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A/N: The new story's up "A Fox In Middleton" A Naruto/Kim Possible story. Feel free to check it out. Remember to vote in the new story poll if you haven't!
Beta: Chaos-PSD and AUBIS the god king.
Chapter LXXI: The Ninja-Verse VII.
Last Time.
One Atlesian Knight shoots a Creep in the head, three bring down an Ursa, two are attacked by a Boarbatusk with its roll charge and one punches an Ursa across the street where it lands at Cinder Fall's feet.
Subsequently, Cinder, Mercury, and Emerald join the battle, followed closely by Zwei, who emerges in an Atlesian Paladin amongst a group of Atlesian Knights battling the Grimm from the underground tunnels and proceeds to headbutt a nearby Beowolf. Another bullhead flew down with Professor Port and Team CFVY. The new arrivals continue to clear out the masses of Grimm without much difficulty.
Coco sauntered up to a tall Grimm and pulled her glasses down. "You just destroyed my favorite clothing store." She said before fixing her glasses and spitting to the side. "Prepare to die."
She blocked a swipe with her bag and then kicked the creature in the crotch before leaning down, hand on her knee. She then slammed the bag on its head, cracking the pavement and killing the Grimm. Looking up, she saw a group run towards her before grabbing the bag and start hitting them away before jumping back where Velvet was holding her camera box.
"No, you've built that up the whole semester, don't waste it here."
Coco then stepped forward, held her bag in front of her, and had it open up into a gold and black gatling gun that decimated the rest of the Grimm, cutting the King Taijitu in half as well as a large Nevermore. Up ahead, Port and Oobleck clear a street of Boarbatusk, as well as several Creeps and Beowolves, before Glynda walks over, and throws her crop around sending Grimm flying before she uses her telekinesis to seal off the breach.
Naruto dropped down with a Rasengan (Spiraling Sphere) and hit one in the head, causing it to explode and turn to dust. He stood up and saw the stragglers being killed before seeing a portal open up. "Guess I'll see you all later!" He jumped in before the portal disappeared.
Now.
Minnesota Earth 616
Jen Walters chewing on a toothpick parked a small RV outside a house, she's wearing a black shirt with blue jeans and sneakers.
She reached into the passenger seat to pick up a folder beside a bulletproof vest. Opening it up, she saw a fair-skinned man with brown hair and saw he skipped bail after his mother pout up the money when he was caught resuscitating a guard at a museum he was robbing. She stepped out and put the vest on and showed she had a pistol and handcuffs on her belt.
She then walked around to the door to the back and knocked. "I'm going in."
"Why?" Another female voice spoke up from the living area of the vehicle.
"Because I'm bored sitting here waiting for him to come out."
"We don't know for sure he's in there, J." The woman said as Jen checked her nails and leaned against the vehicle.
"I do, I can sense it."
"If he is in there, he's got the advantage."
"I'll take the risk."
"Twenty bucks says you can't do it without going green."
Jen smiled as she flicked the toothpick away. "You're on." She then walked to the house. "Easy money… The best kind."
Walking to the house, Jennifer discovers that the door is unlocked and sneaks in. She catches Davis as he is eating breakfast and gets the drop on him. With no other choice, Rocky surrenders and allows himself to be handcuffed. However, as Jennifer begins taking Davis out, she is ambushed from behind by Carl Creel, the Absorbing Man. He quickly snaps Jennifer's neck and drops the body.
"Holy crap! Carl… Oh my God! Wha-What did you do?!"
"What I had to," Carl replied before walking outside.
Crack!
And had Shinobi drop on top of him. Naruto groaned as he stood and saw Carl knocked out as he didn't have the time to absorb anything.
"Who are you?"
Naruto turned to see She-Hulk walking out of the RV with a tight purple and white shirt that just barely covered the underside of her breasts and barred her hard midriff with tight purple pants showing her V line with zippers on the legs and matching boots.
"Jen? I guess I'm not home if you don't know me." Naruto replied before stomping on Carl's head as he stirred. "Still hot in any dimension though."
"Do I know you?" She asked, crossing her arms under her large bust.
"I'm your boyfriend from another dimension."
"(Scoff!) Like I haven't heard that before."
"You got a birthmark on your right butt cheek."
She blushed at that as the other Jen walked out head resting on her left shoulder she propped up as she pushed Rocky to the RV. Once getting inside, she twisted her head and fixed her neck with a crack.
Later that night, Jen drove the RV as She-Hulk sat in the passenger seat with Naruto standing between them sans mask. "Riding up front with me? What do I owe the honor?"
"What was with your neck J?" She-Hulk asked the woman.
"My anatomy's different from yours… You owe me twenty bucks."
"Why?"
"You said I could handle the whole thing without turning green. I did?" J replied, glancing over.
"Maybe, but you needed your 'Anatomy' to survive so that counts."
Naruto blinked as Jen changed into a female Skrull with short green hair and multiple piercings in each ear with a curvaceous figure.
"That most certainly does not count! I didn't turn back into my normal color! That was the bet!"
"So is this a road trip?" Naruto asked, gaining the two's attention.
"No, bounty hunting," Jazinda replied as Naruto looked at She-Hulk.
"So you're not a lawyer here either?"
"Barred for breaking confidentiality. Wait, the me you're with isn't?" She-Hulk asked him.
"Just started law school as I'm paying. Before you were working in Hollywood."
"Famous actress?"
"… Not really." Naruto looked away before She-Hulk got up to press her chest on his face. "You were a stunt woman for a green screen."
She patted his face at that, before walking past and took off her shirt. Naruto groaned as he stared at her bare back before turning away and hearing Jazinda. "Aren't you dating her?"
"Yeah, in my dimension…. Feels like cheating if I look."
"They're the same… We do have a Naruto here, just don't go by your hero name or outfit… He's just started dating several women too." She said as he sat in the seat beside her. "Am I in it?"
"… Yeah." Naruto lied remembering how downtrodden Doreen and Kamala were in the one dimension he was in.
Brooklyn, New York.
Naruto wearing a ball cap and sunglasses stood with Jen who had a pink one on with sunglasses as well. She had her hair in a ponytail wearing a gray windbreaker and jeans.
They're both in the police department at one's desk. "Well, well… The woman warrior has returned. How's it going, Jenny?"
"It's Jen. Or Jennifer, Ms. Walters, She-Hulk, even 'Shulkie'."
"Sure thing Jenny."
Naruto narrowed his eyes before they got the receipt and walked out. Just as several stink bombs went off as the doors locked. She-Hulk looked at Naruto who had his hands in his pockets. "You may not be my Jen, but no one messes with my girl."
"Aw, you do love me." She bumped him with her hip.
"Yes, I do… Her… You know what I mean." He said as they all took Rocky to the back.
"How serious are we?" She asked as he glanced up.
"I love you-her. Is that serious enough?"
"Moved in together?"
"You stay when you're not in school or helping Bruce's team."
"Team?" She asked as Jazinda and Jen gave Rocky to the officer.
"Yeah, Bruce leads a team of you, Rick who became a Hulk. Skaar, and Red Hulk."
"Oh God no." She groaned as Naruto looked up.
"Yep."
Later.
Later that day, after taking the RV to a mobile home park Naruto and Jen went to a bar after she got paid at the Freeman Bonding Inc.
He took a drink and glanced over to see she was wearing a leather vest that struggled to stay on as the straps didn't close it to reveal extreme cleavage also not wearing a bra, as well as the sides of her breasts, and low-riding jeans.
He took a calming breath as she smiled. "Maybe I dressed up for you."
"Yeah, a big flirt like my Jen." He blinked as she leaned and felt her breath in his ear.
"Maybe I can be your Jen too~?"
"This must be what people who date a twin feels like."
Naruto glanced to see a man with fair skin, slicked-back brown hair, and a soul patch at the door. He's wearing a black T-shirt showing a tattoo on his left bicep and jeans.
Jen looked to see him as well before the man picked a remote and hit a button
BOOM!
The bar exploded before Naruto got up from his spot on Jen on the floor. He groaned before creating clones that started getting people out of the building and the nearby ones.
Later that night, Naruto stood in the RV as Jen in her human form and a pink T-shirt that went down to mid-thigh was giving a description to Jazinda who brought a hologram up of the man.
"That's him."
A Few Days Later.
Naruto, She-Hulk now wearing her top with jogging pants with her pink thong bangs rising, and Jazinda are on their way to Ohio.
Along the way, Jazinda asks She-Hulk if she is happy with her life, noting that she seemed happier to be a lawyer. However, Jennifer replies she is satisfied with a job that actually pays the bills. Suddenly, something lands on the roof of the RV and when Jennifer looks outside to see what it is, she is surprised to see that it is an alien craft of some kind.
She climbs up onto the roof and asks whoever is onboard to emerge from the craft and explain themselves. When the alien inside refuses to come out, Jennifer punches the craft off of their RV. However, the craft comes back and slams into She-Hulk, sending her flying off the top of the vehicle.
Jazinda pulls over to see if Jennifer is okay, but the bump hardly did any damage. Furious at being attacked, She-Hulk rips the hatch off the craft. She is shocked to find a green-skinned alien man inside. Naruto walks up as the man explains he's being hunted for murder before grabbing him by the throat.
"But.. You're not innocent, are you?"
"I didn't say I was." The alien tried to pick up a gun, only for Naruto to grab his hand and raise it as Jen punched him in the face.
"How'd you guess that?"
"9/10 every alien that lands is hiding something… Plus Kurama told me he could feel he was lying."
"Oh, that was hot."
Naruto blinked as She-Hulk wrapped her arms around him with her bust pressing against the back of his head.
"Yeah… I-"
Naruto stopped as he was yanked back to the RV.
The next morning, Naruto woke up on the couch and saw She-Hulk and Jazinda both in their bra and panties eating at the table. "Mornin'"
"Morning." She-Hulk smiled at him as Naruto got up before a portal formed in the back.
"Well, I'll see you later, talk to the me from here f you want anything-" Naruto stopped as She-Hulk kissed him.
She pulled back before he sighed. "Ah, what the hell."
Smack!
He smacked her on the ass before Jazinda kissed him as well. 'So not telling the others this… Shouldn't have lied to spare her feelings.' He thought as she pulled back as well.
"What about me~?" She asked, turning to present her ass, having him sigh.
Smack!
And smacked her ass too before jumping in.
Earth 3010.
In the kitchen, a woman dressed as Deadpool and wearing a pink robe was making a large sandwich. She also has long blond hair coming out the back of the mask in a ponytail. She has a voluptuous form with wide hips and a large bust.
'To be fair like 99.99% of the readers will picture me like this anyway.' the woman thought as she hummed.
She picked up a knife in her right hand as her left went to hold the burger bunned sandwich with her left revealing her left glove was fingerless and that she has fair skin with pink nails. She went to slice the burger, only to cut her finger off. "Damn it! I just did these!" She sighed as the digit started to slowly grow back.
She walked back only to have a portal appear in front of her before Naruto crashed into her and pushed her down, his head in her bust. "Who the fu-!" She stopped as she pulled his mask off and blinked. "Whoa, momma!"
Naruto leaned up and looked down. "Who are you?"
"A remorseless near-invincible killing machine." Naruto blinked at that as she moved to get on her hands and knees to start walking towards him. "But I'll be anyone you want to be."
Naruto looked as she raised her left hand to see her finger growing back and noticed her outfight. "You're a Deadpool?!"
"Yep!" Deadpool closed her eyes. "Wanda Wilson! AKA Deadpool AKA the woman of your dreams… Or part of it anyways."
"So… You know me?" Naruto asked as she nodded.
"Yeah, of course, I've read all the chapters of the story… You, readers, can thank Wolf and his betas for bringing me back."
"Yeah, you're Deadpool all right." Naruto sighed before she took off the robe showing her belt hung loosely off her hips and had pouches strapped on her left leg.
"And you're staring with the readers imagining my sexy self."
"(Sigh) OK, do you need help with anything? I gotta wait for a portal to leave-!" He stopped as she jumped up and wrapped her arms and legs around him.
"There's something~"
"Except that." He deadpanned as he felt her breasts on his chest.
"Wade was right, there is a super sexy female version of him."
"I'm not telling him that." Naruto thought to Kurama
Deadpool got off of Naruto before telling she was hired to help take by D.C.
"Someone invaded?" Naruto asked as she nodded before pulling her shirt up to show off her six-pack.
"More like two factions who have different views on how the government runs and I've been hired by one."
"And yeah, you're a Merc here as well… Put your shirt back down!"
Later, Naruto watched Deadpool fight the other side before seeing Captain America with a robotic right arm fight her. "Gonna help her?" Kurama asked Naruto who sighed
"Doesn't feel right. I mean for the other universes I really had to fight off criminals… Don't feel right doing this." Naruto replied before dashing as he saw the alternate Cap about to hit Deadpool who dropped to her knees.
"I knew you loved me!" She yelled before a portal formed under them having both fallen in.
Earth-103173.
Naruto and Deadpool dropped into an alleyway before getting up. "Wait… That's the name of the lab that turned me into what I am!" Deadpool said pointing to a door that had a sign on it.
They heard rustling before turning to a dumpster and saw a mangy-looking dog that had the skin off half his tail come out of a trash bag.
Naruto walked over, picked the dog up, and saw a name on his collar.
Wilson.
"What? This is the dog version of me?"
Naruto looked back at the female Merc before she went into the building. Naruto turned to see the look in Wilson's eyes before seeing some of his wounds healing before rubbing the dog's head. "Wanna come with me?"
"(Woof!)" What was left of his tail started to wag as his eyes lit up.
"Yeah, couldn't just leave you after what they did to you… Bet you weren't even sick like Deadpool was."
"(Woof!)"
"I'll take that as a no you weren't."
BOOM!
Deadpool skipped up to him from the now-destroyed building. "That's the only time I wanted to kill someone," Naruto said as he held Wilson. "Hell is too nice for those people." He finished as a portal formed before the three jumped in.
Earth-12041.
The three landed by Naruto's house before Deadpool stretched. "I'm sure Strange can send you back."
Deadpool waved Naruto off at that. "I need a break from my world. This isn't the first time a person went to another world and it won't be the last. Besides you can see more of me~"
Naruto sighed as he dropped Wilson down who ran to his porch. He walked up and opened it as she went in as well as Wilson got on the couch to curl up. "I'm surprised you brought him."
"I wasn't going to leave him there," Naruto said over his shoulder as he went to his phone and called S.H.I.E.L.D.
Coulson told him Spider-Man was able to get back as well. He and his counterparts who came over beat up and cured Norman before beating Electro. And finished that Norman seems to have amnesia and can't remember the last several years.
"Mind if I crash here tonight?"
Naruto sighed at that before speaking. "No…"
"Good, I'll be out of your hair tomorrow… Hopefully, me and Cujo won't need to do the Corps storyline for a while but I guess we'll see how the reviews for this Chapter goes."
"Sometimes I hate my life." Naruto sighed out as she took her belt, pouch, and katanas off and walked upstairs.
"I'll leave the bathroom door unlocked if you wanna join for some rough lovin'."
To Be Continued.
A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.
Beta: Chaos-PSD and ANUBIS the god king.
Wasn't planning on Dogpool coming over, but Damn his origin was f'n sad that he deserves a win.
The new story's up "A Fox In Middleton" A Naruto/Kim Possible story. Feel free to check it out. Remember to vote in the new story poll if you haven't!
Next to be updated will be Maelstrom Jedi.
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Lone Wolf Out.🐺
