Bobby's New Pet

By Shadowgate

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The Hill Family decided to stay another day in Japan. Bobby would get to see his girlfriend. As his grandpa told him "it's a real kick in the rear end" to have to come back 50 years later to see your loved one.

Bobby was now prouder of his grandfather than he'd ever been.

Bobby said "Grandpa I owe you everything for having them stop the car."

Margaret said "oh this trip has been a delight and my column will be so wonderful."

All of the sudden a loud thumping sound is heard.

The emperor yelled out "no!"

Hank asked "dad are you sure you didn't spit in the emperor's face while I wasn't looking?"

The Colonel yelled "of course I didn't."

Japanese citizens were shaking with fear but American tourists didn't know what to think.

Bobby looked up and said "it's him it really is him."

Margaret was ready to faint.

Hank said "Bobby let's run for our lives."

Bobby said "no way dad, I want to stick around for this."

Hank said "are you stupid boy? Do you want to get killed?"

Godzilla moved inward toward everyone.

Margaret screamed and jumped into Hank's arms.

The emperor said "he first came in 1954 and is considered a legend."

Hank said "I consider him the last thing I see in Japan."

Godzilla let off a big scream.

The emperor said "we greatly feared Godzilla. But we realize now that if he stands before us he's not going to cause destruction. He would have done so by now if he actually wanted to."

The emperor went on to say "today opens a new era. An era of happiness and peace between two powerful nations."

Margret yelled "this is a great new era for my writing column."

Hank said "damn it honey you already told us you'd write about it now the emperor is talking about a new era of peace."

Margret looks up and says "Hank look, Godzilla is picking up Bobby.

Bobby yelled from up high "this is an era where I see a new wild beast in my life."

Bobby went on to say "it is also a great era or specifically shorter era which is that of my girlfriend and me spending the past week together.

Bobby went on to say "I would love to bring Godzilla home with me as a pet."

Hank said "no way could we have Godzilla standing in our neighborhood."

Hank mentioned "our neighbors would go nuts."

A loud gong is heard.

Bobby yelled "peaceful as a kitten he shall be my new pet!"

Hank groaned but everyone else thought Bobby as being cute.

Bobby called out "dad we should take him home. He'd be great for barbecues because he could cook the food in a second. He can breathe fire."

Godzilla exhaled and a big ball of fire lit up the sky and fell into the ocean.

Hank said "well he'd also cook us in a second as well."

Bobby said "I can take him to school and I'd be so popular."

Hank asked "how are we going to get him on a plane?"

Bobby answered "good point and I don't think first class would even satisfy him."

Margaret said "oh Bobby I'm sure you'll never forget being held by a giant but oh so friendly beast. You discovered that Godzilla does exist."

News vans come out. Hank said "Bobby has made history. This will be world news networks."

THE END