Total Drama Action: Epic Edition Chapter 7: One Flu Over The Cuckoos, a total drama series fanfic

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"Hey nerds." Duncan said. "I'm gonna speedrun Pokemon Red."

"Hello there! Welcome to the world of POKEMON! My name is OAK! People call me the POKEMON PROF!

This world is inhabited by creatures called POKEMON! For some people, POKEMON are pets. Others use them for fights. Myself... I study POKEMON as a profession.

First, what is your name?

Right! So your name is RED!

This is my grandson. He's been your rival since you were a baby.

...Erm, what is his name again?

That's right! I remember now! His name is BLUE!

RED! Your very own POKEMON legend is about to unfold! A world of dreams and adventures with POKEMON awaits! Let's go!

Right. All boys leave home some day. It said so on TV. , next door, is looking for you.

Technology is incredible! You can now store and recall items and POKEMON as data via PC!

Hey! Wait! Don't go out!

It's unsafe! Wild POKEMON live in tall grass! You need your own POKEMON for your protection. I know! Here, come with me!

Gramps! I'm fed up with waiting!

BLUE? Let me think... Oh, that's right, I told you to come! Just wait!

Here, RED! There are 3 POKEMON here! Haha! They are inside the POKE BALLS. When I was young, I was a serious POKEMON trainer. In my old age, I have only 3 left, but you can have one! Choose!

Hey! Gramps! What about me?

Be patient! BLUE, you can have one too!

Now, RED, which POKEMON do you want?

Heh, I don't need to be greedy like you! Go ahead and choose, RED!

So! You want the psychic POKEMON, MEWTWO?

This POKEMON is really energetic!

I'll take this one, then!

If a wild POKEMON appears, your POKEMON can fight against it!

My POKEMON looks a lot stronger.

Wait RED! Let's check out our POKEMON! Come on, I'll take you on!

WHAT? Unbelievable! I picked the wrong POKEMON!

Okay! I'll make my POKEMON fight to toughen it up!

RED! Gramps! Smell you later!

RED! You should take a quick rest.

Oh good! You and your POKEMON are looking great! Take care now!

Hi! I work at a POKEMON MART. It's a convenient shop, so please visit us in VIRIDIAN CITY. I know, I'll give you a sample! Here you go! We also carry POKE BALLS for catching POKEMON!

See those ledges along the road? It's a bit scary, but you can jump from them. You can get back to PALLET TOWN quicker that way.

Hey! You came from PALLET TOWN? You know , right? His order came in. Will you take it to him?

Okay! Say hi to for me!

Oh, RED! How is my old POKEMON? Well, it seems to like you a lot. You must be talented as a POKEMON trainer! What? You have something for me?

Ah! This is the custom POKE BALL I ordered! Thank you!

Gramps! What did you call me for?

Oh right! I have a request of you two. On the desk there is my invention, POKEDEX! It automatically records data on POKEMON you've seen or caught! It's a hi-tech encyclopedia!

RED and BLUE! Take these with you!

To make a complete guide on all the POKEMON in the world... That was my dream! But, I'm too old! I can't do it! So, I want you two to fulfill my dream for me! Get moving, you two! This is a great undertaking in POKEMON history!

lright Gramps! Leave it all to me! RED, I hate to say it, but I don't need you! I know! I'll borrow a TOWN MAP from my sis! I'll tell her not to lend you one, RED! Hahaha!

POKEMON around the world wait for you, RED!

Grandpa asked you to run an errand? Here, this will help you! Use the TOWN MAP to find out where you are.

Are you going to VIRIDIAN FOREST? Be careful, it's a natural maze!

RATTATA may be small, but its bite is wicked! Did you get one?

I came here with some friends! They're out for POKEMON fights!

I ran out of POKE BALLs to catch POKEMON with! You should carry extras!

Hey! You have POKEMON! Come on! Let's battle'em [sic]!

No! CATERPIE can't cut it!

Yo! You can't jam out if you're a POKEMON trainer!

Huh? I ran out of POKEMON!

Hey, wait up! What's the hurry?

I give! You're good at this!

Have you noticed the bushes on the roadside? They can be cut down by a special POKEMON move.

Many POKEMON live only in forests and caves. You need to look everywhere to get different kinds!

There aren't many serious POKEMON trainers here!

They're all like BUG CATCHERs, but PEWTER GYM's BROCK is totally into it!

Did you check out the MUSEUM?

Really? You absolutely have to go!

It's right here! You have to pay to get in, but it's worth it! See you around!

You're a trainer right? BROCK's looking for new challengers! Follow me!

If you have the right stuff, go take on BROCK

Hiya! I can tell you have what it takes to become a POKEMON champ! I'm no trainer, but I can tell you how to win! Let me take you to the top!

All right! Let's get happening!

Stop right there, kid! You're still light years from facing BROCK!

Darn! Light years isn't time! It measures distance

I'm BROCK! I'm PEWTER's GYM LEADER! I believe in rock hard defense and determination! That's why my POKEMON are all the rock-type! Do you still want to challenge me? Fine then! Show me your best!

I took you for granted. As proof of your victory, here's the BOULDERBADGE! That's an official POKEMON LEAGUE BADGE! Its bearer's POKEMON become more powerful! The technique FLASH can now be used any time! Wait! Take this with you!

A TM contains a technique that can be taught to POKEMON! A TM is good only once! So when you use one to teach a new technique, pick the POKEMON carefully! TM34 contains BIDE! Your POKEMON will absorb damage in battle then pay it back double!

Just as I thought! You're POKEMON champ material!

You looked at me, didn't you?

You're mean!

Hey! I met you in VIRIDIAN FOREST!

You beat me again!

Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

I don't believe it!

Are you a trainer? Let's fight!

If I had new POKEMON I would've won!

Hey! You're not wearing shorts!

Lost! Lost! Lost!

That look you gave me, it's so intriguing!

Be nice!

You can fight my new POKEMON!

Done like dinner!

Eek! Did you touch me?

That's it?

Whew... I better take a rest... Groan... That tunnel from CERULEAN takes a lot out of you!

Ouch! I tripped over a rocky POKEMON, GEODUDE!

If you have too many POKEMON, you should store them via PC!

I've 6 POKE BALLS set in my belt. At most, you can carry 6 POKEMON.

TEAM ROCKET attacks CERULEAN citizens... TEAM ROCKET is always in the news!

Hello, there! Have I got a deal just for you! I'll let you have a swell MAGIKARP for just P500! What do you say?

Well, I don't give refunds!

Suspicious men are in the cave. What about you?

You got me!

What? I'm waiting for my friends to find me here.

I lost?

What! Don't sneak up on me!

My POKEMON won't do!

Go through this cave to get to CERULEAN CITY!

I lost.

Wow! It's way bigger in here than I thought!

Oh! I lost it!

Did you come to explore too?

Losing stinks!

WHOA! You shocked me! Oh, you're just a kid!

Wow! Shocked again!

We, TEAM ROCKET, are POKEMON gangsters

I blew it!

We're pulling a big job here! Get lost, kid!

So, you are good.

Little kids should leave grown-ups alone!

I'm steamed!

TEAM ROCKET will find the fossils, revive and sell them for cash!

Urgh! Now I'm mad!

Hey, stop! I found these fossils! They're both mine!

OK! I'll share!

All right. Then this is mine! We'll each take one! No being greedy!

Far away, on CINNABAR ISLAND, there's a POKEMON LAB. They do research on regenerating fossils.

I came to get my mushroom POKEMON!

Oh! My cute mushroom POKEMON!

Hi! Welcome to our BIKE SHOP. Have we got just the BIKE for you! It's a cool BIKE! Do you want it?

Sorry! You can't afford it! Come back again some time!

Yo! Champ in making! Here's my advice! The LEADER, MISTY, is a pro who uses water POKEMON! You can drain all their water with plant POKEMON! Or, zap them with electricity!

Splash! I'm first up! Let's do it!

That can't be!

I'm more than good enough for you! MISTY can wait!

You overwhelmed me!

Hi, you're a new face! Trainers who want to turn pro have to have a policy about POKEMON! What is your approach when you catch POKEMON? My policy is an all-out offensive with water-type POKEMON!

Wow! You're too much! All right! You can have the CASCADEBADGE to show you beat me!

The CASCADEBADGE makes all POKEMON up to L30 obey! That includes even outsiders! There's more, you can now use CUT any time!

You can CUT down small bushes to open new paths! You can also have my favorite TM!

TM11 teaches BUBBLEBEAM! Use it on an aquatic POKEMON!

You beat MISTY! What'd I tell ya? You and me kid, we make a pretty darn good team!

TEAM ROCKET must be trying to DIG their way into no good!

Those miserable ROCKETs! Look what they did here! They stole a TM for teaching POKEMON how to DIG holes! That cost me a bundle, it did!

Hey! Stay out! It's not your yard! Huh? Me? I'm an innocent bystander! Don't you believe me?

Stop! I give up! I'll leave quietly!

OK! I'll return the TM I stole! I better get moving! Bye!

I figure what's lost is lost! I decided to teach DIGLETT how to DIG without a TM!

Yo! RED! You're still struggling along back here? I'm doing great! I caught a bunch of strong and smart POKEMON! Here, let me see what you caught, RED!

Hey! Take it easy! You won already!

Hey, guess what? I went to BILL's and got him to show me his rare POKEMON! That added a lot of pages to my POKEDEX! After all, BILL's world famous as a POKEMANIAC! He invented the POKEMON Storage System on PC! Since you're using his system, go thank him! Well, I better get rolling! Smell ya later!

This is NUGGET BRIDGE! Beat us 5 trainers and win a fabulous prize! Think you got what it takes?

Whoo! Good stuff!

I'm second! Now it's serious!

How could I lose?

Here's No. 3! I won't be easy!

Ow! Stomped flat!

I'm No. 4! Getting tired?

I lost too!

OK! I'm No. 5! I'll stomp you!

Whoa! Too much!

Congratulations! You beat our 5 contest trainers! You just earned a fabulous prize!

By the way, would you like to join TEAM ROCKET? We're a group dedicated to evil using POKEMON! Want to join? Are you sure? Come on, join us! I'm telling you to join! OK, you need convincing! I'll make you an offer you can't refuse!

Arrgh! You are good!

I saw your feat from the grass!

I thought not!

I just got down from , but I'm ready!

You work hard!

Local trainers come here to practice!

You're decent.

You're going to see BILL? First, let's fight!

You're something.

Dad took me to a great party on S. at VERMILION CITY!

I'm not mad!

Hi! My boy friend is cool!

I was in bad condition!

I'm off to see a POKEMON collector at the cape!

You got me.

I'm a cool guy. I've got a girl friend!

Aww, darn...

I knew I had to fight you!

I'd knew I'd lose too!

My friend has a cute POKEMON. I'm so jealous!

I'm not so jealous!

Hiya! I'm a POKEMON... ...No I'm not! Call me BILL! I'm a true blue POKEMANIAC! Hey! What's with that skeptical look? I'm not joshing you, I screwed up an experiment and got combined with a POKEMON! So, how about it? Help me out here!

When I'm in the TELEPORTER, go to my PC and run the Cell Separation System!

Yeehah! Thanks, bud! I owe you one! So, did you come to see my POKEMON collection? You didn't? That's a bummer. I've got to thank you... Oh here, maybe this'll do.

That cruise ship, S. , is in VERMILION CITY. Its passengers are all trainers! They invited me to their party, but I can't stand fancy do's. Why don't you go instead of me?

I'm on guard duty. Gee, I'm thirsty, though! Oh wait there, the road's closed.

People often lose things in that UNDERGROUND PATH.

There aren't many bugs out here.

No! You're kidding!

Who's there? Quit listening in on us!

Excuse me! This is a private conversation!

I just can't win!

Ugh! I hate losing!

I've never seen you around! Are you good?

You are too good!

Me? Well, OK. I'll play!

Just didn't work!

Huh? You want to talk to me?

I didnt' start it!

Did you see the S. moored in the harbor?

We're careful about pollution! We've heard GRIMER multiplies in toxic sludge!

I'm putting up a building on this plot of land. My POKEMON is tamping the land.

Guoh! Gogogoh!

Welcome to S. ! Excuse me, do you have a ticket?

Great! Welcome to S. !

The passengers are restless! You might be challenged by the more bored ones!

Bonjour! I am le waiter on this ship! I will be happy to serve you anything you please!

Ah! Le strong silent type!

I travel alone on my journeys! My POKEMON are my only friends!

My, my friends...

You pup! How dare you barge in!

Humph! You rude child!

I collected these POKEMON from all around the world!

Oh no! I went around the world for these!

I love POKEMON! Do you?

Wow! You're great!

Ssh! I'm a GLOBAL POLICE agent! I'm on the trail of TEAM ROCKET!

My buddy, MACHOKE, is super strong! He has enough STRENGTH to move big rocks!

Gwoh! Goggoh!

My sailor's pride is at stake!

Your spirit sank me!

You know what they say about sailors and fighting!

Right! Good fight, mate!

I like feisty kids like you!

Argh! Lost it!

Us sailors have POKEMON too!

OK, you're not bad.

Hello stranger! Stop and chat! All my POKEMON are from the sea!

Darn! I let that one get away!

Matey, you're walking the plank if you lose!

Argh! Beaten by a kid!

Check out what I fished up!

I'm all out!

Competing against the young keeps me youthful.

Good fight! Ah, I feel young again

Which do you like, a strong or a rare POKEMON?

I must salute you!

I never saw you at the party.

Take it easy!

The CAPTAIN looked really sick and pale!

I hear many people get seasick!

Our CAPTAIN is a sword master! He even teaches CUT to POKEMON!

Ahoy there! Are you seasick?

I was just careless!

Hey matey! Let's do a little jig!

You're impressive!

Bonjour! RED! Imagine seeing you here! RED, were you really invited? So how's your POKEDEX coming? I already caught 40 kinds, pal! Different kinds are everywhere! Crawl around in grassy areas!

Humph! At least you're raising your POKEMON!

I heard there was a CUT master on board. But, he was just a seasick, old man! But, CUT itself is really useful! You should go see him! Smell ya!

Ooargh... I feel hideous... Urrp! Seasick...

Rub-rub... Rub-rub...

Whew! Thank you! I feel much better! You want to see my CUT technique? I could show you if I wasn't ill... I know! You can have this! Teach it to your POKEMON and you can see it CUT any time!

Whew! Now that I'm not sick any more, I guess it's time.

The ship set sail.

Yo! Champ in making! has a nickname. People refer to him as the Lightning American! He's an expert on electric POKEMON! Birds and water POKEMON are at risk! Beware of paralysis too! is very cautious! You'll have to break a code to get to him!

This is no place for kids!

Wow! Surprised me!

I'm a lightweight, but I'm good with electricity!

Fried!

When I was in the Army, was my strict CO!

Stop! You're very good!

Hey, kid! What do you think you're doing here? You won't live long in combat! That's for sure! I tell you kid, electric POKEMON saved me during the war! They zapped my enemies into paralysis! The same as I'll do to you!

Whoa! You're the real deal, kid! Fine then, take the THUNDERBADGE!

The THUNDERBADGE cranks up your POKEMON's SPEED! It also lets your POKEMON FLY any time, kid! You're special, kid! Take this!

TM24 contains THUNDERBOLT! Teach it to an electric POKEMON!

Whew! That match was electric!

What a surprise! DIGLETTs dug this long tunnel! It goes right to VIRIDIAN CITY!

I went to ROCK TUNNEL, but it's dark and scary. If a POKEMON's FLASH could light it up...

Hi! Remember me? I'm 's AIDE! If you caught 10 kinds of POKEMON, I'm supposed to give you an Hm05! So, RED! Have you caught at least 10 kinds of POKEMON?

Great! You have caught 10 kinds of POKEMON! Congratulations! Here you go! The HM FLASH lights even the darkest dungeons.

You have POKEMON with you! You're mine!

You deceived me!

Bwahaha! Great! I was bored, eh!

Keep it coming, eh! Oh wait. I'm out of POKEMON!

Who's that walking with those good looking POKEMON?

Out like a light!

I got up early every day to raise my POKEMON from cocoons!

WHAT? What a total waste of time!

Go, my super bug POKEMON!

My bugs...

I'm taking ROCK TUNNEL to go to LAVENDER...

Can't measure up!

Hahaha! Aren't you a little toughie!

What's that?

Don't you dare condescend me!

No! You're too much

Hahahaha! Come on, dude!

Hahahaha! You beat me fair!

I've been to a POKEMON GYM a few times. But, I lost each time.

Ohh! Blew it again!

POKEMON fight! Ready, go!

Game over!

I draw POKEMON when I'm home.

Whew! I'm exhausted!

I don't often come here, but I will fight you.

Oh! I lost!

Do you now about costume players?

Well, that's that.

My POKEMON techniques will leave you crying!

I give! You're a better technician!

Hit me with your best shot!

Fired away!

This tunnel goes a long way, kid!

Doh! You won!

Hmm. Maybe I'm lost in here...

Ease up! What am I doing? Which way is out?

Outsiders like you need to show me some respect!

I give!

Hikers leave twigs as trail markers

Ohhh! I did my best!

Hahaha! Can you beat my power?

Oops! Out-muscled!

You have a POKEDEX? I want one too!

Shoot! I'm so jealous!

Eek! Don't try anything funny in the dark!

It was too dark!

You have POKEMON! Let's start!

You play hard!

I came this far for POKEMON!

I'm out of POKEMON

I'm feeling a bit faint from this tough hike.

I'm not up to it!

Ha-hahah-ah-ha!

Ha-haha! Not laughing! Ha-hay fever! Haha-ha-choo!

Ah! This mountain air is delicious!

That cleared my head

Hi kid, want to see my POKEMON?

Oh no! My POKEMON!

I hate those horrible ROCKETs! That poor CUBONE's mother... It was killed trying to escape from TEAM ROCKET!

Hey, RED! What brings you here? Your POKEMON don't look dead! I can at least make them faint! Let's go, pal!

What? You stinker! I took it easy on you too!

How's your POKEDEX coming, pal? I just caught a CUBONE! I can't find the grown-up MAROWAK yet! I doubt there are any left! Well, I better get going! I've got a lot to accomplish, pal! Smell ya later!

Even we could not identify the wayward GHOSTs! A SILPH SCOPE might be able to unmask them.

What's a cute, round and fluffy POKEMON?

Stop! Don't be so mean to my CLEFAIRY!

I'm a rambling, gambling dude!

Missed the big score!

You need a strategy to win at this!

It's not logical!

School is fun, but so are POKEMON.

I'll stay with school.

We must look silly standing here like this!

Look what you did!

You look good at POKEMON, but how's your chem?

Ow! Meltdown!

Don't touch the poster at the GAME CORNER! There's no secret switch behind it!

You broke into our operation?

Burnt!

Who are you? How did you get here?

Oww! Beaten!

BOSS said you can see GHOSTs with the SILPH SCOPE!

I surrender!

Why did you come here?

This won't do!

Intruder alert!

I can't do it!

We got word from upstairs that you were coming!

What? I lost? No!

Stop meddling in TEAM ROCKET's affairs!

Oof! Taken down!

The elevator doesn't work? Who has the LIFT KEY?

No!

Are you lost, you little rat?

Why...?

How can you not see the beauty of our evil?

Ayaya!

I know you! You ruined our plans at !

Burned again!

So! I must say, I am impressed you got here!

WHAT! This cannot be!

I see that you raise POKEMON with utmost care. A child like you would never understand what I hope to achieve. I shall step aside this time! I hope we meet again...

Heheh! This GYM is great! It's full of women!

Hey! You are not allowed in here!

You're too rough!

I was getting bored.

My makeup!

Look at my grass POKEMON! They're so easy to raise!

No!

Aren't you the peeping Tom?

I'm in shock!

Welcome to CELADON GYM! You better not underestimate girl power!

Oh! Beaten!

Don't bring any bugs or fire POKEMON in here!

Oh! You!

Pleased to meet you. My hobby is POKEMON training.

Oh! Splendid!

Hello. Lovely weather isn't it? It's so pleasant.

...Oh dear... I must have dozed off. Welcome. My name is ERIKA. I am the LEADER of CELADON GYM. I teach the art of flowing arranging. My POKEMON are of the grass-type.

Oh, I'm sorry, I had no idea that you wished to challenge me. Very well, but I shall not lose.

Oh! I concede defeat. You are remarkably strong. I must confer you the RAINBOWBADGE.

The RAINBOWBADGE will make POKEMON up to L50 obey. It also allows POKEMON to use STRENGTH in and out of battle. Please also take this with you.

TM21 contains MEGA DRAIN. Half the damage it inflicts is drained to heal your POKEMON!

Be gone... Intruders...

SILPH SCOPE unveiled the GHOST's identity! Wild MAROWAK appeared!

The GHOST was the restless soul of CUBONE's mother! The mother's soul was calmed. It departed to the afterlife!

What do you want? Why are you here?

I give up!

This old guy came and complained about us harming useless POKEMON! We're talking it over as adults!

Please! No more!

You're not saving anyone, kid!

Don't fight us ROCKETs!

Heh? You came to save me? Thank you. But, I came here of my own free will. I came to calm the soul of CUBONE's mother. I think MAROWAK's spirit has gone to the afterlife. I must thank you for your kind concern! Follow me to my home, POKEMON HOUSE at the foot of this tower.

RED. Your POKEDEX quest may fail without love for your POKEMON. I think this may help your quest.

Upon hearing POKE FLUTE, sleeping POKEMON will spring awake. It works on all sleeping POKEMON.

Whoa, boy! I'm parched! ... Huh? I can have this drink? Gee, thanks! ... Glug glug... ... Gulp... If you want to go to SAFFRON CITY.. ... You can go on through. I'll share this with the other guards!

Hey kid! What are you doing here?

I goofed!

It's off limits here! Go home!

You're good.

No kids are allowed in here!

Tough!

Help! I'm a SILPH employee.

How did you know I was a ROCKET?

Quit messing with us, kid!

I give up!

I support TEAM ROCKET more than I support SILPH!

You really got me!

Intruder spotted!

Who are you?

Show TEAM ROCKET a little respect!

Cough... Cough...

I heard a kid was wandering around.

Boom!

I am one of the 4 ROCKET BROTHERS!

Flame out!

That rotten PRESIDENT! He shouldn't have sent me to the TIKSI BRANCH!

Shoot!

I am one of the 4 ROCKET BROTHERS!

Aack! Brothers, I lost!

Heheh! You mistook me for a SILPH worker?

I'm done!

I am one of the 4 ROCKET BROTHERS!

Whoo! Oh brothers!

Your POKEMON have weak points! I can nail them!

You hammered me!

I am one of the 4 ROCKET BROTHERS!

Warg! Brothers, I lost!

Welcome to the 10F! So good of you to join me!

I'm stunned!

Halt! Do you have an appointment with my BOSS?

Gaah! Demolished!

What kept you RED? Hahaha! I thought you'd turn up if I waited here! I guess TEAM ROCKET slowed you down! Not that I care! I saw you in SAFFRON, so I decided to see if you got better!

Oh ho! So, you are ready for BOSS ROCKET!

Oh! Hi! You're not a ROCKET! You came to save us? Why, thank you! I want you to have this POKEMON for saving us.

It's LAPRAS. It's very intelligent. We kept it in our lab, but it will be much better off with you! I think you will be a good trainer for LAPRAS! It's a good swimmer. It'll give you a lift!

Stop right there! Don't you move!

Don't... Please!

Ah RED! So we meet again! The PRESIDENT and I are discussing a vital business proposition. Keep your nose out of grown-up matters... Or, experience a world of pain!

Arrgh! I lost again!?

Blast it all! You ruined our plans for SILPH! But, TEAM ROCKET will never fall! RED! Never forget that all POKEMON exist for TEAM ROCKET! I must go, but I shall return!

Thank you for rescuing all of us! We admire your courage.

Thank you for saving SILPH! I will never forget you saved us in our moment of peril! I have to thank you in some way! Because I am rich, I can give you anything! Here, maybe this will do!

You can't buy that anywhere! It's our secret prototype MASTER BALL! It will catch any POKEMON without fail! You should be quiet about using it, though.

"Yo! Champ in making! SABRINA's POKEMON use psychic power instead of force! Fighting POKEMON are weak against psychic POKEMON! They get creamed before they can even aim a punch!

SABRINA is young, but she's also our LEADER! You won't reach her easily!

I lost my concentration!

You know that power alone isn't enough!

I don't believe this!

Does our unseen power scare you?

I never foresaw this!

SABRINA is younger than I, but I respect her!

Not good enough!

SAFFRON POKEMON GYM is famous for its psychics! You want to see SABRINA! I can tell!

Arrrgh!

POKEMON take on the appearance of their trainers. Your POKEMON must be tough, then!

I knew it!

You and I, our POKEMON shall fight!

I lost after all!

I had a vision of your arrival! I have had psychic powers since I was a child. I first learned to bend spoons with my mind. I dislike fighting, but if you wish, I will show you my powers!

I'm shocked! But, a loss is a loss. I admit I didn't work hard enough to win! You earned the MARSHBADGE!

The MARSHBADGE makes POKEMON up to L70 obey you! Stronger POKEMON will become wild, ignoring your orders in battle! Just don't raise your POKEMON too much! Wait, please take this TM with you!

TM46 is PSYWAVE! It uses powerful psychic waves to inflict damage!

Psychic power, huh? If I had that, I'd make a bundle at the slots!

Let's go, but don't cheat!

Huh? That's not right!

My POKEMON should be ready by now!

Too much, too young!

Competition! I can't get enough!

I had a chance!

Fwahaha! I have never lost!

My first loss!

Hi! Remember me? I'm 's AIDE! If you caught 30 kinds of POKEMON, I'm supposed to give you an ITEMFINDER! So, RED! Have you caught at least 30 kinds of POKEMON?

Great! You have caught 30 kinds of POKEMON! Congratulations! Here you go!

There are items on the ground that can't be seen. ITEMFINDER will detect an item close to you. It can't pinpoint it, so you have to look yourself!

A sleeping POKEMON blocks the way! RED played the POKE FLUTE. SNORLAX woke up! It attacked in a grumpy rage!

Electricity is my specialty!

Unplugged!

Have you found a MOON STONE?

Oww!

Do you want to POKEMON with me?

It's over already?

What're you lookin' at?

Dang! Stripped gears!

TMs are on sale in CELADON! But, only a few people have HMs!

Aww, bummer!

Perfect! I need to burn some time!

What? You!?

When I whistle, I can summon bird POKEMON!

Ow! That's tragic!

Hi! Remember me? I'm 's AIDE! If you caught 50 kinds of POKEMON, I'm supposed to give you an ! So, RED! Have you caught at least 50 kinds of POKEMON?

Great! You have caught 50 kinds of POKEMON! Congratulations! Here you go!

gives EXP points to all the POKEMON with you, even if they don't fight. It does, however, reduce the amount of EXP for each POKEMON. If you don't need it, you should store it via PC.

Oh, you found my secret retreat! Please don't tell anyone I'm here. I'll make it up to you with this!

Hm02 is FLY. It will take you back to any town. Put it to good use!

What do you want?

Don't you dare laugh!

I'm feeling hungry and mean!

Bad, bad, bad!

Be a rebel!

Aaaargh!

Kurukkoo! How do you like my bird call?

I had to bug you

Hi! Is it your first time here?

SAFARI ZONE has 4 zones in it. Each zone has different kinds of POKEMON. Use SAFARI BALLs to catch them! When you run out of time or SAFARI BALLs, it's game over for you! Before you go, open an unused POKEMON BOX so there's room for new POKEMON!

Welcome to the SAFARI ZONE! For just P500, you can catch all the POKEMON you want in the park! Would you like to join the hunt?

That'll be P500 please! We only use a special POKE BALL here.

We'll call you on the PA when you run out of time or SAFARI BALLs!

Ding-dong! Time's up! Your SAFARI GAME is over!

Did you get a good haul? Come again!

Thanks, kid! No one could understand a word that I said. I couldn't work that way. Let me give you something for your trouble.

HM04 teaches STRENGTH! It lets POKEMON move boulders when you're outside of battle. Oh yes, did you find SECRET HOUSE in SAFARI ZONE? If you do, you win an HM! I hear it's the rare SURF HM.

Yo! Champ in making! FUCHSIA GYM is riddled with invisible walls! KOGA might appear close, but he's blocked off! You have to find gaps in the walls to reach him!

Master KOGA comes from a long line of ninjas! What do you descend from?

Dropped my balls!

Fwahahaha! A mere child like you dares to challenge me? Very well, I shall show you true terror as a ninja master! You shall feel the despair of poison and sleep techniques!

Humph! You have proven your worth! Here! Take the SOULBADGE!

Now that you have the SOULBADGE, the DEFENSE of your POKEMON increases! It also lets you SURF outside of battle! Ah! Take this too!

TM06 contains TOXIC! It is a secret technique over 400 years old!

It's amazing how ninja can terrify even now!

Oh, I just love your ride! Can I have it if I win?

Oh! I lost!

Who are you? There shouldn't be anyone here.

Ouch!

Yo! Champ in making! The hot-headed BLAINE is a fire POKEMON pro! Douse his spirits with water! You better take some BURN HEALS!

I was a thief, but I became straight as a trainer!

I surrender!

POKEMON Quiz! Get it right and the door opens to the next room! Get it wrong and face a trainer! If you want to conserve your POKEMON for the GYM LEADER... Then get it right! Here we go!

CATERPIE evolves into BUTTERFREE?