A/N: Trying to keep the funny momentum as well as not accidentally breaching the mature rating is hard... hahaha
A few hours ago...
The female doctor in front of him just nodded her head as she finished her initial ultrasound examination on Tsumuri.
"Hmm... it seemed as if the internal organs were all there, and there weren't any anomalies that I can pick up right away—"
Tsumuri sat up almost immediately. "Eh? Are you sure?"
Doctor Hinamori just gave her a puzzled look. "Of course I'm sure. This wasn't my first time doing an ultra-sound on my patients—"
"Is it because of the things you've told Win-san before?" Keiwa spoke out as well as Tsumuri nodded her head. Prior to them coming to the private hospital, Win had also suggested to them that they brought Tsumuri along to have her checked as well, just in case.
"I've always been told that my sole purpose of being designed had been to become the game navigator for the Desire Grand Prix. Since that was my only function, I wasn't even designed to have a functional reproductive system... not that I even knew if that was even possible, to begin with. Especially considering, whenever it comes to the matter of creating a new 'life'... it was just as simple as designing one from scratch."
"Then, did you somehow wish that you could have those reproductive organs then, Big Sis—"
Tsumuri's head turned sharply towards Ace. "Ace-sama, stop. I'm not your—Anyway, why would I even wish for something like that?"
"Is it because of Win-san? Tsumuri-san... did you somehow have feelings for—"
"Keiwa-sama, please—!"
"Big Sis, did you really—"
"Alright, that should be enough..." Hinamori-sensei just waved her arms at them as she gently coaxed Tsumuri to get off the examination chair. "We'll do the other examinations on a later day so now we'll move on to Ukiyo-san—"
"Oh!" Keiwa gasped as he stood up to join Tsumuri to wait at the other side of the office before Ace grabbed his arm to stop him from leaving...
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Keiwa awkwardly tried to look away as Hinamori-sensei gently positioned Ace's legs apart to get a better look at Ace's crotch area. For some reason, he was reminded of the stuff he learnt at school about the reproductive system—though he never for the life of him imagined that he'd get to take a look at how the health examinations had been done in person himself!
Similar to how Hinamori-sensei had examined Tsumuri earlier she started to do a brief ultrasound check on Ace. And they found that somehow they could detect the presence of something that looked like a fully formed ovary inside Ace's lower abdomen. So Hinamori-sensei proceeded with a physical examination next.
He couldn't forget how surprised Hinamori-sensei had been when she saw that Ace really had female genitalia on him right now!
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"So umm... I'll list out things that we could do—" Hinamori-sensei started as she explained the kind of tests that they could do after this; ranging from the pap smears to the fertility test in case Tsumuri was ever interested in it, to suggestions to Ace on whether or not he wanted the reproductive organs removed. Ace immediately protested that, saying that it was unnecessary.
But then even if Ace had the related organs it didn't mean that it would still be functional as in a normal body and even her usual patients have similar issues. Yet there are still options, to improve their reproductive health should Ace (and Tsumuri) would consider it. And then... without warning, Ace made a sudden announcement.
"I'll take it! Because I wanted to have Keiwa's baby!"
Immediately Hinamori-sensei and Keiwa cast a very long look at the happy-go-lucky boy, frozen in stunned silence as Tsumuri just minded her own business as if these random outbursts from Ace were a natural occurrence and nothing to worry about...
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Present time...
Keiwa heaved a long exasperated sigh as he threw himself on the bed before being joined by Ace, who immediately started cuddling him from behind. Ace buried his face in the back of Keiwa's neck.
"Are you angry at me?" asked the cheeky fox as Keiwa turned his body around to allow Ace better access to him.
"No..." said Keiwa gently as he let Ace slowly unbutton his shirt. "I'm just worn out dealing with all your nonsense today."
Ace grinned at him before kissing Keiwa on the cheek.
"What? Is this sweet little fox too much for our favourite tanuki to deal with now?" Ace drawled at him as Keiwa ended up laughing.
"As if!"
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Keiwa let out a long sigh as he stared blankly at the ceiling with Ace still clinging to him on the bed. "Times I feel like I should start checking on my blood pressure..."
"Is it THAT bad?" asked the muffled voice from his back. Keiwa just let out a long sigh.
"Ace~! You really need to tone down your silly pranks sometimes..."
Ace reacted by putting one leg over his and showering even more kisses on his bare shoulders. "Then Keiwa, just prank me back in return the next time. Didn't you used to say before that Tanukis are great tricksters as well?"
Keiwa rolled his eyes at him. "Could you even handle any of my actual pranks, Ace?" he asked, shaking his head before Ace could even answer his question. "Nah, I wouldn't even have the heart to prank you on anything."
"Aww... you're so sweet—!" chirped the fox again as Ace sat up to look at him expectantly. "Does that mean that you'll be staying over here again tonight, Keiwa?"
"No—" came the immediate reply as Ace pouted miserably. Keiwa laughed as he pulled Ace back into his embrace. "Gotcha—! I told you that you couldn't handle my pranks!" exclaimed Keiwa again as Ace made some soft whimper in protest.
Keiwa sighed again as he wrapped his arms around Ace's body, swaying to and fro to console the adorable fox in his arms.
"Get a room..." he let out a low groan. "One day I'll get that buffalo on some prank as payback!"
"Hmm?" Ace sighed as he was fully satisfied being in his current position. "Then what actually were we doing here right now... Keiwa?"
Keiwa let out a snort as if Ace had just asked for a very obvious answer.
"I'm recharging my energy," he said as Ace let out a small giggle.
"I see..."
