Hey guys tyrondore here.
I wanna start by saying that I am sorry for making you wait this long for this chapter.
and also. you do not fucking understand how many rewrites this chapter has gone through, with me not being able to decide what crosover to make, feeling burnt out from school, having someone pull a knife at me, a guy almost got shot at my school, a literal gang fight because a girl left her elementery school boyfriend(Who happened to be a part of large family of criminals) an earthquake and allergies.
Enough with my ramblings.
let's start.
Sakura stepped up to the seal and inputted her chakra into the seal
A great castle stood in a large open grassland, the castle was large enough to house a small town, on the outside of the castle there was two objects of interest, not counting the dark, giant, forest surrounding it, There was a circle of large rocks right infront of the back entrance of the castle, and a small hut right outside the castle walls.
The audience just made 'wow' noises at the castle.
on the right side of the castle was a giant river that led outwards to sea.
infront of the castle, a train had stopped, children and teenagers came out in droves from the train, the youngest were 11 and were left gaping at the castle, the older ones just looked at it fondly before moving on.
an eleven year old Sakura was one of the kids gawking at castle, before pulling herself out of her awe and amazement and grabbed her luggage and was drawn to someone shouting, "first years here!, first years come to me!" she turned to see a giant man, easily standing over 11 feet tall, and three times as wide, with a shaggy mane of black hair and a beard that covered most of his face.
"by god!" Ino gasped "he's huge!"
"That's what she said" Naruto chuckled under his breath, which made Kakashi laugh too.
"first years over here!" the giant man said, Sakura got closer and got a better look at him, he had hands as big as dustbin lids, his feet in their boots like baby dolphins and he had dark eyes that glinted like beetles, he wore and exceptionally large moleskin overcoat which he wore a red shirt underneath "Hi Hagrid!" an older student said as she passed him "welcome back miss frye!" the large man, now identified as hagrid, waved and smiled at the students who greeted him.
"He's nice" Naruto smiled "and he looks really hug-able"
Sakura went and stood infront of the crowd of other first years around him after depositing her luggage, and he guided them to their boats, "four per boat please" Hagrid said as the students moved into the boats "them little guys in the lake don't like being woken up"
"is this like a school trip or?" Sakura now asked "more moving into a school" Shikamaru interrupted "the students were carrying books and some had trolleys filled with personal belongings, you don't take those on a regular school trip"
Sakura sat in her boat as three more kids sat down in the small boat, one of them was a girl with midnight blue hair, who was deeply engrossed in her book.
"Okay, yeah, that's Hinata" Naruto said the moment he saw the hair.
"Naruto, don't just assume that the girl's an alternate Hinata just because of the hair" Kiba replied with a little annoyance.
"Unfortunately, Kiba-san, Uzumaki-san is right" Yumi said as she floated in her place "that girl is in fact an alternate version of Hyuuga Hinata" she continued, much to Hinata's embarrassment as she was suddenly the center of attention in the room.
The next was a boy with a hairstyle that looked oddly like a duck's rear-
"Sasuke?" Naruto asked with a deadpan expression as he looked at Kakashi.
"Yup, Sasuke"
"Can you two sound even a little excited about seeing another version of me?"
"No" "not in a million years, duck-butt hair"
And finally, a hooded boy who, oddly enough, was holding a fox in his arms, petting it like to was a domestic pet.
"Uhh...Yumi-san, have foxes been domesticated in this world?" Kurenai asked.
"No" came the swift reply from the floating ball.
"Then why is that boy treating the fox like a pet?" Kiba asked "why not a dog? Or a wolf?"
"Because of reasons that will be explained later"
"Why not now?"
"Why would I explain so insignificant as a kid petting a fox?"
"...touché" Kiba replied.
Sakura looked around at the three kids, her eyes lingering on the fox-holding boy for a mere moment longer than the others, before she shrugged, and simply stared at the giant castle that their boat was approaching.
"Imagine living in that, it would be awesome" Naruto said.
"As-as much as I want to share your enthusiasm, N-Naruto-kun, it really wouldn't be" Hinata replied to him.
"Why's that?"
"My clan's compound, while not as large as that castle, is certainly big enough to give me an idea, and navigating the compound, even with my byakugan is hard as is"
"...that just sounds like your family's compound is designed poorly"
"N-Naruto-kun!" Hinata tried to protest
"I'm just saying, a large compound should be designed in a way that makes it easier for anyone in the to find their way, be it through signs or having the halls designed in a way that everything is available to anyone without getting lost, or having to run to the other side of the compound in order to do something as small as using the bathroom"
Everyone in the room just stayed silent.
"Dear kami" Hiruzen whispered to himself "and I thought that he had Kushina's personality, the kid inherited Minato's affinity for designing"
"That was definitely Minato-sensei speaking there" kakashi thought to himself as he stared at his mentor's son.
"Dude...why didn't you tell us you liked architecture?" Kiba asked, completely dumbfounded.
"Uh...I don't know? It just kind of...came easily to me"
Everyone decided to take that as Naruto being in the wrong profession, but they sure as hell would die before they tell him to stop being a shinobi.
"Oh, I can just see it, designing our house together, placing the furniture down, even maybe a baby crib, then; when he's done with designing, we'll cuddle in bed, and then...eep!" A certain someone(Hinata) was having some...impure thoughts, while this was happening.
Once at the castle, the kids all got out of their boats, and came across an elderly woman wearing dark robes.
"First years! First years come to me!" The shouted shouted, and all the first years, including Sakura, came up to her, and Sakura examined the elderly woman.
She was a tall, rather severe-looking, and "sprightly" seventy-year-old woman. She had black hair which was combed back into a tight bun, she wore emerald green robes, and had a pointy hat that cocked to the side.
"Who's she?" Naruto asked.
"Minerva Mcgonagall, teacher at Hogwarts school for wizardry and magic, head of gryffindor house" Yumi replied.
"Magic and wizardry?" The group asked in unison.
"All will be explained in time" Yumi replied.
Sakura followed the woman, along with all the first years, towards the great hall, where long tables, all filled with students of all ages sat.
The first years sat at the back, their eyes filled with awe and wonder, but three stood out, Hinata was still engrossed in her book, Sasuke's head was held high, and a smirk was on his face.
"Can you not look like an asshole for five minutes?" Naruto asked Sasuke.
"You keep talking and I might just start acting like an asshole out of spite"
"Wait, you weren't acting like an asshole? That's just how much a bitch you are? Your normal face is just the asshole face?" Naruto replied with a smirk
"Those two are gonna be the death of me" Kakashi muttered to himself.
And the hooded fox holding boy was still petting the vulpine creature in his arms.
"Is it me? Or does he look like he's holding onto the fox for comfort?" Kurenai asked as watched the kid.
"How do you know that? Kurenai-sensei? Isn't he just holding onto it since it's his pet?" Hinata asked as she looked up at Kurenai.
"Well, a friend of mine had recurring problem where she would have multiple nightmares while sleeping, and she would constantly hold her pet snake for comfort"
"Snake?" Kiba asked with a hint of disgust "why a snake of all things? Why not a dog?"
"Dude, snakes are not only low maintenance, they are very friendly if you treat them right" Naruto of all people replied.
"Why do you know that?"
"I had pet snake when I was six"
"..." everyone was silent.
"We'll just ignore that, something's happening" Asuma said as everyone focused on the screen again.
A familiar old man stood in the podium between the teachers.
"Hey, gramps, it's you!" Naruto exclaimed as Hiruzen's alternate version appeared between the teachers.
"You're right, Naruto-kun, that is me" Hiruzen said with clear interest.
"Will now begin the sorting ceremony for the first years, each of you will put on this hat, and it will choose a house for you, begin" Hiruzen shouted, and a chair with a pointy hat on top appeared, he began calling out the students alphabetically.
"Gryffindor!" The hat shouted as the first student put it on.
"Slyrherin!"
"Ravenclaw!"
"Hufflepuff!"
Each and every student was assigned to one of these four houses.
"Choji Akimichi!" Hiruzen called out, and Choji's alternate version appeared, wearing a large robe.
"As big boned as ever, my friend" Naruto said to Choji as he gently patted him on the back, making sure he didn't use anything close to the word "fat" in his speech.
Choji happily ate his chips.
"Gryffindor!" The sorting had exclaimed, and Choji then went and sat in the Gryffindor table.
After calling a few more students, the sorting hat came to another familiar name.
"Hinata Hyuuga!" The headmaster shouted, as Hinata meekly got up from her seat, and went up to the sorting hat, taking a deep breath as she put it on.
"Oh...I sense great trouble in you...hmm...so much at such a young age" the sorting hat said.
"Okay, I've been putting it off for now, but that hat is creepy as hell" Naruto suddenly stated.
"Yeah, especially with all of the mind reading" Kiba replied.
"I know, right? That's my thing!" Ino shouted.
Hinata, on the other hand, was feeling anxious as the hat threatened to reveal her home life, which she wasn't comfortable with
"I assure you all, any personal information that you wish to not reveal will be censored from the video" Yumi said, the blue floating ball sensing Hinata's anxiety, the girl in question, relaxing as she heard that.
"Better be...Hufflepuff!" The hat shouted, and the Hufflepuff table cheered, but, unlike the rest of the house, Hinata's eyes widened, and she looked horrified.
"Why is she scared? Is getting into huffle-whatever it is bad?" Naruto asked with a hint of worry.
"Not necessarily, but Hufflepuff is considered the least noble of all of the other houses, it's a status thing, if anything Hufflepuff are the nicest, most inclusive and welcoming house out of all four" Yumi explained.
"I'm curious, what are the requirements for each house?" Hiruzen asked.
"The requirements are as follows:
Hufflepuff: dedication, patience, and hard work.
Ravenclaw: intelligence and wit.
Slytherin: cunning, ambition, and resourcefulness.
Gryffindor: courage and chivalry."
"Why do I get the feeling that slytherin is filled with assholes like Sasuke?" Naruto asked, though no one tried to say no, except a certain pink Banshee, who was promptly silenced before she could speak.
Hinata reluctantly took her seat at the Hufflepuff table, greeting the others, but otherwise looking depressed.
'Even in that world, I'm a dissapointme-' Hinata's thoughts were interrupted by Naruto placing a hand on her shoulder and giving her an encouraging smile.
"Hey, keep your chin up, just because you entered a house that is considered lower in status or whatever, doesn't mean you yourself are of lower status, just means you're not an asshole like the others" Naruto said as he patted her on the back, and Hinata found herself blushing and struggling to stay awake, giving him a meek nod and smile.
'Kami...I want him so badly' she thought to herself, and nodded while still blushing.
Deep inside Naruto's seal, the nine tailed fox, Kurama, was laughing his ass off.
"The damn kid put her in heat!" He said while laughing "and he's completely oblivious! Damn it, where's the popcorn when you need it?"
Back in the real world, Naruto was completely oblivious to Hinata's arousal, and Kurama laughing, as he went back to his spot, before refocusing on the screen.
"Uzumaki Naruto!" The headmaster shouted, and the hooded boy holding the fox got up.
Naruto paid more attention, eagerly waiting for what house he would be in.
"Hmm...oh...such anger inside you, and such ambition" the sorting hat said "better be...SLYTHERIN!" the sorting hat exclaimed.
"Huh? Why am I in the assholes with Sasuke?" Naruto exclaimed and pouted.
"Because that version of you fits Slytherin completely?" Shikamaru said before sighing "you in this world are already a resourceful and ambitious guy, you may not be cunning, but you definitely fit the bill of slytherin, granted, you also fit the Gryffindor bill, but that version of you apparently has a lot of anger and issues in him, so he went to Slytherin"
Naruto just stood there, and didn't argue.
He may have been stupid, but even he knew that fighting the Hokage was easier than beating Shikamaru in an debate.
"An astute observation, Shikamaru-kun" Hiruzen complimented.
"Thank you, Hokage-sama"
The hooded boy, now identified as the alternate Naruto, went to the slytherin table, and sat with them, not speaking a word as he pet the fox in his hands.
"I can't see how that's me, he hasn't shown his face, or said a damn thing"
"Dobe, for the love of Kami, he's an alternate version, as in, he's a different version of you!" Sasuke replied.
"You don't have to shout at me, duck-butt hair!" Naruto retorted.
"Sakura Haruno!" The headmaster said, and Sakura came up to the chair.
"Ravenclaw!" The sorting hat said before it even touched Sakura's head.
"It didn't even touch my head!"
"Hey, billboard brow, Yumi-san said that Ravenclaw was for intelligence and wit, so I think you fit perfectly" Ino retorted.
"You're lucky you're right, Ino-pig"
"Sasuke Uchiha!" The headmaster exclaimed, and Sasuke smirked as he got up and sat in the-
"Slytherin!" The hat exclaimed mere moments before it touched Sasuke's head.
"Yeah, I can see that" Naruto said.
"Me too" Kiba replied
"Me three" Kakashi continued.
"I hate all of you" Sasuke stated.
"Let the feast begin!" Headmaster Sarutobi said, as food appeared on the long tables and Sakura looked to one of her house members to ask something.
"Hey, who's the guy sitting next to professor Kakashi? The one with the eye patch? and black hair?" She asked the boy next to her, who looked to be a few years older.
"Oh, that's professor Obito, he teaches potions, but everyone knows it's the dark arts he fancies, been after Professor Kakashi's job for years" The boy explained.
Sure enough, sitting on the right side of the teachers' table, was Kakashi and Obito, both chatting away as the feast went on.
Kakashi's eyes widened as he saw his dead teammate, holding back his tears as he watched the alternate Obito argue with his alternate self, but looking a but nostalgic.
"who is that, Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto asked.
"he was one of my teammates in the past, seeing him brought a few memories is all"
"really? what happened to hi-"
"dead"
"..."
"..."
"could you have at least not interrupted me?"
"no"
"fair enough"
After the feast was finished, Sakura and the other Ravenclaw students were lead to the Ravenclaw common room, where they had to solve a puzzle to get in.
"Kami, imagine having to solve a puzzle everytime you wanted to get in your room, it would be a nightmare" Naruto said as everyone silently agreed
Sakura got into bed, and talked to one of her housemates.
"hey, what's our first class tomorrow?" She asked the other girl, who was brushing her hair.
"potions with professor Obito" She said, before laying down on the bed.
"I suggest you get some sleep, Professor Uchiha is a pain in the ass" the girl said, before closing her eyes and going to sleep.
Sakura groaned, and laid down, before going to bed.
the stream abruptly ended.
"that's it?" Sakura asked.
"the author advised to split this viewing session into separate parts, since doing it all at once will take too long" Yumi answered "besides, it is already getting late"
"aww man, I wanted to see more" Naruto whined.
"Now, now, Naruto, I am certain the seal will be here tomorrow" Kakashi said.
"fine, I was craving some Ichiraku by now" Naruto said, before leaving the room.
"...is Naruto ever not eating Ichiraku?" Ino asked.
"nope"
"no"
"no" Answered Kakashi, Sasuke, and Sakura respectively.
I am so, so, so sorry for the long hiatus, I was just dealing with a lot of stuff and I'm suffering with writer's block a lot.