Well I've written a short introduction to the story, or stories, in before the first chapter of each story, so if you read that, you'll know, what it's all about

Masochist: ok this is going to be a series of random oneshots that are compltetly crack, yes I know I can't spell, anway feel free to read or not read, enjoy!it's a christmas present to sadist Sadist: oh joy Masochist: see she loves it!

Well I've written a short introduction to the story, or stories, in before the first chapter of each story, so if you read that, you'll know, what it's all about

Well I've written a short introduction to the story, or stories, in before the first chapter of each story, so if you read that, you'll know, what it's all about

Welcome to vampiREHAB, the rehab for emo vampires, crazy blood bags, finicky faeries, brain-hungry zombies, man-eating mermen, and much more. "...No, I'm pretty sure our skin doesn't sparkle." //SasuSaku//

Afinal, por que o Gaara não tem sobrancelhas? Leia e descubra! ò.ó oneshot e nonsense lol

Some people grow old together. Having held a relationship for more that 56 years. But Gaara can't keep a relationship for 56 seconds! This dilema drives him to his youthful friend for advice! GaaLee

Naruto defeats Sasuke and returns him to Konoha as a prisoner. Naruto's POV, SasuNaruSasu friendship/shounen-ai, strong language. Loosely based around the song by Leonard Cohen.

Amy, Elexus, Tash & the Naruto gang working at a fast food place Rating M for Swearing

Years after Konoha fell, a scroll was discovered that enabled the survivors to travel back in time and do it all over again. This is their story. Sasusaku, NejiTen, NaruHina, ShikaIno, ShiTema, GaaMat, TsuJir

The fourth ninja war...as seen through Pein's eyes

Bloodline never seen before, new summons, realistic story, the way i would grow up if i had been torutered pshicaly, and mentaly.

É natal e o loirinho sente-se sozinho... Só que... Será mesmo que ele ficaria sozinho o tempo todo? Yaoi Sasodei

-"Sakura Haruno is too annoying," Sasuke muttered to himself. Of course it was his fault though; it was his head she wouldn't get out of. A SasuSaku Christmas story

Are Kakashi’s outlandish excuses for being late always untrue? Maybe he is telling the truth. Funny story. Pairing mentioned Kakashi/Iruka.

It's your fault that I feel this way. You're so damn terrible.... A Fanfiction for HidaKaku. yaoi. Rated T for some minor swearing. If I continue, the rating may go up.

Naruto has returned to hsi lover in konoha after 2 years of training with a perv, sakura is ready to take her place at his side, the sequel to Naruto Gaidenrise of a shinogi WARNING: LEMONS and violence language NaruSaku

Neji and Tenten have a daughter, but they need a break. But who will babysit their daughter? Maybe leaving her with the green beasts of konoha is not such a good idea?

Shikamaru and Temari are once again working together on the Chunin exams. Set about 2 years later than current storyline. Will they kill each other during the process? Or will something different happen? And who is sending these roses to Temari? ShikaTema

The Blossom and the Fox Duo they were, having never been defeated in combat, until they met a certain Akatsuki pair. Suddenly Naruto finds herself being held hostage by none other than Deidara. FemNaru, DeiNaru

Another SasoSaku random smutty fanfic for SasoSaku lovers.

This story is about sasuke and sakura.Well there children.Mostly hikari who goes trough so many crazy,scary,and basic teenage stuff.Get ready for hikari uchiha everyone!

AU: Matsuri works in a bar and Gaara follows her because he is tired of all the people trying to hit on his girl. Bring on the next contestants. WARNING: Deidara, Neji, and Sasuke physical bashing.

So ever popular Uchiha Sasuke, the Senior class President and leader of his band, falls head over heels for the blonde sex god, Uzumaki Naruto. Will the raven really find love or will his cold nature get the best of him to get in his way?

Imagine the Akastuki as regular people, now imagine them in high school. Follow along as the Akatsuki deals with the pains of High School! M for Hidan's cursing. Itachi Kisame Deidara Sasori Kakuzu Hidan Tobi Zetsu. Might have Yaoi later on...