08/24/23
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Cat Noir constantly torments Ladybug into fetching the ball like a dog which is just very amusing to him whenever she can't control her excitement. But he had to stop since it was too much for her.
"Do that again and I'll bite your face off!" Ladybug snarled like a wolf.
"Ooh, are we doing a growling contest again?" Cat Noir smirked without flinching.
"You'd not gonna love it when I turn full wolf," Ladybug said.
"Come on, I love danger. Nothing can scare me, puppy" Cat Noir flirted.
"Don't call me a puppy, kitten" Ladybug glared.
"Cheer up, Bugaboo" Cat Noir said.
"Hmph, you're always cocky and annoying" Ladybug huffed.
"It makes me very charmeowing like a puuuurrrrrrince" Cat Noir purred.
"Ugh, your puns are annoying" Ladybug rolled her eyes and ate a hot dog to calm her nerves.
"At least one girl in school I go to isn't that cranky" Cat Noir said.
"Hey! I am not that cranky. At least the boy in school I go to isn't an egomaniac" Ladybug said.
"Is that so?" Cat Noir sat near her.
"What the hell are you doing? Gonna rub your head on me again like a desperate kitten?" Ladybug brushed her tail on his face.
"Maybe" Cat Noir moves her tail away.
"I know" Cat Noir got her tail in his way.
Ladybug finished her meal and let out a belch, "Gross" Cat Noir said.
"Oops," She made an innocent look.
"Don't give me the puppy eyes" Cat Noir rolled his eyes and went back to eating a tuna fish sandwich.
"Mmmhmm?" Ladybug made her eyes look big and cute.
"Shit!" Cat Noir knew he couldn't resist it.
"Okay, I'll let you eat in peace" Ladybug stopped.
"Thanks. I admit it's cute but mine is much cuter" Cat Noir swallowed his meal.
"Really?" Ladybug smirked.
"Yes, really" Cat Noir chuckled.
"Just don't break a claw the next time you try to claw me to death," Ladybug said.
"Okay, Bugaboo" Cat Noir nodded.
"I'm serious, cat," Ladybug said, sipping on her soda.
"I understand. But since we met, we also became a purrfect duo to fight crimes" Cat Noir said.
"Mmhmm….and you became a very bad kitty with your annoying puns" Ladybug scratched his chin.
"Puuuuuurrrrrrr…. And you barely have any" Cat Noir chuckled.
"How-l it going with your 'ruff' day as yourself?" Ladybug smirked.
"Very cute" Cat Noir swished his tail.
"You don't seem annoyed by it," Ladybug said.
"I'm more free as Cat Noir, Ladybug" Cat Noir said.
"And yet you are extremely wild like a street cat," Ladybug said, giving him a salmon fish she found.
"Thanks" He began eating it.
"For a cat you really enjoy seafood," Ladybug said.
"Yep, I do," Cat Noir said.
"And coughing out furballs like three times" Ladybug remembers how many times he did that.
"Funny. I groom to stay clean all the time" Cat Noir rolled his eyes.
"You barely have fur on your body," Ladybug said.
"Ooh, so you do like what you see?" Cat Noir smirked and unzipped his jacket to reveal his pecs and abs.
Ladybug blushed at seeing his well-built body.
He purred seductively to make this very sexy to his lady, "Am I a furball to you, milady? I think the words from your mouth disagree" Cat Noir flirted.
"My, you're so perfectly shaped" Ladybug couldn't help but touch his chest.
"Puuuuuurrrrrrrrr" Cat Noir purred in excitement.
"So handsome, so sexy" Ladybug blushed.
"Hmm….what was that, bugaboo?" Cat Noir heard it but he wants her to say it again.
"Ummm… You're handsome and sexy?" Ladybug's face was red.
"Aw…. you're falling for my charm," Cat Noir said slyly.
"No!" Ladybug snapped out of it.
"Keep denying it but not for long" Cat Noir pulls the zipper up.
"And you think I'm attractive? Paw-lease, I offer so much more than beauty" Ladybug scoffed.
"Have it your way. Well, I better get back before my old man gets pissed" Cat Noir said.
"Ha! I knew you're a scaredy cat that can't seem to land on your feet" Ladybug laughed and jumped off the roof before the feline could argue.
"Just wait until I'll get you!" Cat Noir shouted.
Ladybug hides so she can unmask and become Marinette again. She giggled quietly when she heard him shout.
"What a foolish kitty" She heads home.
x
A while later at night, the werecreatures heard there was another robbery again but at the Louvre and the guards were no match for these strange criminals with crazy powers they never faced. One was a mime and the other a magician. The mime threw an invisible grenade at the police cars, blowing them up.
"Get lost your law enforcers!" The lady magician scolded.
"Hands in the air!" The police aimed their guns.
"I think not!" The Magician turns their guns into water pistols.
"What the?!" They all did not expect that.
"Magic beats guns" The Magician snickered.
"You got the Mona Lisa portrait?" She asked the Mime.
The Mime nodded, holding the ancient portrait, "Good. Let's go before those freaks show up!" Magician said.
"Freaks?" Cat Noir stood behind them along with his lady, "Don't you think we look adorable like puppies and kittens?"
"Once you're both on a leash and in the cat box!" The Magician waves her wand.
"Heh, we are both very wild and untamed" Ladybug smirked.
"Let's put that to the test, Milady" Cat Noir unsheathed his claws.
"You animals are so gonna regret this!" Magician blasts them with her wand but they are too fast.
The Mime gestures using a lasso at the two. It grabbed Ladybug's ankle and pulled her in but she snarled aggressively to scare him. Cat Noir tackles magician inside the Louvre and tumbles down the stairs.
"Argh! You bad kitty!" She groaned.
"And that's why I always land on my feet. I am a black cat with bad luck" Cat Noir said.
"Oh, really. Have a taste of catnip!" The magician summons a living jar of catnip monster.
"Oh no!" Cat Noir gasps.
It roared and tried to make the feline smell it but he dodged, "I am not smelling that again! Fight like a woman, bitch!" He snarled at the magician.
But then the monster exploded by Ladybug using Mime's invisible grenade. She punched him and kicked him in the crotch, despite not screaming with sounds out of his mouth.
"Looks like you can use a paw or two" Ladybug said.
"Thanks, Bugaboo" Cat Noir said.
"You brats! Take a hike for once in your damn life!" Magician had enough of them.
"Technically we cats have nine lives" Cat Noir unsheathed his claws.
"Let's do this, Kitty" Ladybug said.
"Right behind you, milady" Cat Noir said.
They both lunged at the Magician before she could cast another spell.
Cat Noir clawed her face and Ladybug snatched the wand. And once she broke it, the Magician was defenseless.
"MY WAND!" She screamed in disbelief.
"Pound it!" The duo fist-bumped.
After arresting the criminals, the heroes reclaimed the Mona Lisa portrait and returned it to the curator. He was very grateful it wasn't harmed in any way.
"Thank you two for saving the portrait," He said.
"You're welcome," Ladybug said.
x
Much later, Marinette waited for Adrien to arrive, "I hope he has convinced his dad to let him go see me today" Marinette waited patiently.
She saw the bodyguard in the car dropping Adrien off, "Hey Marinette" Adrien greeted her.
"Hi," Marinette said shyly.
"You heard the news?" Adrien asked.
"What? Of Ladybug and Cat Noir saving the Mons Lisa?" Marinette pretended to not know.
"Yeah. Those criminals were crazy but they stopped them" Marinette said.
"Indeed" Adrien nodded.
"So wanna go for an ice cream?" Marinette suggested.
"Qui, I always wanted to have ice cream with someone," Adrien said.
Much later, the two teenagers sat at the park sharing ice cream. Neither of them has ever done this until now for the first time.
"You know, Marinette, you've become a great friend of mine," Adrien said.
"Thank you, Adrien" Marinette smiled.