Mineta didn't understand why Mei Hatsume was standing in front of the entrance to the dormitories of class 3-A in a tank top, with apparent bandages instead of a bra to support her gigantic mammary glands, completely filthy with grease and various undefinable entities of filth and surely not at all good for human health.

This had only one answer: Izuku Midoriya. It was obvious he was coming for something about his equipment; when they first met her, he was the first to drool shamelessly in lust of seeing her as she was, but that illusion crumbled when as time went on she came back dirtier and dirtier.

In the end, Minoru treated her as just another human to the despair of her classmates who always wanted to be treated like that by the world renowned pervert.

"Izuku is sleeping." He explained calmly. "He was left working overtime to accommodate his Quirks to his body. Do you need me to leave something for him to say and/or hand him something?"

Mei practically didn't even bother to answer him, looking everywhere inside the place so she could see the boy. She hadn't gone in only because Izuku always reminded her not to go in dirty into important places or places that were hard to clean, leading the girl to despair at the entrance. She reacted suddenly, recognizing what the dwarf had said.

"How long will it take for him to come, I really need him to come!"

"I can try to wake him, but I can't promise it will be a success."

"It works for me! Please, wake him up! Power Loader forbade me from coming back if I don't take care of myself!"

Mineta didn't even bother to notice her words and went after the boy, it was then that he saw Mei almost step inside the place when he stopped and took it upon himself to restrain her.

"Stop, you crazy shit! You've got mud on your boots! Don't follow me! You'll get everything dirty!"

"But Midoriya-!"

"Midoriya will come! Todoroki, for the love of all living things, stop this crazy woman from coming in! I'll go get Midoriya!"

"But I need to see him! He told me he had a prototype to check out!"

"Then he'll bring it when he gets back! Wait there!"

Scolding like a child, Mei stood still in place as she watched Todoroki make a small arc of ice to block her way. She didn't even argue about it.

"What's so important that it's such a big fuss?" Iida suddenly consulted appearing from the dining hall, followed by Uraraka and Yaoyorozu. Jirou and Hagakure turned off the television since Mineta was outraged that she had come in a mess of grease and various substances of dubious removal.

"I need Midoriya!" shouted Hatsume between jumps, peeking through the ice of the doorway, her hair flying over each jump like slime over her head.

"Todoroki-kun, please reduce the glacier, I can't hear her." Momo commented with a flat look at which the boy nodded and reduced the arc, denoting the girl wiping her sweat with the sleeve of her dirty glove, leaving on her forehead a huge blur of grease that made Tsuyu had to stroke her eyes to keep from crying from the uncomfortable feeling.

"All for a prototype? I don't understand why not ask him for later..." Sero added as Sato nodded and left the homemade bread sticks drying on the board.

"Oh, that's because Power Loader won't let me into the workshop if I don't take a bath. Izuku has to shower me."

Silence. The whole fucking dining hall suddenly went silent at that statement and gazes slowly drifted to the girl who kept wanting to look inside the dormitories desperately. The sounds of two people coming down didn't even serve to revive them.

"Mei... Here's the prototype. It blew up again... Did you get everything ready?"

Izuku went down along with Mineta in complete tranquility and headed towards the girl who was finally able to make her way down after being breaking ice with a hammer while everyone was in shock.

"Yes! Shower, ready! Clean tool set, ready! Clean clothes, ready! Come on, I need to keep working!"

"After your 6 hours of sleep, of course." The boy reminded her as he walked with her holding her hand towards God knows where.

"Yes, yes! But you're in charge of putting me to sleep!"

"Yeah, yeah... As always..."

When they finally left, Mineta just sighed in relief, drawing everyone's attention.

"Those two really are a mess... I'm still wondering how that crazy woman didn't tell him she's in love with him... I'm not even surprised. She'll probably make a baby for that..."

And leaving stinging that totally misunderstandable comment on his part, the dwarf disappeared as the entire 3-A class prepared to storm the support class dormitories to avoid a disaster.

Of course, they didn't even know that the support class, including the course teacher Power Loader, were the ones who implored Izuku to bathe the crazy Mei and the only way to do that was for her to get to work while he washed her. Nezu finally gave positive to the reform when the girl's scent ended up overshadowing his morning cheese and the poor mouse was traumatized by it.

As it happened, one of the guards at the entrance watched from the binoculars as an army approached and sighed. He nodded towards the professor, Power Loader, at his back, and he was firmly determined. As he turned around, too, he was confronted by a whole group armed with combat and capture tools.

"The time has come, my brothers and sisters! Today, the hero class has learned of this disaster and intends to stop Midoriya's mission, in order to destroy our well-being! We will not allow that to happen!"

"YEAAAAAH!"

And while the support class and the hero class were preparing for a surface war, in the showers, Izuku was shaking a rolling pin against Mei's back to get the grease off her back.

"You know you didn't have to scratch with gloves on, right?"

"If I didn't have any more excuses for you to wash me, it wouldn't take you long, besides, it's fun to make babies while you're with me!"

"I'll take that as an 'I love you', even though you weren't so direct about it."

"I love you!" She said suddenly as she splashed around in the soapy water and finished fixing the glove that was supposed to explode in the next two days for Izuku to bathe her again.

"Yeah, yeah, me too... Now, the front."

"You can come and solve it another way, handsome!"

And there, Izuku smiled knowing what reason the girl had for saying that to her.

Well, Aizawa could scold him again for having sex with Mei, but as of today, he didn't even bother to stop them anymore when, in the end, the baths he gave Mei were effective.