6597. The founding of harems is strictly prohibited. BTW, which one of our resident nutcases caused the need for this one?
6597a. "Fubuki."
6597b. "What!? But, she's one of the normal ones!"
6597c. "How else do you explain her relationship Mutsuki, Kisaragi, and Yudachi?"
6597d. "But, I'm too young to have a harem!" Fubuki.
Yokosuka.
"So, Tokiwa, what seems to be the problem this week?" groaned Goto.
"There are personnel on this base engaging in scandalous behavior unbecoming of Japanese officers!" the armored cruiser shouted.
"Look, if you're complaining about Iku, we have a box for that at the front desk."
"This is far worse than that lewdmarine."
"Have our doujin writers returned?" asked Goto.
"No, even worse!"
"Worse than that?" asked Goto, now genuinely surprised.
"One of your destroyers has a harem!"
"Tokiwa, this base has anywhere from eighty to a hundred and twenty destroyers stationed here at any one time, not counting conventional warships. Please be more specific."
"The one that took over for you for a month."
Goto practically choked on his tea. "You mean Fubuki?"
"Yes! That's the little hentai's name."
"Fubuki." echoed Goto. "Black hair, bright smile, one of the few sane people around here? I think you have the wrong girl."
"No, that's her alright." said Tokiwa. "That little runt has at least Mutsuki, Kisaragi, and Yudachi in her harem, if not more. She should be court-martialed and-"
"There you are!" a new voice cut Tokiwa off, and both she and Goto turned to see Naniwa walk into the office. "What did I tell you about going to the Admiral with your ludicrous ideas?"
"But,"
"But, nothing" said Naniwa. "Sorry about her, Admiral."
"No problem. Honestly, this one actually was kind of funny."
A few hours later, Goto was getting ready to leave for the night when he heard a knock on his door. He opened it to reveal Fubuki, staring pensively at him.
"You wanted to see me, sir?"
"Ah, yes. Come in, Fubuki." Goto gestured for the destroyer to sit down. "A few hours ago, I had an interesting chat with Tokiwa about you."
"About me, sir?" squeaked Fubuki.
"Yes, and while I honestly didn't believe a word she said, I might as well ask you for the heck of it."
"Ask me what?"
"Fubuki, do you have a harem?"
The young destroyer's face turned as red as a stop light. "Harem? Me?" asked Fubuki. "But, I'm too young to have a harem!"
Goto chouckled. "I thought as much, and that's what I told Tokiwa. She had this crazy idea that you had Mutsuki, Kisaragi, and Yudachi in some sort of harem." Seeing the destroyer's blush deepen, he continued. "Don't worry, I think Naniwa set her straight on that one. I'll put the harem rule on the List, though. Might as well get it on there before Iku eventually tries it."
"Thank you, Admiral."
"No problem, now, you'd better get some sleep."
Fubuki's room.
Mutsuki, Kisaragi, and Yudachi all looked up as a clearly stressed Fubuki walked in and sat down on one of the chairs.
"Hey, Fubuki-chan, what's wrong?" asked Mutsuki.
"Oh, just the usual insanity." sighed Fubuki.
"Well, do you want to talk about it?" asked Kisaragi as she began to message Fubuki's shoulders.
"Yeah, spill it, poi." said Yudachi, brushing stray hairs out of Fubuki's face.
"Tokiwa told the Admiral that I had a harem, and all three of you were in it."
Her three best friends stared at her blankly before they burst out laughing.
"Oh, don't be silly, poi!"
"Yeah. Harems are for lovers." said Kisaragi.
"And the four of us are just best friends." finished Mutsuki.
"I guess you're right." said Fubuki.
"Of course we're right." chuckled Mutsuki. "Now, why don't you go lie down. You look beat."
Fubuki nodded, and her friends watched as she entered the bedroom they all shared.
"Should we tell her?" asked Mutsuki.
"But, she look's so cute when she's blissfully unaware." said Kisaragi.
"Yeah, let her figure it out for herself, poi."
