A/N: All these crack made me feel like going back to resume my old Gintama WIPs lol
Keiwa took in a long gasp of air... before expelling it shortly after.
"So... umm, since when did that happen?" he asked slowly as Ace continued to lean on Keiwa's side. Because Keiwa could've sworn that Ace used to have his male parts intact before... during the odds times the two had ended up tousled against each other, as well as other very normal situations where either of them would end up heading towards the toilet—
So definitely one should be able to notice when something that should be there was no longer there and something that shouldn't be there is now there...! Because something like this was not something that can be ignored or taken lightly, so one should remember when such change had occurred on their own body...
"I found out... not long after I got myself free from those shackles—" he started to say as Keiwa turned to look at Ace in alarm.
"It's been THAT long?" he exclaimed almost immediately, "Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
Ace blushed red, which was a rare sight in itself. "W-well... a lot of things had happened back then, right? And with that last DesiGra and everything... trying to talk about something like this doesn't seem quite suitable, you think?"
Keiwa nodded his head slowly. "Yeah... it didn't seem appropriate—" he glanced up towards Ace. "Are you all right about this though, Ace?"
Ace just shrugged off the concern. "It's fine. Not like I've never been born as a girl before in my past life—"
Keiwa raised his eyebrows at Ace, throwing out an unspoken question towards Ace as Ace mirrored the gesture and threw back the question back at Keiwa, leaving it unanswered. Keiwa covered his face in his hands before letting out a loud moan.
"Is this my fault for always thinking of you as my girlfriend? Gosh—!"
Ace stared at him dumbfounded at the unexpected response. And he thought that Keiwa would be shocked at the revelation in a wholly different way...
Well, would it make Keiwa feel any better that he always felt like he was the 'girl' in their relationship? So even if he hadn't wished for something like this to happen to him, this current situation wasn't exactly a BAD outcome for them.
Keiwa turned to look at him suddenly. "Do you think this happened to you because of that time when Tsumuri transferred her powers to you? Because before this, your mother had been the Goddess... and then Jitt tried to make Tsumuri the second Goddess. And then—!"
And then, wouldn't that mean that partially it was also Keiwa's fault that Ace's body had suddenly changed drastically? Since all three of their wishes had resonated together that time—!
Ace let out a choked laugh, before hugging Keiwa tightly. "I'm so glad..." he started to say, "...that you didn't think that I am an abomination right now—"
Keiwa frowned as he pulled away to look at Ace's face. "Why would I think of you like that? No matter what, Ace is still just Ace to me!"
Keiwa leaned closer as the two of them kissed and embraced each other again. It was as if the two of them hadn't just exchanged a very surprising shocking personal detail a few minutes earlier.
.
A pressing thought suddenly occurred to him as Keiwa froze without warning. "In any case... that Jitt didn't do anytime weird to you before... right?"
Ace blinked at that question, confused. "Huh? What weird thing are you referring to? As if that guy had time for that! He's just concerned about turning me into a soulless statue!"
Keiwa just laughed awkwardly. Good. Guess it's a saving grace that those DGP futurists had no interest in doing anything sexual? Because every time he used to think about the time when he had been struggling with his 'dark times', he couldn't stop thinking about how Jitt used to confine Tsumuri in his personal quarters. And thinking back, he couldn't stop feeling guilty towards Tsumuri—because back then he just left Tsumuri alone with that sadist, and who knows what happened behind those closed doors...
"What are you thinking—?"
Keiwa jumped again, as Ace giggled at him.
"Nothing—" he said as Ace continued to snuggle against him, finally calm enough to want to get even more 'comfortable' with Keiwa. Plus, the two of them were already inside Ace's bedroom... and on Ace's bed...
"Ne, Keiwa... since you're already here, can you stay here with me overnight?"
Keiwa glanced back towards Ace, as the latter suddenly looked extra seductive to him now. A lump started to form inside his throat as Keiwa swallowed uncomfortably.
Well, it was not as if he had not considered the possibility—even though he didn't actually plan it out—and the two of them were officially a couple now anyway...
"Ah, sure..." he said, planting a kiss on Ace's neck. "But we'll play it safe today—so nothing too extreme..."
Ace laughed again, before tackling Keiwa onto the bed and lying on top of him in a teasing manner.
"Aren't you quite the gentleman now?" asked Ace, before flashing a toothy grin at Keiwa.
Keiwa just shrugged at him before rolling themselves around so that their positions were then flipped.
"Of course. At least one of us should be the responsible one in this relationship," he said, leaning over before kissing Ace on the lips passionately...
