Miitopian Civil War
Chapter 26: Tricks & tragedy! We can win!
Date: August 17th, 2023
And worst yet, Austin among 2 or so others finds himself losing his face. Their faces all float away and onto the boss monsters. Austin Armor grins manically: "Ah yes! At long last, I can have my revenge! All thanks to the Dark Lord Melvin and Pmurt Nedib!" Barla yells: "What the hell?! But Dark Lord Melvin died in Geffen Tower! Swiftdrawer told me all about that!" "Oh you silly silly heroes! Now that I have this nice face back, it's time for us to begin killing all of you! If we're lucky, Dark Lord Melvin won't have to come here himself to help finish all of you off! No matter how many of you there may be, I can promise you that none of you will survive! Not even the gods!" Beerus exclaims: "What did you just say, mortal?!" "Oh yes! Beerus! I know you! You see, we have a little weapon at our disposal now. As you can see, my years of living in limbo after being defeated have drastically changed me and my fellow boss monsters. As a result, we are all capable of wielding this weapon I speak of! It has the power to kill even a god! Hahahaha!" Thor who along with other Avengers ended up joining BRAINS some time ago speaks up: "And what weapon would that be?! I once defeated a man who wielded a weapon that could even kill a god!" Seiya adds: "Athena's life was in danger because of a dagger that could kill even her! Tell us, what do you have that is so powerful that it could kill a god?! Damn it!" Austin Armor laughs and says: "Lava golem 5, can you please show our unwelcome guests the weapon I have been referring to?" A lava golem nods and begins walking away. Our foe grins: "While we wait, I might as well tell you all just how doomed you really are! You see, coming here on your own was exactly what we were expecting! Pmurt wasn't but we were! I suppose even a true god makes mistakes! We have so many ice androids and frozen soldiers as well as lava golems and burning ents, flame salamanders, and more! Then there's us, some of the most powerful monsters the Dark Lord Melvin created! Hahahaha! You don't stand a chance!"
The lava golem comes back with a sword. I find myself shouting in unison with Thor: "That's the Necrosword!" Austin Armor laughs again: "That's right! And with it in our possession, not even the dreaded Gods of Destruction won't survive this battle! This is where Pmurt's rule over Mii World will finally be completed! Dark Lord Melvin will serve as the right hand of our god in the new world we are about to create!" I speak up on my own this time while pulling out the Death Note that we recently acquired: "You know something, your words reminded me of Light Yagami aka Kira. He was willing to kill people to stop crimes from happening and thought of himself as a god. You also reminded me that today is my day to hold onto the Death Note." "What did you just say?! Death Note?! No! Not that!" "The person whose name is written into this note shall die. It's never been used on someone that's not human but it's worth a shot." I pull out a pen. Austin Armor yells: "Lava golems! Don't just stand there! Kill that freak and get me that Death Note! With the Death Note, we could kill every single known individual who opposes Pmurt Nedib without much trouble and it wouldn't take too long!" I speak out loud as I begin writing in the Death Note: "Austin Armor. Cause of death: running straight into the blade of a sword. Now what should the time of death be? Hmm.. We have to defeat you to get Austin's face back so you must perish. Oh, I know. *checks clock through Quantum Leap* Death is not to be taken lightly but you will die in 40 seconds. I suggest you say goodbye now. You're lucky your damn friends are keeping me from writing anymore names. I'm almost tempted to write Pmurt's name in the Death Note. However, something tells me it won't work on him." Ryuk laughs: "How interesting! So that's how you truly want to use the Death Note?! You mortals are really so interesting! Oh btw, I made sure not to bother you until now. You were so busy nearly dying that I just was on the edge just waiting to see if you would die or not today!"
40 seconds pass and during that time, the battle ensued with pure chaos. I was forced to defend myself against a bunch of lava golems who now wanted me and the Death Note. But Austin Armor didn't die. Ryuk laughs again: "So it looks like the Death Note only works on humans! The other shinigami are going to enjoy hearing about this! How amusing!" "Wow, thanks for the vote of confidence. Shield Bash!" Austin Armor laughs manically: "Oh, looks like the Death Note doesn't work on me! Being you must really be horrifying now! Hahahaha!" "Oh yeah?! *helps defeat one of the lava golems* You think that will stop me? Actually, we tested out the Death Note in multiple dimensions. It didn't work in any of them. We wrote each other's names in the Death Note but nothing happened. I have been calling a bluff this entire time and you fell for my distraction!" "Why you! How could you trick me like that?!" "My comrades. It's time for the plan we set up in the event one of us used the Death Note bluff." My closest friends who are free at the moment attack Austin Armor from all sides: "What is this?!" "What can I say? I'm a good actor. I can easily hide my resentment for someone's reckless behavior by not thinking about how reckless it is. Therefore, the feelings don't exist so long as I don't think about them. In order to stay sane in my other life, I do it all the time. I'm also a good planner." Seconds later, Austin Armor is defeated and I helped bring them down. Austin's face is released: "Yippie!" And his face reattaches to his body and he does an expression test before cheering and dancing around. Pirate Blaster smiles: "I knew it would pay off to guard your body, Austin! Arrr!" Meanwhile, the other boss monsters were being completely overwhelmed too. Within the next few minutes, they ended up being defeated too. Barla smirks: "Those bastards completely underestimated us! But where is the Necrosword, anyway?" We then heard something. "Nooo! Athena's cosmo! It's gone!"
"My Lord Beerus! Noooo!" I see Abstractoa on the ground, bleeding. "What the hell?! They really got the gods?!" The pained cries of Osiris, Ra, and Obelisk are heard. Yugi screams: "Noooooooo!" One of the lava golems laughs at our plight. Nagato says: "We won't allow you to get your way, followers of Pmurt Nedib. I am Nagato Uzamaki, formerly known as Pain. I wield the legendary Rinnegan, the eyes wielded by the Sage of Six Paths, one of 2 sons of the god known as Kaguya Ōtsutsuki. I believe I can return the gods back to life." Nagato concentrates with all of his might. Konan, Sasori, Obito, Deidara, Tsunade, Sakura, Goku, and others protect Nagato instinctly. He puts all of his strength and chakra into doing it. Naruto shouts: "Damn it! Nagato is going to run out of chakra! We have to help him, somehow!" "Easier said than done. But by the name of Graceful Protector and my own chosen alias that may as well be now my chosen name, Swiftdrawer, I will help make sure we can help Nagato! But first! Get away from us, you damn creatures of fire! Continuous Great Infernal Tornado Slash: 35! Anatomical Disruption! Haaaaaaa! We will be okay for as long as we can be! We must get that Necrosword and destroy it or seal it far away once Nagato is able to revive the gods!" We all fight like hell and push ourselves to the time we completely destroy all foes within a 100 meter radius of us all. Akiza says: "Don't worry! I'll help make sure those damn remaining foes of ours can't get any closer to us than they are right now! Rage Arrow!" Orochimaru speaks: "Everyone, I have an intriguing idea I wish to share with all of you." Ino replies: "I still don't completely trust you but what is it?" "It's quite simple. What if we shared our chakra with Nagato? There are more than enough of us here to supply enough chakra to Nagato without giving our lives to do so." Sasuke speaks: "That might just work but will chakra simply flow from us into Nagato? I don't think it will be that simple."
Aporia replies: "I believe the answer lies in Granel, Skiel, Wisel, and Astro Mekanikal's ability. It's absorption." Bulma chimes in: "Oh I get it now! We have to let Nagato absorb chakra!" Jiraya nods: "Unfortunately, there isn't any time to at least teach Nagato how to harness nature energy for chakra. He is almost out of chakra. As he was a student of mine, I can see that fact on his face." As the far range fighters kept our foes off of us and picked them off expertly, Konan says: "Nagato! You must also use your Rinnegan to absorb chakra and reuse the chakra in a new way that's never been tried before!" "Will it really work? Well, we have no other choice at this point. I accept the plan. Anyone who has chakra, perform ninjitsu techniques so I can absorb them. Naruto, do not use Sage Mode for this. One of my old Pains was turned into a toad after absorbing nature energy. I do not desire to be turned into a stone toad." "You can count on us! But how much chakra can you even take in at once?!" "Relax, Naruto. I heard Nagato was able to absorb your Rasenshuriken." "Okay so there's no big problem then, pervy sage." "Naruto, now is not the time for that." "Whatever, pervy sage." I speak up: "I'm actually kinda okay at ninjitsu now so I will give this a shot myself. Wind Release: Gale Pong!" Nagato begins absorbing all the chakra based attacks sent over in his direction and tries his best to allow the absorbed chakra to flow through his body. It was a huge strain on him and time was running out. Judia yells: "We can't hold back our foes for much longer! There's just so many of them!" "In that case, since I can't use much ninjitsu, I will join you in holding them back! Haaaaaa! Wind Break Slash!" A bunch of others join in as well. We cleave through the enemy forces as best as we possibly can. As we do that, we hear Nagato shout after some time: "I have enough chakra now. Outer Path - Samsara of Heavenly Life Technique!" Nagato is able to revive the gods. This is confirmed by Ra's powerful roar. Since I had quietly began using my Ki again, I sensed something. I stop fight and run toward Nagato.
"Damn it! Nagato is dying now! This is bad! Something must be done! We overlooked the lethality of that technique! This is truly horrible! We cannot allow Nagato to die here!" "Swiftdrawer's right! Nagato! Don't you die again!" Nagato's hair turns white again and he smiles weakly: "Everyone.. I did it.. With your help, I was able to do something no mortal should be able to do.. Resurrect the dead.." Athena speaks: "I thank you for what you have done, Nagato and every person who gave him chakra. We are back thanks to all of you." Abstractoa adds: "I didn't die. You see, I'm not physically tied to any form I take. However, I am still grateful as the form I currently take took a significant amount of time to create. However, we won't allow anyone to use that Necrosword on us again nor will we allow you to die, Nagato." And just like that, something begins to happen. Konan was in tears because of what was happening to Nagato. However, the Rinnegan user's hair returned to being red. "Nagato.. You're okay now.. I couldn't bare losing you again.. Thank you, gods who fight alongside us." Athena and Abstractoa nod. Athena speaks: "Unfortunately, we don't have much more time for moments like this. We have to keep fighting and confiscate the Necrosword." We hear a lot of cries for help. Beerus groans: "What the hell is going on now? A lot of mortals are dying now! How can this be?" That's when I feel something puncture through my armor in my back. I collapse to the ground as a pool of my own blood begins forming all over again. "Damn it.." Athena begins healing me but she's having trouble.
I hear Thrashbeak cry out: "Squawk! Blaaaaaaaster! Nooooooo! Squawwwwwwwwwwwwwk!" "Someone is going around and stealthily attacking so many of us. I don't even know who stabbed me. *the healing finishes* Thank you, Athena. That was too close. I didn't suffer any serious blood loss thanks to you. But you used more cosmo than you should have needed to on me. This can't be good. This can't be good at all." Madeline runs over to us: "All of you, stop standing around and help! Our comrades are dropping like flies by the dozen! How is this possible?! None of them are dead but it won't be long before that changes!" Nagato sighs: "My Pains are spreading out in search of the perpetrator or perpetrators. My Animal Path has even summoned some creatures as well to help look. Now that my chakra has been restored thanks to you, Abstractoa, I am able to further help our cause right now today. I just hope no one is too drained from giving me chakra through performing ninjitsu." Naruto replies: "I'll help as well! Multi-Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Many parts of Ovenzilla appear and they speak through them: "I have sent more of myself to Miitopia. They will spread out to help look too." It doesn't take long to pin down who is responsible for what's happened. That's when we hear the Dark Lord Melvin's voice laugh: "So it looks like you little party of misfits have figured me out! I am holding the Necrosword as you have found out and I'm using it on anyone I can! All of you are going to die!" My counterpart from Miitopia yells: "You! How could you do this to everyone?!" "Oh yes, the leader of the widdle adventure party who somehow managed to defeat me all those years ago! Pmurt Nedib resurrected me and gave me power beyond my wildest dreams! With the Necrosword around, none of you will survive!"
I sigh: "Wouldn't it be nice to have some more help right now? So many universes we haven't touched we can recruit new comrades from. But still, you won't succeed in your plans, Melvin! We won't allow you to! We'll work together to corner and stop you!" "Aww is the widdle army going to beat me up? Well, isn't that just precious?!" For an hour, all of us fight with our might and those of us who can heal make damn sure no one dies because of the Dark Lord Melvin. Once that hour has passed, we have finally surrounded the Dark Lord Melvin. He laughs and reveals his full form: "I see you have managed to defeat a large number of the forces stationed in my castle! I'm going to enjoy playing with all of you! After all, none of you stand a chance against me! I dare you to think any of you have the slimmest hope of beating and ultimately, killing me! Just try and see what happens! I promise that it will be very fun and entertaining! When all of you lay dead, the new world my faithful servant spoke of will be born! It will be born here and it will grow to consume the old world that you claim you're trying to make a better place! Mii World will become a paradise where both monsters and Aryans rule and there's no one left to oppose them! No more wokeism! No more CRT! No more of any of that! It will be all gone soon! Time is running out for all of your delusions that you simply will not yield and see just how wrong all of you are!" "We won't let your world come into being! If it still does for some reason, I won't hesitation to destroy it in the blink of an eye. No world deserves to be ruled by someone like you or Pmurt Nedib. Usually, I don't really care who rules a planet like this but this time, it's very different."
Time stops. Athena says: "Does anyone not have enough strength to contribute to this attack?" The answer is no and we use Interdimensional Power Break on Dark Lord Melvin who screams in pain as time resumes: "This hurts! It hurts so much! You fools! How dare you! My remaining servants, Pmurt's pawns, and Pmurt himself will make sure all of you get what you deserve by killing all of you! No! I'm dying! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" And just like that, he dies and drops the Necrosword. Thor picks it up: "I'll be holding onto this so no one else can use it." My Miitopian counterpart gasps: "Did we really just defeat the Dark Lord Melvin? That was so easy.." I had a feeling the answer was no: "I seriously doubt that. Our confrontation with him didn't even count as a battle. I don't believe this is over yet. I believe there is still more to do before we can take him down for real." Bonnie replies: "Yes. I can sense his evil spirit in another part of the castle. As Royal Exorcist of Rune-Midgarts, it is my duty to handle evil spirits." My Midgard counterpart speaks up: "We can't allow Dark Lord Melvin to hurt anyone else. I don't want to lose anyone else.." Our foes suddenly explode in number with the arrival of a lot more of them. Tsunade shouts: "This battle is far from over! We have to keep fighting!" Shikamaru adds: "If I had to guess, our enemies still number in the hundreds of thousands if not higher. It's like there's a secret chamber of some kind they keep flowing out of to replace those we take down for good. This is a pain but like Lady Tsunade just said, we have to keep fighting." The RCT3 Park Inspector appears with a bunch of mechanics, janitors, security guards, entertainers, and guests: "Sorry we're late. Our universe had some problems but now, we're here too." "Arr! The more, the merrier!"
And with that, the battle reaches a new peak of intensity. At first, I watch as myself and others easily take down enemy after enemy. However, something begins to start feeling seriously wrong like the worst was still to come. Even with the reinforcements, we were still being flooded with foes to fight. A RCT3 mechanic hits foes with their toolbox and yells: "Good thing we all drank sleep replacement potions before coming here! I can do this all day and all night long!" Eventually, a large portion of the others got the same bad feeling I did. It is confirmed by an ice android gaining new menacing eyes. And then another. And then another.. You get the picture. After a minute, they all say in unison: "Death of Dark Lord Melvin confirmed. Systems 100%. Engaging: Furious Terminate Mode." Aquarius speaks: "As World Keeper Of Water, I can sense these ice androids have just become stronger and more aggressive." Luxerion nods: "Yes, they have in fact done so. This is a problem." Cluu yells: "This isn't just a problem! This is a serious crisis! Don't downplay it!" "Hey you, calm down. There's no time for feuds. Even I and Perry the Platypus understand there's no point in feuding here." Playmaker, Ghost Gal, The Knights of Hanoi, and other hackers begin typing furiously on digital screens. Ghost Gal speaks after a few seconds: "Everyone, I know you can hear me. This is information I'm giving all of you for free. The ice androids have now increased in power ten fold but it won't last long." Playmaker adds: "Ai and I have determined that the operation was conducted remotely by someone in Nimbus." Revolver further adds: "Myself and the other Knights Of Hanoi have tracked down the perpetrator and shut down their electronics. They will be apprehended shortly." Blue Maiden replies: "Then that means there's still some people in Miitopia who are discreetly loyal to Pmurt Nedib! I want to do everything I can to end that when this battle is over!"
And then, the ice androids begin attacking at once. Despite our warnings, we were not prepared for their onslaught. They completely overwhelmed us for about 20 seconds before we could wrap our heads around their total threat level and begin fighting back. It didn't take long for us to notice the fact that their defensive power has not increased in the slightest. Just their attack stats were increased ten fold. As a result, we managed to defeat them all in 30 minutes and finally step further inside the Dark Lord's Castle. None of us spoke, not even the loudest among us. We all looked around in search of danger. Garnet says: "I'm getting a really bad vibe around here." Marceline replies: "Yeah, something is really wrong in this castle. It's not just the Dark Lord Melvin.. There's something else too.." Multiple miis suddenly lose their faces which float off into the distance. Dominic sighs: "What a nap causation. It's obvious what's wrong now. This is an emergency. Sophie, Akiza, Grace, Violet, Luis, Owen, Emma, Seto, and others have just lost their faces." My Mii counterpart gulps: "Could it be?!" Darker Lord Brayden speaks up: "There's only one possibility for this. The other boss monsters are back and stronger than ever." A large number of boss monsters appear before us. Each is far more powerful than ever before. Many of them are even upgrades to the upgraded versions I made of many of the original boss monsters." I sweat heavily: "This is a nightmare. Damn it. Just feel their power levels. It's going to take a while to defeat all of them at once. I'll help fight Gold General Sophie." I charge with some of my comrades towards that boss. Gold General Sophie grins: "My gorgeous face is back! Thanks again, Dark Lord Melvin! I won't let you down! I will prove my loyalty by destroying these enemies who dare interfere with your plans!" Those of us whose faces have been stolen are immediately gathered together and protected by Pirate Blaster and others. I saw that when I looked back briefly.
Madoka says: "How could you just claim something that doesn't belong to you as yours?! To me, you're just a big bully!" "Hahaha! So that's what you think! I'll kill you first!" "Madoka! Dodge! Gold General Sophie used to attack with just a fist. Their basic attack pattern is thus obvious but there's no way things are going to be so simple this time." She does so and gives me a thumbs up. But then, Gold General Sophie does something shocking, powering up their punches with magic we recognize as being used by Pmurt Nedib in the past. Not only that but they start attacking a lot faster than they originally did, being able to hit many of us who had come to fight them and just them alone. But then, they suddenly stop moving. Toby of the Beyblade team Team Dungeon speaks. He has gray eyes, light skin, a causal outfit, and pretty long silver hair: "I won't allow you to hurt anyone else! I'm facing my past by trying the bey that was created for me as part of using me by Dr. Ziggurat! Twisted Tempo!" Gold General Sophie is unable to move due to the immense power of Twisted Tempo. It is able to rotate both left and right. It was used to generate power for a mega weapon built by that madman. One blast from it was enough to destroy an entire forest. Sonic makes fun of our foe: "Hey gold face, I bet it's fun to be unable to move! But what do I know?! I'm just a fast hedgehog!" Our foe is unable to respond for the moment. Aki says: "We shouldn't just stand around! They're breaking free! We have to attack now!" "Twisted Tempo can keep spinning for eternity. That means that I just have to increase the power of the bey. I really want to use my Spiral Lyra but this is important." Toby focuses all of his efforts in increasing the intensity of Twisted Tempo's hold on our foe.
His efforts pay off. Llenn yells: "Awesome! Now, P-Chan and I can absolutely blast our foe for sure! Let's do this!" Pitohui laughs: "Don't forget about me, Llenn! We'll show this boss monster the power of GGO right here, right now!" M nods: "That's the plan. But remember, don't get too cocky. We don't have enough intel on Gold General Sophie to determine just what exactly we're up against yet. I'll keep our defenses high with my gear." Fukaziroh smiles: "Oh don't worry! We'll be okay! We just have to give everything all our and never lose hope!" Froppy smiles too: "I'll spit some acid. That might do some damage. But otherwise, I will mostly stand at the ready in case my other abilities from my quirk are needed, ribbit." All Might speaks: "And thanks to so much science and magic, I will be able to contribute to this fight as well! Young Midoriya, are you ready?" "Yes I am, All Might!" And so, we all begin attacking Gold General Sophie after someone splashes a potion of levitation on them so we could attack our large foe from literally all sides for real. I focused on striking at their feet with my sword. For several minutes, we were able to attack without resistance. However, Gold General Sophie manages to escape Twisted Tempo's force, causing Toby to stagger a little. Twisted Tempo stops spinning. I defend him as he chooses to launch Spiral Lyra instead of relaunching that bey. As a result, he is able to join all of us in attacking with a lot of passion: "Go! Spiral Lyra! Help me, Zeo, and Masamune realize our dream: #1 Blader by growing stronger here!" Snarky smirks: "Don't forget about us! The trio of outlaws are here to help now!" Doomer exclaims: "There is so much meaning in this battle! We'll win this war!" Dieo adds: "But we have to be careful. We don't want to leave any room for us potentially losing. That would be bad."
And so, our attacks become faster and more coordinated as we all mesh well with each other's differing styles. I held Graceful Protector in my right hand and my shield in my left hand as I swung with precision, speed, and force at most optimal. My footwork was some of the most intense footwork I had done in a good while. With our diversity, we were giving Gold General Sophie a hard time at hurting any of us. They simply couldn't avoid getting hurt by our efforts. We are outplaying them by working together. "Haaaaaa! Anatomical Disruption! We won't let you win!" And so, we fought against Gold General Sophie for 2 hours. In the end, we beat them and Sophie's face finally returned to her body. I was sweating heavily and took a long drink from my water bottle. Also, all of us who had fought that boss were in bad shape. My armor was badly damaged and I was losing a lot of blood. It wasn't long until healers and others ensured everyone was brought back to full health. Once that was done, I looked around us and saw that the other bosses were dead too: "Thank goodness. We beat them. That was so incredibly difficult." We all largely decided to take a rest where we were despite how ominous the entire castle felt. It really does feel creepy. But at least we can see where we're going. After the rest, we ended up pushing ourselves to the limits to wipe out the remaining enemies in our way to fighting Dark Lord Melvin. We proceeded to take another rest before fighting him. As we did so, Future Trunks speaks: "Does anyone else feel that power level?" Vegeta crosses his arms: "I do. It's that so called Dark Lord Melvin, isn't it?" Before we knew it, more enemies showed up out of nowhere. "What a nap causation! Where did these foes even come from?!" The Dark Lord Melvin's voice is heard: "You meddlers have come far enough! Behold, my next surprise! There were still far more of Pmurt and I's forces waiting for you!"
Sena yells: "That's not fair! But no matter what, we will end this war and we will win!" "Hahahaha! I don't think so! Go, army of the Great American Empire! Kill them all!" And now, we are surrounded by so many enemies. I can't believe I forgot to mention any of this in the writings I ended up doing a month in advance before anything that will happen in them will end up happening. Oh well. It doesn't change what's to come/what I've already written is to come. "Damn it! There's so many of them! I feel like there's more of them than any other point up to now in this battle! Crap.. What the hell kind of twist is this?! It's unfortunate that I don't recall much of what the confrontation with Pmurt is going to be like but that doesn't matter! This is what we have to focus on right now!" An hour passes and it feels like we haven't made a dent in the enemies forces. However, they have definitely made a dent in us. I'm on the brink of death again. But I'm soon rescued from it again. I get healed, my blood supply is restored, and my armor, Graceful Protector, and other gear are repaired. I even tried using my BRAIN Blaster against our foes but nothing happened when I used it. Dark Lord Melvin laughs: "I should tell all of you that these ice androids and others you're facing are an endless supply being created with a cloning machine that had to be attached to my life force in order to continue making more troops! If you want this to finally stop, some of you will have to face me in battle! Send some of your forces to face me! That's the only chance you have at stopping the cloning machine! Revenge is mine! Mine! Finally!"
I step forward a bit: "I don't know who else is going but I'm going. I must do this. Even now, I still sometimes feel like I have a lot of mistakes I need to make up for. And I feel like I will have the most impact by participating in the battle against Dark Lord Melvin." It ends up being me, my core group of close friends, some other important Miitopians, and some others. Quite a large group, actually. Ryuk laughs: "Well isn't this interesting! You're providing me with more entertainment in a day than Light ever did in the same amount of time! Now tell me, Swiftdrawer. Before you and your friends fight that guy who supposedly died. Will you do the deal for the Shinigami Eyes?" "I don't see the point, Ryuk. I'm going to die today and I don't think I'll be alive again for a while. It would come in handy but I don't have much time left until I die." "Hahahaha! How interesting! Are you sure? You don't want the Shinigami Eyes?" "Yes. I am certain. Besides, if they'd tell me someone I'm fighting with is going to die to the Dark Lord Melvin, it wouldn't make much of a difference when we can just bring whoever dies back." "That's even more interesting. But wait, you just contradicted yourself! You said you were going to be dead for a while after today and yet, you mortals can bring back the dead!" "That's because I'll be a zombie." "A zombie you say? That's a new one! Alright, I'll leave you alone for a while. Just do me a favor and give me an apple." "Sure, why not? I can do that." I pull out an apple from my ender pouch and give it to Ryuk. He eats it with a lot of joy and delight. And then, Barla yells: "Attention everyone who is going to fight the Dark Lord Melvin, myself and some others are going to clear a path through our foes for you! Hell yeah! I won't be joining because I'm going to have fun supporting over here instead! You got this, everyone!" The ship Pirate Blaster and his fellow pirates still trust as their home in space, on the seas, and in the skies appears.
The pirates onboard wave. One of them yells: "Sorry we're late in returning here! It took a while to get the ship ready for battle!" Pirate Blaster laughs: "It's okay! Just be sure to use all of the cannons! I'll hop on board soon! Actually, forget that! Arr! Come on, Thrashbeak! Let's board and give these foes of ours a piece of our shanty hearts that yearn for adventure, the blue seas, friends, comrades, and other dimensions!" They both go onboard and the pirates all start singing a sea shanty. As they do that, the Wacky Clowns reappear in their newly upgraded UFO. It's been broken, lost, fixed, and upgraded so many times over the past 5 years at this point. Pickle Rick Not An Alien lets out his high pitched laugh: "Hello! We're going to help make boom booms on the bad bads happen!" Banana Pants replies: "Did ya seriously have to say that, husbando?!" "What?! It's funny! *holds up chainsaw for all to see* But if someone really hurts one of our comrades right now, I'll make them fear this day for the rest of their existence!" "Arr! We're ready to fire the cannons onboard! Are everyone else who will be helping with this ready?!" "You can count on the 4 of us!" The others confirm too. And so, so many things are unleashed at once. Plasma blasts, laser blasts, energy blasts, TNT, dynamite, cannons, rockets, corrosive substance covered spears, and more. In the aftermath, a huge opening in the enemy forces has been opened. I run alongside everyone else who has volunteered to take on the Dark Lord Melvin through it and soon, we have reached the door to the same room where he was defeated for the very first time. My mii counterpart approaches it and takes a deep breath: "So.. After all of these years, I will have to face the Dark Lord Melvin here again. The room gives me bad memories.." *dramatic boss music starts playing* My mii begins opening the door. It opens with an ominous creek. And when we look inside, we see something horrifying. The Dark Lord Melvin is easily 5 times his usual size at least and there's something magically high tech floating in his chest area.
He laughs: "At last! The widdle pathetic team of adventurers they sent to me is here! Finally! Now, it's time to begin my revenge! I will be able to get some of you back for what you have done to me! Pmurt Nedib managed to win my undying loyalty despite what was being established before that! To think that the first time I was brought back, it was all an experiment by The Plot! I won't let The Plot be the person I'm loyal to anymore! Pmurt Nedib offered me revenge in the near future and more! How could I refuse?! But first, I'll help myself to some of your faces! Wokeism will be destroyed as will transgenderism! Those things are some of the reasons why I've been defeated and humiliated twice in the past! But that will only be a distant memory once all diversity and rebellion is wiped away forever! I can only imagine just how much more power I'll gain as the new right hand of Pmurt Nedib! He made a mistake not expecting you fools to attack Karakaton today but as his right hand, I will make sure he never makes a mistake again! He may be the only true god but even he rarely makes a mistake or two!" "Melvin! Give us back our friends' faces! We will stop you! Rawrr!" "I'm so scared! What are you, a widdle dragon?! Hahaha!" "I'll show you scary!" I add: "And I will as well. If you won't listen to reason, we'll make sure terror may make you think twice about not listening to reason. If that doesn't work, true justice will be enacted swiftly onto you. You will return the faces you have taken!" "We'll see about that! Rise, my loyal servants! Accept my gifts of these faces!" Nathan, Julia, Mel, Rol, Naruto, Sakura, and others watch facelessly with us as their faces are attached to a bunch of powerful Imp monsters created by the Dark Lord Melvin. Darker Lord Brayden sighs: "It's just as I feared. Dark Lord Melvin, I hope you'll realize what I've realized and give up your evil ways like I did. If not, I will make sure you are brought down in the end."
"Oh yes, my successor in evil deeds once upon a time! I'll continue realizing the plans I share with Pmurt Nedib! I don't want to fight you when my Imps can just take care of all of you for me! I forgot about that at first! But now, I see that that is the best possible thing for me to do! Have fun! My servants aren't pushovers! If you somehow manage to survive long enough to defeat them, I'll entertain myself by killing all of you right here in this very room!" Now, the final fight begins. The one that will determine the fate of Mii World. And we weren't planning on losing. I scream: "Like hell we'll lose here! I'll fight in the name of everyone who has supported me and helped me become who I am today! My mom was pretty misguided but she was kind and brought smiles to other people. That's worth something. If it weren't for her or my dad, I know for a damn fact that I wouldn't be here today. I'm Swiftdrawer and I am a knight of the people! Imps, you will face the combination of experience, skills, emotions, and more we bring to the table here! Everyone, we don't do leadership roles in battle at all but I will still say: let's go!" Now we actually start fighting. I focus on the Imp with Naruto's face on it and fight em alongside a good number of others. They try to mock us: "Look at me! I'm Naruto Uzamaki and I'm a total loser! Believe it!" "Good impression but that won't work! Wind Break Slash! Now, Carlos! Do it!" "Hehehe! If you say so!" Carlos throws smoke bombs before setting up a lot of invisible traps around Imp Naruto. My Lord Knight counterpart gets ready for when the smoke bombs clear. Imp Naruto glares: "How dare you do this to me! Believe it!" LK Swiftdrawer yells while moving in a provocative manner with the help of their Peco Peco: "Provoke!!!" "Why you! How dare you anger me! I am Naruto Uzamaki!"
They fell for it. By running towards the Lord Knight, they got themselves tangled up in the traps set by Carlos. Aki yells: "Alright! It's time! Come to me, Black Rose Dragon!" We all attack Imp Naruto as they struggle to free themselves of the traps set by Carlos. They didn't expect another surprise coming for them. Creati smirks and uses her quirk to create a lot of grenades and begins throwing them at the imp with some of us helping out. "Stop doing this, you guys! This isn't funny! Believe it!" They have a hard time avoiding all of the grenades. Inevitably, they end up forced to take some damage from them. I yell: "We won't allow you to even touch us! I know what you can do with that pitchfork of yours. You can be deadly and really fast with that thing! However, now is the time for someone else to get you!" Pitohui appears from behind Imp Naruto with her GGO Photon Sword with a solid red light making up the blade. She grins as she easily slices our foe and deals more damage. But we're not done. Konan appears and uses her paper clones to blow up the enemy with explosive tags. A few minutes later, we manage to completely defeat Imp Naruto, releasing Naruto's face, allowing it to return to his body. That took a lot out of us as we were dead set on minimizing casualties as well as the time it took to get to fighting Dark Lord Melvin. He laughs once all of the imps have been defeated: "So you managed to defeat all of my imps?! I dare say that that was unexpected! I thought they would kill you for sure! Alright then, you widdle adventures, it's time for your adventures to end for good!"
A sudden screen appears with "Dark Lord Melvin" written on it in purple against a black background. He looks down at the screen: "How amusing! Even the universe recognizes me as a threat who will be the one to kill all of you! You see, your deaths are all but confirmed at this point. My power level is far greater than any of yours are! There's no way you'll be able to defeat me! And if you try to change me, don't bother because that will just help speed up your deaths! None of you can hope to even hurt me! After my past failures, I made sure I'm not going to fail this time! Like I said before, wokeism and everything else that's wrong with the likes of you is going to be destroyed! One day, the entire multiverse will conform and bow to one god: Pmurt Nedib!" Snarky smirks: "You're so sure of yourself. But you don't know about Doomer, Dieo, and I, right?! If you don't know your opponent, your chances of winning decrease significantly as Dieo would say!" "You can say anything you want to make yourselves feel better in preparation for what's about to happen to all of you but it won't change the fact that I'm going to win and kill all of you and help destroy everything you hold dear!" I reply: "I sincerely doubt you're going to win. Even if you beat us, someone eventually will beat you today. That's just the facts! We're ready for you! Hit us with your best shot! Fire away! We're waiting!" "You'll regret your words in mere seconds! Prepare to die! None of you will survive! I'm going to win!" To be continued..
