I used that same attack again to destroy several enemy ships with ease. I'm in so much pain. I'm exhausted. I'm bleeding in so many places that I will suffer blood loss symptoms soon if I don't do something about this. The bleeding isn't as bad as it was earlier after all. While Luthor recovers and begins to get back up, I use my limited mana. "I cast Giga Cure and Repair!" My injuries and damage to my armor are undone, completely fixed up. My body still hurts but I'm back to being my complete self again. I eat an HP banana to restore my body to its non exhausted state and face Lex with a new determination to win. "I lost my sanity and now, I'm going to use my full power to defeat you, Lex Luthor!" He smirks: "I'd like to see you try." We begin clashing all over again, the clank of steel and low tone sound of solid energy being heard very loudly as we resumed our fight in earnest. The damage dealt to him while I was insane has already been recovered from completely thanks to Brainiac. I manifest my KI as a white aura to increase my strength and speed before further increasing my speed and strength by putting all of my muscles and efforts into attacking Luthor. As if that weren't enough, he was having a hard time against me now and I was ready to pull my best version of my best attack. "How are you so strong?!" "Skills don't determine the full power of someone who engages in swordplay. Their combined skills, attributes, personality, and more are what determine that full power. Take this! Continuous Great Infernal Tornado Slash: 18! Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!" This time, I perform my attacks as counters to his, making them take longer but increasing their force in exchange and allowing them to consume the villain in infernal spinning winds.
While he deals with them, trying to counteract them and all that, I don't stop even though my muscles are seriously burning now. Just one more of my best attack would have brought me almost to death's door in seconds. I jump back and ready my sword for something I haven't really done before. I put it on the ground to charge up a Kamehameha but before I finish charging the attack, I pick the sword back up with both of my hands despite the energy wave being contained between them. My sword can endure a nearly perfected Kamehameha for a short time without taking any serious damage. I continued to charge my attack from there even as Lex Luthor finally overcame what I pulled on him and recovered enough to attack me. Instead of countering with my sword, I simply dodged around and kicked him with my right leg whenever the perfect moment came, making it hard for him to hit me anywhere. He got hits in but they didn't get through any of my armor. Since I was holding my sword with both of my hands and charging the Kamehameha in them, the pressure was building really fast and if I didn't release the attack soon, I would destroy my sword and blow my arms right off. I kept using my agility, dexterity, and kicking to keep him from ruining my attack. "Just what do you have planned?! Brainiac! Tell me! What is going on?!" "I have no data on this strategy being used by this knight we are currently engaged in combat with. Try to stop it." "I will do so." Now's the time. "KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE.." Lex is about to try much harder to stop and kill me. I have to release it now. "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEE.." I direct the high pressure KI into the tip of my sword where it builds more pressure from concentrating in such a small area. "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.." When all of the KI I charged up is in there, I jump in the air as high as I can right as Lex runs right at me to try to stop me from doing what I had planned. "SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!"
In that brief moment between jumping and landing. I perform an attack in the style of Darkeye Slash but with the energy of the Kamehameha in the sharp point of my sword's blade. The Kamehameha Slash is more powerful than an ordinary Kamehameha because my sword and my sword skills are involved as well. In an instant, a swing of blue KI energy rips through the ground and literally splits Lex Luthor in two before anyone could comprehend what was going on. When the light of the attack faded, the island was nearly split in 2 by a new sort of ravine style path of destruction but I could still sense Lex and Brainiac. They're still alive and much harder to kill than most would have expected. And just like that, I saw them in their merged form floating above the ravine I created. Brainiac has now taken full control over their shared body: "Impressive. You killed Lex Luthor but you didn't kill me. I have revived him to some degree but much of his spirit has been lost. I will now eliminate you for you are no match against me or the technology I have absorbed from the Dark Heart. I can absorb even more technology as well." "Damn it, I forgot you can do that. I can't defeat you on my own. Not without pushing myself far beyond my physical limits. I'm going to have to die again. So be it. I'm going to attack so fast that my limits will be far exceeded and my body will die almost instantly. There's nothing you can do to stop me from doing this. Haaaa! I cast Healing Aura and that depletes the rest of my mana! Now that I feel mana exhaustion, I feel a little tired but I'm not going to quit!" "This dies not compute. I have no data on what you're trying to do. Therefore, I will terminate your attempt to destroy me before you can even begin it by eliminating you." He makes the energy sword from before bigger, transforming it into a 2 handed sword and begins to attack me with precision. "This won't stop me. You can hit my armor as many times as you want and puncture it everywhere if you so desire. However, I'm about to give my life to completely destroy you. This is war. Continuous Great Infernal Tornado Slash: 500!"
I pulled that off by using my KI to strengthen my bones and muscles while swinging so ridiculously fast that it shouldn't have even been possible to swing so fast. It also helped that I used Artist's Eye to its current limit to instantly repair my injuries by imagining such until I had to shut my left eye because of the strain on it. I was already dying as soon as Brainiac mercilessly began to attack me over and over but with all of this, I was dead in 2 seconds. I returned to being a spirit again and saw the whole island the Villa was on engulfed in all of my attacks. I saw Brainiac melt but manage to repair himself and my destroyed body still in my armor. I'm back in the void watching all this happen and don't have long until I fully pass on into Miitopia's afterlife. I have to hurry. Now that I'm a spirit, I can use the power of imagination with no limit but again, I don't have long. My time is so short that I couldn't even imagine a way to end the war right here right now. All I could do was imagine completely destroying Brainiac and Luthor along with him by using many different things at once. And it took only 3 seconds for Brainiac to be killed by my imagination. His entire form was destroyed. I now only had time to restore my body and pull myself back into it. So that's what I did. I then woke back up in my body, feeling a little stronger after restoring it and bringing myself back to life. I have a feeling that the next time I die, I won't even have enough time to bring myself back to life. Somebody else will have to bring me back to life as a result of that. It's unfortunate but at least, I have brought myself back for a 2nd time. Now, the entire island has been completely flattened. The ocean has begun draining into the ravine I made because my 500 attacks caused some damage that allowed ocean water to start flowing down into the ravine. As big as it is, the ravine getting filled up will barely have any effect on the sea level of the ocean. Most of my comrades are now fighting the other enemies on their remaining ships but one isn't. Fran. She's waiting for me on the only part of the island that wasn't affected by my attack.
"Swiftdrawer! How did you?! You said you showed me the limit of your strength! That was so cool! Please don't die again on me!" "Fran! I used other abilities and insane speed to pull that off. It shouldn't have been possible. I far exceeded my limits and then used the infinite power of imagination that I could use without restraint after I died to kill the enemy I was fighting. He won't be regenerating again. We won't have to worry about him for a long time." "Wow! Can I learn to do that?" "Eventually. After this war is over, I will teach others to begin unlocking the true power of imagination too. But right now, we have to help our comrades!" "Right! Let's go!" I nod and we run to the nearest enemy boat and jump aboard. Chaos immediately ensues. The whole ship is packed with humans from Pmurt's Earth. "Woke intruders! Kill them! We must exterminate them for our god! All hail, Pmurt Nedib! All hail!" "Don't let them live! We must kill them for our lord and savior who saved us from wokeism!" "Come on, Fran! We have no time to spare any of them.. We must kill them.. And I'm not looking forward to it.. We are being forced to slaughter or be slaughtered along with everyone we fight with and/or protect.." "Arg! How are they so strong? We can't retreat, we must fight! Give it your all!" "I admire your words but you have chosen the wrong side, you bastards.. And we can't spare any of you.. I'm sorry but we just can't!" In an hour, we killed every single person on that ship. Neither of us felt very good about it. We were covered in the blood of our enemies. "This will never truly feel that good no matter how insane I go or how much I really do want to kill somebody for the evils they have done. Evil may be a kind of cliche term but it describes our enemies perfectly. Let's go and see how the others are doing, Fran." "Right! I'm right behind you!" We then got off the ship and onto the island but they were no more enemy ships around. They've all been destroyed. Barla then yells upon seeing us: "Come on, everyone! We have to go support those fighting where Karakaton meets the Realm of Fey! Hurry! This is no drill! It's really bad there! We gotta go! The Dark Sage has been spotted there!"
All of us tense up upon hearing that but we still teleport there immediately. The battle is half in the land of fire and lava while the other is in the forest. It's a stark contrast and the fighting is heavy. Pirate Blaster is among those we see first. He's taking down enemy after enemy but he looks exhausted. "Arrr! Finally, reinforcements! Help us! There's just so many humans, androids, and zombies here that none of us can even confront the Dark Sage who is planning on destroying the Elven Village!" Barla has a tick mark appear on her face: "That bastard! We know that he's really Pmurt Nedib but I'm going to blow up that bastard or so help me! I'm going!" "Wait wait wait! There's something different, he appears to be furious and Pmurt Nedib isn't inside of him anymore! The Dark Sage could be more dangerous than ever! And we still need some help here!" Shadow speaks(okay, please let the 3 Shadows in our collective not be together that often): "Allow Shadow Garden to help. The rest of you who showed up here right as we did should go after this Dark Sage, we'll be able to handle things here. Go!" We all nod and go after the Dark Sage. Mel is the one who finds his general location but it is Sophie who pinpoints his exact location. "He's at the gates beyond the village! Let's teleport!" And so, that's what we did. We teleported. The Dark Sage groans: "You freaks! Just when I had finally gotten that controlling CEO out of my body, you just had to get in the way of my plans! He wants to conquer everything, I want to destroy everything because he wants to conquer everything! I hate him! He used me this entire time! Even worse, my allies have abandoned me because he revealed he was the one commanding them all for months straight without them even realizing it and managed to convince them that was a good thing! I absorbed some of his power so now, I'm going to destroy both sides because I can't get anything I want, not even the freedom to move my own body around as I see fit! Since you're in my way, all of you can just die already!"
He attacks all of us with magic but I take in and block all of that magic. I then pull out my sword again which is coated in still fresh blood. I ate an MP Candy earlier to restore my mana and used it to cast a spell that got all that blood off of Paladin Fran and I. I didn't enjoy being covered in blood again. It really wasn't fun. The smell alone was bad enough. "I see you've been busy killing a lot of enemies! That will make killing you and the rest of you freaks that much more satisfying! I'm back, finally back! Corrupted Tower of Despair!" "Proud Protector!" "Get out of my way, you disgusting knight! Take this then! Shadow Punch!" The attack sends me back, causing the others to begin fighting the Dark Sage as well. Barla pulls out her machine gun and begins firing at the Dark Sage. He creates a gun of his own with magic and shoots back while still fighting the rest of us. "Damn it! Just what kind of powers have you gained from Pmurt Nedib?! Anatomical Disruption!" "That won't work either!" He takes my attack easily while continuing to fight everyone by growing a bunch of arms on his body with magic of course. I'm then hit by a lot of magic that sends me back flying 100 meters away. I run back at the Dark Sage with my shield now equipped to my left hand as his attacks cause me to bleed a little bit. With one of his arms, he resumes fighting me. I block nearly everything he throws at me but no matter what I do in terms of attacks, nothing works. I instead take a lot of damage and find myself exhausted once against after about 20 minutes of fighting. I'm forced to pull back and eat an HP banana to recover as I think of a way to somehow deal damage. There's the Kamehameha Slash but it wouldn't end well because my comrades would be impacted by such an attack as well and it would also destroy part of the forest in a scale not even this battle is alone. Same with doing my best attack 500 times. That and I'm not dying twice in one day. Once a month is already too often and painful as it is.
Now I really wish we could just recruit Athena and her knights as well as Kirito and his friends already. I'm going to see Athena tomorrow in the Saint Seiya universe. Despite everything I could try doing nothing, there are other options with my other weapons. I pull out my daggers, take off my armor, and run at the Dark Sage at a speed few have seen before from me. He didn't even see me coming when I stabbed him over and over again with both of my daggers. As soon as our foe began to react, I stopped and rushed away as fast as possible. I put my armor back on and switched my daggers out for 2 of the guns I stole from that Walmart we trolled the hell out of. They're fully loaded already with a round of magazines each so I run back in once again and begin shooting at the Dark Sage with both of the guns at the same time. "I'm not just a knight, don't forget that! Ha!" "You annoying little! Your guns do nothing against me! Nothing!" "Are you sure about that?" The bullets and the other attacks from the others start dealing actual damage due to my daggers earlier. The effects of the substance my daggers are coated in is taking effect perfectly. The substance was just improved overnight to be more dangerous because it now also weakens the skin attacked by someone using weapons coated in it as it penetrates said skin. But it takes a lot of stabbing for that skin weakening to become significant enough to be a problem for someone who is attacked by weapons coated in the substance. "Arg! What have you done! All of these attacks are more effective against me! You'll pay for this right now! I'm taking your life as payment for what you've done to me! Die! Dark Charge!" He uses one of his arms to blast me with a huge ball of magic that seemingly came out of nowhere. It broke through my armor and left a big bleeding wound by the time I slammed into a nearby rock wall from the force of the attack. In short, I was as good as dead now and there was almost nothing I could do now due to all my failures as well as my injuries. And the guns I was using were destroyed in the attack that sent me flying. And some rocks fell on me and now, I can't move anymore but at least the bleeding isn't life threatening as my armor took most of the damage and my robes took barely a fraction of it as they are torn in many areas due to all this battling.
Yes, my Repair spells don't always fix the damage my robes take. That's because I'm focused on repairing my armor when I use it most of the time I do use it. Crap. I'm bleeding and there's nothing I can do about it. I might as well just watch the battle ahead of me until I pass out from blood loss again. So that's exactly what I do. I watch the battle from my position which is very uncomfortable and painful btw. A lot happens straight in front of me. My comrades continue fighting the Dark Sage and I'm still in earshot of everything. And yet, the Dark Sage is ignoring me. It's like he wants me to suffer as he kills the others and then kills me last just so he can get the most satisfaction out of killing us all that is possible. Barla is closest to me. "You damn piece of crap! I just want to blow your head right off, Dark Sage!" "I dare you to try because it won't work and you will die trying!" "Bastard! Like hell we'll let you win! We'll show you our resolve, our courage, our everything!" And soon, the attacks from everyone start speeding up. It's almost dizzying to watch the battle as a result but I'm used to pretty high speed fights by now so it isn't completely dizzying for me. "You pesky wokeists! Just how much stronger have you gotten since I last had control over my own body?! Just how many allies have you made in order to help you fight me and my former allies?! I hate you all so much! You think you got everything all figured out! But let me tell you, you don't have anything figured out! You want to kill Pmurt Nedib. How do you want to kill him? With each other? That won't work! Your plan is so terrible that it's the definition of woke! I'll tell you how I'm going to kill him! I'll saw off his right arm while he sleeps and then, I'll overwhelm him with my power so that he dies before he can even fight back!"
Meanwhile, a large explosion is heard from the distance. I look and know who did it even from my painful position. Purple light, large explosion? That was Shadow. And then, all our other comrades in the area show up to the battle with the Dark Sage mere seconds later. "No! You managed to kill that entire Freedom Front army division? Just one explosion was able to kill so many of them! WOKE FREAKS! Who did this? Who did this?! Answer me!" Shadow appears before him disguised as Mundane Mann. The dead looking face makes the situation even more unexpected and hilarious. Mundane Mann replies in a dull voice: "That was me. I'm Mundane Mann." "What?! You freak did that?! That's impossible! You look like you couldn't even beat a child at wrestling!" "It's true. Like I said, I blew up many of those enemies." "You know what?! I'll just kill you because you are clearly a weakling who wasn't responsible for that!" And that's how we discovered how to beat the Dark Sage. Shadow outsmarted him with an elaborate disguise/persona. As the Dark Sage attempts to kill Mundane Mann with his magic, Mundane Mann dodges so subtly that the Dark Sage is extremely confused. And in that moment of confusion, Mundane Mann undoes his disguise, revealing his true identity as Shadow. Before our foe could react, Shadow already attacked him many times over with his sword and magic: "So did you like my performance as a unimportant side character? I think it was among my best performances yet!" Our enemy recovered and began attacking him as well as everyone else he could. He even grew even more arms to help accomplish the task. However, I had a feeling that his time alive was finally going to be up soon. It was now only a matter of time. The damage he has taken so far is taking its toll. Not to mention, the substance is eating him from the inside faster and faster. Just as he was about to blast everyone with all of his arms, he unexpectedly doubles over in pain. "What is this?! What is happening to me?! This pain.. It hurts so much! It hurts! Where is it coming from?"
A minute later, he died screaming as his body was turned into a pile of goop. Dominic immediately widened his eyes: "What a nap causation! I hope Swiftdrawer is okay! They haven't come back to battle! Worse, they didn't think of the consequences of the substance.. Everyone, get away from that goop. I'm going to take care of it myself. Quantum Containment!" Everyone gets back as Dominic creates a huge gravitational force to pull up a lot of dirt below and around the goop and send it high into the sky where it is surrounded by several opposing forces of energy to keep it isolated until it eventually stops working. The goop on such a small scale stops being potent and dangerous after 2 or 3 hours as long as it doesn't spread any further. With that taken care of, some of our comrades breathe a sigh of relief. However, Barla looks like she has a very bad feeling: "Madeline! Please find Swiftdrawer and heal them immediately! Hurry!" Madeline nods and gives an urgent smile despite the fact her cleric robes are covered in the blood of the enemies she killed herself. She spots me almost immediately and teleports over. "Giga Cure! Thank goodness you're okay! Repair! There. And I think Barla is right. It's obvious you heard and saw everything even after being knocked over here and injured. Can you walk now? You suffered from some degree of immobility before I healed you." "I think I can move again now. Thank you, Madeline." She smiles warmly: "Of course! Now let's get ready for what's coming!" "Aye!" We teleport back to the others. And just in time too. The Dark Sage appears before us, completely unharmed and alive. He laughs: "You really think that your little woke tricks would be enough to stop me?! Well, think again! I have all of you right where I want you! Most of you didn't believed you killed me. Good on you but now that you're all here together, it's too late for all of you! I'm going to kill all of you with my full power! I have no choice! You pushed me this far and now, you'll all die for doing so! DARK OBLITERATION! GOODBYE! DIE!"
Nagato absorbs the attack before it can even be finished. And then, Roshi the Turtle Hermit of all people does something to the Dark Sage. He's an elderly man with a long white beard and red sunglasses. Goku places a jar nearby for him before posing to show he would defend it. "What are you freaks doing now? Curse the Rinnegan! I wish I had that thing instead!" Roshi does some motions and shouts: "EVIL CONTAINMENT WAVE!" A wave of energy appears to take the Dark Sage into the placed jar. Sakura runs to the jar and places a sealing paper on it. Roshi sighs a sigh of relief: "There, that takes care of this villain. Hehe!" And then, the jar breaks. The Dark Sage glares at Roshi: "You thought that annoying jar would keep me trapped for long?! You little FREAKISH MORTAL! Don't waste more of my time with your useless tricks! Let me try this again. This time, none of you will be able to stop me from completing my attack because I have already changed the air pressure to prevent any of you from moving! That's right! Try to move! You wokeist freaks are so done because I have removed the possibility of any of you interfering with my attack! This is it! DIE! DIE! DIE! NOW BE GONE FOREVER! PMURT, YOU'RE NEXT! JUST YOU WAIT! DARK OBLITERATION!" But the attacks never hit any of us. Instead, they kind of hit air or something and bounced back at the Dark Sage who had to shield himself from his own attacks, taking very little damage in the process. "WHAT JUST HAPPENED NOW?! DID ANY OF YOU DO SOMETHING BEFORE I STOPPED ALL OF YOU FROM MOVING?! WAS IT YOU, BURNT SKIN?!" The sounds of pegasi running were then heard along with marching among other sounds. Seconds later, every single comrade of ours who is part of a marginalized group simply for the color of their skin appears. Among them is Mel. She was with us earlier so where and when did she go? Oh well, what matters now is that she and some other knights among others have shown up. And they all have a very specific attack in their hands.
The Dark Sage sweats so hard that the air pressure around us returns to normal. Barla smirks: "So it looks like the time for those who are discriminated against for the color of their skin if not worse to fight back like never before. *pulls out explosives* And as someone who has been insulted by being called a burnt skin, I'm among them. You don't want to change to be a kind person so we're going to kill you. Everyone else, please step back. We are going to kill him ourselves. Let us show you the true strength of those who have experienced racism. Hell yeah, this is going to be great!" The rest of us nod and move back a good enough distance to watch the show. Barla starts things off by throwing explosives at the Dark Sage who is too shell shocked to respond to anything. They knock him back and Barla moves out of the way for something. Those who just showed up with skin colors that have caused others to hate them release their attacks all at once at the Dark Sage. "*unison* KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEE.. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Many Kamehameha waves head straight for the Dark Sage and because of that, he can't move for almost the same reasons many of us couldn't move just a moment ago. He screams: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IMPOSSIBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Seconds later, his entire body was completely and utterly destroyed. There was no escaping death this time. When the attacks faded away, there was a huge path of destruction until the Forest Spirits repaired and revived all that was destroyed with ease. Additionally, their leader steps forward towards where the Dark Sage just was along with the leaders of the other indigenous tribes of Miitopia. They stop right where he was and turn to face all of us for a moment to speak in unison. "As the leaders of the many indigenous tribes of Miitopia, we play a vital role in the natural harmony of this land. Thank you all for standing with us against the worst of the worst. Now, we will prevent the spirit of the Dark Sage from ever returning to life in Miitopia ever again. May he be banished from this world."
They all then turned back to stare where our foe was. They then began chanting in their native tongues and soon, a magical circle appeared. This circle immediately sent the Dark Sage's spirit away to another dimension and that was the end of him as a threat for a long time. Soon enough, we all helped repair the many locations that were damaged throughout Miitopia in the latest battles and were able to rest long enough to have some time to relax before the next battles started. The next battle I was in was to help several indigenous tribes in keeping Galados Isle safe and free from Nazi control just 2 hours after the Dark Sage's spirit was expelled from Miitopia. During the battle, many of us were introduced to a highly unusual new group of comrades. Peeps from Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 who are generally not smart but are invincible to exploding roller coaster cars. They don't die from them, they just get sent flying. The main RCT3 Park Inspector apparently trained all of them to be smarter and able to fight. They aren't very strong but again, they're invincible. And there's plenty more where they came from with all the parks created in the game and more. That's millions of theme parks. Hundreds of millions if not billions of potential future comrades who are literally invincible. I should also note that the main park inspector is also invincible but things just pass right through him. That's how he's a bit different. It helps in this war but I'm not exactly sure how, I'm just told it has helped. The new battle over Galados Isle would continue for days even as I went away to recruit Athena and her knights to help us out with this and future conflicts such as the upcoming interdimensional war. The only other time I left that battle was for the next part of the hunt for the numbers. Things were a little bit different. I knew the day of hearing my mom jokes while dealing with some ridiculous number possessed individual was coming but I never expected how it was gonna play out nor the fact that I could write all about it in just one 10k word long chapter.
Outro: Finally, this doesn't feel kinda lazy unlike the other chapters I have put out this month. It really helps that I watched some serious and horror stuff before bed last night. Watching Devil Artemis animation videos has kinda affected my storytelling, making it kinda lazier and a bit too funny for this story if I'm being honest. Oh well, the problem has a solution now so between it and taking a day off from writing, I'm so good to go that I'm willing to start the next story chapter for another story once this is published and all that. It also helps that my current way of writing fights is good enough for me though I really need to add in more detail. Not like *punch* *punch* *punch* for 90% of it but saying that x got thrown into the hole by y is what I need more of. Also, I may or may not be planning to change the design of Swiftdrawer's current sword is a very unique and canon way in one of these stories. All these stories are building up to the ultimate battle and are such an absurd twist on fanfics that pizza people are a perfectly normal thing to a lot of characters now in this. But seriously, things are getting worse thanks to fascism and capitalism. I hope you get more motivated to fight them by reading this story especially. Thank you for reading.
