"Dude, I can't believe you did that." Tweek said.
He, Kyle, and Marj sat outside on the back porch by themselves on a swinging bench.
"I trust Stan. I certainly didn't expect for things to move so fast, but I'm glad Stan didn't try to do anything further. I can do blowjobs, but I won't do anything else." Kyle explained.
Marjorine sat in between them, listening for their conversation, but not really understanding what they were saying.
"So... what exactly did you and Stan do?" She asked.
Kyle blushed. "It's an... adult thing, Marj. Kenny did the right thing by covering your eyes. That was so sweet."
"He really is protective of you." Tweek said.
Marj blushed. "I think I want to date him."
"Really?" Tweek gasped.
"Yeah, really. He's so sweet and I think he likes me." She said.
"Marj, he does like you. I swear." Kyle said. "Stan said he's never acted like he does around you. You make him nervous."
"Oh hamburgers... nervous?" Marj said and bit her fingernail. "I want him to be happy and safe."
"Well then why don't you ask him out?" Tweek suggested.
Marj shrugged her shoulders. "I'll do it later." She said.
They sat in silence for a bit.
"Do you think Kenny would like a blowjob?" She asked innocently.
"Gah!!" Tweek exclaimed and Kyle jumped.
"Marjorine Stotch, look at me. I don't want to hear that sentence come out of your mouth ever again, do you hear me?" Kyle exclaimed.
"But Stan sounded like he really enjoyed whatever you were doing to him! Why can't I do the same for Kenny?" Marjorine asked.
"Marj, honey, do you remember the talk we had a few years ago? About.. sex?" Tweek asked. She nodded.
"What Kyle was doing to Stan is apart of that. It's intimate and it's usually done in secret. I still can't believe you did that in front of a bunch of strangers." Tweek said.
"Like I said, I'm not a pussy." Kyle responded.
"Yeah but what were you doing? I still don't understand." Marj asked Kyle.
Kyle blushed and sighed. "Marj, I had his dick in my mouth. I was sucking on it to pleasure him."
Marj's mouth dropped open. "Huh??" She exclaimed. "That sounds gross! I'm never eating after you again!"
Kyle and Tweek laughed at her disgust.
"I only did it because it made Stan happy and because I love him." Kyle explained. "You'll understand one day."
"Well I'm with Marj, I think blowjobs are weird." Tweek said.
"Oh? And so what did you and Craig do tonight? I know for a fact you two didn't go in a closet to just make out." Kyle remarked.
Tweek blushed. "We mostly made out... but..." he covered his eyes. "He ate my ass."
"Oh gosh, Tweek." Kyle said.
"What's that?" Marjorine asked.
"It's exactly what it sounds like." Tweek said, his face getting redder and redder.
"Well now I know to never come over when you and Craig are together." Kyle said.
He sighed. "I just can't believe they said all those things about Stan's ex. No one deserves to be treated like that."
Marjorine and Tweek nodded in agreement.
"I guess Stan was right. High schoolers are devils." Marjorine stated.
The door opened, getting the attention of the three. They turned their heads to see long black hair and a pink beret.
Wendy looked around a bit and sighed in relief when she saw them.
"Hi." She said and approached them.
"Hello again, Wendy!" Marjorine said.
"Hi, you guys. I didn't know you three knew each other." She said.
"Oh, we're childhood best friends. We've been friends since forever." Tweek said.
She gave a weak smile. "Kyle.. could I talk to you for a second?"
"Oh, um, sure." Kyle said and they walked a few feet away onto the dewy grass.
They were both silent for a minute, creating an awkward tension in the air.
"So...first of all I wanted to thank you for standing up for me." Wendy began.
"You're welcome. What they were doing was immature and you don't deserve it. No one does." Kyle said.
"I guess.. what I really want to ask is... how?"
"How what?"
"How you and Stan got together! It was shocking! One second he's upset that we won't get back together, then the next he's all over you! I just don't get it!"
"Wendy, please calm down. There is a rational explanation. Me and Stan met last Friday in a grocery store. We made small talk, and he said he was struggling in school. I volunteered to tutor him, and we've just been hanging out and becoming closer ever since. We only just got together last night, believe it or not." Kyle explained as softly as he could.
"So... he hasn't been sneaking behind my back when we were together? Or when we were taking a break?" Wendy asked, her eyes on the ground.
"No. Stan may be an idiot, but he's not that much if an idiot. He told me he wanted to make sure you two were broken up for good before he started to date me." Kyle paused. "I sorry, Wendy. I didn't know Stan finally breaking it off would hurt you so much."
"Yeah... it did.." she whispered. "And Kyle please don't think that I hate you. You seem like a very kind person, but I don't think I can look at you the same now that I know you're dating Stan."
"Is there anything I can do to help you?" Kyle asked.
"Yeah. You and Stan can stay away from me, and keep your dirty business behind locked doors, please." She said.
Kyle pressed his lips together. "Of course." He said. "Just know if you ever need me, I'll be there."
Wendy quickly walked back inside without another word. Kyle resumed his spot on the swing.
"What was that about?" Tweek asked, twitching slightly.
"She was just wondering how me and Stan got so close. She wants us to stay away from her, which is fair." Kyle explained.
"How long were they broken up?" Marjorine asked.
"When me and Stan got together, it would have been three weeks."
"Oh wow.." Tweek said.
"Yeah. Stan wasted no time to get in a new relationship, which was what hurt her so bad." Kyle explained.
The door opened again, this time more rough than before.
Their three boys walked outside, laughing hysterically.
"So she did what?" Stan asked.
"Yeah one of those sophomores came up to me with a hundred, asking if I was available tonight. I told her hell no, and she got all pissy asking 'Why? You never turn down sex!' And I told her that I actually found a girl that I like and I'm not ruining my chances with her by running around with sluts like her. She tried to throw her drink on me but she accidentally threw it on Red! They started fighting and it was the second best thing I saw tonight!" Kenny talked fast and loud, still a little tipsy.
"Thats what she gets for trying to mess with a man with his eyes on the prize." Craig said, slightly slurring his words together.
It seemed after the three went outside, they had a few bottles.
"You bet I do. The next time I see that gorgeous little blonde I'm going to ask her out." Kenny stated confidently.
Kyle cleared his throat, and the three tipsy boys turned around.
Kenny's eyes opened wide. "Oh heeeeey, Marj!" He said, embarrassed that he didn't notice her.
Marjorine smiled. "Hi Kenny."
"How much did you hear?" He asked.
Marjorine stood up and walked to him. "I heard enough."
Stan and Craig walked away from them to their boyfriends. Tweek and Kyle made room for them on the swing.
"So... is there something you want to ask me?" Marjorine asked expectantly.
"I... um..." Kenny laughed nervously. "Marj I'm gonna be completely honest I've never done this before. You're the only girl who's ever made me feel weak in the knees... so... will you go on a date with me?"
Marjorine's smile got wider. "Absolutely, Kenny. I'd love to."
The two didn't say another word. They just kept smiling and looking at each other, savoring the moment.
Stan rested his head on Kyle's shoulder. "Ain't that sweet?" He said.
"Sure is." Kyle said.
Craig and Tweek got up from their seats. "I think we're gonna head out. We'll see you guys later." Tweek said.
"Alright, be safe you two." Kyle said.
"Make sure to use protection!" Kenny called out as the went back inside.
"Gah!!" Tweek exclaimed as Craig closed the door.
"Come on, big guy." Kyle said as he helped his wasted boyfriend through the door to his bedroom.
"Mmm.. Kyle you smell so goood.." Stan slurred.
"I knew you liked alcohol, but not that bad." Kyle said.
"I like you more.." Stan said with a big drunken smile on his face. "I loooove you."
Kyle couldn't help but smile in amusement. Stan hadn't been able to stop touching him ever since he finished a drinking game. Stan won, but payed the price of winning by throwing up in a bathroom toilet for ten minutes while Kyle rubbed his back.
That when Kyle decided to call it a night and drove both of them home. He had a tricky time driving Stan's medium sized truck since he had never driven one before, but he made it there in one piece thankfully.
"Just lay down and sleep, Stan. I'm getting in the shower." Kyle said.
"Huh? But I wanna go with you.." Stan said, grabbing his hand.
Kyle smiled. "Stan, no. I love you but I don't want to get thrown up on in the shower."
"But I need one too. We can save some time and just do it together~." Stan said and hugged him tightly.
"Stan..."
"Please? I promise I won't ask again.."
Kyle sighed. "Fine. It's not like you'll remember it in the morning anyway."
Stan excitedly stumbled into the bathroom, dragging Kyle along. He shut and locked the door, like anyone was going to walk in anyway.
Kyle grabbed the bottom on his shirt to remove it but Stan stopped him. He lifted the redhead up onto the sink counter.
"Stan, what are you doing?" Kyle asked.
"I'm gonna strip you, babes." Stan said with half lidded eyes and a red face.
Kyle sighed and felt his shirt lift over his head. Stan threw it to the floor and did the same with his.
Stan hummed in delight. He leaned into Kyle's neck and placed rough, sloppy kisses down his neck. Kyle shivered and bit his bottom lip.
"Stan, stop that." Kyle said. He shoved Stan off.
"Why?" Stan whined.
Kyle didn't answer as he hopped off the counter and finished taking off his clothing.
"You're so hot, baby." Stan and he did the same with his clothes.
Kyle looked his boyfriend up and down, realizing this was the first time they've seen each other naked. "You're not so bad yourself."
He turned around and turned on the water for the shower. He gasped in surprise when he felt a hand squeeze his ass.
"Stan!" Kyle snapped and swatted his hand away.
"Come on, you're so pretty... I've been waiting to see you like this forever..." Stan explained.
"Well you can see me like this in the shower. Get in." Kyle demanded and Stan shakily got in the shower. Kyle followed and relaxed when he felt the warm water hit his skin.
He felt Stan wrap his arms around him lovingly and cuddle his face into this neck.
"Love you, baby." Stan said.
Kyle smiled and accepted the embrace.
"Can you give me another blowjob?" Stan asked excitedly.
"Alright, stand up straight." Kyle sighed and got on his knees.
He once again put Stan's cock in his mouth, moving his head back and forth slowly.
Stan groaned in pleasure and threw in head back. "Yeah, yeah just like that, oh gosh.." he mumbled.
Kyle felt a hand run itself through his wet hair and grip it tightly. He picked up the pace steadily.
"Ugh, baby... can I fuck your face?" Stan groaned.
Kyle stopped the movement and thought for a moment.
"I guess so. Just be gentle with me, I haven't done this in a long time." Kyle said and held his head steady.
Stan was much more vocal now that he was drunk.
Kyle gripped his boyfriend's legs as he sloppily thrusted into his mouth, hitting the back of his throat roughly. Kyle gagged and squeezed his eyes shut.
"Oh fuck yes..." Stan moaned and continued thrusting at an easy pace.
Kyle got used to the pounding on the back of his throat and focused on keeping his mouth as wide as he could.
"Oh gosh. He's definitely thicker than him.." Kyle thought in his head.
His unpleasant memories were repeatedly rammed out of his skull with every thrust Stan gave. He was picking up the pace quickly, and Kyle felt tears form at the corners of his eyes.
Stan came even quicker this time, once again spilling his seed into Kyle's mouth. The redhead swallowed and looked up at his flustered boyfriend.
"You're salty." Kyle said and stood up, giving him a kiss. Stan sloppily returned the kiss, occasionally licking his mouth.
Stan was once again worn out by his climax, so he stood with his back against the wall panting. Kyle began to wash his body off while his boyfriend regained energy.
He felt hands run down his back and onto his hips.
"Stan if you're going to be touchy I'm kicking you out." Kyle said.
"Can I at least cuddle you? You're so warm.." Stan said and rubbed his face into Kyle neck again.
"Let's wait until we get in bed. I'm almost done and you still need to shower." Kyle said.
"Mm... gimme soap.." Stan mumbled.
Stan drunkenly washed himself off and the two got out. The cold air in the bathroom made them both shiver as they dried off.
Kyle wrapped a towel around his waist and walked into the bedroom. Before he could grab any clothes Stan was on him again, hugging him tightly and dragging him to the bed.
"Stan, we need clothes." Kyle said, a tad bit annoyed at this point.
"But I wanna cuddle you... you're so much warmer without any clothes on.." Stan said.
The idea of Stan's warm body pressed up against his own made Kyle blush.
"...Fine, you dork. But just this once."
He yelped in surprise as Stan picked him up and threw him down on the bed, ripping the towel away from him. Stan turned off the light, made sure the door was shut tightly, and then made his way into the bed.
Once they were both settled Stan pulled Kyle close, similarly to the way they cuddled for the first time.
Kyle instantly relaxed against Stan's chest and melted into the warmth. He wrapped a leg around Stan, molding them together even closer. He felt safe and secure as Stan wrapped his arms around him.
"Mm... warm.." Stan mumbled and passed out.
Kyle softly laughed and closed his eyes, letting Stan's soft breaths lull him to sleep.