just so you know, Kankuro is my favourite character, Gaara's my 2nd and Temari's my 4th, i did it because no one does something stupid and funny about the Sand three, the guys are douche's so it's pretty funny coming from me, read, enjoy, rate, review!

Kiba loves Hinata, Hinata loves Kiba. Kiba is engaged to Ino, Hinata is engaged to Sasuke. Sasuke loves Hinata, Hinata sort of loves Sasuke. And Naruto is Sakura's sex buddy? Read on to find out what the hell is going on!

So, Itachi's gone from village prodigy, to the infamous clan murderer and member of Akatsuki--aka, the elite terrorist group. Life just goes downhill from there, Itachi-kun. -Cracky story; excessive swearing; definitely non-canon-

La belleza no siempre es tu mejor aliada... KisamexItachi

This is my sequel to 'This is how friendship is born'. Gaara and Lee meet again in the chuunin exams, and Gaara can not forget about their one time of fun as children... -alternate ending to the chuunin exams.

It's a collage of 6 haiku written out as a story. SasuHina. R&R!

It was ok if they didn’t have a family. She’d be their family. They were her boys, and they were her family too.

Within the Forbidden Scroll rests a terrible entity. What happens when Naruto unleashes it upon the world?

Sasuke Uchiha is the prince of Konoha kingdom, but turned into a beast. Naruto Uzumaki is Konoha kingdom's blonde beauty. Will the beauty and the beast fall in love? Rated T because of language and well, because its my story and I can put whatever. HIATUS

Sasuke's gay and Ino's a tomboy. But would they give it up when they find out that Ino's pregnant? Read to find out.

Summary: Sasuke left Naruto behind him. What he couldn’t leave behind was his love for him. NaruSasu Day fiction.

Hinata sees an intimate moment between Ayame and Naruto! Could this be the beginning of the end for Hinata and Naruto? Plus, why is Lord Hyuuga spying on Naruto? Chapter nine is here! Yay! Please R&R."

Hinata always watched Naruto, but now the tables have turned, and Naruto's not sure how to tell her his feelings have changed. Oneshot, mushy, sloppy. Please, R&R, kthnx

Sakumo decided he'd reached his limit the day he tried to kill himself, but Kakashi broke those limits to save him.An alternate timeline story set Pre-Naruto. One-shot? Tell me if you want me to continue it.

Kisame's dead and he didn't even get to bring Samehada. Well that sucks. Luckily he gets to reunite with his old partner whom we all adore. Spoilers for latest manga. Rated for slight language and a short nongraphic descrption of decapitation.

AU.SasuNaru Our favorite blonde gets transferred to a new school and is already digging himself a deeper hole. How was he supposed to know the kid was blind! Now he feels guilty and wants to make a truce, what next?

Cause I'm feeling nervous Tryin' to be so perfect 'Cause I know you're worth it, you're worth it Yeah... Song Fic. OneShot. DeidaraXOC.

Naruto had never been very lucky. Not surprising then, when he gets stranded on a deserted island with the infamous Uchiha bastard...SasuNaru.

She won't love him again. She won't fall for him this time. See won't let herself.

AU, Genderswitch: Written for Epidot; Introspection after a change. Hina/fem!Naru

Kakashi hated Thanksgiving. It was just so annoying.

Naruto will be tossed into a world of wizardly,and soon the wizard world will discover that Lord Voldemort servers under a king. Summery sucks! NARU/HINA/HP PARING/HP PARING

Segundo Oneshot: Sasuke se va a un motel con una chica pero se sorprende al encontrar algo más. Sasuhina.

10 años han pasado desde el regreso de Sasuke, y ahora esta casado, pero ultimamente se comporta de una forma extraña... ***SASUSAKU***

He was taken in the night. He was changed forever. And now he fights to get back home, every bone in his body fights to find his mother again.