Treehouse of Horror X The first episode of season eleven. It's Halloween once again! Marge accidentally runs over Ned and the family try to hide his death. However someone knows they killed Ned Flanders... Then Bart and Lisa become super heroes! Then for the final story, Homer accidentally causes the end of the world when the Y2k bug spreads from his computer at work!
Plot
The Opening is a stage show featuring Kang and Kodos as the hosts. They're performing a comedy routine before an audience of aliens.
However the audience don't find their jokes funny so canned laughter is used.
"Kodos what are you doing?" Kang asks as his sister has a welding torch.
"You told me to warm up the audience!" said Kodos.
The aliens sit bored as canned laughter plays.
Kang shudders.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have to apologize for my sister. She had to borrow a human brain." said Kang.
Canned laugher.
Meanwhile the Simpsons in their forms from various previous Treehouse of Horror episodes are watching the TV. Homer is a Jack-in-a-box Homer from Treehouse of Horror II, Marge is a witch from Treehouse of Horror VIII, Bart is fly headed mutant Bart from Treehouse of Horror VIII, Lisa has an axe lodged in her head and Maggie is Alien Maggie with tentacles from Treehouse of Horror IX. And Hugo from Treehouse of Horror VII is sat with them too.
"What has aliens got to do with Halloween?" Lisa asked.
"Silence!" Maggie yelled before vaporising Lisa with her death ray gun.
I Know What You Diddly-Did!
One night the Simpsons are driving home on a country road in the fog. They are discussing having just defeated a hoard of vampires to get their breakfast cereal back...
"I can't believe we fought off all those vampires to get our breakfast cereal back..." said Bart.
"Yeah but it was worth it to get our Super Sugar Crisp back." said Oscar eating cereal.
"Can't get enough of that sugar crisp!" Homer sung while eating Sugar crisp cereal.
Hugo winced. Yes Hugo. Vampires stealing breakfast cereal for some god forsaken reason...
Homer was singing the sugar bear commercial.
"Homer did you put the fog lights in like I asked?" Marge asked.
Homer sings about forgetting to put the fog lights in while eating cereal.
"I better pull over..." Marge pulls over only to bump something really hard. "What was that?!"
They get out to check what it is.
"Oh please be a dog..." Marge begs.
However they all gasp in horror as it's revealed Marge has ran over Ned Flanders! Dun dun dun!
"Oh no!" Marge gasped.
"You've killed Mr Flanders!" Lisa explained.
"You bastard!" Kyle from South Park yelled.
Crickets chirp as everyone stood feeling awkward. Homer scratched his butt.
"It was an accident!" Marge begged.
"Face it! No one is gonna believe the Simpsons killed Ned Flanders by accident! Even I have my doubts!" Bart lamented.
"He's dead!" Homer gasped. He pokes Ned with a stick. "He's definitely dead!"
"Eeeew! Don't poke his eye!" Lisa groaned.
Oscar laughed.
"What are gonna do?!" Marge lamented.
"We'll have to go to the cops." said Lisa.
"No!" said Homer.
Homer talks with dead Flanders that he must maintain the impression of still being alive.
The Simpsons gawk at him concerned by him whispering to a corpse.
"This was not a fruitful endeavour..." said Hugo.
"Hey we got our breakfast cereals back..." said Oscar.
...
The Simpsons go home.
In the morning Homer is on the roof with Ned, working him like a puppet to explain to Maude that his fine.
"Hi Maude, Diddly! Guess who I'm helping? Diddly!"
"Neddy? Where have you been?" Maude asked.
"I've been having fun with my pal Homer! Diddly! And um... reading the bible." said Homer.
"Ooooh! Ned! When you go on those late night jogs, I get so worried!" Maude is touched that Ned is helping Homer work on his roof.
"Relax! But when I do die, I don't want any autopsies!" Homer says as Ned while dancing his corpse about.
While Maude is distracted a crow pecks at Ned.
"Go away! Stupid crow!" Homer shooed the crow.
"Well come on down from there you goofy roofy." Maude joked.
Bill Cosby helping Homer with the roof was about to speak.
"Not now..." said Homer.
"Oh I left some cookies in the oven." Maude went inside.
"Me eat cookies! Omnomnomnom!" said Cookie Monster.
When Maude goes inside Homer throws his corpse off the roof. It lands on Santa's Little Helper's dog house.
"D'oh! She didn't see it!" Homer groans. He then barges into the Flanders house.
"Honey... I think I'm having a heart attack!" Homer says as Ned.
He throws Ned on the floor and runs off to hide. He hears Maude scream.
(Maude screams)
"Done and done!" Homer smirks as he goes home dusting his hands.
Hugo was outside scratching himself like a dog. He winced wandering how Dad broke the news to Maude.
...
The town holds a funeral for Ned in the church.
Maude and the boys are heartbroken.
The Simpsons and Oscar attend to pay their respects.
"Don't be too sad! It'll look suspicious." said Homer.
They try not to look suspicious by being happy. Look at their faces! XD!
"And now Ned's best friend will say a few words. Homer." said Lovejoy.
Homer then makes a speech about Ned but nearly blabs that Marge ran him over.
"When I think about Ned, I can't help but remember the look on his face when Marge drove over-"
Marge makes a "Cut his mic!" gesture.
"His foot, last Sunday when he was helping Marge reverse." Homer corrected himself.
Everyone laughed.
"Yeah that was funny." Carl chuckled.
Marge sighed with relief.
Homer is about to put his foot in it again though.
Luckily he shuts up and pulls off the rest of his speech.
"Rest in peace old timer." Homer punched Ned's corpse.
The Simpsons drive home.
"I can't believe that was so easy! We got away with murder!" Homer remarked. He sees Milhouse cross the road. "I never liked that nerd Milhouse..." He turns the car to drive at Milhouse.
"Homer! No more killing!" Marge stops him and steers the car away from Milhouse.
"Oooooh..." Homer groans. "But you got to-"
"No!" said Marge.
They arrive home only to find someone has painted "I know what you did!" on their front door in red paint.
"Oh no! Someone saw us!" Marge gasped. "But who?" She looks around to find everyone glaring at her. And Homer pointing at her. "Homer stop that!"
"What?" Homer asked.
...
At home
The Simpsons have an infestation of cereal stealing vampires.
Bart's eyes widened in horror and bafflement at this ridiculous scene.
Various vampires. Like the ones that bit Bart in Treehouse of Horror IV growl while stealing boxes of cereal.
"Marge they're stealing the Sugar Crisp!" Homer whined.
"Oh no! Not the Count Fudgula! Please!" Bart whined
Hugo winced.
That night the Simpsons sit in their living room in the dark frightened when all of a sudden the phone rings.
"Who could be calling at this hour?" Marge asked.
"SpongeBob?" Oscar asked.
Bart face palmed.
Homer answers it. "Y'ello?"
"I know you're alone..." says a creepy voice.
"Who is this?" Homer quivers.
"Is this Maude Flanders?" the voice asks.
"No... This is Homer..." Homer replied nervously.
"Oh hi Homer! It's Moe! Sorry I must have dialled the wrong number!" Moe was the creepy caller. Why the fudge was he calling Maude I don't know...
Suddenly lightning lights up the room revealing someone has written "I know what you did!" repeatedly all over the walls. The Simpsons scream.
They scream even more when they see a shadowy figure brandishing a meat hook. Oh god! It's the killer from I Know what you did last summer!
Oscar screamed.
"It's the Hook!"
The Simpsons scream.
They run outside and get in the car. However the car also has the same "I know what you did!" message daubed on it. They scream and drive away.
...
They soon are on a country road with the figure following them.
"Oh God! Please spare our lives!" Homer cries. The car's engine cuts out. "D'oh!"
The Simpsons get out. Homer decides they need to split up.
"Marge, you hide in that abandoned amusement park!" There's a scary abandoned amusement park.
"Lisa, the pet cemetery!" Lol! Pet Semetery... there's an animal cemetery.
"Bart, super rollerblade disco!" (Points to an abandoned rollerblading disco club) "And take Hugo!"
"And I'll go skinny dipping where those sexy teenagers were horribly murdered a hundred years ago tonight!" Homer gives everyone directions.
"Now Ned you-"
Everyone screams. "Aaaaaaaaaagh! Ned Flanders!"
"But we killed you!" Marge gasped.
"Well you can't kill the undead, silly!" Ned explained in his usual cheery tone. Homer pokes him in the eye with a stick.
"He's undead alright..." Homer remarks as Ned frowns at him.
Oscar chuckled.
Bart sighed fed up with him finding that funny.
"But how?" Lisa asks.
"It's a funny old story..." Ned explained.
He told how that night he was on a late night jog and decided to hurry up because it was getting late. Suddenly a wolf attacked him and mauled him in the bushes. The wolf gave him lycanthropy, he became a werewolf.
However Werewolf Ned was then ran over by the Simpsons and returned back to normal in a near dead state.
"Oooooh! You were gonna kill us!" The Simpsons laugh sheepishly.
"Yeah..." Ned chuckles. Suddenly the clouds part revealing a full moon. Ned transforms into a werewolf!
Ned growls.
He gets slobber on Homer's shirt. "Eeeew! I want the news not the wetter!" Homer makes a poor joke. "Hey did you hear my crack at Werewolf Flanders?!" Homer asks his family while chuckling. However they're already running away in terror.
Ned growls and snarls. "Diddly!"
Homer yelps and runs away, but Ned is too fast for him. The werewolf pounces on him and tears him apart.
Homer screams.
However Ned gets too greedy. "Ha! Eyes bigger than your stomach, eh Wolfy?" Homer smirks. Then he screams in pain as Werewolf Ned continues to maul him.
Marge heard Homer's screams echo throughout the countryside.
"Oooooh Homie..." she lamented. She found herself at the spooky abandoned amusement park with clown heads and clown motifs. Because amusement parks have creepy looking clowns for some reason...
Plot 2
Desperately Xeeking Xena
One Halloween night, the school opens its gymnasium up for the night to scan the children's candy for dangerous items. The local kids each take turns getting their candy X-rayed.
Ralph is up first. He's dressed as a police officer.
"Awwww! Isn't that the cutest police officer!" Chief Wiggum strokes his son's head.
"Hey, we have feelings too Chief..." Lou groans.
"Put your candy on the conveyor belt, Ralphy..." Chief Wiggum explained to Ralph. He did so. Chief Wiggum then loudly announces everything in the candy. "Safe. Safe. Razor blade. Syringe. Oh! White chocolate!"
Apparently the X Ray machine can point out white chocolate.
Meanwhile Milhouse boasts about his Halloween costume. "Look Lisa! I'm radioactive man!"
"Milhouse... I doubt Radioactive man wore pyjamas with pictures of himself on them while wearing his own face as a mask..." Lisa groaned.
"Yeah...l" Bart groaned.
Milhouse sighed.
Lisa's dressed as a pilot with a helmet and goggles and an old pilot's jacket and scarf. And she's wearing shorts. Apparently she's Amelia Earhart...
"You're just jealous..." Milhouse remarked.
"Why would we be jealous?" Bart asks. "At least my costume's authentic." Bart is dressed in a Radioactive man suit.
"I'm a clown!" Oscar went dressed as a clown with a big red shiny nose.
"Um... yes Oz..." Bart winced.
"I went as myself." said Hugo.
It's then Nelson's turn to have his candy scanned. He went as a pirate again... (same as Treehouse of Horror III...)
...
Nelson shoves his pillow case heavily filled with candy into the machine. However it gets lodged. "Get in there! Stupid machine!" Nelson grunts as he punches the pillow into the machine.
"Hey! Watch it!" Chief Wiggum whines.
The machine violently malfunctions with green radioactive beams shining from it.
"Oh no! Radiation! Duck and cover children!" Principal Skinner warns. That's earthquakes you moron!
However Bart just stands there. "Coooool!"
"Bart! No!" Lisa runs up to him to tackle him to the floor. However a green blast of radiation hits them. Bart goes flying into a wall, Lisa crashes into a book case. It falls on her and crushes her.
"Nooooo!" Skinner laments. "Lisa... She's been crushed. And so have our hopes of a mathletics team..."
"Save the funeral, Poindexter..." Lisa grunts as she lifts the heavy bookcase off of herself and throws it with ease.
"Poindexter?!" Principal Skinner asks in disbelief that Lisa would be rude to him.
"Coooool! That radiation must have given you super strength!" Bart says joyfully. "I wonder if I have any super powers..." Bart's eyes stretch out of his sockets as he examines himself. "Nope. Not there..." Then he realises... "I can stretch!"
Bart stretches his neck really high. "Look at me!" He shows off his powers. However he breaks a ceiling lamp and electrocutes himself slightly. "Ow! Hot hot hot!" He returns to his usual shape.
"I must only use this power to annoy!" Bart declares. He stretches his arm. It goes out a window and knocks on the gym doors.
"Now who could that be at this hour..." Skinner answers the door. Bart's hand is just waving at him. "Yes, up, down, side to side... What is your point?!" Bart's hand slaps him. "Ow!"
Bart laughs deviously as he returns his arm to its usual length.
"Bart, with these powers we could become super heroes!" Lisa declares while spinning Chief Wiggum on her finger like a basketball.
"Ok! So do it already!"
Behold! The awesome Stretchdude and Clobbergirl title sequence!
Stretchdude and Clobbergirl!
He's a human rubberband, she's the hulk in pearls!
They foil bank robbers.
He's a limber lad, she's a powerful lass!
He'll wring your neck, and she'll kick your aaaaasss!
They beat up Saddam Hussein.
Then they puncture a Nazi blimp with the Statue of Liberty and it flies away.
Stretchdude... and Clobbergirl! (Singers repeat and fade out)
Lisa accidentally throws Bill Clinton about while shaking his hand.
"Tonight's episode, Enter the Collector!" says the narrator.
...
Xena actress, Lucy Lawless is at a convention in the town hall answering questions to nerds.
Nerds chatting and administering their asthma pumps.
"And once the girls get to know the real you I'm sure they'll be clambering for you..." Lucy Lawless replied.
Mmmmmmm... Xena...
Professor Frink had a question. "Ah yes. In episode S13E5 You appear to fighting barbarians on a winged (he pronounces it as wing-ed) Appaloosa. Yet in the next scene you're riding a winged Arabian! Please explain!"
"Well...(She can't answer) When you see something like that, a wizard did it!" Lucy Lawless replied.
"Very well. And in scene 5 of-"
"Wizard!" Lucy Lawless quickly shut down his question.
Suddenly The Collector, Comicbook Guy in a green costume, crashed through the ceiling on a giant magnet. "I am the Collector! And I've come to add you to my collection!" The Collector announces. He uses his magnet to grab Lucy Lawless, because her iron breastplate is magnetic...
"Must remove... Iron breastplate!" Lucy Lawless undoes her breastplate. However the nerds start taking pictures. "Maybe later..."
Elsewhere at the Simpsons.
For precautionary measures because two of their canon children had been zapped with high radiation. Marge and Homer called round Professor Frink. He had a Geiger counter.
"How about a Giger counter..." said Oscar being stupid again.
Bart rolled his eyes as he was being scanned. The Geiger counter clicked rapidly from finding radiation.
Marge was concerned.
"I'd relax Mrs Simpson. Rather than poisoning your children. The radiation has given them super powers with the flying and the smashing through walls and the..." said Frink.
"Yes we get it Professor. I have super strength and Bart can stretch like rubber." said Lisa.
"Dad can you not use my powers to fish out things you accidentally flushed down the toilet..." Bart sighed.
...
The Collector is driving Lucy Lawless back to his lair. She's still stuck to the magnet.
"Care for a Rolo, sweet Xena?" The Collector asks.
"Ugh! For the last time! I'm not Xena! I'm an actress you dork!" Lucy Lawless tried to explain.
"Please, I'm not insane. I just wish to take you back to my lair and make you my wife!" The Collector explained.
"Oh dear God!" Lucy Lawless yelled.
At the Simpsons house Oscar got a packet of Rolos as one of the many candies he got from trick or treating.
It was now All Saints Day. Damn you Natalie Appleton!
"That's not what the holiday is about..." Bart groaned.
...
Meanwhile Stretchdude and Clobbergirl (Bart and Lisa) are outside raking up the leaves.
"Clobbergirl..." Bart asks Lisa to lift up the house. Bart sweeps the leaves into the basement. Lisa drops the house back into place. Bart dusts off his hands in accomplishment.
"Heeeeeelpp!" Lucy Lawless yells as the Collector's truck drives past with her stuck to the magnet.
Stretchdude stretches his neck out to see what the commotion was.
"It's Xena! She's been kidnapped!" Well, duh! "Hop on!" Stretchdude turns into a pogo stick and bounce off down the road after Xena.
"Be careful! You're vulnerable to kryptonite!" Marge warns them.
"Sheesh! Tell the whole neighbourhood Marge!" Homer groans.
...
At the Collector's lair (Android's Dungeon basement) The Collector seals Lucy Lawless in an Aluminised PET bag.
"Now you'll stay in near mint condition in between Yasmin Bleeth and Doctor Who. She's hung up in a PET bag between some girl from Baywatch and Tom Baker from Doctor Who in his Doctor costume.
However Clobbergirl smashes through the wall of his underground lair. "I don't think so Collector!"
"I don't think so either!" Stretchdude follows her through the hole she made.
Bart as Stretchdude stretches his butt up to the balcony where the collector is and taunts him while making a silly noise.
"That's really mature Bart... Not!" Lisa sighed.
Clobbergirl climbs up the steps from a lower part of the basement to the balcony. "Your collecting days are over, Collector!" Lisa said determined.
"Not so fast!" The Collector pulled a gun on Lisa. "I have here the only working phaser, it was used only once, to stop William Shatner from making another album."
"Stretchdude! Heeeelp!" Lisa begged.
"Just a sec..." However Bart/Stretchdude had his head in the adults only section. Eeeeew!
The Collector shot Clobbergirl knocking her out. Because energy weapons work on her somehow. Bart sees this and jumps around and morphs to dodge the phaser blasts.
"Here phaser phaser! Whoops!" Bart taunts The Collector. Eventually he runs out of ammunition (battery power for blasts) and angrily throws the phaser gun at Stretchdude. It bonks him on the head, knocking out.
...
A groggy Stretchdude and Clobbergirl are tied up (Stretchdude being used as the rope) and the Collector lowers his prisoners towards a bubbling vat of lucite.
"You are to be dipped in lucite which will seal you in hard plastic forever so I may keep you as trophies to boast of my victory." The Collector explained. "Goodbye Retchdude and Slobbergirl, sweat screams..." He left the young heroes to their fate.
Stretchdude and Clobbergirl struggled and squirmed.
"Ugh! Save yourself Bart! Let me drop!" Clobbergirl lamented.
"Ungh! What do you think I've been trying to do?!" Stretchdude replied.
Meanwhile The Collector listed the following names he would like to be called on their wedding day to Lucy Lawless. "Obi Wan, Iron Man, Mr Mxyzptlk and Big Papa Smurf."
Lucy Lawless is not impressed. "Look at you. You could have any of the women in these bags..."
"You'd think so, but nope." The Collector replies.
Lucy Lawless is touched that he truly loves her. "Oh, well... Life was really lonely for me, growing up girls always made fun of how tall I was... may be you could be my soulmate... soul collector..."
The Collector looks at her smitten.
"Come on, Xena needs sex!" She pronounces sex with a z... She kisses the air.
The collector smirks and leans in to kiss his potential wife. However she grabs his lips.
"Gotcha lips!" She punches him repeatedly and kicks him across the balcony.
"Ow! You tricked me! With a ruse so hackneyed that even Stan Lee blushed!" The Collector rants.
"Shaddup!" Lucy Lawless does the Xena war cry and leaps off of the wall in her Aluminised PET bag and starts fighting him with Kung fu moves.
However before she can finish him, he pulls out a Darth Mail lightsaber from its packaging and ignites the blades. "Ah ha! You are no match for Darth Maul's double bladed lightsaber! From Star Wars Episode One! The Phantom Menace!"
Lucy Lawless gasps. "You've removed it from its original packaging!"
"Nooooooo! It's no longer a collectible! Aaaaaaaaaaagh!" The Collector said in anguish before tripping and falling off the balcony into the boiling lucite.
He crawls out but is already starting to solidify. "Lucite hardening! Must end life in Lorne Greene pose from Battlestar Galactica! (His joints make horrid crunching noises as he forces himself into a kneeling pose) Best death ever!"
"What a nerd..." Lucy Lawless sighed as she got out of her PET bag. Somehow she still had time to save Stretchdude and Clobbergirl as they are next shown leaving the comic book store...
...
Lucy Lawless is leaving the comic book store with Bart and Lisa. "Come on. Let's get you kids home." She takes off and flies them home.
"Wait, Xena can't fly!" Lisa remarked.
"I told you, I'm not Xena, I'm Lucy Lawless!" Lucy Lawless explained.
"Oh." Lisa understood. That makes even less sense! I doubt she can fly in real life...
The story ends with a reprise of the Stretchdude and Clobbergirl theme tune!
Plot 3
Life's a glitch, then you die.
The Simpsons are having a New Years party to celebrate the new millennium. Dick Clark is on the TV hosting a godforsaken crap band who've just finished performing.
"That was White Snake with their latest album." Dick explained.
"We're not White Snake, man, we're Poison!" said the band leader.
"I thought we were Quiet Riot..." said the guitar player.
"This drum set says we're Raff!" said the drummer.
"Bah! Music these days!" Grampa rants before going to sleep and snoring loudly.
Rick James is then playing his song Super Freak until some cops handcuff and arrest him.
"Aww, what did I do now?!" he whines while being taken away.
The host then dedicates that song to all the Y2K computer nerds who worked round the clock to destroy the Millennium bug.
"Eh, Homer, didn't your sector have to do some debugging this year?" Carl asked.
"Of course. Cleaned out all of those old computers..." Homer replied.
"Hehehehe... Debugging..." Oscar chuckled.
"Are you sure, Dad? Because if just one of those computers is still infected it could corrupt every computer in the whole world!" Lisa explained ominously.
"Hehehe! Don't be silly. If that were true, I'd be horrified!" Homer replied.
The New Years Eve Party went on. Homer drank a can of Duff beer while watching bands perform songs to celebrate the new year.
Next to him, Muslim Homer drank a can of Buzz Cola, because they may not consume alcohol apparently.
Soon Selma was so off her face on wine that she started smooching the TV while Ryan Seacrest was on it talking.
"Oh damnit! Selma you crazy broad! Stop making out with the TV!"
Bart then had a sugar crash from drinking so much apple juice cartons. However in Kid terms apple juice is their 'wine' so he acted drunk despite that he wasn't, He was just exhausted from being hyperactive from all the sugar in the apple juice.
"Ugh... more apple juice..." He wanted more juice.
"I uh think you've had enough Bart..." Lisa sighed bemused.
...
Later, Lisa was still worried that Dad had missed a computer, giving the millennium bug a possible chance to multiply and corrupt files.
Meanwhile everyone is counting down to midnight. However some computer techs monitoring the state's computers notice something horrible happening at the power plant...
"Uh oh! That's Homer's computer!" says a technician.
"Oh god! It's spreading!" says the other tech. A virus is spreading across America's computers.
The new year ball grinds to a halt and reads 1900 instead of 2000 as the Millennium bug virus takes effect.
"Happy new- Uh?" The crowd are confused.
"Oh no! It's happening!" Dick Clark melts and shuts down as it's revealed he's a robot.
The citzens of Springfield panic as the Millennium Bug cause chaos.
Ie Nelson is misusing a photocopier to photocopy pictures of his butt...
"Haw Haw!"
The Millennium Bug dematerialises him into data and returns him to a solid state again inside the photocopier.
Nelson whined confused. "Haw huh?"
At the Simpsons after everyone has gone home, the family watch as planes drop out of the sky and crash into the neighbourhood.
"There goes the Flanders house!" Homer remarks.
The Simpsons wince as a plane plummets out of the sky and crushes Ned's house.
Chaos rages across Springfield as all the nukes go off on their own, much to the horror of the Pentagon. Then the UFO restaurant Principal Skinner once took Patty to spins really fast and flies off into outer space!
People inside scream as they are flung about.
Back at the Simpsons. "Come on, let's all have a warm glass of milk and go to bed..." Homer reassures his family. However when he pours the milk it leaks out of the carton. "What the!"
"That milk has a computer chip in it Dad. Nothing with computer chips will work properly any more!" Lisa explained. That's just stupid! Milk with computer chips!
Suddenly all the kitchen devices go nuts! The ice dispenser of the fridge shoots ice cubes at Homer and the waffle iron snarls at them... The Simpsons and Oscar make Curly sounds and tug at the collars of their clothes Curly style.
...
The next day an emergency meeting is held in the church because end of the world scenarios are the church's domain...
Explosions light up the stained glass windows of the darkened church ominously.
"I warned you all your sinful soap operas and pop music would lead to the end of the world! But did any of you listen?!" Reverend Lovejoy ranted. He then listed the following evil things, including shoes with zips. Ned is wearing some and trying to take them off, but the zip is stuck.
"Why did I wear these today of all days?!" Ned whined.
Suddenly Chief Wiggum bursts in.
"Everybody they're looting the mall! Look! I got these two floor buffers!" Chief Wiggum explained.
Everyone runs out.
"Ugh! I'm stuck on something!" Homer whined. But it's Marge stopping him because she's being her boring self.
"I don't want you looting!" Marge nagged.
"Awww, but I was gonna loot you a present..." Homer whined.
"Oh! Very well." Marge lets him go.
"Woohoo!" Homer cheers and runs off to loot things.
...
Meanwhile the town is in even more carnage now everyone is looting.
Marge and the kids are waiting when Homer arrives with a gift for Marge.
"Ooooooh! A lady Remington!" He bought her a lady's electric shaver... However everything electronic is infected by the Millennium bug so the shaver attacks Marge. "Nnnnnnyaaa!" Marge grabs the shaver and throws it to the ground. It goes off somewhere while cutting through the lawn of the town square.
Oscar laughed.
The Simpsons explore the ruined town. There are cars crashing into each other and traffic lights are shooting lasers! Also cash machines explode and Professor Frink is being attacked by his inventions.
"Well look at the wonders of the computer age now, Dad..." Lisa remarks.
"Wonders or Blunders, Lisa..." Homer asks.
"I think think that was implied by what I just said..."
"Implied or implode?" Homer asks.
"Mom! Make him stop!" Lisa whined.
Suddenly they hear someone groaning in pain.
"Krusty!" Bart cries as he finds Krusty writhing in pain on the ground clutching his chest.
Krusty groans about his pacemaker malfunctioning. Suddenly it zaps him and he starts flying about like a hummingbird. "Oh no! My pacemaker's stuck on hummingbird! I'm a hummingbird! I have to drink my weight in nectar!" Then his pacemaker shuts off and he collapses to the ground, dead.
"Krustyyyyyyy!" Bart cries and bursts into tears.
"Oh boy... here come the waterworks..." Homer remarks as Bart is crying.
"Hey, Krusty has a letter!" Lisa remarks. She finds a letter on Krusty. "Welcome to operation Exodus!" Lisa gasps. "They're evacuating the Earth!"
"Oh thank you sweet clown! Even in death you've saved us all!" Homer remarks poetically as they head to the address on the letter.
"I'm not dead." Krusty replied.
"I can still hear his voice in the wind..." Homer remarked.
...
They arrive at a launch site. There's a rocket with people getting on it in an orderly line.
"They must be sending everyone to another planet!" Lisa explained. "Mars in fact! Look at all the famous celebrities! Leonard Nimoy, Jay Sherman, John Travolta..."
"Ooooh! Let's go on!" Homer was eager.
They joined the queue.
"Uh... Lisa, I think it's only for celebrities..." Bart explained as none of their friends or neighbours were in the queue.
"Ooooooh..." Homer groaned.
Once it was The Simpsons turn at the front of the queue, the guard asked them who they were.
"The piano guy from the movie Shine?" Homer replied.
"And...?" The guard asked for more than that.
"Shiny McShine?" Homer replied.
"It's Geoffrey Rush, stupid!" Hugo snapped at him.
"I'm Lisa Simpson." Lisa replied honestly as trickery wasn't going to work.
"Ah, you're the ship's navigator!" The guard replied. He then had to ask her to make a tough decision. "Now Lisa, you're going to have to make a tough decision... You're only allowed to take one grownup with you."
"Mom." Lisa didn't even give him time to finish as she picked her mom to go with her.
"Goodbye Homer!" Marge said to Homer and the boys. (Bart, Hugo and Oscar.)
"Goodbye Lisa, remember me as I am now. Filled with murderous rage!" Homer yelled as they went into the ship. It took off into space.
...
Homer comforted Bart about loosing Krusty (Even though he tried to explain he was still alive) and being stuck on a doomed earth. For some bizarre reason the Millennium bug had also rendered the planet unliveable. Probably all those nukes going off...
"Well, here we are, better make the use of what little time we have left..." Homer remarked. Bart is crestfallen. "Aw, you're still sad about Krusty aren't you..."
Suddenly Bart sees another rocket at the launch site. "Wait Dad! There's another rocket! And there's no guard at it!"
"Oooooh! We're saved!" Homer cheered. They all got on it.
The inside of the rocket was pretty comfortable.
"Hmmm nice seats." Oscar remarked.
Homer then noticed the celebrities on board. "I can't believe I destroyed the Earth..."
"Will you stop going on about Earth..." Bart groaned.
"You're right. Gotta let it go. Now we're rubbing elbows with the greats." Homer replied as he looked around. "Ooooh! It's Ross Perot! Dr Laura! Spike Lee!"
"Dad... They weren't so great!" Bart explained.
Homer notices something's not right... "But there's Dan Quayle and Courtney Love... Tonya Harding?! (Tonya has a crowbar and is patting it menacingly in her hands) Al Sharpton?! Aaaaaagh! Tom Arnold! What's going on here?!"
"Wait, only that ship is heading to Mars! Ours is heading for the Sun!" Bart explained. They were heading for the Sun!
"The Sun! But that's the hottest place on Earth!" Homer stupidly explained.
"You can say that! Rrrrrrr!" Oscar purred as he was reading page three of the Sun newspaper...
"Eeeeew!" Bart groaned as he gagged.
"Well ain't that a kick in the teeth!" Tom Arnold explained. "I mean my shows weren't great, but at least I never tied people up and forced them to watch! Which I could have, because I'm a big guy and I'm good with knots!"
"So we're all gonna die?!" Homer asked.
"Afraid so. But hey the grub's pretty good!" Tom said before downing a tin full of peaches.
"Gonna work on my tannage, body..." Pauly Shore explained.
"Paula shore?! Hey, we should do a show together that'll sure be a cure for the blues!" Tom Arnold wanted to do a show with Pauly Shore despite the fact that everyone was soon going to die...
A party horn was blown. Rosie O'Donnell appeared. "Cheer up everybody!"
"Oh no! Rosie O'Donnell!" Homer yelled in anguish.
"Let's all sing a song! (Judy Garland Trolly song) This side only!" Rosie starts singing that dreaded song... then she flicks a paper ball to get only one side to sing. Then she flicks it at Homer who grunts in pain and the side he and Bart are on start singing.
"Don't worry, Dad. We'll be dead in fifteen minutes..." Bart groaned.
"Not fast enough!" Homer screamed. He activated the ejectors in their seats. They were shot out of the rocket into space! They then sighed blissfully as their heads inflated and exploded due to being in a hard vacuum.
The credits roll as everyone still sings Cling cling go the trollies. Oh God! Make it stop!
Epilogue
Oscar and Hugo are still on the rocket heading for the Sun.
"Well, that was another Halloween folks! That episode where Bart and Lisa became superheroes was pretty awesome right?"
"Eh," Hugo replied as the cramped space and obnoxious singing drove him to cannibalism as he was eating someone's arm.
"Happy Halloween everyone!" Oscar wished everyone a happy Halloween.
The end!