I am, if nothing else, an optimist, so I set out that night with one goal in mind: getting laid. Having the best darn sex a girl can have with the hottest guy she can find. And conquer.

Shizune is the daughter of Pein and Konan, making her the strongest akatsuki member. However, when Itachi and Shizune fall in love, she gets a bit weaker...

Sakura Haruno is practically Karma's child. She has the worst of luck until she meets a gorgeous guy in an elevator after nearly dying. Working as a waitress might have it's bad times but maybe it isn't such a bad thing. I update every day ...AU, OOC

Lee askes gaara some questions he would love to know the answers too. But when gaara tells the truth and they are not the answers lee was expecting will it ruin there relationship? my first gaalee story so forgive me. REVIEW!

Was originally a one-shot but i thought about it and ... changed my mind XD It's a two-shot and is filled with angst and a lot of death. The first is more light hearted ... Be nice I wasn't too sure of the rating so I've mad eit a T but it might be mor

Sasori believes Deidara needs fear embedded into him, to fear him. Yet, Sasori becomes addicted to torturing Deidara. Sasodei, yaoi, lime, rape

Sakura finally gets Sasuke to love her back using a very unusual tactic, but now it seems like everyone is bent on tearing them apart! Can they overcome Sasuke's curse mark, a murderous Ino, a lovestruck Itachi and even death? T for blood and deaths.

Hinata gets hurt on a mission and her arm has a serious sprain. Sasuke now has no where to go. And they are both Sanin. M for mature! Future lemon. Chapter five up! Author note taken off!

Unconnected ItaSaku drabbles. Done with Fire-Chan9490, Seiina13, and BlueLily27.

Cinderella, dressed in yellow, went upstairs to kiss her fellow. By mistake, she kissed a snake; how many doctors did it take...?" SasuSaku

Sakura is stuck with 6 brothers and a jackedup house. But when her mom marries Ino's dad, she finds out, in the end, how bad and good things can be. R&R. I don't own Naruto. GaaSaku, ShikaIno maybe

ItaNaru SasuNaru Yaoi. Naruto witnesses a disturbing scene that leads him to become a star among stars and along the way meet a persistent -not to mention- perverted and seductive photographer.

Como siempre la pelirosa metiendose eh intentado separar a los que en algun momento, esta vez lo lograra? sasunaru sainaru

Songfic oneshot angst tragic Hinata is 25.Naruto and Hinata got married had a baby boy and became Jounin.Naruto dies his second day as a Jounin and now Hinata has to make it through the funeral alone. Can she live without her love?

A brief breath. A brief flash. A brief glimpse before the red consumed. Vig

AU. Oneshot. Maybe not. SasuSaku. Sort of. Hinata is my best friend. Tenten is an idiot. Temari needs to shut her big mouth. And Sasuke needs to talk more. And I? I need to stop being a coward.

AU SasuSaku Class is dead, darling. It died out with the dinosaurs and it traded its pearls and white wine for myspace and corona. Welcome to the twentyfirst century, would you like fries with that?

To say at the least, this story has no ending, no plot, no setting. SasuNaru

Naruto cheats on Sasuke. Sasuke's not so happy. What will happen when Naruto tries to apologize? Will Sasuke end up forgiving him? NARUSASU

There are quite a few unknowns about Matsuri, but these will hopefully shed a little light on her... so let's get to know her better. ! Matsuri centric, based on the 20 truths style !

A silly one shot story. I failed to picture Sasuke's and Naruto's friendship exactly as i wanted. But maybe you'll get what i wanted to say.

Funny bits of Randomness! Previously know as Akatsuki Halloween.

Sakura adorava o verde, admirava o branco e idolatrava o negro... mas ela se apaixonou mesmo foi pelo azul. Sakura's centred e levíssimo Naruto/Sakura.

Sakura Haruno es la chica nueva y se enamora del chico más guapo. Para llegar a su corazón tendrá que enfretarse a todas las chicas que estan enamoradas de él. Fic con torpezas y problemas de Sakura. AU

Naruto thinks about his father at different ages.