6370. Usage of the OBS fairies outside of sorties is banned.
6370A. Especially during weddings.
6370B. MOST ESPECIALLY WEDDINGS.
Rule By Dnite77
Part 1 of 2...Kinda... Shrugs
United Nations EU HQ
Cmdr Jaune Arc hummed a tune as he busied himself with the reports for the day. His wife arranging the reports on the bookshelf behind him also enjoying the peaceful day. A Good day for the impossible to happen.
A knock echoed from the door catching the couple's attention as they look at each other wondering who could it be since they remembered no one was suppose to be reporting today.
"Come In" Cmdr Arc announce as soon as he did the door swung open to three people entered that filled the Arc with mix emotions. This cant be good.
"Sorry for the impromptu visit but I got something to report" The lead person intoned as he wave a folder on his left hand. The man was wearing a Black combat BDU with the proper insignia and rank for the Army Officers of the Philippine Army Special Force. "Well... Incident Report." Cmdr Drake Knight a familiar face Jaune had spoken to once or twice during his time visiting his base.
Jaune could feel the on coming headache already. Most Incident reports tend to be delivered thru Emails or the odd letter. The rare occasions that it is personally delivered was if it was Stupidly Impossible to believe or Sensitive for others below their paygrade to see... Or both... Most often than not its the Latter of the three that happens. But before he could comment on it the other two visitors gasp in shock their jaws slack and open in disbelief as they pointed something behind Jaune which cause Him to look at his wife. Snow white hair tied to a braided side ponytail, elegant features that would easily be mistaken for royalty, icy blue eyes as sharp as it is alluring. Weiss Schnee-Arc was an epitome of Beauty and Elegance. His Wife of two years.
"Weiss!?" The two escorts of the admiral shriek in unison. One was the Battleship Iowa or Yang!Iowa and the other was the younger version of his wife he had met a few months back when he started with his current assignment. The Destroyer IJN Kasumi, or as the admiral in front of him called her Weissumi.
"Ara~ Has my Husband been bragging about me again?" Weiss smiled in slight surprise at how it seems the two shipgirls knew her. Her words made the Arc blush, the Knight groan and the two of girls to be flabbergasted at her overall.
"Wait" Yang!Iowa started. "Husband?" She asked which cause her current partner to faint dramatically.
"Is it really that surprising?" Jaune ask as he fought of the red off his face.
"Yes!" Weissumi cried before turning her attention to the more mature version of herself. "How? Why? What?" Asked as he continued to point at the slump for of the blonde man.
Weiss couldnt help but smiled and laugh at her younger self's antics as she approach her and suddenly pat her head. "One day you'll understand. You may not see it now but my Husband is a wonderful person."
That somehow called her down as she looked away with a small huff that cause both Admiral Knight and Yang!Iowa to snicker.
"Anyway... Lets get back on topic before Ruby accidentally blows up something, I trust Blake to watch her but I dont think a Tank can keep up with the Engineer's energy." Knight cough into his hand as he handed the folder. "The report I was asked to hand to you."
Jaune took it and opened it only to see a wedding invitation, he look up with a raise brow questioning the more experience Admiral.
"Ashigara and Yonehara are finally tying the knot after so long of them dancing around." Knight sighed as showed his own invite. "Everyone they met is invited and that means trouble." He shrugs as he begin walking away followed by his escorts.
"Who would be dumb enough to ruin such a grand wedding!?"
Knight only laugh as he disappeared when the door close. Yet the laugh he gave was all the message Jaune needed to understand how grave the situation.
The Grandest Wedding in Naval History would be a cluster fuck.
"That cant be good..."
