Dive into the minds of various Shinobi as we explore why they do/say/eat/fear/break things. Unique notions are encouraged.

Parody of Call Me Maybe written from Minato's point of view; directed at Tobi during the Kyuubi's attack on Konoha. Oneshot. Rated K to be safe.

Hinata's Raped by her father and then Kicked out of her home by the vary same man. She's taken in by Mysterious people and they help her get stronger, Will she turn on her village and accept the gang or will she obtain information and go back to her original home? HinaXAkat

The Akatsuki decide to take a nice vacation in Las Vegas. But can they handle taking a week off without getting in too much trouble? More chapters later!

Gaara needs someone to help him. He barely has a person to like him. Willow can help, although when she is awake, she doesn't know the little anime character. She wonders how long she can sleep, just to find out who he is...

New school, new faces, and a new life. Who would have thought my life would actually be interesting. Well, Might as well cause a few distructive things to happen before the end of the year. I, sadly, do not own Naruto

Sometimes Shisui wonders how his life got so weird. It probably started when he almost hit the angel with his car. :Itashi: :Sequel to airspace:

Hinata has never been really wanted. No one wants her around and she feels a bit alone. But then suddenly she meets Ino on a faithful night and get's told she is wanted, by her. One-shot, Yuri, InoHina and my first time trying this...

Small snippets of stories that never made it past concept stage. Most ended up inspiriing other works but now revealed to the public. Update 09/11/2012 One new snippet, 'Kidnapped'

Neji and Naruto met while working at Pizza Hut and became close friends. Given their 7 year age difference what kind of relationship have they developed? Find out! :D If you haven't guessed, there's no actual plot, just smut!

Hinata likes to gossip. She likes to knows everyone secrets but only Naruto has the best secret from her. Slight ShikaIno, SasuSaku

¡Qué frágil puede ser un ser humano al verse convertido en sobrenatural! ¡Qué débil puede ser un humano "especial" contra el corazón! ¡Qué dura puede ser la vida para dos personas! Suspenso, muerte, drama. Pero, al final... El amor todo lo puede, ¿no?

*KakaSaku oneshot* When did it stop being weird? After this, there was no way that things could ever go back to normal between them. Sakura and Kakashi's friendship has taken a sudden shift, and Sakura feels as though she's been left in the dark the entire time.

This is a story I did a while a go, its not finished but I hope you like it

Naruto y Sasuke son enviados a una misión ellos solos, ¿que pasara en el camino?... narusasu,Lemon

Naruto and his twin brother are rescued from the villigers by Sasori and Deidra. They are trained in Shinobi arts by the Akatsuki. Watch out Leaf village, hear comes the twin foxes!

This alternate world, everything so strange. This power that runs through my body, these creatures that fight alongside me. What is it all? Will I be able to save the world I once knew, or will I allow it all to go to hell, the place where I now reside, or at least close to it. Since, I am in the place of the dead. Sakura-centric

Naruto has an interesting dream. He speaks in his sleep and Sasuke happens to be there to hear that all. Something sexy can always be expected when you put naked Sasuke and Naruto in the same bed with certain dreams... And erections... yaoi, sasunaru, finger fucking and masturbating... Just read the story, dude! ;D

As he grew he was ignored he had no friends he grew up the same as Sasuke.One day after school Naruto was alone Mizuki one of his teachers called him over...He said if you get me the scroll from the Hokages office I will grade you to a to a ninja.Naruto did as he was told he took the scroll into the forest and taught himself a technique called shadow clone jutsu.

A collection of one shots featuring Hyuuga Hinata. Also, crackety crack crack warning, there are ALL kinds of pairings within. 1st chapter summary has all the information you could want. This chapter - Zetsu x Hinata written by Emerald-Elf 707 and not by me

Tras la Gran Guerra, en la que Naruto y sus amigos vencieron, finalmente se ha establecido la paz. Pero es demasiado pronto para cantar victoria, pues ante Naruto se abre otro problema serio: Hikaru, su hijo. AVISO:HE MATADO ALGUNOS PERSONAJES PRINCIPALES

Sakura was a normal highschool girl. She had her boyfriend, bestfriend, and her enemies. But what happens when new guy Sasuke Uchiha lays eyes on her? And what an Uchiha wants, he gets.

Sasuke leads on Naruto to think they love eachother and takes Naruto's virginity as a bet. After dumping him he learns that the Naruto he knew was a mask and the real Naruto is revealed. The super sexy, dangerous and wealthy Naruto. He made a huge mistake when messing with the heir to the Namikaze Corporation!

"Tadi itu, tanda kepemilikan. Kau, sekarang milikku." Memangnya, apa yang diharapkan dari Sasuke saat menyatakan cinta? Fic ringan Sasusaku pelepas penat. Fluffy, semi Canon, OOC. Don't like don't read.

Tsunade jets a little jealous about who Sakura is in love with; and takes it the wrong way. DON'T OWN THEM AT ALL!