Hey, Pillow101 here. Writing another helltaker fanfic, if you're wondering why I'm doing this instead of my previous story, go ahead and read the chapter - As of now... (Author's Note).

For those, who aren't familiar with me, This is my second helltaker fanfic I'm starting! So, simply enjoy the story as more chapters are released (it won't be super consistent though).

Helltaker doesn't belong to me, the creator is Vanripper (go check out his FREE game on steam.)

(I couldn't use (Y/n), so his name will be Lucas! Only on this site though.)

A car drove in a small neighborhood and pulled up in a driveway. Breathing a sigh, a young man got out of the car and walked up to the front porch. He wore an undershirt with a dark blue vest that had a hoodie and a white sailor hat. He also carried a backpack on his shoulders.

He came to his father's house to stay for a bit as a certain dilemma had forced him to come here. He hadn't visited his father's house in about, what?- two years?

"Ugh, I didn't want to come here, but it's not like I have a choice…" Lucas muttered to himself as he approached the door.

"KNOCK-KNOCK"

It takes a while, but a certain grumpy demon opens the door with a scowl on her face.

This baffles you as you were never told that our old man got a girlfriend. Eventually, you notice the black horns and tail, and realize something seriously is off.

"Are you gonna stare at me all day or what?" The woman says, putting a hand on her hip.

"I'm looking for a man who's built like a giant, wears black glasses, and has a 90's like haircut." Lucas said. "Is he in this house?"

The woman cocks an eyebrow, before shouting the words "TAKER!".

In seconds, a burly man wearing black sunglasses and an apron with the words 'SATAN' on it appeared. He seemed a bit out of breath, but his eyes widened at the sight of Lucas.

"This dude says that he was looking for you?" The girl said. "You know him?"

"Hey, old man." Lucas said, nonchalantly.

The Taker didn't say anything until he noticed his sunglasses were nearly falling off.

"Lucas, w-what are you doing here?" The Taker asked, shocked. "Malina, let him in…"

"Stuff happened." Lucas said, with a shrug as he entered the house.

"You know this guy?" The girl, who was addressed as Malina, said.

"Plenty." The Taker said. "I haven't seen you in years!"

"I guess time flies by quickly." Lucas said, going towards the kitchen. "Speaking of which, what's-"

Lucas didn't get to finish his sentence as when he went to the kitchen, he saw multiple women - who were similar to the Malina girl -sitting down eating pancakes. They all stared at him as soon as they saw him.

"INTRUDER!" A dark skinned woman with white hair, who had appeared out of nowhere screamed as she pounced on you.

"WHOA!" Lucas said as he was pinned down by the surprisingly muscular woman. "OLD MAN, HELP!"

"Judgement, get off of him!" The Taker exclaimed, rushing over to Lucas. "He's with me"

"O-Oh my apologies!" The woman revealed to be, Judgement said.

"No worries, it happens to the best of us." Lucas said, getting up from the floor.

"So, mind explaining how this started?"

"I went to hell to get a harem." The Taker laughed, nervously.

"Hell exists?" Lucas asked with a sweatdrop.

"It sure does, it's very gloomy down there." The Taker said.

"So, they're all demons?" Lucas asked.

"Yep." The Taker smiled proudly at this.

"You've already met Malina and Judgement. Sunglasses is Justice, the smoker is Zdrada, the one with hearts around her head is Modeus, sheep hair and baggy eyes is Pandemonica, the angel is Azazel, and the one with dog ears is Cerberus."

It was at this moment, Lucas was having serious regrets on coming to his father's house.

"Oy, Taker!" Zdrada said. "Just who is this, son of a bitch we got here?"

"He's my son." The Taker.

As soon as he said this, eyes widened among all of them, with a few looks of excitement and others with betrayal.

"Why didn't you say anything about this?" Lucifer said, glaring at the Taker.

"I figured that the right time would come." The Taker said, sheepishly.

"I'm not his actual son, I'm adopted." Lucas chimed.

"That doesn't excuse him though." Lucifer grumbled.

"Lay off my old man all right?" Lucas said. "I'm here now and that's all that matters."

"Why did you come, Lucas?" The Taker asked. "I haven't seen you in a while and you haven't bothered to come visit me all this time."

"My house was burned due to some idiot teenagers doing some dumb challenge on tiktok, I believe?" Lucas sighed.

"It wasn't just me though, some other houses got burned down too. I heard my neighbors were suing them and I sued them as well."

"So, what happens now?" Justice asked.

"I'm gonna stay until things have settled down and my house is rebuilt." Lucas said.

"YAY! A new person to play with us!" Cerberus shouted, pouncing on Lucas.

"Tch, whatever, just don't cause trouble or piss me off." Malina said.

"Great to have you here." Zdrada smirked.

"Or that's what you thought I would have said, dickwad!"

Zdrada cackled like a witch after this and left the kitchen to go smoke a cigarette.

"I can already tell I'm not going to get along with her." Lucas said, fanning the air.

"You shouldn't worry, no one really gets along with her." Malina scowled.

"But I'm sure you'll enjoy your time being with us!" Azazel chirped.

"He sure will….." Modeus said, lustfully.

"Ha ha, very funny…." Lucas said nervously, unsure if he should be deeply concerned about how Modeus said that.

"Anyways, you got a spare room?"

"Upstairs, down at the very end of the hall." The Taker said.

"Righty-o." Lucas said, walking up the stairs.

Lucas didn't know what to expect from this haggle of demons nor from his father that he hadn't seen in years, but he suspected that things were going to get a bit bumpy from here on out.