‘fail graduation’: oxymoron implying that something will go terribly wrong even though the students participating passed all their classes. Ex: Saying something inappropriate during your graduating class speech if you are the honor student chosen to do so

Poem of Hinata and her unrequited adoration of Naruto.

AU. Clearly… both of them were blind. Naruto was optimistically blinded to the reality that Sasuke didn't care and Sasuke couldn't see or appreciate how wonderful and worthwhile Naruto actually was. It was as if… they never loved at all. SasuNaru.

After killing Itachi, Sasuke meets Madara and his... daughter? Will Sasuke avenge his brother? What mission has Madara sent them on? What is Madara after? OC within.

The name speaks for itself. I happened to find this lost in my dusty bins of my hard-drive. So here it is! Pairings as follows: ShikaTem, NaruSasu, ItaSasu, NejiNaru, SasuHina, and so much more! No chapter over 1000 words! My perfect story!

It's true. When you lose the other half of you, you become a mere shadow of your former self. A songfic with the song Almost Lovers by A Fine Frenzy. NaruSaku. Oneshot. Complete

Parody of Aerosmith's song Janie's got a Gun

AU. When Naruto and Ino find themselves trapped in an elevator, the two blond's find out interesting things about one another and find a fun way to past the time. Rated M, for language and Lemon. Naruto x Ino one-shot.

In which Ino is very bored and manages to convince Naruto to do something he's never done before. Naruto x Ino one-shot. Rated M, for language and lemony/lime.

In which Naruto has very bad aim and pisses off his girlfriend. Naruto x Ino oneshot. Rated M, for a reason.

AU. Naruto and Ino are up to absolutely no good in the office. Will anyone catch them red-handed this time? Naruto x Ino one shot. Rated M, for a reason.

AU. Ino decides to give her best friend a night that he will never forget before he leaves town. Just what did she have in mind for the two of them to share? Naruto x Ino one shot. Rated M for lemon.

Naruto finds an injured Sasuke and brings him back to be healed. But when it is discovered that the curse seal is warping his mind and cutting his life dangerously short, Naruto will do whatever he can to save Sasuke. Whether he likes it or not. NaruSasu

I told you Hinata was emotional drunk...implied sasuhina

After his encounter with Naruto, Gaara has become a changed man there is just one thing that he needs to get in order to make sure he stays on the path of light...a hug. Gaara/OC

Having your world turned upside down...something I never thought could happen.... SakuraKiba, rated K due to character deaths...

It’s hard not to fall in love with someone perfect. But it is hard to let go of them once you know you don’t have a chance. AU. SasuSaku, ItaSaku, SasuNaru in later chapters.

Kushina's affair with the devine leads to anger from the gods. Follow Naruto as he seeks the truth of his birth and the power in blood. Rated M for reasons.

The waiter stood up and pleasantly shook the lawyer’s hand. “Pleased to meet you, Mr. Uchiha. So, you’re the jerk who dumped her for a Victoria’s Secret model on the day of your fifth anniversary?” Ino, Sasuke, Hidan

Naruto leaves Konoha when Sakura causes him to get fed up with his mistreatment in the village. What does he search for? Where does he find it? And who is this Tenchi Misturugi?

AU. Naruto nos cuenta la declaracion de amor, entre el y Sasuke; y su vida después de ello.

Sasuke is a single parent with an Autistic son. His son is very timid and does not have good people skills. When he comes close with a stranger, he will freak out. What happens when he meets Sakura? Sasusaku

A certain blond spies a unlikely pair across the street eating, Sakura and Kiba... SakuraKiba rated K only because it inplies some feelings NOTE: nothing bad just like a crush... happy? Warning it is kinda short.

Sasuke saw his reflection in a mirror across the room. Blood smeared his face, his eyes red from his meal. He was truly an animal. And he wouldn’t have it any other way. SasuHina Au Lemons!T/M

Não se preocupe Danna! Eu estou indo... te ver mais uma vez." SasoDei; Shonen-ai; SPOLIERS. Leia o aviso no fim da fic, onegai, e mandem reviews. Tendinite não é brincareira, eu não quero ter que levar injeção! Ç.Ç