Baby Grampa there is a school talent show then Hugo is babysat by Grampa but ends up doing the babysitting after an experiment turns grampa into a baby.
Plot
The couch gag is the Monty Python foot stepping on the Simpsons.
The episode starts one evening at school. It is talent show night.
Lisa is on the school stage phones to her dad asking him to buy her some saxophone reeds because she broke her last one.
In the background a jewish boy with huge buck teeth was setting up wine glasses full of different amounts of water to essentially copy Hugh Hefner's party trick with wine glasses from Krusty Gets Kancelled. Holy crap Jurkle's canon!
"Okay I'm the buck tooth kid in Ms McConnell's fourth grade class..." said Jurkle.
"Oh couldn't you ask your mother..." Homer groaned.
"I tried Dad. But for some reason she's not in..." said Lisa. "Then I tried Aunt Patty, Aunt Selma, Grandma Jacqueline, Mr Flanders, Dr Hibbert... and that nice man who helped remove an anaconda from our basement!" said Lisa.
There was an anaconda in the Simpsons basement hissing.
"And you thought you'd call me next sweetie..." said Homer.
"Please Dad." said Lisa.
"Okay." said Homer.
There was the talent show. Luckily, Lisa thought, there were other performances before her. That was ample time for Homer to get her her reeds.
However Homer went for a couple of beers instead.
"Ladies and gentlemen, you're in for a whale of a show to night!" said Skinner.
Moby Dick, Monstro and Free Willie sat in the audience glared as crickets chirped.
"I'll get my coat..." Skinner sighed.
The first performance was a boy stacking up chairs in a pyramid and carrying all of them.
The audience and judges cheered.
"Excellent! Excellent! Now make sure to put those chairs back where they belong! I mean it!" said Skinner.
Then Martin was up dressed in dorky green medieval clothes and a sugar loaf hat playing a flute until Nelson punched him hard in the stomach. Winding him.
Mr Largo wanted to give Nelson extra points despite that he wasn't taking part in the talent show.
Then Edna Krabappel wanted to take part. Her performance was a rather erotic nightclub performance where she wore pink balloons all over herself singing Fever and popping the balloons occasionally.
"Edna please! There are children watching!" Seymour groaned. "Not even the union can allow this!"
Bart shivered in disgust.
Next up was Milhouse telling crap jokes he was booed off stage and left crying.
"Next up is Oscar "Diggs" Tamaki with his armpit symphony orchestra..." said Skinner.
Oscar was doing armpit fart sounds with his armpits while the mushroom dance song from Fantasia played.
The teachers were disgusted by his performance. However Bart found it funny and laughed.
Homer was still drinking. His friends badgered him about his commitment to get his daughter's saxophone reeds and an imaginary Lisa head nagged him.
At school Bart was up next as the boy with a thousand voices. However his impressions were just him crudely insulting the school faculty.
"Duuuuuuuuh! I'm Principal Skinner!" he said in a goofy voice imitating a stupid person while sticking his finger up his nose.
All the kids laughed.
"There goes the boy with a thousand days detention..." said Skinner angry.
"And now for my next impression. Lunch lady Doris! Today's special is dog poo!" said Bart in a nasally voice.
Everyone laughed.
"Eh..." Lunch Lady Doris couldn't care less if that was true or not.
"Hehehehe!" Bleeding gums Murphy likes the performance. He is alive in this episode for some reason.
...
Lisa was worried as the performances whittled down.
"Mom where is he?" Lisa asked Marge who miraculously turned up.
"Oh I'm sure there's an explanation to where he is..." Marge sighed. She imagined Homer rescuing people from a house fire. "No..." Being kidnapped and examined by aliens. "That's a long shot..." and finally in Moe's drinking. "Hmmmmmm... why is that the most logical..."
A blue haired boy was singing "My Dingaling!" by Chuck Berry.
"My dingaling! My dingaling! I want you to play with my dingaling!" sang the boy.
Herbert the pervert from Family Guy gave him a ten.
Skinner thought the song was rude and yanked the boy off stage. "Enough! Now for our next performance. Lisa Simpson!"
Lisa silently begged for more time.
"I'm sorry Lisa but there's no more performers! Even Ralph's flute up his nose performance is getting boring..." said Skinner. Ralph was on stage with a flute up his nose playing Stars and Stripes forever.
Homer suddenly arrived while Lisa was playing her saxophone badly because the reed was broken. Homer gasped that he was too late.
"Sounds like the gopher I caught in me lawnmower." said Willie covering his ears in pain.
"Hey! We've all heard your bagpipes, Willie..." said Oscar glaring at Willie.
Lisa cried as she performed and got booed by the audience.
(Jeering)
After the show she was scolding her dad for not turning up in time. Probably because he had been drinking again.
She didn't even want to speak to him during the drive home.
He even stopped at Phineas Q Butterfat's ice cream parlour to buy her an apology sundae.
But Lisa didn't want it.
Okay who ordered the mount Belly ache?" asked the ice cream parlour clerk with an enormous ice cream sundae with bananas in it.
"I did for my daughter." said Homer.
Lisa tried one spoonful. "I'm done."
"Dooooooh! That cost me eighty eight dollars!" Homer whined.
"I'm not hungry..." said Lisa annoyed at him.
"Look I screwed up badly. I know your mad now but I hope you someday find it in your heart to forgive me..." Homer groaned.
"I forgive you..." said Lisa sarcastically.
"D'oh! You didn't mean that!" Homer yelled like season one Homer.
"No, I didn't..." said Lisa.
Lisa did not want the sundae.
Oscar chuckled and pulled the giant sundae towards himself and greedily started eating it,
"Aaaaaagh! Brain freeze!" He screamed as he got a brain freeze from the cold ice cream.
At Home Marge wasn't happy with Homer either. "You chose to drink rather than do a simple errand for your daughter?! Homer I am disappointed in you!" Marge nagged him. "And we need to get that anaconda out of our basement again! I think it ate Hugo.
Hugo was swallowed by the anaconda. "Cooool! Vore!" He exclaimed happily.
Oscar winced, disgusted.
"Well that's great news to me Marge! No more extra non canon kids to deal with.
"Daddy. Can I have some candy?" Tiny Tim Simpson asked walking about on his crutches.
"No! Go away!" Homer yelled.
Marge sighed.
"Homie don't be mean to him..." said Marge.
Then Oscar contracted Dandy fever. Because he was suddenly dressed as an 18th century dandy fop.
"Ooooooh!" (Giggles in a camp manner.)
Bart grimaced, baffled by this weirdness.
...
Hugo somehow got out of the anaconda and was up in his room performing science experiments with chemicals.
"Make something cool like laser eyed mutant alligator men, or a slime monster!" said Oscar,
"No. I'm not making something you want me to make. Remember that time you wanted me to resurrect Marie and Pierre Curie as giant atomic super mutants with gamma vision..." said Hugo.
"But that was cool!" said Oscar.
"How about you play with one of my mutants while dressed as a baby." said Hugo.
Oscar age regressed himself into a baby and toddled off to play with one of Hugo's mutants.
"Well at least you don't talk baby talk to your mutants like Washu does..." said Oscar via his baby gibberish translator head gear.
We cut to Tenchi Muyo. Washu in her laboratory under the stairs had taken to making her killer mutant monstrosities wear diapers while she spoke to them like they were cute baby animals. "Naughty! Naughty little mutant!" she said to a mutant monster that was far bigger than her.
"Then there's Taro a mad scientist from my world who has mutants pouring out of his ears almost!" said Oscar tied up by green slimy tentacles from a mutant.
"I'll mutant you in a minute! Pipe down!" said Hugo.
Oscar pouted.
Hugo sighed. "And thus X equals Y plus Z." He was writing a complex formula on a big blackboard.
Bart headed up the ladder.
"Salutations brother. You're just in time." said Hugo wearing a lab coat and safety goggles.
Bart shrugged.
"Igor, cuff Bart to my new test subject table with the manacles." Hugo instructed Igor, a Peter Lorre like hunchback like in that Looney Tunes short with Daffy Duck and Peter Lorre.
"Yes master..." said Igor grabbing Bart's arm.
"Hey! Get off of me!" Bart yelled.
Oscar gave Hugo a hard glare.
"What?" Hugo said annoyed.
"Hugey do you want to be in trouble with your parents again..." Oscar sighed.
"Okay fine... Igor release Bart..." Hugo sighed.
Igor lets Bart go. He heads off downstairs.
"I'm off to find some wild limes in the forest. I hope the lime mother doesn't attack me again." said Oscar.
Oscar is in Evergreen Forest harvesting limes.
Theres a terrifying growl and we cut to a giant lime monster.
"Oh shit! It's the lime mother! We're all gonna die!" Oscar screamed.
Hugo was in the attic doing mad scientist stuff glad he had some peace and quiet.
Oscar was being chased by the lime monster.
"Their defensive system is squirting lime juice into your eyes. Wear safety goggles and you might be safe." said Oscar to the fourth wall as he panted.
Lisa was still angry with Homer.
"Sweetie..." Homer whined.
"BABOOOOOOON!" Lisa yelled angrily and ran to her room.
"Okay not the baboon thing Narattor..." Bart sighed.
Oscar was still being chased by the lime mother.
"Haw Haw! A limey being chased by a lime!" Nelson laughed.
"Shut up Yank!" Oscar yelled.
And Shaggy, the rapper, denied he cheated on his girlfriend with the girl next door.
"Wasn't me." said Shaggy, the rapper.
"Like zoimks! Scoob!" said the other Shaggy.
Inane Brian winced.
...
At home.
Homer begged Lisa to forgive him.
Lisa huffed and stormed off up to her room.
Homer sighed.
Oscar came in dragging a giant dead lime monster.
"Um okay..." Homer was baffled.
Oscar dragged the lime monster into the kitchen. Then left moments later whilst playing on his Leapfrog Leappad.
High pitched cutesy voices rang out.
Plot 2
Homer put on the Baby Lisa tape.
"Oooooooh where did I go wrong..." Homer cried.
"You drank, rummy." said Oscar.
Homer growled and throttled him.
The tape started playing.
Baby Lisa was wearing just a diaper taking her first steps. Aaaaaawwww! Cute!
"Homer look! Lisa's taking her first steps!" said Marge on the tape.
Homer was too engrossed by the TV. "Is the camera on?" He asked.
"Yes..." said Marge.
"I'll watch it later." said Homer.
"Please! Please!" said an Igor voiced Nick Nack from James Bond from the TV. "The plane! The plane!"
"No my freakish Little friend. Touch the seagull." said a Dracula voice. Uh that is one weird programme...
Apparently it's supposed to be Fantasy Island. With Nick Nack and Ricardo Montalban.
"KHAAAAAAAAAAN!" William Shatner screamed.
Lisa toddled in front of the TV gurgling and coming to her Daddy. Homer just picked her up and gently put her elsewhere so he could continue watching his programme.
Baby Lisa sighed.
"Oooooh!" Homer groaned disappointed in himself.
The next family video was baby Lisa having her baby food in the kitchen and saying "Da da! Da da!"
"Oh Homer! Did you hear that!" said Marge proudly.
"Marge I'm busy!" Young Homer was strangling Bart.
Homer in the present groaned like he did when Bart put his karaoke machine in the broken window to prop it up.
In another family video Homer was recording this time as Marge was spring cleaning.
"Homer put that thing down! I told you to change Lisa's diaper." said Marge on the tape.
"Eh... that weird green cartoon bear cub from her cartoon is changing her..." said Homer pointing the camera into Lisa's room where the curious bear cub was sniffing her diaper with his big green shiny nose and gagging in disgust. "Ugh!"
Homer switched off the tape disappointed in himself. "I didn't even notice she was alive..." he groaned.
"Homer you can sort this by spending time with her..." said Marge.
Homer groaned.
...
Homer in a montage was doing things with Lisa. Such as having a pretend tea party with her dolls. He was drinking pretend tea sat in Lisa's room at a tiny plastic table with her dolls.
Bart and Milhouse were mocking him by imitating him. Homer heard them laughing and furiously ran out knocking everything aside as he growled and chased after them.
Then Lisa was sad over something so he took her to the bathroom and dried her tears with a hair dryer like in Bart the General to Bart.
"Coooool! Another for my collection!" said Oscar taking a photograph. He had assembled a picture of Homer blasting a hair dryer in his children's faces whenever they were upset. He had several of Bart, one of Hugo, one of himself somehow...
Then Homer was pushing Lisa on the swing and pushed her too hard and she fell off. XD!
Then he fell asleep watching Happy Little Elves meet the curious bear cub.
Lisa sighed. Then Oscar winced because the bear cub was smooshing his wet shiny green nose against the camera. Oscar wet himself. "Eeeeew!" Lisa groaned.
...
Hugo was in his room experimenting. "Hugo, come downstairs please." said Marge.
Hugo sighed and went downstairs.
"Hugo we're all going out, but since your father grounded you for biting Bart you'll be staying at home with Gramps.' said Marge, "Homer I think you were a bit heavy handed grounding him from a family outing..."
"Marge a punishment is a punishment. We have to stick to our guns!"
Marge sighed.
"And another thing boy!" said Homer sharply as he prodded Hugo's cute little nose. "No experimenting on your grampa! We all remember what happened last time..."
In a cutaway Hugo had somehow turned Grampa Abe into a cardboard cutout. Homer was not happy with him.
"Okay Dad... no experimenting..." Hugo sighed.
"Good. We'll be back soon. Depends on how many orders of dessert I can manage..." said Homer.
Grampa arrived after accidentally going next door to the Flanders.
"Hello!" said Grampa. "Hugo, you take my clothes. Homer, you carry my pills, syrups, salves, serums, girdles, ointments, medical devices-" Grampa handed over loads of old people stuff that old people have.
Homer groaned as looked at Abe's various weird medicines.
"Aren't you glad Homer you worked hard getting Lisa's forgiveness instead of spending all our savings on a pony?" said Marge as the Simpsons left.
A harsh response from Homer suggested this alternate timeline of him not doing a quick fix with a pony has driven their marriage to breaking point.
Hugo sighed as he was left with Grampa.
"Now how about I tell you one of my stories that don't go anywhere and go off tangent?" Grampa asked him.
"No Grampa! Please!" Hugo whined.
Grampa tells the story of farthings and onions again. And being a woman once.
Hugo groaned at his nonsensical jabbering and went off to his room.
"And then that's when I invented Confucianism." said Grampa.
...
"Grampa jabbers more than an infant does! Eureka! That's it! I'll turn him into a baby for a few minutes!" said Hugo. "No wait! I promised Mom and Dad I wouldn't experiment on him..." Hugo had a memory coming on.
"Especially after that time I made Grampa magnetic..." Hugo has a cut away to where Grampa was leaving to go home for the day.
"Bye Grampa..." said Bart, Lisa and Hugo. Maggie unable to talk simply sucked her pacifier. Suddenly loads of metal things were attracted to Grampa and stuck to him, including a TV.
Hugo's shoulder angel and devil appeared.
"Experiment! Just a little one..." said the shoulder devil.
"No don't! Remember what you promised Mom and Dad!"
Hugo for the sake of hilarity went with his shoulder devil.
At medicine time he modified Grampa's medicine to turn him into a baby as well as its usual treatment for his various ailments.
George from George's Marvellous Medicine made a medicine for his evil grandmother out of house hold cleaning products, washing powder, paint and animal medicine. Surprisingly it did not kill Grandma.
Hugo winced.
"Well it's about time Hugo..." Grampa sighed as a Hugo was slightly late with Grampa's medicine.
"Here you go Grampa." Hugo gave Grampa his medicine. The effect was instantaneous. He turned into a little baby.
"Um well... how do you feel Grampa?" Hugo asked.
"I feel better already! My! Is my arthritis gone?" said baby Grampa still able to talk.
"Uh no... I um... turned you into a baby... look at yourself." said Hugo.
"Oh my! I'm nearly naked!" said Grampa as a baby.
"Uh Gramps... where did you get the diaper from?" Hugo asked as Grampa was already wearing a diaper as a baby.
"I was already wearing it!" said the baby. Suddenly he grimaced as he farted and there was a splat as he messed his diaper. "Oooooh! I need my diaper changed!" The baby groaned wriggling about.
"Uh Igor change Grampa's diaper?" Hugo groaned.
Igor made a yeseeeuck! Sound.
"Change it now! Waaaaaa!" Grampa as a baby demanded. There was another fart and a cartoon splat as he messed himself even more.
"Eeeew!" Hugo groaned. "Igo find someone who can change him!"
"A nurse?" Igor asked.
"I don't know any nurse!" said Hugo.
"Your mom?" Igor asked.
"Oh no! I love and respect Mom too much to... let her know I disobeyed her..." said Hugo.
"Cindy?" Igor asked.
Hugo saw his girlfriend Cindy in her house on her mobile phone gossiping.
"No! No way! I will never, ever ask Cindy for a favour!" Hugo yelled.
There was a fart and a cartoon splat as baby Grampa messed his diaper again. "Ooooooooh! Clean my poopy!" He whined tearfully.
"Eeeeew!" Hugo groaned.
...
Elsewhere the Simpsons went to a restaurant and had dinner. Fortunately they were still on the bread rolls.
At home Hugo was wearing a gas mask and rubber gloves while changing Grampa's diaper.
After he was done changing the baby's diaper. The baby being his age regressed grampa. Igor had a request.
"Please! Please master! Can I go home now?" The Igor asked.
"No my freakish little friend. Touch the seagull." said Hugo.
Igor sighed and poked a dead seagull Hugo had kept for some reason.
Hugo took Grampa shopping for diapers because he had cartoon green stink gas emitting from him and he would grimace and a splat sound was him messing himself. Hugo somehow got him home without anyone noticing and changed Grampa again. After he was finished baby Grampa was fascinated by one of his dangerous mutants and headed towards it. Teddy Oscar's living teddy bear creature noticed and seized Grampa by the waistband of his diaper with his mouth.
"Ungh! Let go!" Baby Grampa groaned as he struggled against his stretchy diaper.
"Gee someone really liked the episode where I accidentally turned my granny into a baby..." said Jimmy Neutron at home.
"I wonder if I had pie..." said Hugh absentmindedly.
Mmmmmm... pie...
"I like pie!" Billy yelled.
Grampa as a baby whined as he ran on the spot struggling against his stretchy diaper. Teddy still was pulling on the back of it with his mouth.
Grampa was yanked backwards. He found himself being held aloft by a big living teddy bear creature. Teddy sniffed his diaper with his big wet shiny black nose. "Stop that!" Grampa as a baby whined. "Oh wait you're Oscar's weird Teddy bear that sniffs him all the time, you're not gonna listen, are you?"
Teddy shook his head and resumed sniffing the baby boy's diaper.
At the restaurant.
Homer was eating all the bread rolls.
Marge was mortified by his gluttony.
Oscar was humming absentmindedly while playing on his LeapPad computer book he got recently.
"Oz those things are for babies..." Bart groaned.
Cartoon voices rang out from the LeapPad.
...
At Evergreen Terrace. Two of the main or major girl characters were raising money to afford a light lunch at the local Taco Bell or something.
In Jimmy Neutron, it was Jimmy's girlfriend Cindy who he insists is not his girlfriend!
"She's not my girlfriend!" Jimmy yelled.
And Libby. The only ethnic minority in the cartoon!
In Springfield it was Terri and Janey.
"So how much have we collected so far Janey? I'm starving!" asked Terri who wasn't attached to her twin sister today.
"We're a dollar and twenty-three cents away from just enough to split an enchalaparitto from Taco Bell." said Janey. I have no idea what an enchalaparitto is but it sounds vaguely Mexican. She probably meant an enchilada.
In the Simpson house Hugo changed Grampa's diaper again.
"Now can you please have a nap while I play Dungeons and Dragons with my friends..." Hugo sighed.
"Hmmmmph! That doesn't sound at all outrageous and rebellious Bart." said Grampa as a baby.
"I'm not Bart! I'm Hugo!" said Hugo annoyed.
"Don't yell!" Grampa as a baby whined.
Hugo sighed.
Plot 3
Some if the school nerds arrived. Martin and Database. Also Jimmy Neutron from Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius and Dexter from Dexter's lab were there too.
"Drink your prune juice!" The Black nerd screamed.
Hugo winced.
Hugo sat at a large crate with smaller crates surrounding it as makeshift chairs. On the largest he had laid out the board, the dice and notepads and other stuff needed to play Dungeons and Dragons.
His so called friends he was playing with were: Martin Prince, Jimmy Neutron and Dexter from Dexter's Lab. like I just mentioned.
"Okay but I'm choosing my character. I am not being Hodo the furry footed burrower again!" Dexter exclaimed frowning. (Dee Dee made him play as a cartoon buck toothed hobbit-like guy.)
"Yeah sure. Whatever." said Hugo.
"I shall play a female bard!" said Martin.
Hugo cringed. "Why?! You do this every game!"
...
Grampa as a baby was in Maggie's room where he was in the playpen. He was wearing his diaper. Because Hugo turned him into a baby... pay attention to the story...
Teddy was annoying him by sniffing his diaper.
Grampa as a baby winced.
Teddy sniffed him.
"Ugh! Stop that!"
Teddy was still sniffing his diaper.
"That's just asking for a restraining order..." Baby Abe sighed.
"Mad? No, no. I'm afraid my genius is just misunderstood." Hugo explained to Martin as he climbed down from the attic.
Martin sighed.
"This flail is precious to me. We've crushed more skulls together than I can count." said Tombi holding his spiked ball on a chain weapon the blackjack.
"Tomba you can't count." said Hugo.
Tombi frowned. "Exactly."
"Anyway I can't talk idly. I have to return my Grampa back to normal before my parents get home." said Hugo fetching Grampa.
"Clean my poopy!" Grampa whined.
Any way Jimmy's not girlfriend and the only ethnic minority character were holding a yard sale of unwanted goods to raise money.
The stupid character, Sheen didn't know what a bra was and mistook it for a slingshot or bolas.
Cindy cringed.
In Springfield that would be Sherri and Terri having a yard sale and Ralph or Inane Brian Finding a bra and not knowing what it was.
"Yeah I get it. Libby is the only ethnic minority in my entire home town..." said Jimmy. The KKK soon drove her out.
Across the street from Sherri and Terri Chief Wiggum was on his police radio to his colleagues.
"We've been getting reports of someone using the Blue Houses as urinals. Save that behavior for the Brown Houses."
Ruth Powers, who lives in the brown house next to the Simpsons glared at him.
...
At the restaurant Oscar then shows off his secret weapon, the TACO DOODLE DOO (a humongous bazooka-like RPG launcher that fires 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 tacos.
Bart grimaced exasperated.
Oscar had to put his weapon to use as Dr Demento suddenly arrived to torment Bart. He was disguised as a waiter.
"Well that disguise was Craaaaaayyyy-zyyyy! Gahahahaha!"
"Aaaaaaagh! Dr Demento!" Bart screamed.
"In the flesh." Dr Demento said smugly while politely taking off his top hat and bowing.
"Oh I was going to return as part of some convoluted revenge scheme!" Sideshow Bob groaned.
"Well tough! You're not the only one with a grudge against Bart Simpson!" said Dr Demento.
Dr Demento played strange songs like the Dead Puppies song and Fish heads.
"Fish heads! Fish heads! Roly poly fish heads!"
Oscar fired tacos at him.
Dr Demento pulled out a banana and pretended it was a phone. "Ring ring ring! Banana phone!" He sang.
Oscar gave him a present. However there was a bomb in it so it exploded on him.
"Oz the lethal pranks might be a bit too far..." said Bart.
In Jimmy Neutron Hugh was lifting something heavy.
"Oh no you don't Mister Muscles." said Judy.
"Cease and desist!" said The Blue Haired Lawyer suddenly.
Judy gasped.
"I am ordering you to cease calling your husband that on behalf of the copyright of a British cleaning products brand!" said The Blue Haired Lawyer.
Then they went on their third honeymoon to a themed suite hotel. Theirs was tastefully called the dead zebra carcass suite. Lovely! (That was sarcasm.)
"I'm sorry Mr and Mrs Neutron. The zebra suite has been booked by Xemnas." said the receptionist at the hotel.
"Nothingness is eternal!" Xemnas wearing his zebra coat yelled.