Santa's Slay The Simpsons are going through the attic to get rid of junk but don't want to get rid of any. Marge challenges Homer on why he needs so many skis so he takes the family skiing where they suffer mishaps except Lisa who has to look after them.
Plot
Bart, Lisa and Homer are watching an episode of Itchy and Scratchy where Scratchy dies for real so the characters have a funeral for him.
"He was so young..." said a buffalo mourning.
"He got tortured for all his life." Said a squirrel
"Poochie is sad. TO THE EXTREME!" said Poochie.
Itchy is sad and bored so he buys a cloning machine and makes Scratchy clones from Scratchy's blood and kills them one by one. Then he gets exhausted and has another idea. He builds a killing machine and attaches to the cloning machine so the Scratchy clones go straight into it. Their blood splatters onto the wall spelling out The End.
Homer, Bart and Lisa are laughing at the cartoon. Meanwhile Marge is sneaking out with a box of junk.
"What's in the box mom?" Lisa asks not even turning around from the cartoon. She's psychic!
"Um nothing..." said Marge.
"So why do you sound nervous?" Bart asked.
"Well with today's economy you can never be to-Nyaaaaagh!" Marge got the front door open and ran out.
"After her!" Homer yelled. "She's doing something!"
However she closed the door on them and hammered planks over it in a cartoon fashion.
"Our only escape is blocked!" Homer yelled.
"Oh no! A goodwill truck!" said Bart.
"She's getting rid of the junk in the attic! That monster!" Homer screamed.
"Don't worry, A locked door is no obstacle to Clobbergirl!" said Lisa turning into Clobbergirl. She smashed a gaping hole in the door.
"Good going Lisa!" yelled Homer exhausted. "Now you're turn Bart!"
"Already on it!" said Bart as Stretchdude as his arms stretched out and snatched the box from Marge. She gasped as Bart took it back.
They took the junk back indoors.
...
"Phew! We almost lost our spare Christmas tree stand!" said Homer glaring at Marge.
Marge sighed.
"And my Pitch Black box! If I still had it I could put it in here!" Bart said while frowning at Marge.
"And this flash cube still has two flashes left!" said Homer.
"Look! A tangled up Slinky!" said Oscar holding a tangled up Slinky.
Marge sighed. "We're never gonna get rid of this junk. "Guys do you really need empty board game boxes without the board games? We lost chutes and ladders ages ago..."
"No..." everyone sighed.
"Yes!" Homer said annoyed.
"And I'd don't think it's very fair to clog up Hugo's old room with junk. We could make better use of that space as an attic conversion...
"Hey that's a brilliant idea mom! Then I wouldn't have to share my room with Hugo!" said Bart.
"And it would be humane wouldn't it porcupine head..." Homer asked Oscar.
"Yes it would be humane. Just as long as you don't chain him up there and half starve him." said Oscar. "I don't see why not, Hey Arnold lives in an attic conversion."
"Oz can you not reference other shows..." Bart groaned.
"You'll like that wouldn't you Hugo?" Lisa asked.
"Sure, just don't lock me away again. I'm family whether you like it or not." said Hugo.
"Then it's settled! But first we have to get rid of this junk!" said Marge, "Now Homer... do you really need all these skis from the Nagano Olympics? You don't even ski..."
"Oh yeah? Then we're going on a skiing holiday this weekend!" said Homer.
"Um okay..." said Hugo.
"I suppose that could be fun." said Lisa.
...
The Simpsons went skiing at Mount Embolism. That sounds extremely painful. Then again Springfield has a lot of Mountains with ominous sounding names...
They soon got ready into their winter clothes and followed the ski instructor's explanations of the ski lifts.
"Now watch out for those ski lifts." said the instructor.
"Dad look! It's the drummer from Bread!" said Bart.
"Where?" Homer asked but the lift knocked him over. "D'oh!"
Bart laughed as the lift scooped Homer up in an undignified position as he was dangling by his ski.
"Mmmmm Bread..." Oscar moaned joyfully like Homer would with food.
Homer went through several embarrassing things such as being frozen solid by a hose and then thawed out again with fire.
Luckily he somehow got off as he was absent from the lift in the next scene.
"Oh my! This lift is rather high..." Marge gulped.
"A little gentle rocking will calm you mom!" said Bart. He rocked the chair lift violently.
"Ah! No! Stop that!" Marge whined as he laughed rocking the lift.
"Hey! Stop rocking the lifts!" The ski instructor told Bart off. "Yes I'm taking to you in lift 5!"
They eventually arrived at the top of the peak.
"See Mom that wasn't so-" Lisa explained.
"I'm sorryyyy!" said Marge as she got back on the lift back down again.
Homer was at the expert skiing routes deciding which was the most dangerous.
"Hmmmm, Widomaker... no that's for ladies... Spinebuster? As if! Ooooh! The colostomiser!" said Homer.
Suddenly a skier in a red and blue skin tight suit skied up to him showering him with snow.
"Agggh! Take my wallet! Just don't hurt me!" Homer screamed at the mysterious man.
However the man lifted up his visor to reveal he was just Ned Flanders. "Why hi diddly ho neighborino!"
"D'oh! Flanders, isn't that suit rather revealing...?" Homer asked.
"Well it is aerodynamically designed to hug my skin. Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!" Ned was gyrating drawing attention to his butt.
"Agh! Quit it!" Homer screamed covering his eyes. "My eyes! It burns!"
"Well, I better see how Rod and Todd are doing. See you later Homerino!" said Ned before skiing off.
...
Bart and Lisa encountered Bender, because Futurama did a skiing episode too.
"Wow! A real life robot! Or is that just some cheesy mascot costume..." said Bart.
"Bite my shiny metal ass!" Bender yelled.
"Doesn't look so shiny to me..." said Bart.
"Shinier then yours meatbag..." said Bender as he lit a cigar.
He then went skiing.
"Hey don't go off route! It's extremely dangerous!" A skiing instructor tried to warn Bender.
"Lick my frozen metal ass!" Bender replied. He laughed before screaming as he skied off of a cliff.
Meanwhile Rod, Todd, Ralph, Wendell and the orphans Patches and Poor Violet were ice skating on a frozen lake until Bender went plummeting through it. The ice broke and the kids fell into icy water and floundered about crying.
Meanwhile Homer was skiing on the colostomiser but was scared. "Agh! Now wait. What was the last thing the instructor told me..."
"Remember if you run into trouble just-" said an imaginary skiing instructor/Mountain guard until Homer's thoughts were occupied by Ned in that outfit...
"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!" Homer's thoughts were occupied by Ned's butt.
"D'oh! Stupid sexy Flanders!" Homer cried. Suddenly he did the splits with a painful bone cracking sound. "Ow! My legs! This is the worst pain ever!" But it wasn't as things got worse as piles of snow smashed into his groin. He screamed "ow! Oh! Ah! Ow!" With each impact. Before crying from the pain.
Meanwhile Grampa was skiing and performing awesome stunts and flips while asleep until e awoke upon skiing back into the lodge only to find he had won some gold medals.
"What the?!" he gasped looking at the medals.
Professor Farnsworth then arrived skiing while fast asleep. He won some medals too.
Hugo was gawking at Leela's eye.
"Can I ask you something?" Hugo asked.
"Is it about my eye..." Leela sighed.
...
Bart and Oscar were skiing.
"Oh no! We're heading straight for those trees!" said Oscar alarmed.
"Yeah yeah... trees down." said Bart.
"Trees down!" said an alien voice as the fir trees folded up into the ground.
"Cooool! What do you say if you want the trees up again?" Oscar asked.
"Trees up!" came the voice as trees sprung up again. One was in Oscar's face so he went flying!
Oscar screamed as he was catapulted away.
Oh no!" Bart lamented.
Meanwhile Lisa was exhausted taking a nature trail.
"So exhausting, yet so rewarding... ah who am I Kidding..." Lisa sighed coming to a stop.
Suddenly she saw some cute deer and wanted to get close to them.
However the deer were startled by her.
"Wait, don't be scared! I won't hurt you!" Lisa explained.
However the deers growled at her. Um they're mutant deer...
Lisa screamed and skied away as fast as she could.
"Hey don't scare those deer!" A ski instructor explained as he pulled up on a snow bike.
"But they were trying to eat me!" Lisa cried.
"Those deer?!" the man asked pointing the the deers that were now acting normal.
"But-"
"Hop on, I'll ride you back to the ski lodge..." said the instructor. Lisa got on and looked back to see the mutant deer growling at her.
Meanwhile Bart and Jimbo's gang were practicing how to snowboard until Otto decided they were ready to do it for real.
"Now that's gnarly!" said Otto.
"Um I really need the bathroom." said Bart.
'Uh uh. In Snowboarder code." said Otto.
"Uh, I have to blast a dookie?" Bart asked.
"Woo! Okay off you go!" said Otto.
Bart hurried off to the toilets.
...
Meanwhile Disco Stu was in the lodge bar next to Edna when he spotted Marge all alone. She had suffered some sort of mishap while skiing because she was sitting with her leg in a cast.
"Single lady at five o'clock!" said Disco Stu as he skated over to her and sat down.
"Is this seat taken?" He asked her while swirling his drink.
"Um I think that's an armrest." said Marge.
"So... do you like to party?" Disco Stu was clearly hitting on her.
"You mean like with hats and noise makers?" Marge asked.
"Um, sure. Whatever floats your boat, baby." said Disco Stu. "Now just sit there and let Disco Stu do his thang!"
"Who's Disco Stu?" Marge asked.
Before Disco Stu could answer Bart, Lisa and Hugo ran up to Marge in a chorus of excited "Mom! Mom!"
"Hey pumpkins!" said Marge.
"Kids?! Nah uh! Moonwalk away! Not today!" Disco Stu moonwalked away as he doesn't date mothers.
"Snow fox at six o clock." said Lenny at the bar.
There was a snow fox in the lodge for some reason.
"Shoo!" The bartender shooed it outside.
"Kids you know why this vacation was a great idea?" Homer asked.
"No why?" Bart asked.
"Because this place is so cheap!" said Homer.
"Yeah that's why we had three accidents. And a cuckoo clock fell on Marge's leg..." said Oscar.
Sometime later everyone gathered up.
"Geez this vacation went south pretty fast. Ending up in a cast is not my idea of a good time..." said Marge. They were leaving the resort on an ambulance. Marge was sat in a chair keeping her bandaged up leg horizontal and Homer and Oscar were in full body casts. Oscar also had a black eye.
Plot 2
At the hospital Dr Payne explained Marge and Homer would be off their feet unable to do much meaning the Simpsons kids would need a nanny or relatives looking after them until Homer and Marge got better.
"Marge, Homer you'll be off your feet for quite a while. So you'll need to hire a nanny or babysitter for your children." said Dr Payne.
However the only relative available was Grampa...
Homer groaned.
As soon as they got home Grampa bored everyone with his war stories.
"Abe we don't have time for your stories..." Marge sighed.
"Sorry Grampa but I have to help cook now Mom and Dad are too injured to do so." said Lisa.
"And you have to feed me and Bart's spiky haired friend." said Homer.
At dinner Lisa had to feed Homer and Oscar as they were in body casts.
"I feel Ike Dale from Chip n Dale rescue rangers in the episode Kiwi's big adventure where he kept getting his limbs bandaged up." said Oscar sitting there in his body cast helpless.
"Don't worry, you'll all be better soon." said Lisa as she fed him.
"Oh I'm not worrying. That was my favourite episode of Chip n Dale rescue rangers!" said Oscar grinning.
Bart rolled his eyes.
"Ugh! Mom why did you appoint Lisa as cook? Now we've got vegetarian food..." Bart sighed.
"Bart, Lisa's vegetarian get used to it. When it's your turn you can have meat for dinner if you want..." said Oscar.
"Couldn't have put it better my self, Oscar." said Lisa.
"Ha! I am so cooking us all meat, meat and sooooo much meat then when it's my turn to cook..." Bart laughed.
Lisa sighed.
"Well when it's my turn we're all having fish heads for dinner. See how you like it..." said Hugo frowning.
"Ugh... Hugo..." Lisa sighed.
...
Some mornings later Homer and Oscar were out of their body casts and as right as rain. Plot convenience accelerated healing.
"Dad where are your clothes?" Lisa asked.
"I dunno!" said Homer.
"Don't tell me Mom dresses you..." Lisa sighed.
"Homer! Get dressed!" Marge yelled from upstairs.
After breakfast Lisa had a hat raffle to pick chores for everyone.
"Oh! Please be bikini inspector!" said Homer picking out a chore. He got Clean the toilets.
"That was a test." Homer groaned. He kept picking out chores until he got one he was willing to do. "Ah here we go. Feed the fish."
"Dad the chore hat doesn't work if-" Lisa asked.
"Sure it does Lisa!" said Homer.
"Well at least try to wash the dishes." Lisa asked.
"When I pull it out of the hat and it's not a test I will." said Homer picking out a chore. "See? But that was a test."
Lisa sighed.
Homer had decided to feed the fish and clean the dishes by putting the dirty dishes in the fish tank. They strangely have three different coloured fish this episode.
"Come on! Eat the food!" Homer whined at the fish.
"Dad! Don't feed the fish our leftovers!" Lisa whined. The school bus beeped its horn.
"Oh! You guys have got to get going. Here's your lunches." Lisa gave them their lunches. "And no trading your fruit for fire rockets..."
"But Lenny has bottle rockets..." Homer whined.
"You stay away from that Lenny!" Lisa said in a motherly tone. "Bart where's your sweater?"
"Um it unraveled on the way home." said Bart.
"No he's lying! He gave it to Oscar!" said Homer.
"Nothing like a warm sweater..." said Oscar parading about in Bart's sweater.
"You're dead squealer!" Bart yelled at Homer and they ran off somewhere.
Yeah this scene is weird because Homer is going to work by the looks of things and Bart's going to school but Lisa isn't?!
"Someone has to look after Maggie." said Comic book guy at a computer.
...
Marge then had to go back to the hospital for therapy.
"Now Lisa will you be able to handle the boys?" Marge asked.
"Yes." said Lisa.
"Because I can always call Aunt Patty and Aunt Selma..." said Marge.
It was dinner again that night. As it was Bart's turn to cook they had pork chops. Bart was in the kitchen violently chopping up a pig. "Stab stab stab! Death kill! Stab stab stab! Bleed and die!" Bart sang as he chopped up the dead pig.
"I think I'm gonna be sick!" Lisa gagged as she turned green. She hurried out to vomit.
Some time later she was decorating the table. Bart served dinners except Lisa who brought out her own which was probably tofu or something.
"Yeah I can't exactly make Lis eat meat." said Bart serving dinner.
"Yet vegetarians can demand we go vegetarian..." said Oscar sighing.
"Stop eating meat!" Lisa protested holding a placard.
Oscar did a "She's crazy!" Gesture.
"Dad your mash is getting a little cold. I can always put in the micro-" Lisa asked Homer but he growled at her like a dog. "Never mind!" she gulped leaving him to eat.
"Oh, I forgot the lima beans! I'll just be a sec!" said Lisa.
Bart and Hugo groaned in disgust.
Lisa returned with the Lima beans only to find Homer, Maggie etc had rushed out leaving empty plates.
Later...
That evening they were watching TV with fat stomachs. Hugo was picking his teeth with a toothpick.
Lisa came in. Homer burped like Barney.
"Oh my god! Dad did you eat Mr Gumble?!" Lisa asked.
"Um no..." said Homer as Lisa sat down to watch TV reluctantly.
"Anyway, how was your day." Lisa asked Maggie.
Maggie hushed her. Lisa sighed.
...
The next day or so Lisa went to the kitchen to be greeted by flies buzzing, an awful smell and the sink full of dirty dishes.
"Bart! I told you to scour the dishes..." Lisa sighed.
"They need to soak..." said Bart.
"That was four days ago! Look at this pan! It's all rusted!" said Lisa looking through a hole in the pan's bottom.
"It's an illusion!" said Bart doing a spooky voice. Hugo was suddenly sat next to him pulling faces.
"Here's the groceries!" Homer arrived with the shopping. Lisa looked through it.
"Maple soda? A plastic phone full of candy? Astronaut bread?!" Lisa asked about Homer's bizarre choice of groceries.
"The Bread of astronauts! Remember when daddy was an astronaut?" Homer replied.
"Wow! I didn't know Aerosmith made a cereal!" said Bart holding a box with Steven Tyler on the front.
"Aaaaaaagh! Die you chalk faced goon! Die!" Oscar screamed and stamped on the cereal box.
"Oscar! Are you going to do that every time you see Steven Tyler?" Bart groaned.
"Maybe..." Oscar replied.
"Dad I gave you a shopping list! Didn't you get anything on it?" Lisa asked.
"Oooooh... Girl you were way off... Brocolli?!" Homer read the list.
Lisa grumbled.
"Hello, Lollipop lane? We have a little girl here who had too many sour balls!" said Homer pretending to be talking into the candy phone.
Lisa stormed off annoyed.
"Any way where was I... Hello? Hello? Hmmmm. They put the phone down!" said Homer. Um it's a toy...
...
Lisa was then on the phone to Marge one afternoon as she was having therapy. A hair massage actually.
"Yeah, everything's going just great mom." said Lisa sheepishly. We pan out to find the house flooded and Homer and Bart in their swimming costumes playing Marco Polo.
There was a mighty crash as Homer fell into something.
"Polo!" said Bart laughing.
"Anyway, I was wondering when you'd be well enough to come home?" Lisa asked.
"Oh, is someone having second thoughts about doing my job?" Marge gloated.
"Kinda..." Lisa whined.
"Well tough sweetie, I have several more days of therapy left! See you soon!" said Marge putting down the phone.
Lisa sighed.
That night after somehow deflooding the house, is that a word? Anyone after clearing out the water Homer and the boys were watching a comedy programme. A lady with a deep voice cries.
"You hit her pretty hard Rick." said a man's voice. Homer, Bart, Hugo and Oscar laughed. Yeah apparently domestic violence is funny to them...
Lisa was upstairs in her room trying to sleep. But couldn't.
"Will you guys turn down that racket?!" Lisa yelled.
"Honey if we're not gonna turn it down for the cops, what hope do you have?" Homer called up to her.
Chief Wiggum was at the front windows with a torch knocking on them. There were squad cars outside with sirens blaring. "Mr Simpson... We've asked you for the umpteenth time this night. Turn down that television..."
Lisa growled and took her mattress off of her bed while muttering and laid it over her door to block out noise.
"Tough night huh Toots?" said a throaty lady's voice.
Lisa yelped as Lucille Ball was suddenly sat on her bed! Agh! I don't care if your dead Ms Ball! You can't sneak into little girl's bedrooms! Lisa rubbed her eyes but this was no illusion from lack of sleep.
"Honey you're not hallucinating, I'm real." said Lucille Ball.
"Lucille Ball? What are you doing here?" Lisa asked.
"Why I came down from heaven to get revenge on these no good punks, what did you think?" said Lucille.
"Oh you mean like when you jumped out of Arby's drum set and scared him?" Lisa asked joyfully.
"Hey! Stay away from any drums! That's my act!" said Lucille Ball. "Here's what you do sweetie, wait until they're sleeping and..."
Lisa grinned evilly as Lucille discussed their revenge plan.
Once Homer and the boys were asleep Lisa snuck downstairs holding two puts, one with green paint in it and one with oats in it. Suddenly we cut to a live action Wilford Brimley.
"Eat Quaker oats! I have diabeetus!" said Wilford Brimley.
Lisa had an evil smirk on her face. She mixed the oats with the green paint and painted on Homer...
...
The next morning she was sound asleep when suddenly we hear Homer screaming.
Homer, Bart, Hugo and Oscar ran into her room screaming and covered in green splotches.
"Help us! I think we've contracted cooties!" Bart cried.
"Or the lurgy!" Oscar added.
"So that's what you call it across the pond..." said Bart.
Lisa went to her computer. "We need to take you guys to the doctor those plaques look really nasty!" said Lisa.
"So why are you on your computer then..." Oscar asked.
"Uh, I have a tool for quick diagnosis. It saves having to waste the doctor's time!" said Lisa.
"Lis, we're covered in horrible sores! How could we be a waste of the doctor's time?" Bart retorted.
"Yeah isn't that a tool self diagnosing hypochondriacs use..." Oscar asked her.
Hugo licked his green sores. "Hey! These taste of paint and breakfast oats!" said Hugo.
Bart, Oscar and Homer licked their sores and confirmed. "This is just a trick! These peel off! See?" Oscar explained peeling off his sores which were fake.
"Oh you found about my little prank..." Lisa gulped.
"We'll show you a prank!" Bart and Homer yelled.
"Foiled by her feral brother who happens to lick himself clean like an animal..." Oscar smirked as Homer and Bart chased Lisa.
Plot 3
Some time later the living room was a pigsty and Homer, Bart, Hugo and Oscar were making snow angels but with garbage.
Lisa growled and stormed off.
"You think she's planning another prank?" Oscar asked.
"No worse! I have someone who's not pleased to see you! Mom!" said Lisa as Marge came in.
Homer and the boys screamed.
"Shame on you lot! I'm away for a week or so and you turn the house upside down, flood the kitchen, get an antisocial behaviour order for loud noise and are rolling about in your own filth!" Marge nagged. "Now everyone grab a mop and clean up!"
"Yes ma'am..." Homer and the boys grovelled as they set out to work cleaning up.
"Thanks mom. I guess I was wrong about handling them..." said Lisa.
"That's alright dear." said Marge as they hugged.
Bart and Hugo were clearing up the rubbish that was left on the living room floor. Marge and Lisa smugly watched them work.
Homer was cleaning up the basement.
"And throw out the old calendars." said Marge.
"But what if we accidentally travel back in time again..." Homer sighed.
Marge sighed exasperated.
Oscar was mopping the kitchen floor.
"This is the way we mop the floor! Mop the floor! Mop the floor!" He sang while mopping.
Lisa winced.
"I don't see why I'm being punished. I didn't make that much mess." Oscar sighed.
Bart was then tidying his room. But he cheated and used his Stretchdude powers to stretch about and reach high shelves.
"No using your super powers!" said Marge.
Bart sighed.
...
At dinner.
"Green beans with silvered almonds for greens." Lisa served a bowl of green beans on the table.
"Uuuuugh!" Bart groaned.
"Mmmmmmm! Silvered..." Oscar moaned and drooled.
Bart winced exasperated.
"Fish heads. For protein. And to teach Dad a lesson for only feeding me these things all my life!" said Hugo serving a big bucket of fish heads as the protein. He shot Dad a filthy look.
Homer grimaced disgusted by the smelly fish heads.
Oscar served the mashed potato. "You mix pealed potatoes, milk and butter and Bob's your uncle! Mashed potato!"
Bart screamed. "Aaaaaaaaagh! Uncle Bob!"
Oscar winced.
After dinner they watched TV. Because of the boys terrorising Lisa and making a mess. They couldn't watch what they wanted to watch. Lisa got to decide what everyone was gonna watch tonight.
"Happy Little Elves." Lisa put Happy Little Elves on.
Bart, Hugo and Homer screamed in anguish.
"I don't mind." said Oscar happy to watch Happy Little Elves.
"Yeah because you're obsessed with that stupid bear cub!" Bart ranted.
Oscar hushed him.
While the sappy cartoon was on with the elves with annoying squeaky voices. Hugo stated gross or creepy facts.
"You know, mummies had their brains pulled out through their nose." said Hugo.
"Ugh!" Lisa groaned.
"Hugo Zachariah Jeremiah-" Marge scolded him.
"Shhhhh! I missed what Bubbles the elf was saying to Mouldy!" Oscar whined.
...
The next day Bart and Homer were annoyed at being punished by the girls.
"We need to get back at them..." said Bart.
"I say dear brother, most indubitably!" Hugo was um talking British again. ALVIIIIIIIIN!
"Well I say, eat my shorts." Bart responded.
"I say bow chika bow wow- but now come to think of it, that's a stupid catchphrase." said Oscar.
Bart winced.
Later they went skiing again. But Oscar laughs hysterically at mentions of rude words.
"Skiing last week was fun..." said Homer. Yeah sure it was...
"Skiing fanny first into a crevasse isn't my idea of fun." said Marge.
Oscar screamed with laughter.
"Ow! Oz! Don't scream like that!" Bart groaned.
"But your mom said fanny! Gahahahaha!" Oscar laughed hysterically.
The Simpsons sighed.
Then a cuckoo clock fell on Hugo's head hurting him. "Ow!"
"Oh, man. Another clock accident." Bart sighed.
Oscar laughed. "You did say cock accident right?"
"Oscar!" Marge told him off.
Bart sighed exasperated.
Lucy from I Love Lucy arrived from Heaven again.
"Well toots. I'm glad to see you got revenge on those bums." said Lucy.
Oscar screeched with laughter again. "Hehehehe! Bum! Bum! Bum! Buuuuuuum!"
Marge sighed.
The end!