6094. The 10hr Kuma song is now banned from playing on the PA system. Not all people can listen to 10hrs of Kuma without having a mental break down or developing a Kuma verbal tic, Kuma.
6094A. It does not work as a hypnotic device Kuma. But we are open for it to use as a Torture method.
6094B. The Poi song is also banned.
6094C. Don't you dare Atago!
6094D. To the person who played the Daijobu song on loop on the Medbay Speakers please surrender yourself. The Doctors would like to have Words with you.

Today was suppose to be one of those calm days within the Corregidor Naval base. A day where military personnel milling about with their duties and tourist walk around doing what they do. Where ships come and go with supplies to be delivered to the different Naval Bases from different countries. Sadly today wasn't that kind of day.

Admiral Knight sighed and sank into his office chair after signing one of the many requisition forms that had just arrive from Japan. It was one of those days he hates most. Days where the Japanese Shipgirls are in his base after escorting one of their own. After the stunt they had pulled last time they came around it was understandable that he had put some form of surveillance just to avoid any commotions.

"What's wrong commander?" Bataan asked behind her own work desk signing one of the many stacks of local requisition papers from nearby PH Naval bases. Ever so thankful that she hadnt need to work on the international ones like her commander was doing. "Are they requesting something outrageous again?"

"I don't really care about what they want there I'm more worried about what those girls are doing here now." He answered while stamping an approval of Admiral Goto's request for more blue berries and tea bags...again. He had once wondered why a man can go through years worth of berries in just mere months but never asked. "I did sent out Bonifacio and Del Pilar to watch over them along with the PT Boats and Sub Chasers. It's just I know something is going to happen. What I don't know is if its a bad thing or good one."

"I'm pretty sure it wont be that bad." She said only to receive a dead pan stare from her commander.

"Really? Saying those words now? The last time they came here they swap our Isokaze and Hiei causing quite a commotion on the Medbay. I had to approve Katulungan's leave of absence after that just so that she won't be over work."

"It wasn't that bad. They sent them back after we called. They even apologized and gave them punishment."

"They blew up our Bath house. My wallet took a hit."

"They did pay us compensation."

"Which still went to the repairs. How the hell did they install those tentacles anyway?"

"We are still investigating on that one."

"Drop the investigation. I rather not know how they did it."

"And what do I tell the superiors?"

"Ship Girl Bullshit. The usual."

"Will they even buy it?"

"No. But they will look the other way. Best for their sanity not to question this things." He reason, signing the last of the forms on his table. "Welp, that's the last of them. I'm going to head out and see what those girls are up to."

"Should I come with you?" Bataan asked while she made to stand but was stop short when the man shook his head.

"I'll be fine. I would rather have you here just incase they try to sneak in and do something they'll regret."

"Very well commander." She nodded and went back to work, reading through the report files and siting of Abyssal activities. "Can you grab some Flan if you ever pass by the Mess Hall?"

"Yeah sure why not. I'll order enough for both of us." Knight acknowledge grabbing his coat and proceeded out the door. The moment he opened it he encountered a rather fidgeting Cutter-class BRP Andres Bonifacio.

"Co-Commander we got a problem." She said shyly not looking at the admiral directly. The situation didnt need to be explained given the blaring PA system across the hallways was telling enough.

"Let m guess... they hijack the PA Systems?" He asked rhetorically, she nodded causing him to sigh and rub his head to keep the on coming headache away.

"Bataan..."

"Way ahead of you."

-0-

BRP Del Pilar was in a panic she didnt know what to do. She was entrusted to keep watch over the visiting Japanese girls to avoid what had happen last time. They were able to keep watch the first few minutes noting no suspicious behavior atleast, then the next minute when they lowered their guard down they went off. They had scrambled to find them giving orders to the little Sub Chasers to sweep the hallways to no avail. That is until the PA systems came alive. And out came the noise.

It was funny at first. Impressive as well given that most of the lyrics was Kuma but had a catchy tune to it. Then it became annoying when it didnt stop the first five minutes. It became down right unbearable the next minutes. Bonifacio had suggested that she would get the commander while the rest of them surround the PA room and tell the Hijacking Ships to stop it before it got any worst.

It got worst. One of the personnel on duty at the tourist location had called in that the noise from PA systems had been getting under the skin of some tourist. She told the person that there was an anomaly with the room at the moment and asked that they do crowd control while they work on it. She could tell that the person on the other end didnt buy it but nonetheless complied with the order. She thank him for understanding.

"What the situation?" A voice snap her out of her thoughts. It was their commander arriving with his secretary and Bonfiacio in tow.

"Commander!" Del Pilar cheered before jumping up towards the commanding officer tears threatening to fall. "I tried- I tried to convince them to stop..." She sniffled "We tried everything short of breaking down the door sir."

"Then break it down." He ordered, patting the distraught cutter in comfort. Getting a nod from the CVL who made her way towards the barricade door. "Do it."

With a mighty kick the doors of the PA room flew out of its hinges to reveal the sights of a panic Kuma-class Kuma and Tama.

"Ehh... Kuma?"

[A whack in the Head later...]

"So what were you two doing at our PA room?" Knight asked looking down at the kneeling Kuma-class.

"We got a present from a friend back in Japan who gave us this CD.~kuma. I was too excited that I wanted to listen to it immediately~kuma. But I realized that I forgot my Player at my dorm room and the in-built PA we have werent design for CDs ~kuma." Kuma explained head bowed low.

"And you decided to play it on our PA systems?"

"It was an accident ~nya. We were only going to play it with in the PA room ~nya. It was by complete accident that we press the broadcast button ~nya."

"Fine. Your dismiss." With a sigh he wave them off. "I already contacted Admiral Goto about this incident and he will give you your just punishment for this. But make no mistake do it again and I will personally give you the punishment under our jurisdiction. Am I understood?"

"Yes Kumander/ Yes Nyamander!" With that they bolted out the door leaving Knight and his secretary alone.

"Well that went well. Don't you think commander?" Bataan sighed going back to her desk to work on her duties. She noted the silence he gave her and turned to see her commander looking at the disc silently and deep in thought. "Commander?"

"Hey Bataan. Do you remember the stubborn captive we have down at the holding cell?"

"The AA Princess? What about her?"

"Prep the interrogation room. I wanna try something out." He called out and with a quick step he was out the door leaving a bewildered CVL in his wake.

"Eh?"

-0-

[You... Will... Never ... Get anything... From... Me] A chained up Anti Air Hime muttered glaring at the person across her chained body.

"Oh, that's what I expect. This is just some spur of the moment idea I have." Admiral Knight smirk pulling out a worn out CD player. "If it works then good for me. If it doesn't then that's another failed information gathering technique."

[Ha...Ha... I like to see... you... try.]

"Good." He press play and the continues stream of Kuma flooded the room as the noise spilled from the surrounding speakers. "I'll leave this here."

[You... Bastard...]

"See you in ten hours."

[I will... get my... Revenge!]

10 hours later...

"Someones a lot chipper today." Bataan noted as she saw her commander skip towards their office. "Something good happened?"

"Well Good News or Bad News which one do you wanna hear first."

"The good news then."

"Good News is that AA Hime finally crack! And have spilled everything she could give."

"And the Bad News?"

"All Important Names and Information had been censored with Kuma verbal tic. Apparently 10 hrs of Kuma could be use as a potential Torture method. Or just give them a verbal tic. Or Both."

"That means?"

"Contact Goto or Reiji and send them what we got. Maybe they have a Kuma that can translate this."

"As you wish commander. Oh and before I forget. Honey..." That made the admiral pause. Bataan never say their nicknames or sweet names at work. Not unless it is something very urgent or jealousy at work.

"Yes Dear?"

"Why is the AA Princess sleeping in your lap?"

"Ahahaha... Long story?"

"You have 5 secs to run."

"Can I have 10 instead?"

"9"

"Welp... Fuck."