Rule 8407: All Canadian fishing schooners are to report to Lunenburg NS immediately following the (Redacted) incident!
Two months after the Sugar Rush Incident (dear god Carraway still couldn't believe that was a thing!) and Bluenose was finally let off probation. The schooner happily roamed the base. Not far away was Hindy and her bunch. The smaller American airships Akron and Macon. Each was enjoying a tasty breakfast and Bluenose decided to join them. She didn't have her usual partner in crime Theabaud with her because after the drunken schooner debacle and the awesome sugar rush cannon, it was decided that the two be separated until the insanity could quiet down. That didn't mean Bluenose wasn't capable of causing trouble on her own. In fact she was quite capable of it! And the airships own antics were well known enough for her to recognize that even without Theabaud, the base wasn't safe from schooner craziness!
"The crazy Canadian is finally let off parole." Hindy greeted her.
"So what crazy scheme do you have cooked up this time?" Akron asked.
"What makes you think I have one?" Bluenose replied innocently, hefting a container of glitter.
"Knowing you, well..." Macron shrugged.
"Not what I meant. I mean, what makes you think I have just one?" Bluenose purred.
Thankfully before either Akron or Macon could inquire further the alarm bell rang. Abyssals, inbound!
"Let's go girls!" Hindy shouted and she, Akron and Macon made for the door.
Bluenose swallowed the last of her breakfast before charging out after them. "I never even got a chance to sip my morning tea!" She pouted. "Oh, they are going to pay!" Though Canadian by birth, Canada was part of the Commonwealth, making Bluenose just as British as those crazy Brits across the pond. SecNav help whoever got in the way of her precious tea! That and hockey! "And," noted Bluenose with barely restrained anger as a shell lobbed from one of the few Abyssal battleships this side of the Atlantic hit the sports building on base that held the hockey arena. "They've just done both."
Bluenose was built in 1921 as a saltbanker, a popular fishing schooner renowned for its speed and ability to take in large hauls of fish. The racing she became famous for was secondary to her fishing. When she was summoned she lacked the engine she had in later life, relying solely upon wind power. Against the iron giants that stood in the harbor, she stood no chance. That's what the experts would say. And normally, they'd be right. But this was not a normal situation. This was a Canadian schooner who had just seen her hockey ring blown to pieces by her most hated foe and had already been denied her morning tea by said foe! Iron, steel, and guns had nothing on her! She was joined by several other Canadian schooners on base, many of them old friends. Haligonian, Canadia, Elsie, and fleetmate Gilbert B. Roberts!
"Munit Haec et Altera Vincit!" They roared and charged into the harbor, rigging fully deployed. And Bluenose led the charge, wielding her glitter sprayer like weapon. She squeezed it and the nearest Abyssal went up in flames. Another squeeze and another explosion.
Not that Bluenose was a one kanmusu show. Haligonian had a mean right hook, Canadia a nasty kick. Elsie darted in and out of the Abyssal lines of fire so quickly that they ended up shooting at each other.
And Roberts was smashing in Abyssal heads left and right with "IS THAT SUPERGLUE?!"
At this point Hindy gave up. She completely totally and utterly gave up! Americans had their own brand of crazy, stupid and insane but this was too much for her! She was later not too ashamed to admit that she and the other airships just stood there like shocked tourists as a handful of schooners annihilated the entire Abyssal fleet!
