AN: I need to spend my time better than writing fanfics. But one more chapter and I'll have my first completed fanfic. By the way, I made sure to proofread this chapter once.
The strawhats were exploring Dressrosa.
Chopper and Momo arrived at a tavern.
Nami had asked them to find Luna in case she caused trouble.
Going inside the tavern, the two could see many rough-looking people trying to relax.
A drunk Luna was snoring at a table.
Chopper waddled up to her.
"Nami needs you, Luna," Chopper whispered.
Luna opened one eye, "What does she need me for?"
"To help her carry clothes," Chopper explained.
Luna tilted her head, "I must be drunk, there's no way she needs me to carry clothes when you can do it for her."
Chopper's eyes went blank then shined, "You're right! Momo let's go."
"Uh alright," Momo followed.
When the two left, the bar became silent.
Luna gulped down some alcohol and placed it down loudly.
The people inside shivered.
Luna looked around, "Let it be known that Luna le Fay is only good for two things. CATCHING PIRATES AND PISSING RUM. If anyone disagrees, you'll answer to my fist."
Everyone around gulped.
Luna came out of the tavern and threw up on the ground.
She could feel the ground shaking and a high-pitched voice was in the air.
"Give Doffy back!"
The voice irritated her ear.
She looked up and saw a giant stone Pica raising his fist against Kuina.
Luna threw up again and reeled back her fist.
A lot of people saw what she was doing and recognized her.
Luna punched and nothing seemed to happen.
Suddenly, Pica's face blew off and his injured body revealed itself.
Everyone's eyes shot out.
Kuina looked at her and thanked her with a nod.
"No problem," Luna threw up.
Luffy came in and punched the falling Pica rubble to dust.
Luna lay on the ground and fell asleep.
Nami, Chopper, and Momo came towards her.
Nami facepalmed, "This isn't the place to be sleeping."
Sugar was hiding quietly in a room.
She couldn't get caught or it would be all over.
The door banged loudly.
"FBI open up!"
"Huh?" Sugar stared at the door.
The busted open and Kuro came in yelling with a bunch of toys.
"Go, Go, Go!"
Kuro looked at Sugar and she stared back.
"Found the loli!"
Kuro rushed in and picked her up.
Sugar screamed with fright, "Ahhhhhhhhhh!"
Kuro ran out of the room.
"Loli secured, activate detonation!"
The toys ran out and the building exploded.
Kuro placed the shocked Sugar before Kyros.
"Will she live?"
Kyros touched Sugar's hand and shook his head.
"Nooooooooo!" Kuro screamed.
Sugar became further confused, "What's going on?"
Kuro took out a shotgun and aimed it at Sugar's face.
"This is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you."
Kuro fired and Sugar went blank.
Party strings covered Sugar's face.
Kuro shed a tear for Sugar.
"She had so much to live for."
"Kuro, it's ready!" Franky grinned.
Kuro's eyes shined and followed Franky.
There was a small arena on the deck and on it were two tiny robots.
One was red and the other was blue.
Franky took a red remote and Kuro took a blue remote.
"Let's go!" The two yelled with excitement.
The robot fight began.
Kuro was mashing buttons left and right as he sweated.
Franky gritted his teeth as he mashed the buttons faster.
The two robots punched and weaved by each other like boxers.
Usopp, Luffy, and Chopper came into the sight with shining eyes.
"So cool!"
The robot fighting was intense with dripping sweat.
Suddenly, Franky saw an opening and unleashed an uppercut.
"Watch out Kuro!" Luffy yelled.
"Go Franky!" Usopp cheered.
"Ooooooooo!" Chopper shook with excitement.
Kuro foresaw a combo with future sight but it was too late.
The red robot unleashed a combo attack and the blue robot fell still to the ground.
"That was super!" Franky cheered.
Kuro sighed with a smile, "GG EZ!"
"That was awesome!" Chopper exclaimed.
"So cool!" Usopp shook with excitement.
"I want to play too!" Luffy's eyes shined.
Franky took out more robots, "Let's all have a super battle!"
"You're the best Franky!" Usopp took a remote.
"This is gonna be amazing!" Chopper's eyes shined.
"Let's go!" Luffy cheered.
An all-out robot brawl began.
Everyone fought with excitement.
The fight dragged on and everyone quickly realized who the best player was.
"How are you so good Usopp! I'm even using future sight!" Luffy exclaimed.
"Hehehe!" Usopp smugged, "Hey! That's cheating!" Usopp shark teethed.
"Let's gang up on him!" Luffy yelled.
"Yeah!" Chopper grinned.
"Let's see if you can withstand our combined superattack!" Franky laughed.
"Not fair!" Usopp cried.
"All fair in love and war!" Kuro grinned.
Four robots lunged at Usopp's green robot.
Usopp suddenly grinned.
"It's a trap!" Luffy and Kuro yelled.
"Too late suckers!" Usopp yelled and spun his robot.
The four robots were flung out of the arena.
"I won!" Usopp yelled and banged his chest.
"What's going on!" Nami yelled and appeared.
Kuro flipped the arena, "The jig is up, it's every man for himself."
Kuro disappeared like a ghost and everyone had blank faces.
In a giant room, the warlords sat around a table with marines around them.
"Hey Crocodile, how were you reinstated as a Warlord? I'm pretty sure you don't just come back as one after trying to take over a country."
Crocodile took a glance at Kuro and decided to ignore him.
"None of that this time?" Boa eyed.
Kuro held up his hands, "Doflamingo is missing so I can't get my fix. Last I heard, he got attacked by Trafalgar Law."
Jimbei looked deadpanned at Kuro.
"Is that why he's not here?" Sengoku questioned.
Kuro shrugged his shoulder with a smile.
Garp barged into the room, "You little rascal, I know you have Doflamingo with my grandson."
Garp sat down and stared Kuro dead in the eye, "What are you planning? From what I heard, you even have one of Linlin's daughter on board."
Kuro became exasperated, "Looks like my ship got a rat. As for what I'm planning. It's not me who's planning but the Cap. We're planning on raiding Big Mom territory soon for her Poneglyph."
Everyone narrowed their eyes.
Garp bursted with laughter, "Those are some bold words."
He cracked his knuckles, "I wonder what's inside that head of yours."
Kuro smiled sheepishly, "Sorry but I need to go to the bathroom."
Nami slammed the dinning table, "What's the plan Kuro!"
Kuro looked disappointed at Nami, "Sheesh, what did the table do to you?"
Luna nodded up and down, "For real, this table has done no wrong. How can you be so mean to it."
"Quit joking around!" Nami shark teethed.
Nami slammed the table again, "Tables don't have feelings."
Kuro and Luna gasped.
Kuro looked at Luffy, "You heard that Cap? She said tables don't have feelings."
Luffy sweat dropped, "Nami's right though.
"The audacity!" Luna slammed the table.
"You just slammed the table," Nami deadpanned.
Luna looked at the table and patted it softly, "Sorry about that."
"Wait, don't change the topic!" Nami shark teethed.
Kuro bent back, "Miss me with that topic."
Usopp threw a grape and it landed in Kuro's mouth.
"Great shot Usopp!" Kuro ate.
"Me me!" Chopper jumped.
Usopp was about to throw a grape when Nami looked deadpanned at him.
Usopp calmly placed the grape down.
Nami stared at Kuro and then at everyone else, "Am I the only one who's worried about how we're going to fight a Yonko?"
Luna bit into an apple, "When push comes to shove, you're the one to start doubting the least Nami."
Nami looked strangely at Luna, "What does that mean?"
Luna shrugged with a smile, "Who knows."
Nami groaned and looked at Law.
Law coughed and stared at his food.
"Be nice to Nami," Kuina eyed Kuro.
Kuro sighed and got up, "You know I hate explaining but alright."
Kuro put on his glasses.
He took out a board and started drawing.
Everyone paid close attention.
"Here's the plan!"
"As you all know, it's Big Mom's birthday and that means there's gonna be a grimace shake."
"You mean birthday cake," Luna voiced.
Kuro shrugged, "Eh, same thing no difference."
"What's a grimace shake?" Luffy tilted his head.
Kuro coughed and took out another board.
"Don't you dare go off-topic!" Nami shark teethed.
Kuro put the board back.
"Anyway, when the grimace party begin, we're gonna break in and beat the living daylight out of her in front of all her children. I heard she might be pregnant but Miss Tashigi here can give us a pass."
"No I won't!" Tashigi deadpanned.
Chopper tugged at Robin, "Are we the baddies?"
Robin smiled, "It would depend on how much blood we make her cough."
Kuro coughed, "While we're doing that, Robin will sneak in with Brook or Sanji and steal the Poneglpyh."
"Can't you do it since you're a ghost?" Nami questioned.
Kuro became blank and gestured with his hand, "Well, you see."
Kuro spoke quickly, "Say what!"
"What?!" Luffy spoke and quickly covered his mouth.
Nami face palmed, "It's one of those stupid reasons isn't it?"
Kuro held up his pointer finger for a moment and then nodded.
Nami sighed, "Is that all?"
Kuro held up his thumbs, "Yep."
Nami sat down, "Well, you've never led us wrong."
Immediately, everyone in the room had Vietnam flashbacks.
"Kuro," Kuina eyed suspiciously.
"Bye!" Tashigi waved happily.
"Bye!" The strawhats waved back.
Tashigi watched the strawhats sail away.
"Looks like you've gone soft with them," Smoker gruffed.
Tashigi saluted professionally, "Sorry sir."
Smoker shook his head, "Don't apologize, just be more careful."
"Yes sir," Tashigi yelled.
Smoker eyed the fleeting strawhats.
Admiral Aramaki would be approaching them soon.
Zoro was sleeping peacefully when he felt a strong presence.
He looked out to sea and saw a marine ship.
There was a grin on Zoro's face.
The crews bounty had been quite stagnant ever since Kuro joined the Warlords.
"Marines on the horizon," Zoro yelled.
One by one, the strawhats appeared on the deck.
Kuro was in his pajamas and he yawned.
"Are they going to attack us?" Nami voiced.
"Let's hope not," Usopp eyed.
"There's a strong presence on that ship," Kuina stated with narrowed eyes.
"Looks like an admiral," Luna touched her chin.
Franky looked through a spyglass, "There's a guy wearing green."
"Green Bull," Luna stated.
"Green Bull?" Luffy tilted his head.
"He's a logia plant user," Luna elaborated.
"Oh," Luffy fisted his palm.
"You don't seem worried Kuro," Jimbei eyed.
"They're probably here for Doflamingo since he knows a lot of dirty secrets. If we don't hand him over, we're definitely going to have to fight," Kuro explained.
"Let's hand him over then," Nami smiled.
Kuro scratched his head, "I don't know Nami, this is our chance to unfreeze our bounties."
Nami fisted Kuro on the head, "We're not unfreezing our bounties. Do you know how stressful it is to constantly have to watch out for marines?"
Luffy grinned from the corner of Nami's eyes.
Nami expression became terrified, "Luffy."
"Let's fight!" Luffy cheered.
"I'm going back to sleep," Kuro yawned.
"Kuro!" Nami shark teethed.
A few days had passed since the strawhats managed to fight off Green Bull who had managed to escape with Doflamingo.
A News Coo arrived and everyone huddled around like unga bunga as Nami laid out the bounty poster with fright.
Killer Kuina had a bounty of one billion berri.
Demon Zoro had a bounty of one billion berri.
Crackhead Kuro had a bounty of two billion berri.
Strawhat Luffy had a bounty of four billion berri.
Pet Chopper had a bounty of one hundred berri.
Theif Nami had a bounty of one hundred million berri.
Black Leg Sanji had a bounty of five hundred million berri.
Sharp Sniper Usopp had a bounty of one hundred million berri.
Demon Robin had a bounty of five hundred million berri.
Cyborg Franky had a bounty of one hundred million berri.
Dead Brook Bones had a bounty of five hundred million berri.
Lying Luna had a bounty of one billion berri.
Knight Jimbei had a bounty of one billion berri.
Doctor Law had a bounty of one billion berri.
Kuina and Zoro were grinning at their bounty.
Kuro took his bounty poster and pocketed it.
Luffy jumped around happily in Fifth Gear.
Chopper lay on the ground depressed.
Nami looked deadpanned at her bounty poster.
Sanji checked how handsome he looked in the poster.
Usopp was filled with pride at his bounty poster.
Robin was slightly disappointed by how low her bounty was, especially after she grabbed and squeezed an admiral by the balls.
She even used the one thousand years of death Luna had taught her.
Franky grinned at how cool he looked in the poster.
Brook sipped his tea with contentment, the trauma from Kizaru seemed to have faded.
Luna thumped her chest like a gorilla and jumped around with Luffy.
Jimbei was wondering what kind of crazy crew he had joined.
Law frowned at how it says doctor instead of surgeon.
Nami totaled the strawhats bounty and it added up to eleven billion eight hundred million and one hundred berri.
"Someone wake me up," Nami dead-eyed.
Usopp pinched Nami.
"Oi!" Nami shark teethed.
"Let's party!" Luffy yelled.
Kuro smiled, "Here we go again."
"Sing me a song Kuro!" Luffy laughed.
"Aye ya Cap!" Kuro saluted.
Sanji brought out the food and Brook started playing for Kuro.
Kuro started singing.
"I'm a sailor of the seas
Every day I sail
Cause I wanna see it all
I'll sail everywhere and anywhere
Every day I sail
Cause I wanna see it all
Even if I drown in the deep dark depths
I'll have no regret this life
For I'm sailing through the seas
When the roughest wave wanna sink my ship
I'm gonna steer my ship away
I am strong, I am tough
I'm a sailer of the seas
Ahoy to all the land
I'm sailing with the wind
I'm not scared of the deep dark depths
I'm a sailer that sail the seas
Land Ahoy
Land Ahoy
Land Ahoyoyoyoy
Land Ahoy
Another storm hits my ship
Well, come on then, try and sink my ship
I'll cut through all the roughest waves
Reaching for the sun beyond
I'm a sailer of the seas..."
Done with the song, Kuro sat down to eat.
"Another Kuro!" Luffy cheered.
Kuro coughed and looked at Luna, "Perhaps Luna would like to give it a try."
Luffy's eyes shined at Luna, "You can also sing?"
Luna gulped, "Sorry Captain, but that's a no from me."
Nami sneaked Kuro some alcohol.
Boy was about to get the headache she got from him when he wake up tomorrow.