Well That was fun. After being sealed away for so long it felt good to stretch my magic a bit. And what luck that it was a cartoonist who found me, a sweet yet spineless man named Stanley Ipkiss who really needed my special brand of pick me up. He learned confidence and gained the backbone needed for his life and in that case my work was done.
Unfortunately it looks like Stanley decided to run off with his babe And live the happy life with her. Not that I could blame him cause damn she was fine! And I take pride in that, cause it was my charisma that got him to jump out of his shell, Bring that oaf Dorian down ( God I hope he washed up somewhere faraway) and finally ran off with that leggy blonde. Although my only reward was being tossed into a river like trash.
Oh well Stanley believes it to be safer without my presence and I'm kinda used to that attitude from folks. Anyway I guess all's that's left is to find the next host
have a good one ipkiss
2 Months later
As the mask floated he was unaware he would cross paths with three young boys who currently were fighting over candy. All they wanted was a jawbreaker a simple orb of candy and they managed to get two of them fairly .But these boys had a tendency to sabotage themselves in pursuit of the treat and once again a chain of events led them here chasing after their desired confection.
One was short with three hairs on his head and wore a mostly yellow shirt with a red stripe on one side and a purple stripe on the other and a purple collar
One was scrawny but of average height what hair he may have possessed was covered by a dark sock shaped hat and he wore a short sleeve red shirt.
And the Finally was tallest with a yellow complexion, his hair was mostly stubble and he had a large singular eyebrow. He wore a red and white striped shirt and long sleeve green jacket over it.
"Follow that jawbreaker, Ed!" The short one yelled to the tall one (Ed) "Hey! It's mine, Double D!" He said to the scrawny one (Double Dee) The shortest boy chased after the jawbreaker a desperate look in his eyes.
"Ready or not, here I come!" Ed yelled
The sweet sphere rolled down a fence precariously placed beside the creek,it's perfect balance on the top ended once The boys arrive at the same post and pushed it out.
"Gotcha!" Ed stated joyfully
The boys made a grab for for the jawbreaker accidentally pushing it into the creek. They followed it into the cold, cold water. Little did they know they just made a life altering decision.
2 months floating submerged in water was dull. I had no idea why i can't seem to make it to dry land.A normal mask may have dissolved by now but I'm indestructible. Fortunately I am capable of simply sleeping through most of this but I may have to magic my way out of- Hmm What's this?
Three boys in front of me splashing through the water looking for something? Hmmm I may be wrong but it looks like my new host is soon to be found
" I almost had it! But you had to be all goody two shoes! And share it!"The short one yelled at Double Dee.
" I do apologize Eddy for thinking we could handle this with some semblance of sanity" Double Dee groaned at the short one(Eddy). Double Dee was soaked, starving and freezing so he had no patience for Eddys complaining.
A bitter part of him thought if he could go back he'd simply let Ed have one of his jawbreaker's and taken the other. And Eddy could just deal with it.
Of course that part was a fragment of him he kept locked, All his Rage and anger at the unfairness of what the Ed's dealt with from the neighborhood. He couldn't let it out he's far to polite.
" Cool!" Ed said excitedly
" You found it!?" Eddy said with a smile that melted when he saw Ed walking out of the creek with some strange item in his hand.
"No. But I found this!" Ed Said holding out A green wooden mask with eye holes and a blank expression carved on its surface.
"Ed!You dolt! It's a stupid mask! " Eddy yelled in anger not impressed by the face wear. Double Dee Stepped closer to examine the Mask he felt he'd seen it before.
" May I see the mask Ed?" Double Dee asked. Ed handed it to him and Double Dee looked at it intently.
" Guys! Stop with the damn piece of junk and find my jawbreaker!!" Eddy yelled in anger.
" Eddy the jawbreaker is gone. It's been an hours and it's dissolved in the water by now. Now be quiet for a minute." Double Dee said sternly much to Eddys anger at being the only one who seems to be bothered by once again being robbed of their sweet Jawbreaker once again.
"Are you kidding!?" Eddy said
" No!" Double Dee stated
" Why is that makes so important you wanna forget about my Jawbreaker?"Eddy asked fed up. Double Dee responsed
" One. The Jawbreaker as I said twice already is gone Eddy. Go on and risk getting sick by looking for it but you know it's gone. Get over it." He said causing Eddy to growl at the fact he was right.
"Two. I think if I'm correct This "piece of junk" As you call it may be more valuable than it seems." That caught Eddys attention
" What are you talking about sockhead?" Eddy asked
"Remember when I told you what my father said about the long lost "Mask of Loki?" Double Dee said
Eddy thought about it and he vaguely recalled double Dee saying it was worth a lot of cash if found. Eddys eyes widened
" Is That-?" Eddy said
" It matches the description and plus last my father said it was lost at sea. Of course I'll have to see my father's books to confirm it." Double Dee said. Ed walked up With a somewhat dissolved jawbreaker
" Hey guys it washed up on the bank over there? You still want it Eddy?" Ed asked before Eddy angrily tore it from Ed's hand and tossed it in the creek
" Bigger things than a soaked jawbreaker now Lumpy come on to Double Dees house!" Eddy said before grabbing his friends and racing back into town
Well this should be interesting. Washing up in the suburbs and being found by three Kids who seem pretty chaotic on their own but let's see what it's like when you add me. Brace yourself Whatever the hell this towns called I gotta feeling Big Head is coming soon!