A/N: Hey there its me, FanficThinker here trying to write something crazy and not sure if it would work, a crossover between Dragon ball z favorite character Yamcha in the SCP world! Now what category has more traffic here? Should I make it on Dragon ball z, SCP mythos or make it a crossover and put the two categories together? When configuring? Anyway, enjoy.


Everyone has one of those days where things are just going bad or simply out of luck, but you can say that for Yamcha would be an understatement right about now. The last couple of years had not been great for him, not only did he die, but lost his long-time girlfriend Bulma to a space Saiyan prince, but when things were starting to look just slightly better, destiny rolled out in complete disarray.

He and his friends were supposed to train really hard and defeat the androids who they were warned about by Trunks who was also revealed down the line to be Trunks and Bulms son from a timeline where everyone was dead, except him, Bulma, and some human survivors, apparently, Dr. Gero the founder of the terrorist organization known as red ribbon army, had somehow managed create something so powerful that it could beat down the strongest of his friend's thanks to years of secret data gathering.

But that was not the case anymore, something far scarier showed up, a bio android called Cell who possessed astronomical power, he had heard that he was also from the future of another timeline, but did not put too much thought into the complicated parts, he did know that the beast had the DNA of everyone, not just that he had also absorbed the two androids, giving him a new form and more power to make a Super Saiyan look like child's play in his hands.

And how were things right now? Well, Cell made a Martial arts tournament where anyone could challenge him for the sake of the planet, Goku was the first to jump into action like always, but this time they couldn't count on him to save the day, the dreadful enemy proved himself to be harder to kill them imagined, even after Goku did his most powerful attack which the bug monster just regenerated from it.

What surprised everyone was how he suddenly said that he was given up and then passed the mantle to his son as the next opponent to Cell. For you guys to see how things have turned out, a boy no more than eleven years old who unfortunately had seen more destruction and death than any boy at his age should, no kid should have to go through any of that, but thanks to how powerful his inner potential was forced into the fighting world way too soon.

It was a nightmare.

Cell heard about Gohan's potential and was trying to get him mad to show that power, so much so that he had mad small blue copies of himself to beat everyone up, and what a surprise, they were STRONG, looks like Goku wasn't counting on the fact that his son didn't like fighting and had no way to let the power out that he was talking so much before.

Yamcha hated how much power the enemy had and his total inability to be of any help to his friends who needed all the help they could find. Something amazing happened though, he can't remember too well what but the head of the former android sixteen had been flung and it said…something to Gohan before it was then destroyed by Cell. Yamcha then could feel it, the air had suddenly turned chiller, and everything then burst with unfathomable power. Gohan had now surpassed his father in strength, unlocking a new power that made even Cell surprised.

It was…out of this world, Cell had unleashed the full power within him but it was still not enough to beat Gohan, with just a few blows he had incapacitated Cell, beaten his gigantic Kamehameha, and made him revert back to a less powerful form thanks to its ferocious attack. But then everyone learned how much of a sore loser the Bio android truly was. Just when everyone thought he would be finished for good, Cell started to swell like a balloon, revealing that he had become some sort of time bomb and threatened to self-destruct and take the Earth and everyone with him.

That made him wonder if all that was the Vegeta in him or all the DNA sort of messed up his personality, but thanks to swift action from Goku, the monster was teleported far away from everybody just before it finally exploded, saving everyone but losing a precious friend in the process. But was that the end? No, far from it Cell appeared once again, back and more powerful than ever.

Yamcha didn't know much about the science behind Cell's body, but he knew that he wasn't one hundred percent Namekian, so HOW did he manage to regenerate from such little DNA and come back even stronger as if nothing happened? Could he regenerate forever without losing energy? It was the worst possible scenario, now Gohan was beaten and with one arm broken since he tried protecting Vegeta who in a fury went to attack Cell but got easily beaten.

Now there was only one choice left as both of them powered up to the absolute limit doing the strongest Kamehamehas in history, battling for supremacy but Gohan was having problems since only had one arm but did his very best. This motivated him and all the others to Launch their beams at the android with their Might like Kikoho, Kamehameha, and Special Beam Cannon, to try and distract the android long enough to give some sort of advantage to Gohan.

It was for naught though because Cell's ki was so powerful all he had to do was push them away with a Kiai out of annoyance, but the moment that happened Vegeta was also there throwing a beam at Cell. The last thing Yamcha remembered before blacking out was Gohan screaming and how bright the blue beam struggled before it exploded and an unbearable heat hit the area for miles.

After that it felt as if the scar-faced man's body was traveling around darkness and was still somewhat conscious, as if he was half awake, pondering if he died again. To be afraid of death is a normal biological reaction. Everyone is afraid of dying because they don't understand or know, for sure, what is on the other side, waiting for them, and thus imagine either a world where their every action will be judged down to the smallest and insignificant ones...or a void of plain nothingness.

What Yamcha didn't know was that something unbelievable was going to happen and change his destiny in a way that can't be explained through common sense.

This? Was only the beginning of a journey.


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*Currently…Somewhere*

Yamcha wasn't much of a drinker, he only drank socially when spending time with his friends at a party so he never got drunk enough he could barely walk, if he had ever wondered what a hangover would feel like? This would be the closest sensation to it. After waking up with quite the headache, the former bandit first thought that he was probably dead since the last thing he remembered was what he considered the father of all ki attacks that had erupted from Cell and Gohan's beam struggle.

"Arrrgh…shit"

But quickly he realized that it wasn't the case, Yamcha didn't see the large line of souls from the otherworld waiting to be judged by Yenma or an arid battlefield that would be the end of a harsh battlefield. Instead, the moment he stood up and took a look around, the former bandit saw he was in some alleyway, but when wobbly walking to take a look at a wider area, Yamcha didn't seem to recognize his surroundings, which was weird because he used to travel a lot and seemingly could know right away if there was any landmark.

"Wait…where am I? The last thing I remember was…but I'm alive"

The first thing the scar-faced man tried to do at that moment was to try and sense the ki of his friends to see if they were alive or maybe if the villain Cell had been defeated for good and not show up again like a damn nightmare. However something was wrong, he could not sense the bad guy's energy signature but neither could he sense his friends, or anyone he might recognize for that matter.

"I-Impossible, I can't sense anyone?"

The poor fighter had no idea where he was, and neither did he know if his friends were still alive or what happened in that fight, this was starting to freak him out a little, but maybe if he explored the place he is in right now, that might answer some of his worries.

Yamcha cautiously walked out of the alleyway and found himself in a bustling city. The tall buildings, bright lights, and unfamiliar architecture made it clear that he was in a completely different place from where he last remembered. The people passing by were dressed in unfamiliar clothing styles.

Confused and disoriented, Yamcha approached a nearby pedestrian and tapped him on the shoulder. The man turned around, giving Yamcha a strange look as he noticed the scar-faced fighter's attire.

"Excuse me," Yamcha began, "Can you tell me where I am? I seem to be a bit lost."

The man gave him a once-over and chuckled. "Lost? Oh you must be a tourist right? You're in Toronto, Canada,How can you not know?"

"Ontario what now?" Yamcha repeated, furrowing his brow. The name didn't ring any bells, and he had never heard of such a place before. "I'm not from around here. Can you tell me what year it is?"

The man's chuckle turned into a perplexed expression. "Uh, sure, buddy. It's 2023. Are you feeling alright?"

Yamcha's eyes widened in disbelief. "2023? That can't be right. It should be... wait, never mind. Thank you for your help."

As Yamcha continued to explore the city, he couldn't shake off the feeling that something was off. The world he found himself and unfamiliar, he saw a few cars but they did not seem to be as technologically advanced as the flying cars back home and so was the architecture, so different yet not at all. He wondered if he had somehow been transported to a different time or even a different dimension.

His thoughts turned to his friends and the battle with Cell. Did they manage to defeat the powerful android? Were they safe? And most importantly, where were they now? Yamcha knew he had to find answers and reunite with his comrades.

With a renewed determination, Yamcha set off on his journey through this new world, hoping to uncover the truth behind his sudden displacement and discover the fate of his friends. Little did he know that his path would be filled with unexpected encounters, new allies, and challenges unlike anything he had faced before. The adventure had only just begun.


A\N: Looks like the battle was too intense and an interdimensional shenanigan just happened. What awaits our wolfman in this weird ass world?