The Dog Father Santa's Little Helper falls in love and his girlfriend has puppies!
Plot
One early morning the Simpsons and Oscar are eating breakfast while listening to the news on the radio.
"This is Kent Brockman with the Six thirty news! A five ton rhinoceros has escaped from Springfield Zoo and is on a rampage. It's not known where it is currently.' said Kent on the radio. Meanwhile in his studio outside beyond the studio windows a rhinoceros is on a rampage attacking people.
"Oh geez! Not again!" Marge sighed.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
"An update on this shocking headline! The rhinoceros has appeared to have eaten some British kid's parents. We'll keep you updated folks but we must insist you stay indoors." said Kent.
"Like I ever listen to warnings. I just need lots of popcorn and Robin Williams and I'll sort out that rhino!" said Oscar.
"Oscar no!" The Simpsons whined.
Some hours later it is mid morning and Bart us watching cartoons. Suddenly everyone comes in mad at him.
"Right that's it! Who broke my vase?" Marge yelled.
"Who took my test results off the refrigerator and ripped them up?!" Lisa yelled.
"Who threw garbage all over Flanders's front yard before I could?!" Homer yelled.
"Who ripped up my very expensive sneakers?!" Oscar yelled holding some damaged sneakers or trainers.
"Please, this is far too wild and destructive to be my usual pranks. Give me some credit..." Bart sighed.
"Well who did then? I'm sure these things didn't destroy themselves!" said Marge.
"Did they?" Homer asked, frightened.
Suddenly Santa's Little Helper ran in grabbed a cushion and tore it to pieces then ran out. Then he ran back in again chasing Snowball II with a knife.
"Cooool!" said Oscar.
"I suppose that solves everything. Sorry Bart." said Marge.
"He's lucky because it's spanking season. And I'm hankering for some spankering!" said Homer, as he came in with a belt.
"Wait, before you all let Bart off. I have obtained some covert footage." said Oscar putting a videotape in the VCR. It plays.
He had Footage of the Simpsons Tracey Ullman short "Space Patrol"
Lisa suggests they play Space Patrol. Lisa chooses to be a space princess with Maggie as her assistant and Bart puts a vase on his head and it gets stuck.
"You shall be the fierce alien warlord Bartron." said Lisa.
Sometime later Bart is begging Lisa with muffled groans to get the vase off of his head.
"You want me to release you from the vessel of containment Barton?" Lisa asks. Bart muffles yes. "Very well, but who knows what evil could be unleashed..." Lisa uses her magic hammer to smash the vase. Bart is free but stunned. "Oh no! It seems Bartron is just a hideous human boy!" said Lisa.
The footage on Oscar's tape then cut out.
Marge is furious. "Bart! Lisa!"
"My work here is done." Oscar smirks and goes off to play video games.
...
Oscar is playing Bonestorm when Bart and Lisa ambush him and get him in a half Nelson hold.
"Gah!" Oscar yelps.
"You little squealer!" Bart yells.
"Yeah! Say uncle! Say uncle!" Lisa pulls at his arm hurting him.
"Uncle! Uncle!" Oscar cries. They release him.
"Come on snitch, it's too nice a day to be playing indoors." said Bart.
"But what about the rhino?" Oscar asked.
They went into the backyard to play with Santa's Little Helper who was strangely hyperactive.
"I don't know why you are so hyper today, boy." said Bart picking up Santa's Little Helper's red ball. They decide to play keep away with it. Santa's Little Helper chases the ball eagerly.
However he doesn't get bored and the game goes on and on...
"You're full of beans today, boy." said Lisa. Everyone was sitting now getting a little tired.
Eventually it got dark and Bart, Lisa and Oscar had fallen asleep. Santa's Little Helper had to nudge them to pass the ball.
The following morning Marge was concerned. "I'm worried about Santa's Little Helper. He was barking all night and he's dug up the yard worse than ever!" said Marge.
The kids are tired and drinking coffee to wake themselves up.
"Oh lord!" Marge gasped.
They go outside to find items they thought they had lost.
"My bongo drums!" Lisa gasped. "What? Can't I learn multiple instruments?"
"My strobe light!" Bart gasped.
Homer screamed and picked up an uprooted Tomacco plant. "My babies!"
An alarm clock turned up.
"My alarm clock!" said Bart.
A Ray Stevens album with a naked guy on the front was dug up.
"That could be anyone's Ray Stevens album." Homer said defensively.
Then Santa's Little Helper dug up a power cable.
"Oh god! Not the street's cable!" Homer yelled.
Santa's Little Helper ripped out the cable and ran away with it pulling it off of houses.
One by one various households lost their cable TV. Including the Wiggums. The Wiggums are watching TV in bed during the day for some reason.
Kent was hosting a cookery programme.
"Now add the butter."
It of course cuts out.
"Ah nuts!" Clancy Wiggum whines.
"Unknown error. Your cable is down, please call an operator. Do not attempt alternative past times such as making love, the years of TV radiation have rendered you sterile." said the TV.
Clancy looked under the covers. "Well I'll be damned!"
...
The Simpsons took Santa's Little Helper to the pet store. "Excuse me there's something wrong with our dog." said Marge.
"I keep telling you people not to give your dogs moonshine..." said the store clerk.
"No no no! I mean our dig is out of control!" said Marge. "He's destructive and has no respect for authority!"
"Ok, I'm going to attempt a human canine mind connection. Only myself and a few psychics who work here can do it." said the shopkeeper. He tried reading Santa's Little Helper's mind, or at least we think he is. Then he says that Santa's Little Helper is bored and needs some toys, listing particular products.
The Simpsons go home with Santa's Little Helper and the products he supposedly wanted. Actually it was just a con.
"I can't believe you guys fell for that spiel..." Oscar sighed.
Suddenly Santa's Little Helper morphed into liquid and oozed out through a narrow gap in the window.
"Oh no! He's getting away!" Bart whined.
"I didn't know he could do that!" Oscar gasped.
"Don't worry, I'll catch him! Or we'll run him over trying!" said Homer. The kids looked upset. "Okay, I will try not to run him over..." Homer sighed.
They arrive at the dog race track where they found him long ago!
"He's gone to the race track where we found him!" said Bart.
"Don't worry, they'll kick him out when they realize he has no money." said Homer. They go inside to get Santa's Little Helper.
"Oh my! This place is huge! We may have to split up!" said Marge. "Homer?"
Homer was buying a ticket for the next race.
"A hundred dollars on number two." He realises Marge and the kids are staring at him. "Oh and have you guys seen my dog?" Homer pretends to be upset.
"Guys look!" said Lisa. A scruffy man, Santa's Little Helper's original owner was playing with him.
"Awwww! Where have you been pal? I'm sorry I was mad at you!" said the man cooing at Santa's Little Helper.
"Hey, keep away from our dog!" said Bart.
"Uh he's my dog. I'm his owner." said the man. "In fact I have his papers to prove it."
"You gave up ownership when you kicked him out on a cold Christmas Eve!" Bart retorted.
"Oh your that kid and his father... you're lucky I don't report you to the authorities!" said the man threatening them. "How about we let the dog decide who he wants to live with?"
They both cooed and called at Santa's Little Helper. Santa's Little Helper was trying to find who he had loyalty to. He then had flashbacks of experience with his respective owners. He had loving memories of the Simpsons such as Bart cuddling him and feeding him scraps of food. But had only one memory of his true owner. Being kicked out and shooed away that Christmas Eve in the first episode for losing a race.
Santa's Little Helper growled at his actual owner, the scruffy dog racer and ran to the Simpsons and licked them.
"I know when I'm beat... Well enjoy your new home boy..." said the man before leaving in defeat.
"Well I hope this teaches you to love your pets and not toss them away over something so insignificant as a race!" said Marge.
"Probably midge... I'm outta here..." said the man.
...
The tannoy then started the next race. There was a champion dog racing called She's the fastest. Since Homer had bought a ticket that she'd win they went to see the race.
"Dad, I don't think that name means she's actually the fastest. It's just a gimmick." said Lisa.
Suddenly Santa's Little Helper broke free of his leash and joined the other dogs.
"Santa's Little Helper, no!" Bart yelled.
The tannoy announced that a dog had joined the other racing dogs but stood no chance against them.
"Wait a minute! This mysterious dog is catching up with She's the fastest!" said the commentator over the tannoy.
"It looks like Santa's Little Helper is trying leapfrog over her but can't quite make it..." said Lisa.
"Oh no!" Marge gasped. Realizing what he was trying to do.
"Cooool! Go, Santa's Little Helper!" Bart yelled with joy until Marge covered his eyes.
"Coooool! Dog sex!" Hugo yelled.
"Hugo!" Marge scolded him. "Homer! Cover his eyes..."
"Okay, no more R-rated dog antics for you, ugly..." Homer grabbed Hugo and covered his eyes.
"Homer! Stop calling him that! His name is Hugo!" Marge told Homer off.
Sometime later Santa's Little Helper and She's the fastest were lying down happily and were in love!
"Awwww! So that's what was wrong with him! He misses casual sex..." said Homer.
"Homer! Stop saying that word in front of the kids!" Marge yelled.
"Seeeeeeeex!" said Oscar.
Marge grumbled.
"Don't fret Mom... just let him get it out of his system..." Lisa sighed.
"Seeeeeeeex..." Oscar found a new rude word he liked saying.
After they got Santa's Little Helper back the Rich Texan, who was She's the fastest's owner explains that they can have his dog.
"Why? Don't you love her?" Marge asked.
The Rich Texan laughed.
"Lady, you're alright. Well of course I love her, but when a racing dog falls in love they lose the will to race. I'd rather say goodbye to her on good terms so I know she'd go to a good home." said Rich Texan. "Unlike some dog jockeys..." The Simpsons could tell he was talking about the scruffy guy who banished his dog for losing. Had they not taken him in he could have ended up with anyone, or even died.
The Simpsons took their new dog home.
But first they had to find Oscar.
"Where's Oscar?" Marge asked.
"EEEE! Cubby hug!" Oscar squealed as they found him hugging the green Curious Bear Cub from Happy Little Elves. Why he was at the dog track I don't know.
Bart groaned mortified.
...
At home Hugo is in his room, the attic. He planning and plotting. "Well now we've got the dog back, and he brought back his girlfriend... I can get back to starting my master plan. For world domination!" He ranted laughing maniacally while wearing a lab coat and goggles.
Oscar suddenly butted in.
"I had a master plan once. I traded it to Dieter for some magic beans." said Oscar.
Hugo winced exasperated.
"I'm going to the leftorium..." Hugo sighed putting his evil plans away.
"While you're there, would you pick me up a carton of lefty scissors?" Oscar asked.
"No!" Hugo said annoyed.
Plot 2
Santa's Little Helper and She's the Fastest want to go outside. Probably for the toilet.
"Okay, but no more you-know-what in front of the house." said Marge. She let them out. "Hey! What did I just say?!" Apparently they were making out again.,. Yeeeuck!
"DOG SEX!" Oscar screamed.
"Oscar!" Marge told him off.
Lisa flinched from hearing Mom yell.
"I think Oscar's bored again or something..." Lisa sighed.
Sometime later there was a montage of them engaging in romantic activities such as digging for bones, laughing at a wrinkly dog, watching one hundred and one Dalmatians, being fed steaks by a rich lady and going to the back of Luigi's restaurant for spaghetti.
"There. I ah copy Disney, you eat romantic meal like people! 'Tis a beautiful night!" said Luigi.
"Ahem! Not on my watch! I represent the Disney corporation and I will not let this parody go ahead!" said the blue haired lawyer.
Santa's Little Helper and She's the fastest rolled their eyes and growled at him.
He screamed and ran away.
They then copied that scene from Lady and the Tramp. Except when they've got the same piece of spaghetti they start growling and fighting over it.
People gave them steaks.
They chased ducks.
They poses for the dogs playing poker painting.
Homer screamed. "Aaaaaaagh! They're dogs! And they're playing poker! Gahahahaha!" He laughed insanely and ran off.
Oscar winced exasperated. Bart was taking him to the video Village. A video rental store.
Elsewhere because this episode is a spoof of Disney's 101 Dalmatians and Lady and the Tramp...
Mona had gone crazy about skinning Dalmatians and wearing their skin as a coat...
What? Glenn Close is Cruella De Vil!
"Yeah we're not renting that if you're gonna keep making cracks that Grandma Mona is voiced by Cruella..." Bart sighed.
...
One breakfast Bart wants to play with Santa's Little Helper and has his ball. However Santa's Little Helper isn't interested and is sleeping alongside She's the Fastest.
"Aw Santa's Little Helper doesn't want to play anymore ever since his bitch moved in..." said Bart.
"Bart! Watch your language!" Marge scolded him.
"But that's what she is! I looked it up in the dictionary!" said Bart.
"Well I'm writing to the dictionary people. I think that's a mistake..." Marge said annoyed.
"Wow! A really small dog fell out of Santa's Little Helper's girlfriend!" said Bart. She was giving birth!
"Oh no! She's having puppies! Oh! I'm sorry girl, but if I knew you weren't spayed I wouldn't have said yes!" Marge was horrified they had a pregnant dog giving birth.
They then started counting the puppies.
"Twins!" said Bart.
Hugo laughed maniacally.
"Triplets!" said Lisa.
"Two sets of twins and a triplet!" said Bart.
More and more puppies were born.
"Twenty three, twenty four... Twenty five!" The Simpsons finished counting.
"We need to find homes for these little miracles!" said Marge. They put the puppies in cute/funny places like apron pockets etc.
However later Marge had some sad news.
"Looks like it's only twenty four. We lost one..." said Marge holding a tiny bundle.
The kids teared up.
"No!" Lisa sobbed.
(I cried at this scene from 101 Dalmatians.)
Marge showed the bundle to Santa's Little Helper. Inside was a very weak puppy that wasn't moving.
Santa's Little Helper gave it a forlorn look and sniffed it. However a miracle happened. The weak puppy whimpered and snuffled about.
The Simpsons gasped with joy.
"Looks like it is twenty five!" Marge explained. The pup would live but was very weak compared to its siblings.
They then gave the puppies funny names like the puppy formerly known as prince and the weak one was called Lucky because of how lucky it was to survive.
...
"Cooool! An army of dogs! Now no bully will touch me!" said Bart.
Hugo was about to speak to warn him but shook his head and decided to say nothing,
Bart went to the front door. Across the street was Jimbo about to beat up Martin.
"Hey jerk! You have the face of a jerk!" Bart yelled.
Jimbo came running over and grabbed his shirt. "What did you just say to me?!"
"Get im boys!" said Bart. However the puppies were far too weak still and were just crawling about and whimpering until She's the fastest picked them up and took them back to her bed.
"Um about that whole calling you a jerk thing..." Bart said sheepishly.
Sometime later everyone was watching Baywatch. One of the puppies hopped up and touched the screen.
Marge laughed. "Rex thinks his one of the lifeguards!"
They all laughed.
Then Snowball II tried to copy him.
"Get down from there! Bad cat!" Homer yelled at the cat. She slinked away as they glared at her.
However the puppies soon became a problem.
Bart got up one day to put his socks on only to find the puppies in his sock draw tearing them apart.
He gasped.
Luckily he found some and put them on. However as soon as he did some puppies chewed them off of his feet like hungry piranhas. Bart gasped as they did so.
Meanwhile Homer was eating potato chips (crisps) when a puppy would jump up and eat the chips as he was too busy admiring them. "Mmmmm! D'oh!", "Mmmmm! D'oh!", "Mmmmm! D'oh!" Etc.
"If this was Family Guy, that scene would have gone on forever..." said Oscar.
"Oh yeah?!" said Peter. He requested Seth illustrate and animate a scene where Brian has sired puppies With some random dog and Peter is eating potato chips. The puppies jump and eat the chips out of his hand before he could eat them. He would curse each time. His went on and on and on!
"For several minutes I'd say. Not good when your episodes only last half an hour..." said Stewie.
...
Then the Simpsons all had to wear flea collars.
"Mom why do we have to wear flea collars?" Bart asked.
"It's just easier that way." said Marge.
"But it's embarrassing! I already have to go to school wearing Lisa's socks because the puppies ate mine!" said Bart.
Marge found the house stank badly.
"Homer! Are you just putting new newspapers on top of the old ones?!" Marge yelled at Homer's lazy attempts to provide a training area for the pups to go to toilet.
"Um yeah..." Homer replied.
Marge grumbled angrily.
The Simpsons held a meeting in the kitchen.
"Now I know we love our puppies very much, but I think they're becoming a real handful!" said Marge.
"Yeah, they ate my socks so I had to wear Lisa's to school..." Bart was wearing pink frilly socks. Oscar laughed.
"What's with the skirt then?" Homer asked.
"I have to color coordinate my clothes Homer." said Bart.
"I'm afraid we'll have to get rid of the puppies..." said Marge.
"Noooooo!" Bart and Lisa screamed.
"Blame your mother..." Homer replied.
Lisa started ranting. As she does. "Is that what we do with this family? When someone becomes inconvenient we get rid of them?!"
We cut to the old people's home where Grampa is sitting alone and sad with Hugo.
"So when's your mother and father picking you up?" said Grampa.
"I don't think they are Gramps..." said Hugo.
"Fine! We'll give them one more chance! But just one!" said Marge.
...
However Homer was expecting a very important dinner that night.
"Aaaaagh! I forgot my old drill sergeant, Mr Burns, A man from the IRS and Lovejoy are coming round for dinner!" Homer yelped that evening.
"Homer relax... everything will be just fine..." said Marge.
"Bart! Behave! Lisa! No protesting or correcting Mr Burns!" Homer scolded the kids.
Marge sighed.
At dinner.
"Mmmm! What a delicious meal Simpson! I might overlook accidentally releasing you from the army two years too early." said Homer's old drill sergeant.
"Mmmm! Yes Simpson. I'm so jubilant I think I can remember your name now! Homer... yes that's it. Homer I would like to give you a promotion for this delightful turkey- that's rolling across the table?!" said Mr Burns. A turkey was rolling about.
"Oh dear god!" said the drill sergeant.
"Demon bird!" Lovejoy yelled.
"Cooool! A zombie turkey!" said Oscar.
Suddenly the turkey split open to reveal some of the puppies were inside eating it from the inside out.
The drill sergeant, Mr Burns, and Reverend Lovejoy spat out their food and abruptly left the table in disgust.
"Simpson! See you at Fort Revielle!" said the drill sergeant.
"You're fired!" said Mr Burns.
"See you in court!" The tax man yelled.
"See you in hell!" said the reverend. "From Heaven." He added.
Homer growled at the puppies.
Elsewhere Oscar was reading an atlas on Albany suburbs.
"Oh look! Brantford II. How cute..."
Peter Shepherd, the cartoon version, grimaced exasperated.
...
The next day the Simpsons were selling the puppies to anyone who'd buy them. Flanders wanted one for his flock.
"Well ding dong doo dilly we could do with a sheepdog for the Flanders Flock." said Ned.
Skinner wanted one to keep his mother company while he went on dates.
"Well a companion for mother would be handy while I go on dates with Edna."
"Seymour! I don't want a puppy!" said Agnes.
Grampa wanted one to replace the Home's parrot that got killed for being a smart mouth.
"Well the retirement home needs a new pet after we killed the parrot for being a smart mouth." said Abe.
"Why did you kill Iago?!" Oscar cried.
Bart groaned exasperated.
"And stop dumping your kid on me!" Grampa threw Hugo at them.
"Cooool! Puppies!" said Hugo.
However the puppies cried because they didn't want to be separated.
"They don't want to be separated!" said Lisa.
"But where will we find someone who'll take 25 puppies?" Marge asked.
"Ah hoy hoy! I need a fresh generation of hounds to guard my estate, especially since my plans to brainwash your mongrel ended in failure..." said Mr Burns.
"No don't Mom! Mr Burns is evil! He'll be mean to them!" said Lisa.
Homer sighed. "I'm sorry Mr Burns. The puppies aren't for sale."
"That's it! You'll pay for this Simpsons! I swear you will all pay!" Mr Burns yelled as Smithers guided him to his car.
Plot 3
However during the night someone stole the puppies!
"Oh no!" said Lisa. "I bet it was that mean old Mr Burns."
"It was him. He left a note gloating." said Oscar. He was holding a note from Mr Burns admitting to the theft.
"We have to get them back! Who knows what he's doing with then?" Lisa explained.
"Fine... But I'm not going in there. Mr Burns might set his Richard Simmons robot on me again!" said Homer.
"Dad that didn't really happen..." said Bart.
They arrived at Mr Burns's mansion. Oscar used a grappling hook to get over the wall. They then snuck up to the mansion and climbed up its walls until they were under a balcony where they could hear the puppies and Mr Burns.
However Mr Burns appeared to be treating them well.
"Hmmm, I guess we had him wrong." said Bart.
However Mr Burns then started singing See my vest! To the tune of Be our guest from Beauty and the Beast. He was intending to skin the puppies to make a fur coat.
And the nanny from 101 Dalmatians joined in! XD.
"See my vest! See my vest! See my veeeeeeesssssttt!" Mr Burns sung.
"My Evening wear, vampire bat!"
"Vampire Burns..." Oscar smirked.
"Grizzly bear underwear!"
Teddy the living teddy bear growled.
"Turtle necks, I have my share!" Burns sung wearing a turtle shell turtle neck sweater.
"Yeah they're awesome Mr B." said Oscar tugging at the collar of his turtle neck sweater.
Bart face palmed.
Bart, Lisa and Oscar gasped in horror. What was worse was he had a habit of skinning animals, especially endangered ones as he was trying on costumes made from the creatures such as endangered white rhino slippers.
After the song finished Bart and Oscar were singing along.
"Bart!" Lisa whined.
"What? It's catchy!" said Bart.
...
Meanwhile Mr Burns was giving the puppies a bath before putting them to bed.
"Sir about the greyhound coat. Um I thing that's been done before. By Disney..." said Smithers.
"I know it's a reference..." said Mr Burns.
Once the coast was clear Bart, Oscar and Lisa broke in and mounted a rescue.
Lisa told Bart to be careful with them.
"Don't worry, dogs always land on their feet!" said Bart.
"No that's cats!" Lisa explained.
"I'm pretty sure that was dogs." said Bart. He experimented by dropping a puppy. It landed on its back. "Best of three."
However they heard Mr Burns.
"Quick! Gather up the puppies! We need to get outta here!" said Lisa. They gathered up the puppies and found an air vent. However the puppies wouldn't go down there.
"Wait I've got an idea! Bart take off your socks and throw them down there!" said Lisa.
Bart took off his shoes and socks and threw the socks down the air vent. The puppies barked and rapidly ran after them.
Bart, Lisa and Oscar went sliding after them.
...
They arrived in Mr Burns's laundry basement. However Mr Burns was waiting for them.
"Well look who dropped in..." said Mr Burns.
"Mr Burns that's not funny..." Oscar sighed.
"Grrr! Give us back our puppies!" Lisa yelled.
"No. I need them to make a greyhound fur coat. I'll be the envy of the billionaire's club!" Mr Burns explained.
"That's cruel and Illegal!" said Bart mad.
"Go ahead, call someone who cares." Mr Burns gave them his phone. Bart, tried to call 911 on it. "Grrr! Gimme that!"
Mr Burns then pulled out a gun. Bart, Lisa and Oscar gasped.
"I was going to put these mutts out of there misery now, but since you have in intruded upon my property and I'm in a good mood. I think I'll shoot you kids first..." said Mr Burns pointing his gun at them. They gasped in horror.
"Try that and I'll shoot you first old man!" Oscar retorted pointing his handgun at Mr Burns.
"Oscar no!" Bart cried.
"I'm trying to save our lives, cut me some slack..." Oscar groaned.
Bart frowned at him.
"Tch! So it's stalemate! Very well... I guess I'll-" said Mr Burns but the puppies growled and lunged at him.
"Ah! Smithers help me!" Mr Burns cried as the puppies mauled him, or at least tried to with their little baby teeth.
Oscar laughed.
Bart, Lisa and Oscar couldn't help but laugh as they gathered up the puppies.
...
They returned home with the puppies and everything returned back to normal. Homer got his job back and they sold She's the fastest and all her puppies to the greyhound track.
The next day Bart and Milhouse were in Bart's room cutting out all the swear words from the bible.
"Bart, I don't think Leviticus is a curse word..." said Milhouse.
"Meh..." Bart shrugged his shoulders. "There," he said sticking them to a board on his wall. "Now if anyone tells us off for using these words we'll just say they're in the bible."
Something was on Bart's mind. "Now to see how Dog Vader is doing...
Outside on the landing Santa's Little Helper was wandering around wearing a Darth Vader voice changer mask. Homer saw him and screamed before bowing down to him.
"Thy orders will be done lord! Please don't kill me!" Homer begged.
"You have failed me for the last time, Admiral..." said Darth Santa's Little Helper. (Actually Bart using his karaoke machine from his birthday to hijack into the Darth Vader mask.)
Bart laughed hysterically at the sight of Homer pleading to the dog for forgiveness.
The end!