Last chapter... I mean, it's like a beginning of the end or something.
Izuku didn't understand what was going on, but it was disturbing and it felt like something out of some dark corner of the most bizarre universe he had ever lived in.
The aspiring next Peace Symbol was trapped and handcuffed in front of an unexpected court consisting of the principal as judge of the huge dais that would surely be his desk in an active defence system. Next to him, writing anything with a typewriter typing for no reason, was Nemuri Kayama in an erotically beautiful secretary's outfit and glasses; for some reason, a few teachers, including All Might were looking at him with extreme firmness and no affection from the section of the dais.
Snipe, who had kidnapped him from class and "arrested" him, threatened to escort him to the principal's office... He would have sincerely believed anything strange but the hero practically begged him to do so as his legs flanked. That was a bad sign.
And here he was; it really looked like he was being charged with some horrific thing, but still no one was talking.
"This court is now in session on the record for the accused, Izuku Midoriya, for treason towards the institution and ideals of heroism..."
Treason?! What the fuck did that even mean?! Izuku was now not just disturbed, but worried.
"Director! All Might! What do you mean?! I haven't done anything wrong!"
"Nonsense!" Recovery Girl suddenly uttered as she shook her cane in the distance and wiped away the tears, which she proved to be provoking by drops in her eyes that she was putting on without discretion. "You're responsible for this!"
"Responsible?! What have I done?!" Izuku demanded terrified and defensive.
"Masks!" Nezu suddenly exclaimed with a vein etched on his forehead in anger. All the adults in the room applied filters and masks to their faces and suddenly the door opened and Power Loader appeared, dragging something he set down in front of Izuku that he couldn't recognise until he saw its face.
"Hatsume?!" The boy exclaimed in surprise at seeing her so horrifyingly dirty. However, his impression was short-lived as his entire expression crumpled in disgust at the smell his nostrils received. "AAAAAAAH! MERCY! THE LEAGUE OF VILLAINS PUNISHED WITH MUCH LESS!"
"Hey, Izuku! How's it going! Seems like everyone freaked out when I said I hadn't bathed in three weeks and showed up at the workshop like this, so they dragged me here! Don't you think it's funny!" The smelly grime entity exclaimed with his usual excited grin. Izuku no doubt applied OFA and broke his handcuffs to cover his face. He tried to flee but Snipe raised his quivering revolver towards him quickly to restrain him, even if he had to throw himself on him to do so.
"This is your crime, Midoriya Izuku!" The headmaster exclaimed in utter annoyance. "Look at what you've done by not telling your personal engineer about her health condition! This is unacceptable! Therefore, a sentence will be applied to you and you will be held responsible for the personal hygiene of this freak spawn from hell itself!"
"Excuse me?!" The boy exclaimed with a hand to his chest, completely offended by the allusion to his person. "It's called common sense! She should have common sense! Mei you can't go without bathing periodically! Do you even sleep?!"
"I sleep at my desk! I can't feel my back!" She exclaimed smiling as if it was nothing.
Silence. Izuku looked at the principal and he didn't even have to take off his mask to point his finger at the door. He just sighed, surrendered.
"You've got to be kidding me..." He muttered in horror. "And how am I going to do this?"
Suddenly, a card fell to his side and as he picked it up, he noticed that it was his dorm access system, which appeared to be updated and modified. Horror washed over him as he recognised the priority of access he now had.
"You're giving me free access to the entire school's dormitories?! Are you out of your minds?!"
"Please, boy!" begged the industrial armour teacher, practically kneeling on the floor. "She's a peerless genius and her work is amazing, but I can't let this lunatic seriously walk into the workshop looking like that! I've tried everything! Fines, penalties, hours away from the workshop! Nothing helps! She just shows up there! I can't stop her!"
"You can take this as new training, Midoriya-shonen!" Coyly remarked the blond who was trying to hide in his seat so no one would see him.
Damn, even All Might was in on this...
And so, taking his new access system, and begging Mei to follow him, Izuku Midoriya plunged into his new torture/adventure.
...
Which was not at all good as expected since he left the principal's office...
Arriving at the dormitories of Mei's support class, they practically praised him like Jesus arriving on holy ground. They told him where the showers were, and that they had prepared everything for him to complete his work.
Wait, complete his work? Him?
Turns out he had been tricked and was now locked inside the female showers. Flushed and utterly terrified, Izuku witnessed him being led into a trap as he watched Mei pull a piece of work equipment out of nowhere and set it up in a space far away from the water... That explained attending the workshop even if she was penalised.
He sighed and steeled himself to make a decision.
"Mei, take your clothes off!"
"Okay!"
Yeah, that was definitely not a good plan... But he also didn't have time to complain about not having another to spare.
...
The support class was terrified. Izuku and Mei practically disappeared into the showers and hadn't made a single sound. As most of this division were men, it was hard to adjust to Mei's flamboyant personality and how dense she was. Now, everyone feared that the boy had been consumed by her filth.
The door was knocked lightly and everyone prepared to attack Izuku to threaten him to go back inside, terrified. Or even prepare a drill in case they had to arrest Mei for trying to escape or kill the boy from the smell she had. Then the door opened and they saw Izuku in his school attire completely wet and with a look of disgust on his face.
"Get what's on the list... Those are pieces of work. And that's for Mei's cleaning. Now!"
The green-haired one went back inside and none of them hesitated to abide by the orders. In less than 5 minutes, they had everything ready. Some things were very odd, such as a roller, pressure hose and even cleaning products not at all hygienic in constancy of human health, but they didn't argue.
"We have everything!"
He opened the door and took everything quickly. He sighed and went back inside.
It was then that the silence and unease returned as they waited for him to be seen again.
...
Izuku should be embarrassed and babbling a thousand fowls or various nonsense for having Mei naked in front of him and trying not to look at her body too much or even look at anything in particular. A woman's body in his hands...
Except that Mei was the least like a woman and it wasn't hard for Izuku to think that that mound of filth was much less a human being. Look, man. The black tank top - now white from the salt of her sweat - that he pulled off her shredded in his hands and its smell was atrocious! That wasn't normal at all!
In the end, her magnificent breasts could not be enjoyed as he was in less than two seconds preparing the soap and threatening her to apply it to her body with the pressure hose.
It was no use. She didn't even pay attention to him and he didn't even have the courage to fire a jet from the hose.
The back was simple. I mean, he ventured far enough to do such a thing as lather her up and clean her. He couldn't help but seriously think it wasn't a good idea when he saw her buttocks and noticed that he was treating her back longer than he should have.
Mei's back muscles tingled with his touch and felt tighter and chunkier with the dirt running off with the soap.
Okay, that wasn't a good idea. He never thought he'd be turned on by something like that... Just what was missing, a fetish unblocked...
"Don't forget about my breasts and my thighs... Do I have to repay you with some baby?"
"Mei, please shut your mouth before I pass out..." He pleaded with closed eyes and a huge blush as he went over the bridge of his nose with his hand, frustrated now that he knew he had a sexual fetish for this.
And so, a long day for Izuku Midoriya would mark a before and after in his life.
...
"Midoriya, you look terrible. Aizawa-sensei said to remember to catch up. It seems he knew what would happen to you today..."
Shoto always sincere. Izuku came back completely soaked, embarrassed, excited and annoyed. Never in his entire life would he have ventured to admit that this was something he would experience firsthand, he believed it more from Bakugou, who was more... "Expressive." I mean, he might be a shitty person and all, but it was foolish not to acknowledge that any woman who wasn't in her right mind would seek to have something with him if she didn't know his personality.
"Shoto, I like you and all, but now, shut the fuck up and get lost..."
The boy didn't even hesitate to disappear when he noticed his friend exhausted and upset, without having been able to ask him why.
Mineta looked at him with concern at his sudden attitude and, despite his fear of asking, he plucked up the courage and did so. He didn't want Izuku Seinen in U.A. again.
"Need some help, man? Surely a shower will be good for you!" The boy offered, concerned as he watched his friend embarrass himself further and frowned angrily. "Maybe some tea?! Momo left the ingredients on hand!"
Izuku sighed and resigned himself, exhausted. Mineta was undoubtedly dense, but ever since he had seen him so... Destroyed back then when All For One proved to be the monster he was, he had become very close to Izuku (like everyone else since they stopped his violent crusade). His behaviour and character hadn't changed a bit, but he fully acknowledged that he was a reliable friend when needed... Or a pair of tits wouldn't distract him.
"I'll take the tea..."
"Water's brewing! I thought I'd have some before bed!"
The dwarf disappeared into the dining room and the green-haired one sighed as he saw the time. 3 o'clock in the fucking morning. He'd never go through this again like this...
And so, Izuku devised the operation: "Pink Squid Purification."
...
"Everyone was dazzled by the sight of me! You're awesome, Midoriya!"
Now dirty again, at least to a lesser degree, Mei thanked Izuku in her work attire as she set about checking the school's defense systems.
She had been awarded honours for her enormous diligence and contributions to the U.A. and had her own resources and systems to work with. Since she knew about the OFA, she took it upon herself to be Izuku's personal supplier for the implementation of equipment and improvements, under the supervision of the director himself and even All Might, of course.
She was a thriving structure for the world of heroes... Full of filth and rubbish. Sacrifices had to be made, people! Jesus didn't become who he was without a little blood! Where do you think he got the water to make wine?!
"Izuku..." He corrected as he pressed the bridge to his nose trying to forget everything he saw of the girl yesterday so he wouldn't get excited or something worse would happen. His hands with the sponges running underneath the girl's breasts... He slammed himself against the door to try not to relive that image. Mei didn't even seem to notice his attitude, or didn't bother to. "With everything I saw last night, I don't think you need to call me anything else anymore... I came to drop this off for you. It's a treatment plan for your baths. It's got everything for us to prepare a thorough cleansing of your body... I'll be amazing and all, but you can't get the grease out of your hair in one night."
"Oh, thank you so much for all this, I really appreciate you having to take care of me, Izuku...! Power Loader says I have to watch out for my health, but that won't help me keep making babies."
"Yeah, well there's a downside and it concerns your reputation...! You have to make my equipment last nothing at school practices..."
That seemed to be a dagger in the girl's morale, as she quickly turned and threatened the boy with a screwdriver, who didn't even react, perhaps because of excessive tiredness or because he didn't even care anymore.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! IF I DO THAT, MY REPUTATION WILL BE RUINED! MAKING DEFECTIVE OBJECTS..."
"Prototypes." Izuku corrected without a care in the world. He seemed totally disinterested in everything by now and viewed the girl's breasts with obvious pity and gall at the sight of them jiggling from her anger.
"... TO THE FUTURE NUMBER ONE WILL MAKE ME DECLINE AS AN ENGINEER!"
"Are you studying for a degree?" He enquired at the last mention, interested and curious.
"Since they wouldn't let me into the workshop, I decided to matriculate to have a personal space outside of school so I would never be detained." She explained calmly, as if nothing had happened.
"Mei, you will die... You know what? It doesn't matter. Listen, I just need you to give me defective prototypes. Anything - without putting my life in too much danger - and, as your bath time is required, we'll have the perfect excuse to meet... Do you understand?"
"Okay!" she agreed unexpectedly calmly. "By the way, I don't mind you looking at my breasts, but you should be more discreet... Seriously... It will ruin your reputation."
"I'll try my best... And I'm sorry." He muttered totally embarrassed and red.
This would be difficult...
[ Maybe I'll stretch it out, but I like the way it came out. And yes, the beginning is an obvious parody of betrayal fanfics. ]
