(I decided to make this fanfic as a little throwable nonesensical story, the kids from his story are not cannon and don't actually happen but their personalities reflect on the past of the grown up versions of them. I just made this story cause i was bored that's all, well enjoy cringing!)
We see Mew and Pumpkingking grinning as the contestants are getting hurt, suddenly stuff around them begin to glitch and they are teleported to a dark void with one big white light.
"Mew, the atrocious crimes you are commiting need swift justice." The light spoke.
"What? Who are you!" Mew yelled.
"Bro that's the God above all, God Himself, his name is G O D" Pumpkingking smiled.
"What does that stand for?" Asked Mew.
"Well it's-" Pumpkingking was interrupted by God.
"silence! Mew you made others your play things and harmed them now i will force you to take care of a daycare and make sure none of the children there get hurt, or else you will die a painful death." The light spoke.
"What!" Mew yelled shocked.
"K bai" said the light as it teleported Mew and Pumpkingking away.
(Daycare)
"What the, where are we?" Asked Mew.
"Look above you, it clearly says Daycare." The Pumpkingking pointed up.
"You gotta stop breaking the fourth wall cause i can't see what you can." Mew frowned.
"But they can." Pumpkingking pointed at you smiling.
"Who is they! What are you even pointing at!" Yelled Mew.
"Oh lookie here, the new babies have arrived." Smiled Pkk.
Magby came out bored next to a Mawile.
Igglybuff walked confidently next to a purple Lollipop with legs and arms? And face...
We see a Togepi going forward but rolling on top of a very sleepy Munchlax.
"That is so lame dude, i can do it with my eyes closed." Squirtle walked with his eyes closed and was about to hit himself against the wall.
Then everything slowed down.
"Mew, stop him from getting hurt or you die." The voice said
The returned to normal and Mew quickly went and stopped him from getting hurt.
"Bro i am so cool i didn't need your help fatty!" Squirtle yelled.
"Fatty!?" Mew yelled astonished
"Well you did gain a few puff pillows around the edges" Pumpkingking giggled.
Then three more cars came.
"Out of my way losers." A baby Drudid came out.
"Drudid is the baby pre-evolution of Druddigon." The Pumpkingking winked at the fourth wall.
Then someone left a literal Human Baby on the ground and left.
The final person to come out was
"Um..." Chikorita looked around her and basically everyone was frowning at her, glaring or looking at her oddly.
Chikorita whispered I'm scared very quietly as she was shaking a bit.
"Well you should all go inside of our daycare!" Pumpkingking signaled them all to come in.
They all began to go inside.
"Is this actually real, is this not some sort of crazy fever dream?" Asked Mew scared.
"Oh it's real alright." Pumpkingking smiled and look at the fourth wall. "Real Cringe." He smiled bigger.
