AN: Before we begin, I'm going to apologize (not really) ahead of time for what you're about to read. Moreso since it's only the first part. That, and I had to type this on my phone because of issues I'm having so you'll have to pardon any typos I missed.

One break later, and everyone was ready to begin the next show.

Rolan: By the way, I have something to prepare for you all, so I won't be here for this one. You all should be fine on your own.

Bell: *Curious* What are you preparing?

They all wanted to know because it could be something pleasant or horrifying. There was no in-between.

Rolan: I think you all will like this. Anyway, I'll leave you all to it, but not before bringing some extras with me.

With that, he vanished along with some of the kids and the show was about to begin. Still, his absence left a worrisome feeling in their souls.

Meteria: *Nervous* D-Do you think this will be ok?

Bell: I think so. The last one was fine, right?

Hestia: He took some of the kids though.

That didn't give her much confidence.

Hera: That and if you subtract the torment Athena went through.

Artemis: Poor Athena...

They allowed another moment of silence to mourn the goddess before Welf spoke.

Welf: It's not like we have a choice. May as well suck it up.

Zeus: The young man is correct. We should just try to find what minimal enjoyment from it we can.

Alfia: *Sigh* I can sense this will be a headache as well...

With Loki...

Loki: Looks like we got another up coming up.

Finn: *Smiling nervously* Hopefully it turns out better than the last one.

He turned to Ais who was pouting towards Tiona with a demonic aura surrounding her.

Tiona: (Bloodlust!)

Everyone mentally prepared themselves as the screen lit up.

On screen...

They all saw Bell in his old cabin once more. Bell was reading a book on screen before a villager barged in.

Villager A: Bell!

Bell: *Looking up from his book* Hm?

Villager A: It's your Grandfather!

Bell: What about him?

Villager A: He's dead!

His eyes widened and he needed a second to process what he just heard.

Bell: What?

Villager A: It was during a hunt. He fell from a cliff.

Bell: So... he's gone?

The man nodded and left some time after to let the boy grieve.

In the audience...

Meteria: Why are we starting like this?!

She was furiously rubbing Bell's head as if he were the one suffering.

Artemis: Perhaps it's because this is before Bell becomes an adventurer?

Meteria: *Sulk* I think we could have skipped it.

Lili: Lili agrees. Master Bell must be devastated.

On screen...

Bell: (So, it's been around 3 weeks since I last, well... Anyway, no time like the present. Better get it over with before moving to Orario.)

In the audience...

Mikoto: *Shocked* No remorse?!

Haruhime: Master Bell!

Bell: What is wrong with me up there?!

Hera merely chuckled to herself while Zeus sulked in his seat.

Zeus: *Depressed* Why does my boy not care about me?

Aisha: What do you guys think he was implying with that last bit?

Bell: *Blushing* L-Let's skip past that.

On screen...

They all saw flashes of Bell gathering the belongings he needed before leaving his old cabin.

Alise: Time for new beginnings! He'll brighten up once he gets to Orario!

Astraea: *Doubtful* I don't know about that.

Timeskip...

Everyone looked and saw Bell at the entrance gates of Orario. He was likely a new arrival to the city in this world. They saw him talking to Hashana, who was the person that typically handled the entrance security.

Hashana: Tell me, why is it you wish to become an adventurer?

Bell: Money and bitches, old man!

The boy shoved a pouch of coins for the entrance fee into the man's arms before walking away.

Hashana looked on as the boy's figure disappeared into the distance.

Hashana: Not bad, kid.

In the audience...

Bell: *Scared* Mom... please, put the sponge and bucket down.

Silver: The boy brings up a fair point. You shouldn't punish him for the crimes another him is making.

Meteria: Then how am I supposed to vent my anger from seeing my foul-mouthed baby?!

She threw both things down to the floor while the others comforted her. Meanwhile, the less than holy ones ate up the the Bell on screen.

Kaguya: *Panting heavily*

Lyra: O-Oi! I don't like that look on your eyes!

Astraea: I'm ready this time!

The goddess was ready to bash Kaguya over the head if the need arose.

Alise: You have to wonder what made the kid act like this?

She scratched her head wondering about what made this Bell so different.

As if her request was heard, the boy began thinking to himself.

On screen...

Bell: (Finally, my plan can begin. I'll show the old man what I'm made of.)

Zeus: Show me?

The screen flashed back to Bell in his younger years. There, Zeus was wrapped in a blanket as he read a book to the little boy

Bell: Grandpa, when can I have a fated encounter, or whatever you called it?

Zeus: Never!

The boy flinched back when Zeus screamed that. The old god was trembling in terror.

Zeus: *Memories of Vietnam* You must never have one! Harems are the killers of men!

Bell: But you said women-

Zeus: I HATE WOMEN!!!

In the audience...

Zeus:

Hera: *Scared* WHO IS THAT?! WHERE IS THE REAL ZEUS?!

Those who knew the god felt their souls leave their bodies. Even Bell lost the color in his eyes hearing that impossible line from his Grandfather.

Artemis: Orion!

It took quite a few kisses to bring him back to reality but eventually, Bell would regain his senses.

Bell: Artemis? Gods, I just had the scariest dream. I dreamt Grandpa hated women.

Seeing his wife shuffle awkwardly, he shifted his view and saw Zeus screaming with his hands raised to the screen.

Zeus: *Furious* IF MY POWERS WEREN'T SEALED, I'D BRING THE WRATH OF OLYMPUS DOWN ON YOU, YOU HERETIC!!! AAAAAAAAHH!!!

With Loki...

Loki: *Pinching her cheeks* Nope, I'm awake.

Finn: *Staring at the ground* What kind of world are we seeing?

Gareth: Surely it couldn't get worse from here.

On screen...

Bell gripped his fists and looked to the sky.

Bell: (Just watch me! I'll get the biggest harem of women ever and build a happy family like no other!)

In the audience...

Hera: How can he aspire for such a goal with such a despicable method?

Zeus: I don't know, but I approve!

Silver: He's going about it the right way, though.

Bell: *Blushing* Dad!

On screen...

After taking a cleansing breath, he looked around once he was on the streets of the city.

Bell: (Still, these girls won't pick up themselves. I better get to the Guild and register as an adventurer.)

And he rushed off to find this building. Luckily, one person was able to guide him there and he was able to register as an adventurer with no problem. That is, until he was told he needed a Familia to join.

Now, they watched at Bell walked around the city searching for anyone who would take him in.

Bell: No time like the present.

His first stop was the home of the Loki Familia.

Ais: He's coming to us first?

Loki: YES!!!

Part of Ais was happy Bell was coming to them first. Perhaps they would be lucky and come together at the start?

Back on screen, Bell arrived at the front gates where everyone saw Riveria guarding. The boy approached and greeted her.

Bell: Greetings. This wouldn't be the home of the Loki Familia, would it? I was pointed here by someone when I asked about it.

Riveria rested a hand on her cheek and smiled before answering him.

Riveria: *Smiling* Why, yes it is. Please, come in.

Bell gladly accepted her invitation and the two walked inside. Meanwhile, the Loki Familia in the audience took notice of Riveria's less regal attitude.

Loki: Looks like your more of a Mama there, eh?

The elf clicked her tongue while they continued watching.

On screen...

Bell: My name's Bell. What's yours, Miss?

Riveria: Oh dear, where are my manners? My name is Riveria Ljos Alf and I'm one of the main executives of the Familia.

Bell: Wow, that's impressive!

Riveria: *Giggle* Oh, you're too kind.

In the audience...

Loki: *Drooling* Oh, I think I'm in love with that Riveria!

Alicia: Cease that at once! Lady Riveria will always be the pinnacle of pride of the elves!

Lefiya nodded fervently as the show went on.

On screen...

Bell: So, am I supposed to take some test if I want to join, Lady Riveria?

Riveria: Oh Bell, you can just call me what everyone calls me.

Bell: That is?

Riveria: *Smiling* Milf.

In the audience...

Riveria: *Angry* What?!

The other elves fell out of their chairs when they heard that.

Loki: The hell is she talking about?!

Ais: Mom, what does milf mean?

Aria: *Rubbing Ais' head* That's not important, dear.

The girl didn't need to know about that bit of information.

Lefiya: *Praying* Gods above, show mercy...

On screen...

Riveria: I have no idea what it means but it's the cutest little name.

When she said that, the two noticed a third walking to them from the main building. Out of the doors came Gareth who heard their conversation.

Gareth: Well, you are quite the milf, honey.

The two smiled at each other before the elf bent down to meet the dwarf's lips with her own. In that moment, everyone in the audience saw the two passionately making out with each other and it was... not a welcome sight.

The elves:

Nearly every elf in the room vomited at the sight of their princess passionately kissing a dwarf. Riveria herself was at a loss for words at the scene.

Riveria:

AN: No, I'm not sorry

Once broken from their stupor, Lefiya and Alicia looked at each other with tears in their eyes before gulping. They had decided it was time to take drastic measures.

As it turned out, that would be abandoning their pride and prostration towards Bell.

Bell: *Shocked* Eh?

Lefiya and Alicia: *Begging in tears* PLEASE!!! PLEASE, MARRY OUR PRINCESS!!!

Bell: *Startled* W-What are you-

They both looked up to him in tears as they screamed out their pleas.

Alicia: *Crying* Please! You have to marry Lady Riveria! I beg of you!

Lefiya: Bell Cranel, you clean human! Please, take our princess! I'll do anything as long as I never have to see that horrible nightmare again!

Bell was wide-eyed at their begging as they all but bribed him to marry Riveria. The elf was also still unresponsive while everyone else was disgusted or disturbed in some way.

Gareth: Ugh... I know we used to joke about that, but seeing it now makes me realize that'sjust creepy.

Finn: I'm willing to agree to never speak of this.

Loki: I'll drink to that.

After enough time to recover, they prepared to continue.

Lefiya: *Drained* I don't know if I can take much more of this...

Riveria: *Muttering* I will never be married to that buffoon... I'd rather suffer the consequences of marrying that boy than endure this...

On screen...

Bell sweatdropped before leaving the two to their love. He took a few more steps to the front doors of the main building before another voice called out to him.

???: Hey.

He turned and everyone saw Ais looking at him.

Bell: Can I help you?

He got no response in return. Instead, he felt her eyeing most of his body while his instincts warned him of danger.

Ais: *Smiling* My, I wasn't expecting my order to come so early, yet here's my rabbit right in front of me.

Bell: Your rabbit?

Ais: Yes. You're going to be my new pet.

Bell: Can't we talk about this?

Ais: You're right. Captain, can he join us?

The blonde prum was sun bathing outside near where they were.

In the audience, Tione couldn't help but squeal seeing his gorgeous top in the sunlight.

Finn: *Waving his hand* Eh...

It wasn't a yes, but it was an answer Ais was happy with.

Ais: There you have it.

Bell: Oh, I see! However, before we get acquainted, do you want to see something cool?

Ais: *Shrugs* I guess?

The boy took a deep breath before running and screaming to the other exit. Ais didn't anticipate it and failed to rise to action before he was gone due to being startled by the loud scream.

Ais: Aw... damn it.

In the audience...

Silver: Impressive. I didn't account for screaming to be used tactically while trying to escape.

Jupiter: [It's a new era. They'll find ways to improve old tricks.]

While he admired his son, the others had concerns of their own.

Bell: I'm safe... I don't know why, but even I could tell I'd be in trouble if I stayed there any longer.

Meteria: Good thing you left quickly.

Welf: Are we gonna touch on the Sword Princess there?

Bell: I'd rather not. I don't want to think about Miss Ais differently.

He could hear Loki was already crying about how Ais was corrupted in that universe.

Loki: *Crying* My Ais...

Lefiya: *Dead* Miss Ais...

On screen...

Things began accelerating much faster. By now, Bell had found his new goddess in Hestia, which made the Hestia in the audience very much delighted. That is, until they all saw the true colors of the Hestia in that world.

Hestia: Now then, we can begin the ceremony.

Bell: Cere-

He didn't get another word out before she started stripping.

Bell: Oh... oh, is this happening? Because I really hope it is.

Hestia: *Smirking* Why? Think you can take me?

She gave a sexy pose before the screen flashed for a moment.

About an hour later...

The screen flashed forward and they saw Hestia naked on the bed, completely out of breath while Bell looked just a tiny bit sweaty.

In the audience...

Meteria: *Horrified* MY BABY!!! HIS INNOCENCE IS GONE!!!

Alfia: *Annoyed* I don't think it was ever there to begin with.

Bell and Haruhime had already passed out once it was implied the two had sex.

Hestia: *Blushing* M-Me and Bell...

Thud*

Zeus: A perfect response. Show the woman who's boss.

Silver: 9/10. I could've finished in half the time.

Zeus: That was his first time and he's still a boy.

Silver: ...alright, good point.

With Astraea...

Astraea: Ryuu!

Ryuu: *Passed out and steaming* Bell... no forest wedding...

Alise: We're losing her!

Celty: She was serious about the forest pledge! Her boyfriend not having one did this to her!

Lyra: I got this. Lion, is that a tranquil forest lit under a full moon with the rabbit boy in it?!

She pointed in some random direction but that was unnecessary as the elf shot right up.

Ryuu: WHERE?!

Lyra: Good, you're awake.

On screen...

Bell: Man, I don't know what Grandpa was so afraid of. That was easy!

Hestia: *Quivering in pleasure* I-I-I... I went easy on you...

Bell: *Stretching* That's fine. I'm up for Round 2 later tonight.

Part of Hestia felt immense dread from that. Her body couldn't handle any more and yet, she felt also excited should it come.

After receiving his blessing, he returned to the Guild to finish his application. There, a nice half-elf woman was able to assist him by also being his Guild Advisor.

Bell: (I'm not sure what that is, but it couldn't hurt. Plus, she's nice and looks fine.)

Eina: *Drooling mentally* (Oh, the things I'd do to him at bedtime...)

In the audience...

Rehmer: Tulle!

Eina: *Blushing* I-I would never do that!

Misha: *Smirking* But you'd like to now~

Eina: MISHA!!!

Ouranos: I have no problems with my staff having relationships so long as they don't interfere with their work.

Fels: I don't get days off...

Ouranos: Fels, you're immortal and don't need food. You can go a few years working all the time.

The specter groaned while Eina's teasing continued as planned.

Rose: Just don't go crazy, Eina. We wouldn't want more quarter-elf kids running around the lobby.

Eina: *Blushing* Mm...

They all enjoyed teasing the elf as it also helped them ignore the more sexually active Eina on screen.

Speaking off, once Bell was registered, he collected his gear and asked Eina to help him with the Dungeon.

Bell: Before I start, is there anything I can learn about the Dungeon? Any tips for beginners?

Many in the audience appreciated the boy's desire to prepare rather than dive in blindly.

Eina: Mmm... there could be.

Bell: Then, could you help me?

Eina: *Smirking* What would I get for it though?

She enjoyed in pushing his buttons, but Bell wasn't having any of it.

Bell: *Annoyed* (Oh. For the love of- I can't be wasting anymore time here! The bitches call for me!)

Losing his patience, he hoisted Eina over his shoulder and carried her to one of the private rooms there.

10 minutes later...

They all saw Bell writing something in his notebook.

Bell: *Scribbling* I see. So, that's what I can expect to find in the first five floors.

Eina: Correct.

Had they only seen Bell, everyone would assume this was a normal session. However, when the screen showed Eina in only her underwear, they knew more went on in there.

Eina: *Blushing* Kyaaaaah!!!

The half-elf was mortified that everyone, nearly everyone, had seen this disgraceful side of her, even if it wasn't her.

Alfia: That slut!

Zeus: *Thumbs-up* Yes! That's another woman down!

Silver: I'm a little disappointed it took him this long to get an elf with how he prefers them.

Zald: Stop! You're angering the girls!

He shivered feeling Alfia and Hera's angry gaze on him.

Lili: Lili is scared of this place... What happens when all of us show up?

That question would drive fear into the hearts of many of them as they were already unsettled by the few familiar faces they've seen so far.

Eina: *Her face in her hands* Kill me...

On screen...

Once they were done, the screen skipped and showed Bell in the Dungeon. He'd now been there for just around a month and was making steady progress.

First, the screen showed Bell's first encounter with Syr. The two had bumped into each other accidentally and Bell was able to catch the girl in time.

In the audience, several dreaded what Freya was going to do.

Hestia: Oh no. Not Freya. Not now.

Hera: *Sharpening a knife* Tread carefully, Freya.

Elpis: Ooo, that's the spot~

The knife-girl enjoyed the much lighter sharpening as it was basically equal to head scratches.

Meanwhile, Freya was curious as to what her counterpart was going to do.

Freya: (Now I'm there. I wonder how things are going to play here?)

Bell: Crap. I'm so sorry, Miss. Are you ok.

Syr: I'm fine, thank you. Are you hurt?

Bell: Hey, I bumped into you because I wasn't paying attention, so I'd deserve it. In any case, I'm fine. If there's anything I can do to apologize, you can name it.

Syr: Hm, well, I've never seen your face so my gut tells me you're new here.

Bell: Haven't been here that long. Around a month at best.

The girl nodded while placing her hand on her chin, thinking.

Syr: Okay. Tell me, have you ever heard of the Hostess of Fertility?

Bell: Nope.

Syr: Then, as compensation, why don't you come by tonight to try it. We're actually quite famous in the city.

Bell: Huh. I don't see why not. Sure, count me in.

Syr: *Smiling* I'll see you then.

She was about to say goodbye before Bell noticed a badge by her bow on her chest. He was able to catch the pattern of a pair of lips covered by an "x" on it.

Bell: *Curious* If you don't mind me asking, what's with that badge?

Syr: Oh, this? This is to show my membership of The White Panty Society.

Bell: (That's a name, all right.) What does it do?

In the audience...

Artemis: With a name like that, I can't imagine it being anything good.

Meteria: Rrr... it better not be anything profane.

On screen...

Syr: It's a organization made up of only women.

Bell: What? Is it some kind of sex group?

Syr: Heavens no!

Bell: Sorry, that came out wrong. Uh, what do you people do exactly?

Syr: We share the belief of finding peace and satisfaction in life without the need for sexual intercourse.

In the audience...

Hera: What?!

Loki: *Shocked* Freya of all people said that?!

Freya: *Scared* OTTAR!!! TAKE THE SCARY WOMAN AWAY!!!

He could not for he was powerless. Also, he and the other Freya Familia members could only tremble in fear at this chaste version of their goddess.

On screen...

Syr smiled in satisfaction but when she opened her eyes, she saw only the look of pity on Bell's face.

Bell: *Tears of pity* Who hurt you people?

Syr: Huh? What's with that look in your eyes, like you're staring at someone pitiful?

Bell: *Sniffle* I'll see you tonight...

Syr: Wait, Bell!

???: Everything alright?

They both looked to the voice and saw Alise and Kaguya approaching them.

In the audience, everyone was baffled that they were even alive.

Astraea: *Shocked* Alise and Kaguya?

Alise: This is good news! Maybe everyone else is here too.

Ryuu: I can only hope so.

Syr: Alise?

Bell: You know them?

Syr: I do. The Astraea Familia regular the pub often. Ah, good morning, Sister Kaguya.

Kaguya: *Bowing* A good morning to you as well, Sister Syr.

Bell: Wait, are you-

Syr: *Giggle* Yes. Sister Kaguya is also a member of The White Panty Society.

Kaguya: *Smiling* Indeed. I hold firmly in my belief of a sexless life.

In the audience...

Kaguya: *Furious* I WILL SLICE THAT HERETIC TO RIBBONS AND FEED THEM TO THE DOGS!!!

Neze: *Offended* I am not your pet!

Astraea: *Trembling in fear* A-Alise? We're not dreaming, are we?

Alise: *Scared* N-N-N-No...

Ryuu: That might be just as terrifying as the Juggernaut...

They all hugged each other while Kaguya only took more offense.

Kaguya: What does that mean?!

On screen...

Bell: *Blank* I think I'm gonna go now.

With that, he walked away and tried to distract himself by working in the Dungeon.

In the Dungeon...

The boy was still wielding his standard dagger and cutting through most monsters he encountered there. After clearing the next room, he made his final plans before calling it a day.

Bell: Well, after I get some action on Floor 5, I guess I'll spend the rest of the day jerking off.

???: UUOOOOOOOOGH!!!

Bell: Sounds like someone had the same idea.

In the audience, those who knew that sound knew the boy was in trouble. Though, that Bell hadn't processed it until he was face to face with a minotaur.

Meteria: RUN AWAY, BABY!!!

Bell: Mom, I think we all know I'll escape right away.

On screen...

Bell: *Smirking* Finally, a worth opponent.

He went to attack it only for his dagger to shatter upon meeting its tough hide.

Bell: Ahaha... I see. Well then... AAAAAHHHH!!!

He ran away as quickly as he could before the beast roared and followed him.

Several in the audience facepalmed at the rabbit's antics.

Riveria: That was foolish.

Bete: The hell was that idiot thinking?!

Finn: I'm inclined to believe he wasn't.

On screen...

The saw the boy run around until he hit a dead end. His life would've been over had it not been for Ais coming in time to save him.

Bell, sensing the danger from this woman, quickly thanked her.

Bell: Um, thank you for saving my life. I should be going now.

Ais: *Grabs him* Hold it.

He internally groaned as the smell of blood all over him was bad enough. Now, this woman was threatening his well-being.

Ais: I saved your life just now, so you owe me.

Bell: *Nervous* Couldn't we just talk about this over dinner?

Ais: Only with some nightly cuddles after.

Bell, knowing he was trapped, groaned and agreed to her terms.

Bell: Fuck me...

Ais: *Licking her lips with a blank face* I plan on it.

In the audience...

Albert: *BLOOD TEARS* MY BABY GIIIIIRL!!!

Seeing Ais act like that, he felt part of him die slowly. Even Aria coughed up some blood while Ais wondered why she was acting so weird.

The screen then shifted to the bar that night.

Bell: Oh boy...

Artemis: This again? I don't want to watch Orion suffer more insults.

Meteria: *Menacing* I will destroy that wolf if he does the same thing again!

Bete's hairs stood on end as he sensed great danger approaching him.

On screen...

Bell met with Syr again and the others were already complimenting the girl.

Mia: I like that girl.

Anya: Can we trade?

Loki: That Freya is already more pleasant than ours.

As each person spoke their desires to trade Freyas and Syrs, Freya herself was face down on the ground in a pool of blood.

Back on screen, Bell had already ordered his food and met Mia who was more ot less the same as theirs, much to everyone's relief. Then, the Loki Familia arrived.

Bell: (Damn! It's them!)

Syr: Bell?

She sat with him for her break and noticed he was staring at their group as they had their orders taken.

Syr: You curious about the Loki Familia?

Bell: *Eating* Not quite.

He felt it was better to mind his own business. That is, until they all heard a familiar werewolf start talking.

Bete: Oi, Ais. You remember what happened earlier today in the Dungeon?

Ais: Hm?

She found herself uninterested in whatever the Familia was talking about. A certain rabbit had been on her mind ever since they met.

Bete: You know. The one you saved from that minotaur that escaped us.

Ais: What about him?

Bete: You have to admit, he was brave for trying to fight it even if it was stupid too.

Bell: Wait, what?

Bete: Come again?

Lena: *Horny* OF COURSE!!!

BAM*

Bete: It takes serious balls to stand against something that much stronger than you.

Ais: Yeah, it does~

Bete: I tell ya, if I ever see him, I gotta invite him over to our Familia. He'd make a great addition.

He sat back and crossed his arms as he spoke. The werewolf closed his eyes as he imagined the future of that boy with proper training.

In the audience...

Loki: *Scared* WHO THE HELL IS THAT GUY?!

Tiona: Is he sick?! Why is Bete being nice?! Where are the insults?!

Tione: He must be a fake!!

Lena: *Fire in her eyes* THAT ISN'T MY BETE LOGA!!!

On screen...

Bell felt nice hearing the compliments from someone who seemed normal for once.

Bete: He may have looked weak, but we all start like that.

Ais: Mm~ Weak...

Bete: That a problem?

Ais: Oh, no. That's actually pretty hot too. ?!

Bell suddenly felt danger in the air. Ais started sniffing the air around her which drew attention from some others.

Riveria: Ais? Something wrong, sweetie?

Ais: I smell something.

After some more searching, she eventually found Bell and the two locked eyes.

Ais: There you are~

Bell: (Crapbaskets!)

In the audience...

Bete: Run, rabbit! She'll end you!

Bell: I don't like that look in her eye!

Meteria: Get out of there!

Artemis: Save yourself!

Several people screamed for Bell to run for the hills lest he become whatever Ais had planned for him. All of them being nothing good or viable for children to view.

On screen...

Bell: Uh, s-sorry, Syr! I gotta go now!

He left money on the table and prepared to leave until another person recognized him.

Riveria: Ara? Is that you, Bell?

Bell: Sorry, Milf! I'm in a rush!

Riveria felt another stabbing sensation in her seat as she watched with everyone else in the audience. The other elves were also gagging loudly while experiencing some flashbacks from earlier in the show.

On screen, Bell left quickly with Ais in pursuit after him.

Gareth: Finn, shouldn't you have stopped her?

Finn: *Lacking interest* Nah. She'll be fine. Ais can handle most things in the Dungeon.

Gareth: That isn't what I-

Riveria: Oh, just leave it be, dear. We all know it won't make a difference.

Gareth: Good point. We all know how Ais is.

The screen shifted for a moment to show a flashback of Ais. In her room, she stood in front a full-body mirror with no clothes on and her sword in hand.

Ais: Tempest

Her body was cloaked in her green wind as she smiled with satisfaction.

Ais: *Pleased* Oh gods, I'm so fucking sexy!

After that, the screen returned to normal and Albert was nearly dead on the floor.

Aria: *Worried* Honey!!

With Bell...

The rabbit was blushing massively and had to do his best to not give in yo the temptation he saw on screen.

Bell: (That isn't Miss Ais. Think about Artemis...)

That would be a mistake as he simply swapped Ais with Artemis and made his head steam even more. At the same time, other things were happening in his body.

Bell's Dick:

The other men also would have cheered loudly had they not been blinded by Aria as Ais was stripping on screen.

On screen...

Bacl with Bell, he was currently trying to keep the problem girl away from him. To lose her, he went to the Dungeon and stayed there nearly the whole night.

As for Ais, she searched high and low but was eventually called back by Bete and Tione under Loki's order.

The screen shifted to the next morning with Bell leaving the Dungeon covered in blood, but smiling..

Bell: *Smiling in pain* I... I did it. I lost her...

Meanwhile, Hestia was waiting outside, in her underwear, wondering where Bell was.

Hestia: Bell, where are you? You promised you'd never miss out on our fun time.

While the Hestia in the audience turned bright red once more, the Hestia on screen gasped when she saw Bell limping back home.

She screamed before rushing over to support him.

Hestia: *Worried* Oh, gods! Bell, what happened?! Is your dick ok?!

Bell: I missed you too.

With a sigh of relief, she led him back inside to nurse him back to health as the screen began to shift once more.

In the audience...

Hera: Hestia! Why is that what you're worried about?!

Hestia: *Scared* How should I know?! That isn't me!

Meteria: *Menacing* We're going to have to lay some ground work about this "fun time" before we have more incidents like with my boy and Lady Artemis.

She eyed the blue-haired goddess as both still had love marks from their last session in bed.

On screen...

It then shifted to Bell during his next encounter with a minotaur. Bell was beaten up but still stood tall.

Bell: You... you're all that stands between me and a hot night with my goddess.

Lili: We do that every night!

Bell; *Ignoring her* I WON'T LET YOU GET IN THE WAY OF THAT!!!

The battle played out exactly like it did in their world with Bell's victory. Everyone in the audience was glad about that bit staying the same. Though, Bell passing outband dropping to the floor didn't help their nerves.

On screen...

Lili: Master Bell!!

Ais: *Tearing her breastplate off and exposing her boobs* He needs help!

Bete: Not that kind, you idiot!

He hoisted Bell over his shoulders.

Bete: I'll carry him up.

Ais: Tch!

After that, the screen shifted to Bell in his hospital bed with Hestia and Lili. Both looked very displeased about how things went.

Hestia: *Upset* Mister, as punisent for that little stunt, I'm going in dry.

Lili: Both of us.

Three different screams were heard before the screen shifted once more.

In the audience...

Hestia and Lili had their heads hung low and steaming while their faces were bright red.

Artemis: I want to go home...

Bell: *Muttering in his sleep* Mom, I'm scared.

Welf: Why is it still going?

On screen...

They saw Bell in Babel doing some shopping before being called out to by someone. When the boy walked over, everyone saw Welf advertising something at a shop he was running.

Welf: Magic swords! Come get your magic swords!

Welf: *Furious* That prick!! Why is he selling those things like popcorn?!

Bell: Welf, put that sword down! You'll break something!

Back on screen, Welf and Bell locked eyes before the red-head offered some samples to him.

Welf: Hey kid, interested? These babies pack a punch! Just look at how they scorch Raul from the Loki Familia!

The screen moved over to Raul who was tied up and immobile like a target for practice.

Raul: What did I do?!

On screen, Welf swung one sword and burned the poor man before Tsubaki came and poor a potion to heal him.

Welf: You think you'd want one? They could make you famous in a flash!

Bell: No thanks. I'm looking for some armor.

Welf: Armor, eh? I think I can help with that.

The man led the boy inside his shop to browse.

Bell: Well, at least you're still kind of nice.

Welf grunted as he disliked how his other self was handling their magic swords.

On screen...

Welf brought him to the back where he kept some other stuff.

Welf: Have a look around.

Bell: Woah...

They looked and saw several master pieces on the display cases. Along the walls, there were armor stands lined with shiny sets that looked very expensive.

As Bell browsed, a door slammed open and a ash-covered Hephaestus stepped out.

Welf: Everything ok?

Hephaestus: Welf, c-could you...

Welf: Ah. Sorry, Bell. I need a bit.

Bell: Oh, sure.

He waved him off while searching for a set he liked.

In the audience...

Aisha: You guys don't think...

Lili: Taking into account the other things that have happened in this world, it's highly likely.

Welf and Hephaestus blushed heavily as they too knew what was happening in that room.

Zeus: Ah yes, rrrrrrromance.

On screen...

Bell: All right! I got one!

*Ka-chink*

Welf: Mmm! Bell, you find one?

Bell: Yeah, I-

He stopped when he saw Welf come back out topless with Hephaestus in just her underwear.

Bell: Oh wow, you do that too?

Welf: *Kissing Hephaestus* Yup, sure do. You have one?

Bell: Hestia. Every night.

Welf: Damn, nice!

Hephaestus just giggled while stumbling on her shaking legs.

Hephaestus: I'm glad Hestia was able to find someone she's happy with.

Bell: Yeah well, we both feel pretty lucky.

The boy happily bought the armor which looked very similar to the set Bell uses, but with slight differences to show Welf's different skills in that world.

Once that was done, the screen began shifting once more.

AN: I will be cutting it here. First, sorry for the lack of updates. If you haven't seen, I recently moved to prepare for school and have just been very busy. Updates are probably going to slow down in the coming weeks, but here's part one of possibly three depending on how much time I get to crack down on this.

Again, if you haven't seen, I'm breaking the continuity of this story for a bit. I'll find someway to fix it later, but the uploads will be a little weird for now. Whenever I finish the RoT reaction, I'll upload it and place it before this series. You guys are just going to have to deal with this for the time being.

Anyway, I'll be surprised if any of you are still the same after reading this. Feel free to leave your thoughts in the reviews and I'll see you in part 2 of this fun little world.