Episode 11: Afthermathematics Gold!

(Afthermathematics Theme)

Replays scenes from previous episodes, specially ones from eliminated contestants.

Cheers!

"Welcome everyone to The Afthermathematics Aftermath Show! I am your host Suicune!" She smirks.

"And I'm your Co-Host, Ninetails." She smiles looking at the camera.

"Here we will spill dirty secrets, show off some awesome drama and interview the eliminated players from Mew's Newest World Cruise!" Suicunte smirks.

Many members of the audience cheered, the Popcorn Gallery seemed pretty empty tho, only Shuckle, Dunsparce, Delphox, Vulpix and Lairon!

"Our first guess is a timid one, all the way from Serenity Fields we have the first boot of the season... Chikorita!" Ninetails announced.

Cheers!

Chikorita shyly walked, her leaf was covering one of her eyes, cause she was scared.

"Hey Chikorita, how was your plunge?" Suicunte asked.

"It was super s-scary... I never felt more afraid in my life... I was teleported here after floating around for a c-couple of hours..." Chikorita looked scared.

"What about your time on the show? As short as it was, no one really liked you?" Ninetails frowns.

"I didn't like them either... e-everyone on my team looked v-very spooky or were just s-super mean..." Chikorita shivered in terror.

"Our next guest is... Mienfoo!" Suicunte announced.

Cheers!

"My time on this show was stupid, why would they vote me off?! Makes no sense.. I hate this stupid franchise I never want to return to it ever again..."Mienfoo crossed her arms.

"Awe how cute, next player is Baby!" Ninetails cheered.

Cheers!

Baby crawled towards the Aftermath Stage.

Baby began doing baby noises and drooling.

"You're right, anywho next is Snom!" Suicunte announced.

"It's outrageous I been eliminated over everyone else! I should had won, I'm prettier, smarter and stronger than everyone else, i'm a winner!" Snom glares.

"With that size? Doubt it..." Suicunte scoffs.

"Next player is everyone's favorite left hand, cause the right one is probably taken... it's Handy!" Ninetails cheered.

Handy crawled around.

"So about your elimination Handy?" Ninetails asked.

Handy began doing a lot of hand signs quickly.

"Uhh we'll get back to you on that.. Durant thoights?" Ninetails asked.

"Being eliminated sucked, I knew Heatmor would betray me like that!" Durant glares.

"Wait uh where is Probopass?" Asked Shuckle.

"He's been sent to jail for an R word charge." Suicunte spoke as she smoked a vape.

"Dang.. Probopass should've stayed away from those Raspberries..." Shuckle smiled.

Dunsparce sighed and hugged Shuckle.

"Next up is Mothim." Suicunte spoke.

"Um glad I'm finally safe... the show can get pretty intense sometimes..." Mothim shrugged.

"Indeed, what do you think Munchlax?" Asked Ninetails.

Munchlax was asleep and snoring.

"Oh classic Munchlax!" Shuckle giggled.

Laugh Track!

"Next up is Dhelmise, you were betrayed and backstabbed by ye own crew, what you think of that lassie?" Asked Suicunte.

"YAR! Them anchovies really blindside ye ol lad but this captain ain't gonna sink just yet, I still hope I can win some prize booty in a future season!" Dhelmise gave a hearty pirate laugh.

"Klefki, come on out and tell us about your show experience!" Ninetails smiles kindly.

"This show is so fudging poopy, like why the heck did my team eliminate me I am so flipping nice, they can all kiss my butt goodbye cause I am like way better than any of those dummies!" Klefki was angry

"Joltik! You been eliminated pretty early too, why?" Suicunte asked

"I don't know eh, I did my best and I was trying to help the team but I guess it wasn't enough.." Joltik frowned

"Squirtle! Everyone's favorite jock, you accidentally eliminated yourself remember?" Ninetails asked

"Psh yeah man and it SUCKED! I should've still been in the game but noooooo instead Yanmas cringe face outlasted me for like a dozen episodes!" Squirtle crossed his arms

Vulpix and Delphox looked skeptical at turtle

"I don't think that many episodes passed since that." Delphox told him.

"Psh whatever nerd.." Squirtle sat down on the couch.

"Next up is Galarian Ponyta! Hey GP how was the show?" Asked Ninetails.

"Awful! Absolutely horrid! It was nasty and dirty and unclean! I hated it!" Galarian Ponyta shivered.

"Damn she's annoying.." Mienfoo boredly looked at her.

"Rude! I'm not annoying I just want to make sure the whole world is clean!" Galarian Ponyta spoke.

"You realize how impossible that is right?" Vulpix told her.

Galarian Ponyta was about to speak when suddenly Suicunte interrupted her.

"Ahem! We are busy and on a tight schedule here... next up is Seismitoad!" Suicunt announced.

"GASP! Little buddy!" Seismitoad smiles.

"Big Bro!" Joltik smiled.

That classic reunited music played as Joltik and Seismitoad ran towards eachother in slow motion.

In actual time, they were moving at an extremely slow speed.

"How are they doing that?" Asked Mothim.

Mienfoo shrugs.

"Welcome Stonjourner, you always been here right?" Asked Ninetails.

Stonjourner was completely silent as they were standing still, neutral expression.

"Uhhh Crack-A-Chu!Tell us about your break up with Dragonair!" Suicunte smirks.

"She and I didn't break up, she's just confused you'll see babe is gonna want me back." Crack-A-Chu smirks.

"Muk! You fuCKED up when you annoyed your teammates, an early boot hmm?" Suicunte asked.

"Psh whatever man, I already won a season before so I didn't even need this shit." Muk looked annoyed.

"Solrock! Your happy arc is now over and you're back to being a depressed weirdo?" Suicunte asked.

"...I'm not depressed... this is just my normal me..." Solrock rolled her eyes.

"Yikes if that's your normal you maybe you should've just stayed being a cringe happy bitch haha." Suicunte laughed.

Solrocks eyes glew with psychic energy as she was angry.

"Uhhhh next player is Wigglytuff, quite the early leave huh?" Ninetails asked her.

"I know right?! I deserved to get further but those Dominator losers screwed me over!" Wigglytuff glares.

"Dragonair! Ready to talk about your relationship with Crack-A-Chu? He says you and him are still dating, what did you think?" Suicunte grins.

"...sigh.. Crack-A-Chu we.. we can't date.. you and I just aren't a good match-" Dragonair frowns.

"What?! But we been dating for so long! This is so sudden why.. i... can change and be better if you want! I'll be stronger, faster, smarter-" Crack-A-Chu looked desperate.

"I don't want show-offy skills or strength Crack-A-Chu, I needed a supportive and caring boyfriend.. one that didn't only treat me nice but those around me as well... i... I'm sorry I can't do this anymore.." Dragonair began tearing up as she left the stage.

"Dragonair wait!!!" Crack-A-Chu began to follow after her as he also left.

Awkward Silence...

"Must be a sunday!" Squirtle winked at the fourth wall.

# Laugh Track

"Uh we'll be right back with the Afthermathematics Shows after these commercials breaks." Ninetails gave a sheepish smile as the camera zoomed away.

(Afthermathematics Outro)

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(Bleep!)

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(Ads end)

(Afthermathematics Intro)

Cheers!

"Ahem we are back from the ad breaks, next up on the interview list is a metallic bird who's voice is as annoying as their attitude!-" Ninetails smiles.

"What did you say about me you little bitch!" Skarmory yells offscreen.

"Please welcome, Skarmory!" Ninetails announced.

Skarmory walked towards the couch, cheers!

"I hate that I was eliminated so fucking early I been waiting SO LONG to join a new shitty season, just to be a phase 1 boot?! Ugh this shit fucking sucks!" Skarmory yells.

"Next are the twins In and Deedee!" Suicunte announced ignoring Skarmory.

In looked bored and DeeDee smiled.

"My brother doesn't like talking to strangers, or to anyone he doesn't like really, he barely talks to me!" DeeDee smiles.

"In why did you join this season even tho you didn't want to be in the season, like why did you apply?" Ninetails asked.

In flipped her off.

"Damn okay next is Vanillish, oh wait she's dead..." Ninetails frowned.

"Isn't Pumpkingking the only one that can revive ye barnacle?" Dhelmise asked.

"Indeed he is, but he and Mew don't come here till the end of the season in the final Aftermath show... oh well who fucking cares, it's Vanillish!" Suicunte smirks.

Everyone began laughing other than Chikorita, Handy, Munchlax, Stonjourner, GP, Joltik and Seismitoad!

"Oh this is a spicy one Trump! You been accused on spunking on Flareon is this true?" Asked Ninetails.

"I plead the fifth and want to talk to an attorney." Gumshoos crossed his arms.

"Musharna get over here bitch, you are also eliminated!" Suicunte smirks.

"Ugh to being in the final 2 to being an early boot this sucks..." Musharna growls.

"How was your time on the show?" Asked Ninetails.

"Being surrounded by Team Dominator members was awful, they're all super annoying!" Musharna grumbled.

"And you weren't?" Skarmory mumbles, Squirtle chuckles.

"Next is Ninjask, you're out boy, why?" Asked Ninetails.

"Someone as amazing and perfect as me was supposed to win this season, it's just that milk was impossible to consume, it was too heavy to carry and my stomach can't handle so much of the white stuff!" Ninjask glares.

"Heh." Wigglytuff grins.

"Almost done, hello there Mawile how you doing!" Ninetails smiles.

"...hey..." Mawile shrugs.

"How was your time on the show?" Asked Ninetails.

"...ok I guess..." Mawile shrugs.

"Okay so final three, Yanma your boyfriend broke up with you, why tho?" Suicunte smirks.

"TnT my bf abandoned me, this is so sad x,c anywho I started an only Fans recently and if any of you wanna buy my name is-" Yanma smiles.

"Dude you just broke up with him and are doing that stuff?" Delphox asked.

"What, Cyndaquil was also letting me do it when I dated him." Yanma shrugged.

"Just lost respect for the little fella." Vulpix frowned.

"So you don't care you and Cyndaquil are no more?" Asked Suicunte.

"Uhhh like nah, he has the choice to date or not date me but I do wish him some xoxo hehe!" Yanma giggles.

"Whatever... next up is.. Druddigon! Tell us how was it for your entire team to vote you off?" Asked Suicunte.

"Ugh well it was a bit shocking, I thought we were all pretty chill with eachother but damn they all quickly turned on me... I know there wasn't any hard feelings and stuff; probably best move they could do for their game but still very messed up backstab." Druddigon frowns.

"And lastly.. Heatmor! Sorry you were eliminated 1 episode before Phase 2; once you were out so was the spirit of Leftovers." Ninetails frowned.

"Psh as if it had any spirit at all..." Ninjask rolled his eyes.

"It sucked seeing everyone in Leftovers leave one by one, it has to be the worst losing streak on reality show history, but now I'm being interviewed by Ninetails and Suicunte so this isn't any better..." Heatmor grumbled.

"SUICUNE! NOT SUICUNTE! I'M SUICUNE!" Suicunte glared

"Yeah whatever you say..." Heatmor looked bored

Finally Seismitoad and Joltik stopped going in slow motion and-

Hugged eachother, Joltik got on top of Seismitoad head, he smiled.

"Yay! Now that I'm here with Joltik, I feel way happier than when I was on the show!" Seismitoad was happy.

"Where is this Aftermath show even taking place on?" Asked Mienfoo.

"Johto, we are on Goldenrod City right now..." Dunsparce told her.

"I farted." Muk smiles.

(Ding!)

"Uhh that's all the time we had for today, come see next episode for the final 32 players to compete in Paldea again! This has been Suicune." Suicunte announced.

"And Ninetails singing out, see you in our next installment of Mew's Newest World Cruise: The Aftermath!" Ninetails waved.

The cameras zook out revealing the large cast of pokemon players just chilling in the bleachers, the live audience was also watching the shiny Aftermath stage.

(Afthermathematics Outro!)

Mutiny Pirates:

Trubbish, Gardevoir, Magby, Vespiqueen, Dusclops, Psyduck, Cryogonal

DOMINATED!

Sylveon, Flareon, Alcreamie, Dubwool, Lucario, Foe, Drifblim, Eiscue

Pew Pew:

Toxtricity, Makuhita, Dedenne, Bergmite, Cyndaquil, Grotle, OOM-6, Roger

Unnamed Team 2:

Scorbunny, Ludicolo, Lunatone, Volcarona, Totodile, Chandelure, Togepi, Salazzle