Well that sucked. I sit down on a chair I brought in a seal and continue to study the eye I stole from a dead uchiha. We just got down rescuing the girls from the goblins and it was a shit show. First was when naruto just charged in screaming before we could make a plan. Then everyone went to help him fight. We lost half the people in this group. The other half was able to knock Naruto out and slaughter the remaining goblins. Doesn't help that sasuke used replacement with sakura so she lost an arm. Cowardly fucker. Only reason we didn't all die is because Jake and James did a combo jutsu. Illusion to stun then a wave of sharp earth that shreds your enemies. Mental note, don't piss those two off. Right now i'm just resting after healing sakura, despite my preference to not do so, naruto wouldn't shut up about his precious pink whore. Honestly. If you want to spread your legs then just act like a whore, dont join a ninja team and nearly kill your team just so you can fuck the guy your getting wet think about.
"William?" sasuke drawls as he walks in. what does he want?
"What do you want?" I grunt. Not looking up from the eye.
"What are you doing!?" sasuke roars with his blade swinging out from the sheath. Guess he saw the eye.
"Studying the eye of your clan. It's really quite interesting. Did you know that your sharingan spins with the iris? The iris of your eye is connected to a specialized muscle that only activates upon being given chakra. This spinning is a sort of warm up for the eye so it's ready to react in an instant. Fascinating.'' I replied. What's his deal? The eye came from some guy with no family and no friends. Nobody would miss him.
"Why are you dissecting the eye of my clan and where did you get it?" sasuke demands. Blade still in hand.
"Alright. Sit. this is gonna be a long talk and i'm not gonna have you stand there with a sword.'' I point to a chair. Sasuke sits and I take a sip of water from the glass next to me. This is gonna be a long one.
"Okay. i'm assuming you've heard of the legendary sanin. Three ninja of kage level that are capable of destroying villages with their teamwork? The three are: jiraiya the toad sage, tsunade the slug princess, and orochimaru the snake king. Each of them is known for three things. A strong summoning contract, their overall skill as a ninja, and a field of study that they are masters of. Jiraiya is the expert on seals and the second best ninjutsu specialist this village has ever seen. Tsunade is a master of the medical arts and is rumored to be able to revive the dead through pure medical knowledge. Lastly there is orochimaru, he was known as the smartest man in history because he studies everything. Language, weapons, art, anatomy, medicine, poison, torture, and much much more. Part of orochimaru's knowledge comes from his lack of morals. He is known for kidnapping people with unique bodies and tearing them apart to figure out how they work. I've come across a few of his labs in my spare time and his knowledge of the human body is second to none. He knows more about how our bodies work than even the legendary medic tsunade. While I do aim to become a medic of tsunade's caliber, I also wish to know as much as orochimaru. Knowledge is like a drug to me, I can't get enough. However, I have morals. If I am going to study a body then it has to fit my requirements otherwise I refuse to dissect them." I explained before taking another sip of water. Fuck how does naruto scream so much? That wasn't that much talking and my throat already wants to quit.
"What are your requirements for taking a body?" Sasuke is curious now.
"No family, no friends, has to have been killed recently, and they must have most of the body intact. If one of those boxes not checked then i'm not touching it.'' I rattle off. Now where does the eye get its chakra?
"How many bodies have you studied?" Why won't he leave?
"Ten. three of them were clan ninja from here. Did you know that the aburame has a lattice bone structure? Their bones grow in lattice formations to allow for the bones to be hollow but still just as strong. Fascinating." i glance over at him with a smile before resuming my work.
"Huh. well i came to tell you that everyone is packing up to leave. We are going to get out of here since the medals are gone and we saved the girls." Sasuke gets up to leave.
Fuck. just when it was getting good. I seal up my stuff and walk out of the little stone shack that's been my home for the past month. I spot everyone milling around and see my boys. Sweet. I stroll over to them and greet them with a nod before looking forward. Seems gaara is talking with kabuto and chojuro on how to get out of here. Nope. I let out a soft pulse of wind chakra and felt the breeze. There we go. I walk against the breeze after grabbing jake, james, lee, tenten, and neji by the ass. Only neji gets the butt grab. Neji glares as I fondle his butt and I smirk. I lead my small group out and we quickly reach the exit. The hokage is standing there along with all the dignitaries.
We are greeted and neji blushes at so many people seeing him with my hand on his ass. He smacks away my hand and I snicker. Still fun to make him blush.
"I am sorry that you have decided to forfeit." The hokage begins.
"No. you dumbass. We couldn't get the medals because you forgot to check the fucking caves. Orochimaru made an army of mutated humanoids that kidnapped the women you sent in and tried to rape them. There are seals on the cave from the fourth hokage that make time flow faster in there. We spent a month fighting the monsters and saving the girls. Apparently your too old to check why girls are vanishing from your town when they all vanish from the same fucking spot. Everyone else is gonna leave soon and we just got here first cause I could sense the wind and used it to find the entrance. Now. I'm assuming there will be a preliminary round since half of us made it. When and where since its been a month since ive seen my babies, showered, or fucked neji." i snapped at the old fuckwad.
"I see. The preliminary round will begin in a week. Stadium number three. Be there at nine in the morning next saturday. You may go.'' The hokage evidently didn't expect that much of a tongue lashing but im grumpy.
In my defense. I haven't seen my babies in a month and I miss them. I havent been able to shower in the cave and i hate missing a shower since my hair gets gross as fuck and i like to be clean for neji. Finally its been a month since date night or since i got to fuck the man i love. Im horny and grumpy dammit!
We all agree to meet in two days to discuss plans for the preliminary fights before we each go our separate ways. Well. not neji. I grab him by the arm and pull him into a kiss.
"We are showering then fucking like rabbits for most of the night." I informed him after pulling away.
"Really? What happens if I say no?" neji purrs. Sexy fucker.
"I'll steal your shampoo." I retorted.
Neji scowls since he hates having dirty hair more than I do. I smirk and we sink into the shadows as we kiss again. Tonight is gonna be fun.