Embarrassing childhood stories tend to come back and bite you in the ass. Madara learns that the hard way, in the form of Hashirama's no-filter mouth shouting it out in front of 40,000 very entertained shinobi. Obito gets dragged into the mix. Then Kakashi. Then Naruto. Then Sasuke. It's all great fun (for the remaining 39,995 shinobi, at least). Crackfic.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/29/2018 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete