Pedophiles! Rape! Deep voices from nowhere! Male pregnancy! Talking ducks! Giant penises! SpongeBob SquarePants! Is that Sephiroth from Final Fantasy 7! EVILLLL! Here are some of the things in this story. Have we caught your attention yet?

Naruto in his shippuden years has found info on Sasuke he’s going after him, and he’s going to keep his promise. May hold spoilers from the manga. Note: this contains Narusakura Not that i like it better then Naruhina .

Ese beso. Naruto definitivamente, no se lo esperaba. Shounen Ai. SasukexNaruto.

-“We like Neji. We like that you like Neji. We like that you both like comparing the size of the sticks you have jammed up your--.” “Thank you, Naruto,” Sakura broke in, cutting him off before Sasuke was forced to stab him in the face.- SasuNeji.

Kankurou contemplates his feelings for his best friend, who's recently found herself falling in love with that Hyuuga boy. oneshot. kankuxoc. switched pov based off another story; 'Destiny's Calling'; rated m for brief descriptions of sexual content/lang.

Shikamaru deicides to invest all of his knowledge of women into a easy-to-read handbook. Titled 'Shikamaru Nara's Guide to Women', it rivals 'Icha Icha Paradise' in romance and humor. ShikaOC. LEMON.

AU. I thought that I would have a normal vaction for once. But sadly... Right now I'm running away from a pack of wolves. A boy who tried to kill me last night says we are mates to be and blah blah. Right now I'm blaming the damn Lottery Tickets. SasuSaku

SasuxFemNaru! Sasuke POV! Sasuke selalu berjanji pada istrinya, sang bunga langit. Bagaimana jika sudah tidak ada waktu untuk menepati janji itu? Review please.

Pein is taking a break from his paper work and a teen is bored sinse everyone is either gone or busy, The two get talking but..What will it lead up to? Read and Find out! PeinxOC

Naruto, after the battle at Wave, reflects on the events of the day, when something happens from the afterlife that would fully explain his role in the sealing. What is White Chakra? What are pyreflyes? Naruto/FFX minor Fusion. Whitemage/Summoner Naruto.

Hinata's late for work and the world seems to be conspiring against her, until she's knocked to the ground. It should be illegal for a man to look that good in a police uniform. NaruHina.

Song fic about sasusaku from Sk8ta boi

ShinoNeji continuation of Valentine's Day fic

The Akatsuki need money; the bounties just aren't enough and Midori may be the answer they've been looking for. But what happens when she and Hidan spend some time together? HidanXOC, OOc moments.

Two lost souls reunite at last one fateful night, their hearts intertwined. SasuSaku.

Ones shot qui finissent mal sur un manga très connu , bonne lecture y aura un peut de tout comme "couple" si je puis dire

Everyone should be careful of what they wish for.....:D RxR sasuXhina xxx

Sasuke and Sakaki fall in luv.

ItaSaku silk kimono-verse AU. The bouquet toss was a success, though Ino didn't quite understand why Sakura looked so flustered when a beaming young woman caught it. Then, Itachi boldly, easily, snagged the frilly white garter that Shikamaru had tossed...

To put it simply - Kakashi takes Sasuke under his wing. Sasuke cries in his sleep. A KakaSasu story. Another of my extraordinarily short oneshots.

This particular story went completely awry from how I originally planned it.... Oh well. Sasuke ponders the many strange things that have happened in his life, and also about his newfound relationship with Kakashi. A KakaSasu story, obviously.

Sasuke is good at distracting Kakashi, even from Icha Icha. Not that Kakashi minds of course.... KakaSasu is luv.

Konoha est détruite. Sasuke et Naruto ont survécu, mais dans quel but et à quel prix...? Léger yaoi, léger spoil également.

Valentine's Day is not his day, actually, he loathes it. Is this all going to change during a Valentine party? A party where the one he hungers for is there as well?

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