13043. Laffey(EU), please stop putting your head on the other shipgirls chest to use as pillows. Your comparison has practically sparked a war between them!

Rule by Choco-Addict

Laffey(EU) was sleepily walking through Yokosuka. She was visiting along with her friends' Javelin(RN), Z-23(IB) and Ayanami(SE). The latter was currently being surrounded by her sisters from this world. At least it wasn't as crazy as when the Fletchers from two worlds met up. Talk about a destroyer swarm.

Laffey had just finished helping the on-base personnel sort out one of the old storage rooms that needed to be cleared out. With how much room was needed to house the many, many shipgirls on base, as much room as possible was being cleared.

All that work had left Laffey sleepy. She was eager to get to her guest room and sleep. Suddenly, her face collided with something nice and soft. Already really sleepy, she dozed off immediately.

"Oh, my," Yamato(KC) said as she looked down at the destroyer sleeping face first into her sizable chest.

"Soft… Zzzzz…" Laffey mumbled out.

"Hey kid, if you want to take a nap, do it in bed," Enterprise(KC) said, trying to gently wake her up. All she accomplished was to get the destroyer to shift from the battleship to the carrier.

"Hmm… not as nice…"

Laffey sleepwalked away, intent on finding the best pillow.

Enterprise felt her eye twitch. "I'm going to kill that tin can when she wakes up!"

"Shh…" Yamato hushed her. "I like them. Why don't I show you how much I do?"

The two weren't seen for the rest of the day, their children having decided to evacuate the house.

Laffey sleepwalked, a skill honed through long practice. The only ones who really knew about it were her friends, who were currently looking for her.

"Oof!"

Shoukaku looked at the destroyer whose face was lodged in her chest.

"Hmm… too big."

Laffey turned half-lidded eyes at Zuikaku. "Already can tell you're not it."

Laffey continued her sleepy journey.

"What was that about?" Shoukaku wondered as Zuikaku started ranting about her not having a flight-deck chest.

Eventually, Z-23, Javelin and Ayanami found Laffey just as she buried her face in a visiting Prince of Wales(KC) chest.

"What the!?" Wales looked down at the destroyer.

Her friends quickly realized this was the pillow quest all over again(EP12 of Slow Ahead), and immediately dragged her out of Wales chest.

"We're sorry about her!"

The three destroyers carried the fourth back to their shared guest dorm. Laffey latched onto her bed's pillow.

"Hmm… this will do…Zzzzzz…."

Z-23 sighed. "How many people do you think we will need to apologize to for this?"

Javelin opened her mouth to answer, just as arguments could be heard.

"WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP ABOUT WHO'S CHEST IS THE BEST PILLOW!" They heard Vice Admiral Fubuki yell at the arguing shipgirls.

"Fubuki-nee is scary when she's in admiral mode," Ayanami shivered.

Javelin just sighed.