Last time on Total Drama Randomness," Chris began the recap, as the screen flashed to two worlds. "The goats and dingos went on an adventure to two different worlds where they met me, at least I still look good, however they also met some the other show's contestants, while some had open arms, some, and by some I mean Murderface, had closed fists that welcomed our patriot Peacemaker to a world of pain, luckily Samus was able to save her teammate in time, well the goats escaped a crumbling temple unharmed, the dingos have to endure the wrath of Sephiroth who doesn't seem very happy after the last challenge, however our favorite circus clown Sideshow Bob was still able to put himself into the good graces of the half angel by kissing up to him, speaking of kissing, seems Meggy and Mario's plan to play Cupid worked as Wii Fit and Mac ended up in smooth city, thanks to the plumber's "clumsiness" smooth move Mario, you gonna do that for Luigi and Daisy next?. Getting back on track, both teams made it and not a man down, however the goats had a very VERY crumpled up statue of yours truly and let's just say I didn't take it lightly, after all of them called out the robot Bender as the culprit, I gave the robot a fitting punishment for DESTROYING THE WORLD'S GREATEST STATUE-Ahem-sorry, for destroying a statue that I hold close to me, and there seems to be some trouble brewing between Sephiorth and Catalina, what could this mean?. Find out right now. On. Total. Drama. Randomness!."

As always time for some reviews.

MemeKingthethird: Glad you enjoyed the crossover, it was fun and I'm glad you are still reading this, hope I did your cast alright.

1602jaw: I'm glad your enjoyed the crossover, granted, as much as I wanted to add everyone from your massive cast into it, I knew I wouldn't be able to keep track and mess up some characters dialogue, so unfortunately not everyone could be featured, still glad you enjoyed it and keep up the good work, love Trainwreck and all the wackiness to it.

NonderscriptNorbet: Norbert, your review means a lot to me, the crossover is finally done and it took a while but my personal life also derailed it for a bit, luckily it's done now and I can continue with Randomness, and yes the cast is crazy and insane (I mean just look at some of the people on the show) but there are a few good characters in here that balance out the craziness *Cough* Mario, Meggy, Mac, etc. but it is very fun to write and I'm glad you enjoy it.

Fun fact: This is the longest episode I have written for the fanfic so far, so it should be good, right?.


Deadpool was sneaking around the mess hall, he seemed very quiet for someone who was always so talkative, he did a cartwheel over to the bathrooms then he repeatedly knocked on the door.

"Hello?...anyone in there?-" Deadpool knocked before someone covered his mouth and pulled him behind the bathrooms, Deadpool started screaming but his screams were muffled from both his mask and the hand over his mouth.

"KIDNAPPER!. KIDNAPPER!." He shouted.

"Will you shut the hell up you walking tumor!." Trevor shouted and let go of the masked vigilante, who stopped screaming, he saw Toko, Catalina and Kaos were along the walls of the bathrooms. "Oh."

"We need to talk, about Sephiorth." Catalina spat on the ground. "That man has made himself enemy number one on our list."

"Along with his palm tree haired Shakespeare quoting friend." Toko added, twirling her hair.

"We think he's also got some sort of group." Trevor kicked a rock by his boot and snarled. "Some sort of alliance of his own...you wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?."

"Me!?. Of course not!." Deadpool put his hands up. "Wha-How could you guys even accuse me of something?."

"Why are you shaking?." Kaos looked at him, confused, this made wade start to sweat.

"Shaking," Deadpool looked at his hands and saw them jittering up and down. "Oh it's just then, uh, tumors...I'm sure it'll stop soon."

"Welp, gotta go." Deadpool ran like the road runner, leaving behind a trail of dust from how fast he ran.

"That guy is so weird he makes that guy who wears a toilet seat look normal." Trevor looked at the other four who nodded in agreement.


Four people were now walking through the forest, enjoying the views of Mother Nature, two of them were smiling at each other.

"Thanks for inviting us on a walk guys." Mac looked behind him.

"No problem." Meggy smiled back at the boxer.

"Is there a reason you brought us out here?." Wii Fit asked.

"Yeah, I-a-just wanted to apologize for accidentally making you two kiss, I felt bad about it and I hope you two can forgive my clumsiness." Mario walked behind Meggy.

Both the trainer and the boxer looked at each other and blushed slightly before looking.

"Um, no need, it's cool." Max laughed.

"Yeah...accidents happen Mario." Wii Fit looked away, blushing. "So, how are things with Peach?."

"Oh well Peach and I are doing well, granted I haven't heard from her since-a-leaving for the show but I'm-a-sure she's doing alright for herself." Mario blushed a little, he smiled hearing the princess's name brought up.

"What about you two? I'm sure you guys have someone special watching at home, right?." Meggy asked.

"Well, apart from the doc, I've never been close with anyone."

"And I've never had a lover, despite all the females in smash are trying to hook me up with some of the guys."

"I remember that..." Mario chuckled a bit. "Maybe you'll both find someone soon, who knows, maybe Chris will have a challenge where we-a-have fake marriages."


Wii Fit Trainer(confessional)

"There was a point when I was new in Smash Brothers and all the females were trying to match me up with guys like Ike, Pit, even Captain Falcon...I turned them all down because secretly, I've had feelings for Mac...the way he laughs, his hair, his good looks, just everything about him is perfect...but I don't know if I should confess my feelings to him, he probably has it out for Samus anyway." She looked down, a little upset.


Little Mac(confessional)

"I know that the girls have been trying to pair Wii Fit up with some of the guys and it's actually kinda funny, I still remember the time they tried with Falcon." He chuckled a bit. "But I'm honestly kind of upset they never thought about me...maybe she just doesn't like me, granted that kiss we had, amazing, I'm actually very grateful for Mario's clumsiness, but I don't think Wii Fit has it out for me, even though I hope I can be wrong."


Meggy(confessional)

"Get Wii Fit and Mac to kiss was just the start, now we just have to push them in the right direction and hopefully they'll end up together and things will be good."


Mario(confessional)

"I knew Mac had it for Wii Fit, he told one night he was drunk that she was "The world's strongest most beautiful lifter" and while I may not agree with the most beautiful part, that goes to Peach, but I do agree with the strongest...she once lifted the entire dumbbell rack just so she could show off, my point is, this-a-plan is coming together well, seems Meggy and I make a good team, both in her own universe and this one."


Meanwhile, in the damp and dark cave on the edge of the Island, Sephiorth was drawing something in Arthur's journal, he tore out the piece of paper and put it on the wall, examining more paper that was hung right next to that one.

"It's nearly perfect." He grinned.

"What is that?." Rick asked taking a swig from his flask.

"This is my master plan." He smirked, admiring the work on the walls of the cave.

"Looks really shitty to me." The scientist folded his arms.

"I like it, really showcases your genius mind." Bob applauded the half angel who smirked.

"Thank you Bob, finally someone who recognizes true beauty and intelligence when they see it."

"Sephy!." Deadpool came running in, tripping on a rock. "Sephy!. We got a problem!. A big problem!."

"Did your rubber duck fall in the toilet again?." Bayonetta rolled her eyes.

"No!. It's something much worse than that!." He ran up to Sephiorth. "It's serious Sephy!-"

"Explain it then, and stop calling me Sephy!." Sephiorth glared at Deadpool who took a few seconds to breathe.

"Catalina, Trevor, Toko and Kaos have made you their number one enemy...they didn't like what you did to them on Boney Island.."

"So what?." Rick shrugged. "Big deal."

"It is a big deal, they are coming for you Sephy, they asked if I knew anything-"

Before he could get the next word out, the half angel gripped him by the throat and pinned him to the walls of the cave.

"How did you know about Boney Island?." He asked, looking at Deadpool with a death glare.

"...Uh...well...I just...you know..." Deadpool began sweating again, trying to think of an excuse. "I heard them talking outside the bathrooms, they were talking about getting you eliminated the next time we lose, I'm being completely honest!." He put his hands up.

"Sounds like it's going to be a war then." Bayonetta folded her arms and adjusted her glasses

"If it's a war they want, then it's a war they are going to get..." Sephiorth left the cave, leaping over some rocks.

"Where the hell-urp-are you going?." Rick looked over at him.

"Need to speak with our western adversary, I'll be back."


Arthur was standing by the shoreline, just watching the birds fly by, all in perfect form, he sighed and sat down on a rock, looking out into the calm waters as the tide came in and out.

"Arthur?." Someone walked up to him, the cowboy turned around and saw Tracer, smiling as always. "What are you doing out here by yourself?."

"Just thinking mam." He took a pack of cigarettes out from his brown leather satchel and opened it, offering one to her.

"No thanks, I don't smoke."

He slowly nodded and put the offered cigarette into his mouth and lit a match.

"So, whatcha thinking about?." She stood next to him as he took a drag of his cigarette.

"What are you asking?." He looked over at her as she played with her bang.

"I just want to know, I'm curious, and because I want to bond with my teammates." She answered, giving him a warm smile.


Tracer(confessional)

"I've been doing some research on my teammates, from what I've found out you've got Mac and Wii Fit, who are both very strong and would be good in physical challenges, Samus is also strong but she's also very calculated, she'd do well in the mental challenges, same with Belle, M are both have their own strengths in different situations, Meggy would do well in the physical challenges but Mario, especially with his injured arm he'd most likely be good for support and positive vibes, which I'm all for. Harley marches to the beat her own drum and doesn't care for the rules, I feel like she'd be good at both mental and physical challenges, then there's Peacemaker, for a guy who wears the colors of his country and runs around with a toilet seat on his head, he's actually very well equipped for battle."


"So?." She nudged him. "You gonna tell me?."

"Not really."

"Pleaseeeeee." She gave the cowboy a little puppy eyed stare.

"Fine...I'm thinking about what Loona said to me, back in the pyramid."

"What's that?." She asked.

"How anyone can change, regardless of their past mistakes..." He took out a pocket watch from his satchel and began looking at it. "I still don't believe that there's hope for me."

"Arthur, anyone can chance, everyone can have a second chance." She put an arm on his shoulder. "You just have to do what you think is the right thing."

"I've lived a bad life Miss Oxton." The cowboy put his head down. "I've killed too many people for me to be redeemed." He slowly pulled out his revolver, which shined in the sunlight.

"Just because you've killed doesn't mean you're a bad man." She looked at the revolver. "I've had setbacks on missions but I'm still smiling."

Arthur sighed and took another drag of his cigarette. "I guess I could try to change-"

"Don't try love." She patted his back. "Change, don't try it, do it, be the cowboy you want to be."

This comment made him smirk a bit.

"Alright, I'll change." He said, making her smile.

"Good."

Just after they finished talking, a horn went off.

"Breakfast is ready!." Chef Hatchet shouted with a megaphone from the mess hall.

"I'm going to eat." She got started walking. "You coming?."

Arthur thought for a second.

"I'll be there in a minute." He nodded, she gave him a thumbs up and began walking to the mess hall, the cowboy took another drag before coughing, he tossed it into the water.

He heard footsteps behind him and didn't bother turning around.

"So good to see you again Mr. Morgan." Sephiroth grinned.

"I know, I just missed you and the rest of our group so much..." he sarcastically replied, getting up off the rock.

"Good, walk with me." He turned around and walked along the shoreline, Arthur got up and followed him, walking behind.

"So what dastardly deed have you planned this time?." He asked, looking around making sure nobody was watching.

"We're going to war, and you're going to the be a part in it." He looked back at the cowboy, moving only his head.

"Who are we at war with?." He adjusted his cowboy hat.

"Catalina and her group of sheep." The half angel smirked.

"The crazy mexican woman?."

"Yes, she's got an alliance of her own it seems, the criminal, the school girl and sorcerer are all under her control." He clenched one of his fists.

"So what do you want me to do?."

"I feel there's a traitor among us, and I think you know whom it is."

"How would I know?."

"I just have a feeling...so, I'm going to need you to scout our good friend Wade for me, but be discreet, we can't have you getting caught in the middle of this, interrogate him, find out what he knows, and who's side he's truly on." He began walking away from Arthur.

"When do I get my journal back?." He looked at the half angel.

"When we reached the merge...all it time my friend." He patted the cowboy's shoulder and walked away again. "For now, find out what he is hiding from me."

"Yes boss." Arthur rolled his eyes and walked to the mess hall.


In the mess hall, a few members began eating breakfast, which was brown slop that looked very questionable.

"Where the hell did they find the Chef from?." Harley looked at her food and poked it with a fork.

"I have no clue." Samus replied, she finished wrapping her blonde hair in a long ponytail. "But I normally don't eat breakfast, I'm too focused on capturing bounties."

"What's that like anyway?." The clown looked over at her, still poking the slop with the fork.

"It can be very dangerous, but also rewarding, it's got its ups and downs." She replied now looking at the slop on her tray.

Arthur walked into the mess hall, the spurs on his cowboy boots making clinking sounds as he entered.

"Arthur." Both Samus and Harley nodded.

"Ladies." He replied tipping his hat, he didn't even bother getting food, he got a mug and began drinking coffee.

"Hmm...have you ever hunted bounties before Arthur?." Harley raised an eyebrow.

"Occasionally, in towns I ain't recognized in." He sipped his coffee again.

"So, would you consider yourself a bounty hunter?." Samus turned her head and looked at the cowboy.

"I guess, but I've only done it a few times, not nearly as much as you have Miss Aran."

"Have you ever nearly died while hunting?."

"Only once, some woman is a widower, she's been married twelve different times, all her husbands disappear, each one quicker than the last."

"Were you married to her?." Harley looked over at him now.

"No, but she nearly got me, she had a butcher knife, twice the size of this." He took out his knife and placed it on the table in front of them.

"Did you kill her?." Samus asked.

He slowly looked down, nodding.

"I had to...she was young too, she was crazy, and I was backed into a corner...if I didn't act right then, she would've killed me as well as her twelfth husband."

"I've had to kill bounties before..." Samus also looked down. "Sometimes they are just too strong and it's either you-"

"or them." Both of them spoke at the same time.

"Do you regret killing people?." Samus looked at him, seeing his head still down.

"All the time..." he slowly sighed, the bounty hunter patting his shoulder. "Some people don't even deserve it, when the gang and I rob banks, it's us and the law, innocents get caught in the crossfire..."

"It's been rough for me and my gang, at one point we were robbing from banks and giving to the poor...now, it seems like Dutch lost his damn mind..."

"Who's Dutch?." Harley put her fork down, now fully invested in the conversation as well as Samus.

"I guess you could say he's like a father figure, he recused me from the law after I stole something, he took me under his wing, him and Hosea, they took care of me, when I couldn't take care of myself."

"What about your parents?." Harley asked, twirling her hair, this question made the cowboy's lip quiver. "Arthur?...are you alright?."

"My parents were long gone by that time...I...I watched my pa die, it wasn't pretty, after he went, ma didn't lost long either."

This made Samus in particular shocked, her eyes widened, her eyebrows were raised, her jaw had dropped.

"You...you also lost your parents?." She asked, quietly, for the first time she felt something she never thought she would feel, sympathy.


Samus(confessional)

"When I'm hunting I never feel any emotions, just calm and collected, shoot space pirates, move onto different planets, I'd never thought I'd feel sympathy for another person but with Arthur..." she paused, looking down. "He actually makes me feel sorry for him, my human parents were killed by Ridley, a monster that I'm still hunting down, hearing Arthur losing his parents at an early age as well, it makes me want to know more about him and his life."


While Arthur had his head down, with Samus patting his shoulder, Deadpool walked in.

"Good morning krusty crew." He waved.

"What do you want dumbpool?." Harley sighed.

"Just saying hello." He waved giving them a wink.

"Well go over by your team, we're busy here." Harley looked at her nails.

"Alright, just going to get some breakfast-"

"I wouldn't do that." Samus showed him the brown slop on her tray.

"Mmm, that looks good." The mercenary looked at the slop and ran over to the counter where Chef was.

"You are kidding right?." Harley looked at him as Chef poured some brown slop on his tray.

"Thank Chef." Deadpool sat down at the dingo's table and began eating, after he ate it, he immediately felt his stomach rumbling and he groaned.

"Oh no..." he sprinted out of the mess hall, seeing this as an opportunity, Arthur got up.

"Excuse me ladies, I just got to see if he's okay."

The cowboy walked out of the mess hall and found him by the bushes, knelt down and vomiting into a bush.

"Hello Arthur..." he groaned weakly. "What are you doing?."

"Good...how's the whole alliance thing been?."

"Oh, it's going great!." He chuckled nervously.

"Right...how's the other alliance going?." The cowboy took out his revolver.

"W-What are you talking about man...hehe, I don't have another alliance."

"Right, well Sephiroth believes there's a rat in the group and since you've been disappearing on them, according to Bob, he thinks it's you, so he's asked me to get information out of you...so I'd recommend you start talking."

"Arthur, buddy, wait, put the gun away man, you know I can't die, right?."

"I'm still going to get information out of you, question is, will it be before or after you get your legs broken."

"You wouldn't do that would yo-" he backed up as the cowboy fired a bullet into the air, looking menacingly as he aimed it at him.

"Speak or I'll put a bullet between your eyes."


Deadpool(confessional)

"I thought joining two alliances would be fun, it's making me go insane, well more insane than I already am, I didn't ask to be in an alliance with Sephy, I was sitting at the table and already with Catalina's group, if I refused then I would've been an instant target, I had no choice!."


Arthur(confessional)

"I'm getting info out of that boy, one way or another."


The cowboy had the mercenary up against a tree, his revolver at his head. "Speak damnit!."

"I can't, I can't do it!." Deadpool said before he was hit with the butt of the revolver.

"It ain't that hard just say a few words and it'll all be done, then we can move on-"

"You don't understand, I-" Deadpool spoke before the loudspeakers turned on.

"Good morning campers!." Chris' voice could be heard from the entire island. "Hope you're ready to have a SHOCKINGLY good time with today's challenge, it's going to be really fun, come over to the bonfire pit, pronto, don't worry, you'll have a blast...McLean out." He said as the loud speaker turned off, Arthur looked at Deadpool and sighed, holstering his revolver but looking at him in the eyes.

"You got lucky, next time, I'm going to make you speak, and it won't be pretty." He walked away, couching a bit.

"Dude, you okay?-"

"I'm fine!." He shouted, walking over to the bonfire pit.


Everyone had walked up to the bonfire pit and found the host standing over by the logs, a sadistic grin on his face. "Good morning everyone, ready for todays challenge?."

"Let's just get this over with, what's the gimmick for this?." Verosika groaned.

"Oh it's very simple." The host said still with a nasty smile. "Please, have a set." He gestured to the logs in front of him.

Everyone slowly sat down on the logs, the goats on the left side of the bonfire and the dingos were on the right side.

"Good." The host smiled and Chef handed him a wooden box.

"What's in the box Chris?." Deadpool asked. "Is it a bunch of my comics?."

"No Deadpool." The host sighed and opened the box.

"Is it a box of chocolates?." Charlie asked, hoping that whatever was in the box wouldn't be harmful in any way.

"You'll wish it was a box of chocolates." He chuckled and pulled out a collar.

"Interns, please put these around their necks." He handed the collars out to the interns who began tightening the collars around the necks of the contestants, once they were done, all of them stepped over a yellow hazard line.

"What's with the line?." Harley pointed at the line the interns stepped over. "Why is it needed?."

"Because these collars will inflict damage to you both mentally and physically, and I can't have my interns getting hurt by the shocking."

"Shocking?." Belle tugged at her collar, it was obviously too tight around her neck. "What the hell are you doing, trying to kill us?."

"I wouldn't kill you guys, if I did, I'd get sued faster than Peacemaker could say "Beacon of freedom." and if I get sued, particularly by Nintendo, my chances of doing another season of this show would be over, they'd probably have Don or worse Blainley do it, and no way is that happening." The host then walked over the hazard line himself.

"Anyway, this challenge is very simple, it's another blast from the past, back on Pahkitew Island-"

"Arguably the worst season of your show besides All-Stars-" Deadpool blurted out.

"Thank you Deadpool...I'll be sure to shock your team harder when you're up answering a question." Chris glared at the masked vigilante who put his head down.

"Wait, what do you mean by shock the entire team?." Johnny asked looking over at the mercenary who was twiddling his thumbs.

"Glad you asked Johnny, this challenge was called "Truth or Scare" it's essentially truth or dare but more exciting for me and more painful for you, Chef will spin the wheel of misfortune and it will land on someone's face, when it finally chooses a victim-I mean-camper." The host corrected himself as he pointed to a wheel that was brought out by Moxie and Millie, the wheel had everyone's faces on it. "They will then have three seconds to tell me if they want a truth or a dare, for the truths you will strapped to our brand new lie detector chair and hooked up to our new assistant."

"Assistant?." Wii Fit asked.

"Oh right...I forgot to tell you, bring him out interns." The host smirked as Moxie rolled out someone on a little cart. "Say hello to my newest intern and your former teammate if you are a goat...Bender." Chris smirked as the robot was wheeled out right next to the chair, the goats all looking shocked seeing him in his current state, his arms were completely removed, his legs were rusted, but his head was fine, his torso now had two buttons were his nipples would be if he had any to begin with, one green, and one red.


Bender(confessional)

"I hope that everyone on my team fails, they all ratted me out and they've just put themselves on my kill list when I take over the world." The robot began to chug a beer using a straw. "And Chris, your name in on that list in red marker."


"H-Hey Bender." Tracer waved at her former teammate. "How are you?..."

"Bite my shiny metal ass!." He glared at the overwatch agent and then his entire team. "All of you can bite it!."

"Hey, it's not our fault, you destroyed the statue." Samus pointed at the robot. "You only have yourself to blame."

"Yes Bender..." Chris smiles devilishly at him. "You only have yourself to blame, FOR DESTROYING MY GREAT STATUE!." He violently pushed the robot over the yellow line, because his legs were so rusted, they fell off and it was only his torso and head that remained now. "Interns, look him up to the chair, this is something I call payback."

"My legs, my beautiful legs!." Bender shouted as Moxie and Millie hooked the robot up to the back of chair, placing his body on the ground, the two of them quickly ran over the line again.

"I thought he was eliminated." Peacemaker raised an eyebrow at the host.

"Oh he is, I just thought it would be fun to get back at him for destroying my statue, so, Bender here is going to be the lie detector for this challenge."

"Lie detector?-" Toko's eyes went wide.

"Yes, as I was explaining." Chris looked at the contestants again. "You must answer the question I ask truthfully, it could be about you, your team, someone you know, something that you have tried keeping secret, it's completely random, if you answer correctly you get a point, answer incorrectly or you run out of time, your entire team gets shocked!." He smirked holding a remote button in his right hand.

"How does it work?." Charlie asked, exactly 0.1 second after asking, her eyes widened. "Wait!-"

"I'm glad you asked." The host hit the button, shocking everyone, including Bender, everyone shouted as the volts of electricity went through them, making them begin to shake for a second before they stopped.

"What the hell is wrong with you!." Verosika shouted at the host, her hair now standing straight up.

Chris just laughed seeing everyone's hair now standing up. "Anyone else got any more questions?."

"Are you gonna explain the dares?." Johnny groaned, rubbing his temple.

"You'll have to complete a dare that's been randomly selected, either by the interns, Chef or Myself and we came up with a bunch last night so I hope most of you aren't a chicken, completing the dare will earn a point for your team, first team to get ten points is the winner and the losers will send somebody packing." He smirked. "Oh and if you don't complete the dare or chicken out of it, this happens." He said before shocking them again, everyone began screaming again before it stopped.

"Have you even tested this things?." Meggy asked.

"Just did, and you're all still alive." He smiled seeing everyone glare at him. "Now, spin away Chef!." Chris smiled at the cook who spun the wheel.

"I'm getting payed extra for this right?." He asked as the wheel spun.

"Uhh...hey I think the wheels slowing down!." Chris quickly turned to the camera as the wheel began to stop, slowly moving past several faces before landing on Mario.

"Mario, congratulations, you're up first!." Chris smiled at the plumber who looked at his face on the wheel. "True or Scare?."

"Truth, I have-a-nothing to hide!." The plumber smiled.

"We'll see about that, come up and get in the chair."

"Okie dokie." He hopped out of the log he was sitting in and got in the chair, looking at Bender. "Sorry about yesterday-"

"Go to hell." Bender growled as Chris pulled out a card. "Mario, in your opinion, who on your team would you most likely ask out on a date?." He read the card and looked over at his interns. "Who wrote that?."

Everyone turned to Blitzo. "What!?."

"Of course he'd write it." Verosika rolled her eyes.

"At least I don't have a boy toy following me around!." Blitzo shouted at his ex.

"Excuse me!?." She shouted back to him.


Blitzo(confessional)

"I saw her do something to Johnny one night, I saw the whole damn thing, I even have it on camera!." He pointed at the camera in the confessional. "That poor sack of shit is being played like a dildo, if Verosika loves on thing it's to suck you off in the first half, then fuck you over raw in the next."


Verosika(confessional)

"I swear if Blitzo think he can ruin my game by trying to change that movie star then his brain must be smaller than his tiny red coc-" before she could finish the camera cut the confessional video


Mario was blushing nervously, he eyes darted around his entire team, Meggy, Wii Fit and Samus were giving him smiles, Tracer raised an eyebrow, Belle folded her arms and Harley held her baseball hat in her hands.

"Do I-a-have to answer this question?." He looked over at the host who nodded.

"Unless you want your entire team getting shocked, I'd say a name, you have five more seconds bro."

"Just fucking pick, it's not that hard!." Peacemaker shouted.

"Okay-Okay...because of the time we've spent together as friends...I'd-a-have to say Samus..." Mario answered, after two seconds, a ding sound was heard from Bender's green button.

"And the goats have scored their first point...and now we know who Mario likes other than Peach." Chris looked over at Samus who watched as Mario slowly walked back to his log, his face was redder than his cap.


Mario(confessional)

"Peach, I know you are watching...I just want you to know that if-a-you were there, I would've picked you in a heartbeat!." Mario said, his face still red from blushing.


Samus(confessional)

"I always knew he had a soft spot for me, when he first found I was a female, his mind was completely blown, I could tell he had a slight crush on me but he never admitted it, and Peach, don't worry, I know if you were here he'd pick you."


Chef spun the wheel again and it went around on the faces five times before finally stopped on Harley.

"Harley." Chris smiled at her, waggling his eyebrows. "You're up slugger."

"Cool, truth me." She cracked her knuckles. "I'll ace the question with flying colors."

"Be careful Harley." Mario looked at his teammates who looked back at him.

"Relax overalls, I've been shocked several times with tasers in Arkham...or by Ivy, but I've built up an immunity to shocks." She sat down in the chair.

"Crank up the voltage." Chris motioned to Blitzo who amped up the voltage of the chair.

"Bring it, just try me." Harley folded her arms as Chris pulled out a card with her name on it.

"Let's make this personal then, Harley, are you truly still over The Joker?." He grinned seeing her cocky smile drop.

"Of course I am, what kind of question is that!-" She said before an incorrect buzz went off from Bender her eyes went wide.

"WHAT!?." She shouted. "THATS BULLSHIT, I'M WAY OVER THAT DICKHEAD AND IM HAPPY WITH IVY!." She shouted at the host who was grinning from ear to ear as another incorrect buzz went off.

"Oooh shocking...speaking of shocking." He pushed the button on the remote which shocked all of the goats, more jolts entering them then the first time because of the chair's voltage going up.


Harley(confessional)

"Whoever rigged that answer is going to feel my bat against their skull!." She shouted angrily pointing at the camera. "I am over that idiotic, abusing, cheating, prick!." She pointed at the camera before looking down, a little sad.


"Alright Harley, you can get out of the chair." Chris smiled at her again, she replied but angrily gripped the hosts shirt, Chris just held the remote up to her face, his thumb hovering over the button, Harley stepped back and sat down on her log, pissed.

"You okay?." Tracer asked.

"Don't speak to me."

"Ooh, someone's mad." Chris laughed before Chef spun the wheel again, it spun around twice before beginning to slow down while the host followed the faces. "Our next truth or dare will be taken by..." he began to build up anticipation as the wheel came to a stop.

"Peacemaker!." he turned to the patriot. "Truth or-"

"Dare." He got up from the log, a smug grin on his face, his team looking at him in shock.

"Are you sure?." Wii Fit asked, raining an eyebrow.

"Relax yoga girl, this will be a piece of fucking pie." He walked over to Chris who smiles at the card he was given.

"Ooh, well I hope you savor this piece of pie Smith, because from this moment until the end of the challenge, you aren't allowed to swear."

"What?." The patriot looked at the host.


Chris(confessional)

"I was really hoping for him to get this one, do you know how much censoring and editing the poor interns have to do because of his mouth and hand gestures?. It makes their lives so much harder and they can't get back to working on the challenges, now they can have a break for once."


"This is such bull-" He began to speak before host's thumb was hovering over the button. "...Nevermind, continue on." He walked back over to his team.

"Hey Smith." Chris called out, making the patriot turn around.

"Yeah?-OW!." Peacemaker turned around and Chef Hatchet dropped a metal pot on his foot. "What the...crap...man." He gritted his teeth.

"Hey that's a swear." Bayonetta pointed at him.

"I'll allow it, I'm counting only major swears." Chris replied, looking at the which who folded her arms. "Chef, can you pick up the pot and spin the wheel again?."

"On it." Chef picked up the pot. "Sorry about that Peacekeeper."

"It's Peacemaker, P-e-a-c-e-m-a-k-e-r." He spelt his own name out.

"Right my bad, nice toilet seat by the way." Chef walked away laughing, Smith's eye began to twitch as he slowly sat down next to Samus.

Chef spun the wheel and this time it only spun around once before it stopped on one of the dingos, Trevor.

"Alright!." Trevor shouted. "Give me a dare!."

Chris read the guard and he began cracking up.

"What's so funny?." Charlie asked as the host showed Chef the card, both of them now began cracking up.

"Hello!?." Catalina shouted. "What's so funny!?."

Wadsworth took the card from the host and read it, he smirked and looked at Trevor. "You will have to wear a pink dress for the remainder of this challenge."

"WHAT!?." Trevor shouted, enraged. "Fuck that, I'm not doing that again!."

"Do it, we need the points!." Catalina shouted at her teammate.

"So?. It's still one to zero!." Trevor argued back.

"So, they are currently in the lead!." She pointed at the criminal. "Now stop whining and put on the damn dress!."

"Just put on the dress!." Toko also shouted at him now.

"I will not be made a laughing stock again!." Trevor shouted before Sephiroth stood up.

"Put on the dress."

"And what are you gonna do about it emo man? You gonna cut me with that sword or something?."

"Put on the dress, or I will make put on the dress."

Trevor looked at Sephirtoh seeing him glare, he looked over at Wadsworth who now had the remote in his hand, because Chris was on the ground still laughing.

"Fine...but none of you better laugh!." He pointed at his team as he walked over to Wadsworth. "Where's the dress?."

"This way sir." He led the criminal away from the bonfire pit and into the bathrooms.

"Uh, sir?." Moxie went over to Chris who was still laughing. "Are you alright?."

"Sorry-Sorry." He got up, chuckling, his face was red. "Woo, can't wait to see what he looks like, make sure to get the full dress in the shot." He looked over to the camera man who nodded. "Great, it's gonna be great for the thumbnail of the episode."

"Ooh, are we being streamed?." Deadpool smiled.

"It's going out to the entire multiverse you idiot." Rick took a swig from his flask. "Of course we're been streamed, against our-urp-wills."

"Hey, you all signed up for this show, not knowing what it was-" Chris looked at Rick.

"Actually, I did-" Deadpool spoke.

"Deadpool not another word while I'm talking." Chris held the remote out, making him shut up. "Anyway, I'll spin the wheel this time unless Chef is done laughing." He looked at Chef Hatchet who was still on the ground laughing.

"Guessing that's a no." Meggy also looked at Chef.

"Right, you know what, Rukas, you spin the wheel."

"Oh why the hell do you gotta make me do it?."

"Because I can, now, please spin the wheel."

"Fine Goddamnit." Rukas spun the wheel, it spun around twice before landing on the face of Bob.

"Sideshow Bob, truth or dare?." Chris asked.

"I'll take a truth question, thank you very much, I'm not wearing some silly dress." Bob stood up from the log and sat down in the chair, being strapped in by Millie.

"Bob, this one is a personal question, is there anyone or anything in the world you despise more than Bart Simpson?." Chris read the card then looked at Bob who smirked.

"Absolutely not, I despise that child and will stop at nothing until I have made soup from his bones!."

The red button on Bender went off and his eyes widened. "That's preposterous, Bart is my nemesis, what could I possibly hate more than him!?."

"Seems you forgot about the anything part of the question Bobby, what you despise more than Bart is the dreaded garden rake!." The host smiles tossing the card away and pressing the button, shocking all of the dingos as well as Bob and Bender, the palm-tree hair of Bob now standing straight up.

"A rake?." Bender laughed.

"Oh, right." Bob remembered about his many one sided beatings from several garden rakes, he was let out of the chair and walked back to his team, as he walked back he stepped on a garden rake, he grumbled something that nobody could hear as he tossed the rake aside and sat down.

"Who put that there." He looked around. "Show yourselves." He heard quiet laughter from Blitzo and glared at the imp.

"I knew that would work!." Blitzo cackled. "HAHAHAHA!-"

"Can someone please shut him up?." Verosika covered her ears. "His laugh is annoying-"

"better than your horrible moaning-"

"Well just so you know, I was always faking it."

"I knew you were you fucking succubus!." Blitzo shouted back at her. "That's why I didn't even try to get close."

"You wouldn't have gotten it in anyway, its literally the size of a tic-tac." She looked at her fingernails.

"I'll just ask it since we all have the same question, what the hell is going on between you two?." Belle asked, looking over at the confrontation.

"We used to date." Both of them said, glaring at eachother, suddenly, everyone made an "Ohhhhhhh" sound.

"And I wish I never had." Blitzo folded his arms.

"Well..." Verosika tried thinking of something to say. "Fuck you anyway." She growled flipping the bird at her ex.

"Should we move on?." Meggy raised a hand.

"Nah, I like this, add mores drama." Chris leaned on the shoulder of Chef, both of the watching the former lovers spew fire at each other.

"Laides and gentlemen." Wadsworth came back, a grin on his face. "I present to you Mr. Phillips." He removed a mirror that was in the way and Trevor was wearing the very tight pink dress and high heels, looking pissed as everyone began laughing at him.

"All of you are assholes." He growled as he marched over to his log but tripped due to the high heels, making everyone laugh even harder. "Stop laughing!."

He heard a camera snap and saw Deadpool holding a cellphone. "What are you doing!?."

"I'm definitely sending this picture to Micheal and Franklin!." He texted the photo on his phone which made the criminal furious


Trevor(confessional)

"After I'm done with this show, I'm burning this place to the ground and then I'll make Chris wear the damn dress!."


The score was now one to one as the wheel spun again and it spun around five times before it landed on Meggy.

"Yeah, give me a dare!." She pumped her fist excitedly seeing her face being chosen.

"You sure?." Chris looked the card, smirking.

"Heck yeah, I can take it!." She smiled confidently.

"Alright then. Chef." Chris motioned for the cook who came out with a bowl of peppers, he had an evil smirk on his face.

"Meggy, to get a point for your team, you must consume these three spicy ghost peppers in one minute."

"Ghost peppers?." Bender chuckled. "Big deal, can't be that spicy."

"Oh yes, they are very hot, some say it's the hottest pepper in the world." Chris smiled as Chef handed Meggy the bowl, she looked at the peppers and gulped.

"Can I at least get a drink to chase them?."

"Sorry Meggy, why don't you start eating the peppers and I'll have my own snack."

Wadsworth came up to the host, holding a plate of cookies.

"Mmm, thank you Wadsworth, say, you know what goes great with cookies?."

"I believe a glass of milk right sir?."

"Absolutely." The host then was handed the cookies and a glass of milk which was filled by the butler.

"Thank you, yo beanie girl, start eating the peppers, your time starts now." Chris pressed start on a stop watch as he start chewing on a cookie.

"Come on Meggy!." Mario cheered.

"You've got this!." Mac clapped his gloves together.

"You can do it!." Wii Fit shouted.

Meggy put her tounge on one of the peppers and a tear rolled down her cheek. "Ahh, why are these so hot!?."

"Just eat them!." Harley shouted. "Don't be a whimp!."

"Yeah, come on!." Peacemaker shouted. "Don't be a pu...puppy, yeah don't be a puppy!."

"She won't be able to do it." Bob whispered to Sephiroth who nodded, both of them grinning as she tried to eat one.

Meggy huffed and put one pepper in her mouth and started chewing, her face turned red and tears began flooding down her cheeks as she was chewing, trying to swallow the pepper as fast as she could so she could move onto the next one, once the first one was down, she quickly started chewing the second one.

"GO GO GO!." Tracer cheered her on, clapping her hands together as Meggy quickly swallowed to the second pepper.

"Ten seconds." Chris checked the timer as she popped the last pepper in her mouth and started chewing.

"COME ON!." Arthur shouted cupping his hands together.

"You've got this!." Samus clapped.

Meggy chewed like her life depended on it, she swallowed the pepper as the timer went off.

"Ha!." Kaos laughed. "The timer went off before she could get it down!."

"What are you talking about, she swallowed it!." Belle glared at the sorcerer.

"No she didn't!." Toko argued.

"She absolutely did, I saw it!." Harley stood up, while everyone began arguing, Meggy was groaning, her face was red as well as her eyes.

"She totally ate it!." Belle shouted.

"The timer went off before she swallowed it!-" Kaos shouted back.

"Stop arguing!." Chris spoke loudly making everyone stop. "I'll check the footage and see weather or not the goats get a point." He walked over to the editing booth where Nick and Meg were replaying the part with Meggy eating the last pepper.

"Are you okay?." Mario went up to her, she quickly gripped his overalls.

"MILK, I NEED MILK!!!!." She shouted as literal flames shot out from her mouth.

"I've got whiskey..." Arthur opened a bottle with one of his spurs "You want some?."

Meggy ran over and yanked the bottle from his hand and began chugging it, she drank the entire bottle but she still felt the burns of the peppers. "It's not helping!."

"Maybe try and have some water." Mac suggested.

"No, water will make it worse, Milk is the only way to cure spice." Wii Fit looked at the boxer.

Chris came back from the booth and smiled.

"That was awesome Meggy-" he nodded his head, impressed. "After checking the replay I can confirm that she DID swallow the pepper before the timer went off, meaning the goats retake the lead!." Chris smiles as a ding was added to the goats scoreboard, everyone cheered for Meggy who was still looking for Milk.

The host ate the last cookie and drank the milk, tossing the glass over his shoulder, luckily Wadsworth caught it before it could shatter.

"Next up, we have Johnny." He looked over at the wheel which landed on Cage's face.

"Give me a dare, I'm all about taking risks!." He flexed and winked at Verosika who rolled her eyes. "I'll take anything you can throw at me!."


Johnny was now standing on top of the cliff in swim trunks, looking down at the water below there were sharks swimming in a circle, waiting for him.

"All you have to do is jump down into the water below and swim to land but avoid getting eaten by sharks." Chris patted him on the back. "So no worries."

The movie star looked at his team and raised an eyebrow seeing Deadpool holding a cellphone taking a video of Johnny.

"What are you doing?."

"I'm sending this to Cassie." Deadpool smirked.

"Great..." He looked down at the sharks. "I don't think I can do this, yes I've done crazy stunts in movies but I mean this is insane!."

"You are from a world where you can beat a literal god and rip guys in half, splitting open their organs and kicking them into saw blades, but this is too much?." Rick folded his arms. "Too much my ass."

"Look just do it and get it over with." Bayonetta glared at Johnny who's knees began to shake, Verosika let out a sigh and walked up to him.


Verosika(confessional)

"Johnny seems a little scared right now...seems all he needs a little push."


"Johnny look you are strong, brave, and very good looking, you can do this." She put on a fake smile, which made him smile.

"You're right babe, I know I can."

"Good-so hurry the hell up and do it!." She shoved him off the cliff, after a few seconds of screaming, everyone heard a splash.

"There, problem solved." She wiped her hands and walked back to her team.

"What was that for!?." Charlie looked up at the popstar. "You didn't have to shove him!."

"It was a shove of encouragement, he jumped didn't he?."

"No he did not, you pushed him." Charlie argued.

"What!?." She looked at the princess. "Are you trying to sabotage our team!?."

"No I'm trying to play fair." Charlie looked up at her.

"HEY!." Everyone heard Johnny's voice from down below, he was trying to avoid being crushed by the jaws of one of the sharks. "CAN I GET SOME HELP!?."

"Just swim to shore!." Verosika shouted.

Cage leaped out of the shark's mouth before the jaws closed on him and he started to swim for his life, he was using every ounce of energy in his chiseled body to get to shore but the sharks were close behind.

"You're doing great man, your daughter's enjoying the video!." Deadpool shouted down below.

Johnny swam with all his heart and dove out of the water onto the beach, looking back he saw that his legs were completely fine.

"YES!." He smiled, raising his arms in the air.

"See, he did it, now we get the point." She smirked.

"Well...not exactly..." Chris interrupted. "I said he had to jump off, you pushed him off, a push is different than a jump so even if he did swim to shore, I can't give you the point."

"What?-" Verosika glared at the host who pressed the button, shocking all the dingos and Johnny who was still on the beach.


Johnny(Confessional)

"I still can't believe she pushed me off the cliff, I thought she was in love with me..."


Everyone was now back on the logs as the wheel was spun again, Johnny was soaking wet but sitting away from Verosika, the wheel went around twice before it landed on Samus who sighed.

"Let's get this over with." She looked at the host. "Dare."

Chris picked up one of the cards and smirked, looking at the bounty hunter. "Oh you aren't going to like this one, kiss the teammate sitting next to you, like you mean it." He grinned.

After hearing her dare she slowly turned her head to the person sitting next to her, Peacemaker gave her a tiny smile.


Samus(Confessional)

Samus was visibly angry, her fists were clenched and she was staring right into the camera.

"I. Hate. This. Show."


Peacemaker(confessional)

"This. Show. Is. Great." He smirked at the camera.


Samus groaned and she looked away from the Patriot.

"And remember Samus." Chris made her look over to him. "Like you meannnnnn it." He chuckled as Chef made kissing sounds, also chuckling, her eye twitched at them before she looked Smith dead in the eyes.

"Take off your helmet." She said, her voice was cold and demanding.

"It's a beacon of freedom-"

"Just take it off!." She commanded, the patriot slowly removed his helmet revealing brown hair that was in a military buzz cut.

"How long does it half to be?." She looked over at Chris who put a hand on his chin, thinking.

"How about for five seconds." He smiled.

"Can I just give him a little peck on the cheek?-"

"Five seconds of kissing or five seconds of painful shocks, your choice." Chris had his thumb of the button, she sighed again and looked her teammate in the eyes again.

"You are not allowed to enjoy this Smith."

"Yes mam-" He smirked, she slowly leaned in and put her lips against his and her eyes slowly fluttered closed, his eyes also closed as well, when the last second came, a camera was heard going off before she pushed him away, immediately looking away from him.

"There, it's done." Samus looked away from everyone, her face was slightly red.

"Ooh, look who's all red." Chris smirked. "When's the wedding date?-"

He quickly jumped into Chef's arms as Samus fired her blaster at the host, making Chris let out a girlish scream, making a few people laugh.

"I got the picture." Deadpool held up the phone smiling.

"WHAT!?." Samus looked at the masked vigilante, her blaster now pointed at him.


Deadpool(confessional)

"Aww, they look so cute." He held the phone up to the camera, showing the audience Samus and Peacemaker kissing with their eyes closed. "Now we just need a ship name, ooh what about SamSmith?. Or maybe Smus-wait I got it. Smitus!."


Peacemaker(Confessional)

"You know, Samus and I always but heads and we don't see eye to eye, but I will say, she's surprisingly a very good kisser."


Peacemaker leaned over to the bounty hunter who was still looking away from everyone. "You know you are a really good kisser-"

"Shut up Smith." She said, her voice sounding quiet.

"I'm just saying-"

"Shut it!." She got more aggressive, her face turning red again.

"Oooh spicy aren't we?." Chris laughed again as the wheel we spun again. "Let's see if we can inflict some more pain on people."


The wheel spun again and this time it landed on Deadpool.

"Yes!." He shouted. "Give me truth, no wait a dare, ooh but truth sounds a lot of fun-"

"Just pick you idiot!." Kaos shouted at him. "It's a truth or a dare, just pick one!."

"I choose truth." The mercenary leaped off the log and landed in the chair, strapping himself in.

"Oooh give me a hard question, go I can answer it!." He rubbed his hands together.

"Deadpool, who would you trust more, Catalina of Sephiroth?." Chris asked, this made his eyes go wide.

"What?..."


Catalina(confessional)

"It's obviously me, stupid Chris with his stupid questions, easiest point in the world."


Sephiroth(confessional)

The half angel was cleaning his sword, a menacing glare was given to the camera as he did it.


"Well In what sense, like a zombie apocalypse survival trust?." Deadpool tugged at the straps, he began to shake.

"Who would you trust in general, it's not a hard question Deadpool." Chris looked at him, an eyebrow raised.

"Well, I'd have to say...I honestly can't choose..." He spoke before the red light went off. "Wait that's not fair, I pick Catalina." He said, the red light going off again, this made her jaw drop.

"What?...What!?."

"So it is true..." Sephiroth quietly looked at her, judging from her reaction, he knew that Deadpool was now a traitor.

"Told you I didn't trust him." Bob whispered to him, Sephiroth nodded very slowly, his eyes were locked on Deadpool now.

"You trust him more than me!?." She shouted before thinking, she thought for three whole seconds before her eyes widened even further and she looked up at him and then Sephiorth.

"You...bastard!." She shouted, she stormed over to him but Chef Hatchet intervened and dragged her back over to the log.

"Calm down girl, it's just a question-"

"It is more than that!-" she shouted before the dingos got shocked again.


Catalina(confessional)

"That two faced snake!." She shouted, her voice seething with rage. "I'm going to rip his head off and feed it to be piranhas by the water!."


Bob(confessional)

"Told you I didn't trust that Neanderthal, poor sad sapp, this won't end well for him."


Sephiroth(confessional)

"The next time you'll see this blade, it'll have a fresh coat of red on it, along with the mask of the moronic mercenary."


Deadpool(confessional)

"...Yo Chomper...you got any spare plot armor buddy?...Chomper?."


Deadpool was carried back to his team by Chef Hatchet and dropped onto the log, he looked up and saw half of his team absolutely pissed at him, two were ready to murder him then and there.

"What do you think is going on with them?." Tracer leaned next to Arthur who remained quiet for a second.

"I don't know, but I feel bad for him, don't think he'll last for much longer here."

"How can you tell?."

"Just a hunch." He adjusted his cowboy hat as the wheel was spun again, this time, it landed on his face. "Guess I'm up to be tortured."

"Arthur, truth or dare?." Chris smirked.

"Truth." He answered and walked over to the chair.

"What?. Are you sure?." Chris looked at him. "I surly thought you would've picked the dare-"

"Just ask me the question."

"Fine." Chris pulled out one of the personal questions. "Arthur, l know you are a cold and ruthless cowboy, but is there a heart deep down inside of you, have you ever felt regret?."

Arthur slowly looked away. "Many times...sometimes I kill people that don't deserve it, sometimes bank robberies go wrong and innocent people get caught in the crossfire between us and the law, it's hard when you have all that blood on your hands, sometimes I feel like death will be my release from all the guilt that I have."

A ding sound was heard from Bender.

"Wow...you sound very sad." Chris nodded.

"I am-"

"Anyway, thank you Arthur, please join your team." Chris added another point to the goats scoreboard.

"Jackass." Harley glares at the host as the Cowboy sat down on the log, sighing.

"It's a half hour show, I don't have time to hear about your personal problems."

"That much is clear." Mac rolled his eyes at his response.

Everyone watched as the wheel spun around, landing on Wii Fit.

"Guess I'm up, I'll do a truth just to be safe." She walked over to the chair and was strapped in, Chris looked at the card and smiled.

"Wii Fit, is there anyone that you like on your team?."

"Uh-well-uh-" she nervously blushed. "Do you mean like as in friend or...like like."

"I'm talking about the romance like." He looked at the goats, Mario and Meggy both smiled seeing her red.

"She's going to have to say it now..." she whispered.

"Of course, but does she have to say who?." He whispered back, both of them seeing her cheeks flushed.

"Okay...yes there is someone I like on my team..." she put her head down, the green button went off.

"Nice, so who's the lucky guy or gal-"

"I choose not to say." She put her head down as she unstrapped, she slowly sat down next to Mac, not bothering to look up.

"Hey, you alright?." He put a glove on her shoulder, making her even more red.

"Y-Yes, I'm fine...I just need a minute."

"Oh, okay."


Wii Fit Trainer(confessional)

"I don't know weather to tell him or not, I don't know if he likes me back." She said still looking red. "But I'll never know unless I ask him..."


Little Mac(confessional)

"She is so red, must be really into me-I mean someone...I hope it's me though, unless she considers someone like Arthur handsome but I don't know what to say."


The wheel spun again and it landed on Sephiroth who smirked.

"Sephiorth, truth or dare?-"

"Give me a dare, and make it a good one." He smirked, running his hand through his long flowing hair.


The half Angel was standing there on a stage, a gaint box was placed in front of him.

"Sephirtoh, in order to score a point for your team, you must face off against Killer, the angry wrestling bear that brutalized your old teammate Scout back in the dodgeball challenge, and he's become more dangerous as of late, having fought and won a record 16 times and all ending in...fatalities."

Sephiorth simply smirked as he walked up to the box.

"You've got this Sephy." Deadpool clapped, the half Angel shot him a mad glare before entering the box.

"Guess he's not happy with you betraying us." Bayonetta also glares at the mercenary who looked down, ashamed.

Everyone heard a loud rowing sound before several grunts and growls as the box began to shake, a few seconds later, Sephiorth came out, his outfit was still black but some of it was covered in red, he simply gave the host a smirk.

"Make it 16-1." He walked back to his team, Nick slowly peaked into the door and his eyes widened.

"Oh my god!."

Sephiroth sat down next to Bayonetta and ran his bloody hand through his hair as the dingos gained another point.


Sephiroth(confessional)

"Poor bear...never stood a chance." He laughed devilishly as he outfit was still covered in the blood of the bear.


(Here's another lighting round for you)

Rick had successfully managed to defuse a bomb like in the dodgeball challenge in under five minutes giving the dingos another point


Tracer managed to shoot ten targets in ten seconds scoring another point for the goats.


Kaos failed to remember the name of his loyal henchmen Glumshanks which resulted in all the dingos getting shocked.


Toko refused to have her hair shaved by Chef Hatchet, getting her team shocked again.


Belle had failed to admit that Tari was better than her at playing video games which got all the goatsshocked by Chris.


Deadpool successfully wrote and published his own Total Drama spin-off fanfiction with some naughty humor and scenes in between which earned their team two points, one for writing the book, and another for reading it out loud, in my opinion, chapter eleven was the best.


Charlie told the truth by stating that she doesn't trust Sephiorth the most out of anyone on her team, earning them a point but a glare from the half Angel who was now very curious about the demon princess.


After several painful shocks and many lies being told, the sun had set and night had fallen over the island, the fire in the middle between the two teams was now roaring and everyone including Chris was very tired.

"Chris, can we please end the challenge?." Charlie groaned, rubbing her eyes. "It's nighttime."

"What?." Chris looked at the princess raising an eyebrow. "No we are not ending the challenge!." He slowly sipped a coffee. "Wadsworth, get me another pot of coffee!."

"But we're tired...it's been ten hours..." Meggy groaned rubbing her eyes. "Its also 6-6."

"And this should concern me because?..." Chris looked at her with a bit of a glare.

"Because we need sleep, everyone needs sleep." Toko yawned. "Even Trevor."

"Yeah, and I don't like it when I don't get my sleep, and when I don't sleep, I get angry!." Trevor glares at the host.

"Yeah, now someone get these damn collars off us." Johnny tugged at his collar, trying to get it off his neck.

"Okay everyone just calm down-" Chris tried to get everyone to sit back down, but more and more people started to complain.

"No, you know what, screw this!." Harley got off the log. "Screw this challenge!. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the cabin getting the rest that I need!."

"Harley get back here." Chris said to the clown who flipped him the bird.

"Cram it McLame, I'm getting some sleep!."

"Harley Quinn, get back here right now!." Chris spoke louder but she was still walking away.

"You know what?. She's right, this challenge was complete torture, I'd rather hang out with the two Deadpools all day then do this crap any longer!." Catalina shouted at the host, getting up from her log, walking back to her cabin.

"I'm done too." Bayonetta also got up.

"Wait, there's two Deadpools?." Tracer looked confused after hearing what Catalina said.

"Everyone stop!." Chris looked around the campfire, more and more people began getting up.

"Oh yeah, that reminds me." Peacemaker said giving the host two middle fingers. "One for you and one for this dumb ass challenge!."

"Smith you can't swear-"

"I don't give a flying fuck, this challenge was a pain in my ass!."

"Guys!." Charlie looked at her entire team leaving. "Wait, we-"

"Have an entire challenge to-a-complete." Mario finished what Charlie started, he was trying to get his team to stop leaving.

"Mario it's five in the morning..." Samus rubbed her eyes. "We need sleep..."

"But-"

"But nothing." Belle looked over at him. "If he wants to punish us in morning he can, we need sleep!."

"Let's just get out of here." Catalina groaned, the dingos following her.

"Wait for me!." Deadpool got up and followed his team out, Catalina stopped walking and turned around swiftly.

"As for you, you filthy rat, you can go jump off the cliff into the water and sleep with the fishes!." Catalina glared back at the masked vigilante.

Deadpool was then shoved by Trevor who walked away, still in the pink dress, the mercenary gripped the end of it and it was now pulling him down the pathway from the bonfire pit.

"Trevor wait, come on man, I'm sorry for sending the photo, I think you'd make a great woman!-"

"You shut your mouth, I knew a Wade like you once, he was a pushover, but you, you're just a lying prick, and get your damn hands off my dress!." Trevor walked away after removing his hands from the dress.

The mercenary looked around seeing all of his teammates go inside the cabins, however, he felt someone was behind him.

"I feel, a disturbance." He slowly looked behind him. Giving him a piercing glare was Sephiroth, a nasty look was on his face as he stepped forward.

"Sephy, I can explain man!-" Deadpool got on his knees and begged but stopped with the half angel unsheathed his sword, he quickly kicked him down onto his back and put his boot against his throat, giving him a cold stare as he raised the sword up high to swing.

"NO NO!-" Deadpool shouted before the half angel cut off his head, launching it from his body, the head rolled over to his feet and Deadpool blinked. "Great...now I can't think of a good headpun-" He spoke before Sephiroth grabbed the head of the mercenary and raised it up so he was looking into his eyes.

"You are very lucky I am tired..." He growled, leaning closer to his face. "Otherwise Deadpool, you'd be Dead in a Pool of your own blood!." He kicked the head of the mercenary all the way back over to the logs, the head landed on the log closest to the fire.

"Well, this isn't very good." His eyes looked up at the sky, meanwhile, Chris was shouting at everyone.

"Get back here, we have a challenge!." The host shouted, nobody came, he clenched his fist before looking down, he saw the head of Deadpool, Charlie and Mario, all three of them, well, two and a quarter looking up at him.

"Chris, are you alright?." Charlie asked as the host stepped off the log.

"Those ungrateful contestants have just crossed the line!." He shouted, looking pissed.

"Uh, Chris, why don't-a-we just relax, we'll get the others and can-a-still finish the-" Mario looked at Charlie and both of them looked surprised when the host let out a loud shout and ripped the wheel with all the contestants faces on it in half, ripping both halves, and then ripping up the faces.

"They want sleep, they don't care about the producers of the show wanting an episode out, they don't care about my lifestyle!." He said ripping up the face of Kaos, then grabbing the head of Rick and crumbled it up.

"Chris?." Charlie looked at him, concerned as the host continued ripping up more faces.

"Oh they think they can all just walk right over me, they think they're better than me, well I'll show them, I'll show them all!-"

"Chris?." Mario looked concerned as the host began stomping on whatever remained of the wheel.

"This is my show, my creation, my life, and I'm not letting some freaks from different worlds ruin it!." The host growled as he did, it began raining, putting the fire out and soaking everyone, the wind began to blow and Deadpool's head went flying, luckily Mario was able to catch it. "Oh they'll pay, they'll all pay, each of them will feel more pain than they've felt in their entire lives!!!." He began to shout at the sky, before he slowly turned around.

Charlie and Mario were shaking, the plumber was still holding the head of Deadpool.

"Wow..." Deadpool replied. "If I had arms right now, I'd try to hug you man-"

The host slowly took a death breath and fixed his hair, looking up at the three of them with a smile.

"A-Are you okay?." Charlie slowly asked, getting behind Mario.

"Yes...I am fine..." He walked past the bonfire, now speaking in a calm and relaxed manner. "I am absolutely, positively, chrisativitaly, fine..."

"Was-a-that even a real word?-" Mario asked.

"It doesn't matter if it was a real word!." He snapped, making the plumber jump a bit.

"Are you sure you are okay?-" Deadpool asked.

"Yes Deadpool, I am fine, okay, I am Chris as a coolcumber-"

"Don't you mean?-" Charlie began to speak.

"It doesn't matter what I mean, you know what I meant, so why do you have to correct me on it!?." He shouted again, Mario remained in front of Charlie who backed up, the host had somehow seemed...different, like something inside of him just snapped, however, he thought for a moment and then a devilish smile appeared on his face.

"Look...it's been a long day..." he put his hands together. "Why don't you three join the others and get some much needed sleep."

"Are you-a-sure you are ok-" Mario asked before the host shoved the plumber down, he fell into Charlie and they both fell onto the ground, Deadpool's head landed next to them.

"For the last time Mario, I am fine!." He shouted before pointing to the cabins. "Now...get up...go to the cabins...and get some sleep."

"You didn't have to shove-" Charlie got up.

"I SAID GET SOME SLEEP!!!." The host shouted again, scaring the princess of hell, she as well as Mario ran off, the plumber coming back to pick up Deadpool's head before running back to the cabins.

"And sleep well...because you'll all feel my wrath, all of you wanted to quit on this challenge, well next challenge, I'm going to make you all want to quit." He walked back to his manor on the edge of the island.

"Sir, are you alright, you've been out in the rain for-" Wadsworth walked over to the host once he got inside.

"I'm fine Wadsworth, I just to brainstorm, in fact, can you bring me a coffee in a few minutes, that's a great way to keep me awake while I think of way to punish them."

"Punish whom?."

"Oh don't worry about that, just get me my coffee." The host walked to his room and sat down at a desk, gripping a pencil and began writing ideas on a piece of paper, an evil smile on his face. "Wait, am I forgetting something?."

"HELLO!?." Bender shouted from the bonfire pit. "YOU FORGOT ME YOU JACKASS!."


Hello, me again, another chapter is done and surprisingly...nobody went home, what a twist, and what a SHOCKING conclusion to a chapter (please forgive my terrible puns) So now it's out that Deadpool is a rat, wonder how that will turn out and what is up with Chris?-

"CHOMPER!." Deadpool shouted.

Deadpool what are you doing here?-

"I NEED PLOT ARMOR MAN, THEY KNOW!-"

Yeah...that's the point.

"SO GIVE ME SOMETHING!."

No, you agreed to join two alliances at once, what did you think was going to happen?.

"But this early?. They know this early into the fanfic!?."

Yes, and it seems you're stuck in quite the predicament my friend.

"But-But-But-you have something planned right!?."

Yes, I do, I have a lot of stuff planned out and there's a reason why it's being revealed this early.

"What is it?."

Like I'm telling you...where's your body?.

"It's still in the grass, I need to go get it, also, Chris is starting to scare us now."

Well maybe you shouldn't have quit in the middle of a challenge then.

"But we were all tired-"

You think Chris cares about that?.

"Well...I..."

Look, just go back to the cabins and get some sleep.

"But-"

If you don't, I'll write you off next season.

"NO!-" His head quickly rolled away.

Okay, now that he's gone, my name is Chomper and thanks for reading.

(Current standings)

Goats: Belle, Tracer, Meggy, Mario, Harley, Wii Fit, Mac, Samus, Peacemaker, and Arthur. (10)

Dingos: Bayonetta, Bob, Sephiorth, Charlie, Rick, Catalina, Trevor, Toko, Kaos, Johnny, Verosika, and Deadpool. (12)

Total Contestants(Left): 24.

Eliminated: None.