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An: Writing cause very bored. Will try to be as cracky as possible.

Society felt so depressing to Mercy Mick Merch.

It was time to end it all.

Especially after someone called him Micky Mouse online.

Praying to truck kun for a good isekai, he rushed onto the highway and his body flied like a beaten ragdoll.

Pain and darkness quickly consumed him as his life quickly faded.

Feeling sensation again, Mick quickly believed truck kun had granted his wish.

Now the only question was what kind of world he was in.

Feeling his body extremely weak, his thoughts very slow, and feeling very tired, he quickly came to the conclusion he was a baby.

Thinking about it, it wasn't that bad, he would have time to learn and adapt to the world as he grew up.

Suddenly, he thought of something, he wasn't reincarnated on earth, was he?

If he was, he wanted to be aborted immediately.

Oh well, nothing could be done, Mick thought to himself.

The only downside to being a baby was basically being a little shitter,

Thinking about being a baby, he wondered if he was born crying.

Well, it didn't really matter.

Suddenly another thought came to him, he wasn't born a girl was he?

Well, that didn't matter as he would even be ok being reborn as a crab.

Thinking about his time as a baby, he hoped it passed by fast.

He didn't want to feel so mushy and slow.

A long while which felt short passed by.

Opening his eyes, Mick saw the colors of the world much clearer.

He could hear a person speaking which he didn't understand much.

Although he couldn't understand the person, he could feel the warmth coming from them.

Another long while which felt short passed.

Mick could understand words and see things very clearly now.

He found out he was in the one piece world, son of Koushirou, and twin of Kuina.

Founding out he was in the one-piece world and not on earth, he was very happy and started planning out his future.

First, did he like violence?

Thinking about it, not really.

Did he like being happy?

Yes, he did, like seemingly everyone.

What made him happy though?

Hmmmmmmmm, Mick couldn't really think of what made him happy.

There were so many things that made him happy and not one specific thing.

The internet made him happy but there was no internet.

Thinking about it, he suddenly relized there was no internet.

Well, it was time to peace out then, bye Koushirou and Kuina.

Unfortunately, it was hard to find an easy hurtless way to kill himself as a toddler.

Also, he had grown fond of Koushirou and Kuina and had come to accept them as family.

He didn't really want to make them sad.

Accepting them as a family was easy for Mick as he had the mentality of accepting new situations easily after living so long in a hopeless society.

Koushirou came up to the thinking Mick.

"Kuro what do you seem to be thinking?"

Having already accepted his new name, Kuro tried to speak back.

"Dying but don't want daddy sad."

Koushirou seemed disturbed by Kuro's words but quickly calmed himself.

"Why do you think about dying?"

He stared at Kuro wanting an answer.

"Bored."

An incredulous expression fell on Koushirou as he processed his son reply.

He then thought of trying to explain to Kuro about not dying just because of boredom, but then he realized his son might be saying he's dying because of boredom or maybe not.

He tried to convey his feelings to his son.

"As you said, I will be very sad if you die, so don't die ok?"

Kuro smiled at him and nodded.

"Ok, I promise."

With some relief, Koushirou turned to his daughter who was swinging a stick.

With his dad gone from his attention, Kuro turned back to his thoughts.

Since he was going to be living in this world, should he live normally, a bounty hunter, a pirate, a marine, or something else entirely?

Suddenly he realized something, he was bored even though he had been given a second chance at life in a fantasy world.

How many people could get such an opportunity?

Probably not many or none at all.

Immediately, Kuro decided to stop being an ungrateful little shitter.

Apologizing to truck kun, he became offended at himself for wanting more.

Resolving himself, Kuro decided to live happily.

Now, a normal person, a bounty hunter, a pirate, a marine, or something else entirely.

The life of a normal person was quite boring until pirates attack and their life goes horribly.

Kuro didn't want to have a horrible life.

The life of a bounty hunter was filled with riches and many dangers, but a bounty hunter can only go so far before they reach a limit of what they can do.

Kuro didn't feel like risking his life for riches.

The life of a pirate was filled with adventure and many dangers, it was a role where one's life was constantly on the line.

Kuro didn't want to be an enemy of the world government.

The life of a marine was filled with minimal danger and full of justice.

Kuro wasn't really much of a justice person.

A wandering bounty hunter, a free pirate, or a marine filled with justice.

Free, he liked the word, for him, it seems bounty hunter was the first option, the second option would be marine, and the last option would be pirate.

Well, the options didn't really matter, he could try all three out to see if they made him happy.

If the three options don't work, he'll try something else entirely until only the normal life option is left.

Thinking next about his little shit attitude, Kuro decided to act more crack-happy like back in the hopeless society.

Kuina birthday was comming up soon and he was working on a present for her.

He had learn sculpting since he was bored and he became quite good at it.

Using sculpting, he wanted to make a wooden sword for her.

As for the wood he wanted to use for the sword, he wanted wood from a special tree.

Currently, he was roaming the island searching for a special tree, preferably a tree that was struck by lightning or something.

After searching for a long time, he spotted a lone tree at the edge of a cliff and knew that was the one.

Now he just had to get a branch of it.

Looking at the axe in his hand, the cliff below the tree, and a tree branch far up in the tree, he wondered if this was a good idea.

Well, there was only one way to find out.

Up and up he went up.

Right by the tree branch, he started swinging and it soon fell.

Dropping his axe to the ground, he climbed back down the tree carefully and made it safely to the ground.

Going back home, he made the sword with his best effort.

At Kuina's birthday, he handed her the sword and she beamed with happiness.

She hugged him and started swinging it with joy.

Seeing her happy expression, he felt very prideful and happy with himself.

Suddenly his sister wobbled and fell with the sword because the sword was adult size.

He and Koushirou laughed as they helped her get up.

The three of them played and ate fun food.

For the present he got from Kuina, he got an eyepatch and he happily took it and made it a precious treasure to himself.

"Sis chill, why you mad?"

Kuro asked as he dodged an attack from Kuina

A very young Kuina with a wooden sword looked at him pissed.

"I know it was you, now where is it?"

Dodging another attack, Kuro tried to defend himself.

"What do you mean, what are you talking about?"

Kuina seemed to get more pissed at his words.

"My favorite wooden sword, where is it?!"

Ah, was all Kuro could think.

He remembered his sister's favorite wooden sword.

It was a sword he made for her as a birthday gift.

It seems she really had grown attached to it.

Yesterday, she pulled a prank on him and she probably thought he took it to get revenge on her.

"Sis it wasn't me."

Actually, it was Kuro, he just didn't expect a such a fierce reaction from Kuina.

He thought she was going to be all like whatever after he hid the sword away.

Kuina didn't believe his words as she could somehow tell he was lying.

"Don't expect me to be merciful if I find out you did anything to it."

Seeing that she was serious, Kuro decided to give in.

He pointed at a desk.

"It's inside that desk."

Kuina looked at the desk and walked towards it.

"Sike I lied."

Kuro immediately got up and ran out of the room.

Kuina didn't bother chasing after him as she knew it was most likely a trick.

Opening the desk, she found her favorite wooden sword and a smile bloomed on her face.

But thinking about how Kuro always liked to pull pranks on her, a small tick mark formed on her and she decided to chase after him.

"Come back here Kuro!"

Rushing through the hall, she saw him waiting for her outside.

He smiled at her and she sped up toward him.

He was about to turn and run but he seemed to remember something and a worried expression formed on his face.

Kuina didn't know why, but as she stepped on the stairs leading outside, he rushed toward her as she tripped.

Before she could fully fall, he caught her.

A sigh of relief came out from Kuro.

"That was close."

Righting herself up, she looked at him strangely as she wondered how he knew she was going to fall.

Kuro looked at her as thoughts flowed in his head.

Zoro had a bad sense of direction, Tashigi couldn't see well, and his sister sucked at walking stairs.

It seems good swordsmen or swordswomen have a weakness.

Perhaps, he should teach her observation haki.

"Kuina, would you like me to help you become a stronger swordswoman?"

She looked at him and a doubtful expression appeared on her face.

Never in her life had she seen Kuro train with a sword so how could he possibly help her get stronger.

He saw her doubts and smiled.

"I'm quite confident in helping people get stronger."

Looking at his smile, she remembered a dark time he helped her pass.

When she found out that women were weaker than men, she became frustrated at being born a woman and became jealous of Kuro.

Their relationship started tearing up as she despised the jealousy within her while she avoided him.

One day he confronted her while Zoro was with her and she told him her feelings.

She still remembered what he said that day as clearly as day.

"You know, Giants, Fishman, and Lunarians are all stronger than humans, yet it's humans that rule the world. There's a woman by the name of Boa Hancock and another by the name of Big Mom, they're stronger than ninety-nine percent of all human males. I don't know who you are, but why don't you stop disrespecting the efforts my sister has put into her dream."

Coming back from her memories, she decided to trust him.

"Ok."

He smiled and started telling her a way to get stronger.

As she heard his words about observation haki, she didn't quite believe him.

He told her how the two of them were going to fight each other blindfolded every day and that would let her obtain observation haki one day.

Deciding to trust him, she started training with him that day.

Zoro, who saw what they were doing, joined them.