Well so far this is dull . The boys brought me into one of their houses and instead of putting me on they scrambled through books to find out if I'm me. Ultimately they decided that only the scrawny ones pops can give them the answers. So for now I'm just waiting hoping one of them puts me on before the dad sends me to rot in a museum. But don't worry about me I can be patient and worst case scenario I'll just hop on one of them myself. So we wait.
" Sockhead is it the real thing or what?" Eddy asked after barging in to double dees house.
" Eddy until my father gets back you won't get the answers. So stop asking." Double Dee said annoyed
" Oh come on! Can't ya just put it on and see if it's magic?" Eddy asked
double Dee rolled his eyes " No Eddy I can't cause magic is not Real."
" Cmon when does your dad get back?" Eddy groaned in annoyance
" I don't know Eddy! Can't you just wait for now!?" Double Dee yelled at him
" fine whatever. I'm out of here and do yourself a solid and lose the tone." Eddy stormed out.
Double Dee felt bad for yelling at him but he had had a bad day. The Kanker sisters cornered him while he was alone and as he tried to leave the school without the lipstick all over him being seen Kevin saw him and suddenly he was being laughed at by the whole student body. Needless to say he was aggravated so Eddys attitude was unnecessary for him today.
" Just once I'd love for the in crowd to know what it's like to be an Ed. They never get it oh how I wish to get some form of vengeance against Kevin and his fans, to get the kankers to stop the continued overly aggressive affections, to have Nazz see me the way she sees Kevin. But I'm too weak to do it. I'll never have the strength to-" at that moment double Dee had a idea.
he looked at the mask and considered Eddys idea of wearing it. It's not like magic is real after all and maybe the act of putting it on would make him feel better. Double Dee picked up the mask and put it on his face. Thus it began.
Finally! One of the kids put me on oh god it feels great to be back! The kid wants to feel badass he'll be full on t2 with me. Oh let's see what to start with?
ugh! These kankers sound unpleasant it's time for them to get a bit of a wake up call.
A green blur sped through peach creek till it reached the trailer park. "Three annoying girls who first? " The green blur thought when may kanker stepped out carrying a basket of laundry.
the green blur smiled and called out to her
" Hey Bucky!" May looked up startled and saw the green man. He was scrawny looking and clad in a yellow suit with a matching hat
" AHHH! monster!" She screamed before running away only to be cut off by the green man.
" Hey hey that's rude. I'm more a chaotic spirit honestly." He smiled at her before grabbing her by her bucktooth
" Jeez ever hear of a dentist?" He said may mumbled something
" What?" He asked letting go
" It's genetic!" She said offended
" Oh well I'll leave the fangs alone. But you have other problems to discuss." The green man said smiling
" Like what?" She asked
" Let's see"The green man pulled out a large list of things may has done " Violent behavior stalking unwanted advances on the Ed's slovenly behavior the list goes on. May kanker you are a bad person." He answered throwing the list away
" I just did what my sisters did!" She said backing up
" I know. They are worse but deep Down you know what they do is wrong but you do it anyway." The green man pulled a cartoon hammer out of his pocket and smashed may into the ground leaving her bruised and unconscious
" Let this teach you something." The Green man then walked up to the door and kicked it in so hard it flew. Marie kanker looked up for the tv and screamed
" Where's may!?" She asked remembering her sister outside
" She'll be fine. You Marie? on the other hand?!" He laughed insanely scaring the girl to run to the phone to call where Lee the elder sister was but green man somehow got in her path
" Now mays punishment was painful but relatively light and non permanent. You though? Your fortunate enough to be the pretty kanker yet you act asdreadful as your sisters more so actually then may. Hence why you earned a makeover." He smiled evilly
Lee came home having grabbed dinner
" Yo! May! Marie! I got food! Get out here!" She said putting the take out bag on the table. When she looked up she saw mays unconscious form on the couch.
" May?!" She said as she ran to her sister.
" Hey lee!" A voice said she turned and saw the green man standing next to something covered in a sheet.
" Who are you!? " she asked
" Your karmic reward. Years of poor behavior and corruption of your sisters has wrought this for you. Lee kanker I shall not lay a hand on you but this is what you caused to your sisters." He pulled the sheet of and lee saw that Marie had been made over still alive though to resemble a Halloween witch. With her trademark hair shaved off.
The green man sped out of there leaving Lee to explain the situation once her mother came home. This led to the Kankers leaving the town of peach creek and for a week nobody knew why.
but they would. Soon peach creek would know That big head was back in town.