Episode 12: Levincia Skydown!
Mew was scrolling through TikTok; "Last time on Mew's Newest World Cruise, the players were taken to Paldea where they had to sled down Glaseado Mountain in at night! The path was difficult some won fairly and others unfairly!" Mew spoke as scenes from the previous episodes showed.
"Now new teams are formed, how will these new teams interact, find out in Mew's Newest World Cruise!" Mew announced as she kept scrolling through TikTok while floating on the cruise ships pool.
(MNWC Intro)
Gardevoir (Mutiny Marines-The Trickster): "Other than Trubbish and Magby... my team is filled with dirty, backstabbing, shady bastards... sigh... I don't really have the guts to tell Magby all the horrible things I did myself back in season one..." He sighed.
The Mutiny Marines were eating their breakfast in a deli on Porto Marinada.
"I was part of Team Dominator." Gardevoir told Magby straight out.
"Wow that was sudden.." Magby frowned.
"Yeah I know sis, I watched your performance on TV." Trubbish frowned.
Gardevoir cringed.
"It was a while ago anyway you shouldn't worry about it too much." Trubbish told him.
"Yea, so what if you were with those Dominator bitches, at least now you've changed so that's good enough for us." Magby smiled.
Gardevoir smiled.
"Pssst hey." Dusclops whispered.
"What is it." Magby glared.
"We just wanna propose that if we ever lose, we eliminate the newbies..." Numel whispered.
"Psyduck and Cryogonal?" Asked Trubbish in a low voice.
"Yeah duh... not only are both villains from season 1 but best we keep our original team like it was..." Numel whispered back.
"Sure I guess, but this isn't an alliance... just a same goal." Gardevoir crossed his arms.
"Whatever you say fruitcake." Dusclops boredly rolled his eye.
Gardevoir growled at him.
Flareon (DOMINATED!-The Puppet): "Okay so Kabuto told me that after my outburst with the whole Kalos courtroom thing, I might be a target... so I'll just have to scout around my new team members and decide who is a bigger problem." She grins.
Flareon was sitting next to Sylveon looking around her table.
Lucario and Foe both ate, so did Dubwool and Alcreamie.
"Ugh this food is mediocre at best, I thought this cruise ship was supposed to be luxurious for us contestants!" Drifblim glares.
"I don't think it has the budget for that..." Eiscue frowns.
"Ugh, a reality show that has a low budget, talk about obvious... this show is so awful I can't believe I even decided to return for another season." Drifblim looked pissed off.
"Bingo." Flareon grins quietly.
OOM-6 (Pew Pew-The Security Droid): "My entire team is gone... and none seem to affected, I feel used and thrown away... like if I never mattered to any of them... I feel lost and confused, I worked so hard for them and they just dispose of me like a typical clanker... now i hate them, I want my revenge." She looks angry.
"Hello fellow droid." Roger told Six.
"What do you want clanker." OOM-6 looked bored.
"You could join my alliance, we friends Toxtricity, Makuhita and Dedenne could use some security!" Roger told her.
"Not sure... last team I was with just deserted me... like if I had no value..." OOM-6 looked angry.
"Well we won't, we droids gotta stick together anyway." Roger smiled.
OOM-6 was thinking for a second.
"So, we got a deal?" Asked Roger.
OOM-6 was silent for a bit, looked over to the droid and said. "Roger Roger."
Chandelure (Unnamed Team 2-The Emo Goth): "I don't think my vibes and my teams vibes really match at all..." She looked very bored.
Chandelure was frowning, she looked annoyed as Ludicolo was dancing and singing, Togepi, Lunatone, Totodile also loudly cheered; Volcarona and Scorbunny kept clapping and being happy.
Chandelure sighed, Salazzle was frowning as well.
Salazzle (Unnamed Team 2-The forgotten): "...I don't think I fit very well with my team as well... maybe if I talk with Chandelure she can help me out?" Salazzle looks worried
"Alright everyone enough breakfast today's challenge is about to begin?" Mew smiled.
"What we gonna do it here in Porto Marinada?" Asked Dubwool.
"Nah, Pumpkingkings about to teleport us there, if you would please." Mew smiles.
Pumpkingking snaps his fingers and they're all teleported to-
(Levincia City - Paldea Region)
"Welcome to Levincia City! A challenge of bright lights, fashion and very tall buildings." Mew announced.
"Wow you're so good at describing one of the biggest cities of Paldea." Drifblim rolls her eyes.
"Ahem, your first challenge will consult in doing TikTok trends, whoever team gets the most hearts will get a prize advantage in the second phase of the challenge, now go around the city and do shorts!" Mew announced.
Pumpkingking handed Unnamed Team 2, DOMINATED and Mutiny Marines 1 phone for each team.
Pew Pew already had Bergmites phone.
(Unnamed Team 2)
"Alright teams what ideas should we do, come on all ideas are good ideas." Salazzle smiles.
"Oh oh! How about we do facts about minerals!" Lunatone smiled.
"I guess not all ideas are good ideas." Salazzle shrugs.
Chandelure smirks and Ludicolo chuckled.
Lunatone looked sad and Volcarona glared at Salazzle.
Chandelure (Unnamed Team 2: The Emo Goth): "Heh, Things aren't looking too good for lizard breath.." She grins.
(Pew Pew)
"No Geerd, we aren't doing your stupid Math Tips idea." Makuhita facepalmed.
"What is a Geerd?" Dedenne asked.
"It's Geek plus Nerd, Makuhita invented it..." Grotle frowned.
"Come on team we need ideas!" Toxtricity growls.
"Hey, I watch TikTok okay, I don't exactly make the content..." Bergmite rolled her eyes.
"How about Roger and I blast eachother to the death?" Asked OOM-6.
"And then we recover them!" Cyndaquil smiles.
"That could work, violence is always welcomed on my feed." Bergmite smiles.
"Alright, let's begin rolling." Toxtricity announced.
(DOMINATED)
"~Hello viewers, I'm Sylvee and this is my ASMR stream, don't you love it as my paws tap, tap, tap the mic? Now feel my ribbons just rub on across the surface, hmmm yeah~" Sylveon moans.
"This is disgusting..." Flareon looked well disgusted from far away, it wasn't hearable by the mic.
"It's a good idea tho, it's getting a lot of views." Dubwool smiled.
"The hearts is what we need tho Sheep Brain!" Drifblim glared at her.
Dubwool looked annoyed.
"Wow she's a natural..." Alcreamie looked amazed.
"She's part of a prostitution company, so I guess that's where she gets that from." Eiscue smiled.
"What the, HEY how do you know that?" Flareon asked.
"Uhhhhh saw an ad of it, Hypnos Impressive Prostitutes~" Eiscue sang part of the jingle.
"Ugh this is so embarrassing..." Flareon covered herself.
"But Sheila's doing a fantastic job mate, look at her go." Lucario tipped her fedora smiling.
Sylveon looked like she was having fun doing ASMR stuff.
"Hehehe pink dog's whispering, far out..." Foe smoked some more weed.
(Mutiny Marines)
"Ah! This challenge is perfect for me, I know fashion and many trendy dances! Just give me some time to apply make up and a new dress and I'll shine!" Vespiqueen giggled.
"...Sure queen don't worry we have allllll day..." Numel said sarcastically as she was putting on some make up and getting ready.
Her team looked at her oddly.
"Ahem, a little privacy?" Vespiqueen asked.
"Oh right..." Trubbish blushed.
They all turned around as she changed.
"Readyyyyy~" Vespiqueen called.
They turned around.
"It looks exactly the same..." Magby frowned.
"False, my old dress was yellow with black stripes, this is black with yellow stripes!" Vespiqueen giggled.
Dusclops facepalmed.
"Just do your stupid dance, we are running out of time!" Psyduck got angry as Gardevoir holded the phone to begin recording the posing queen.
(Unnamed Team 2)
"Don't worry team we lost an hour but we can do a good tiktok!" Volcarona smiles.
"TikTok is cringe." Chandelure rolled her eyes.
"GASP! You take that back!" Lunatone glares.
"TikTok is where I get my sport tips from!" Scorbunny growls.
"And my daily good vibes." Volcarona nods.
"I just watch memes." Ludicolo shrugs.
"Ugh whatever... just hurry up losers..." Chandelure shrugs.
"We need a good idea..." Salazzle frowned.
"Guaguaguagua?" Totodile asked.
"Oh oh! Record me doing a helicopter fly!" Togepi began spinning real fast and she was flying!
Silence.
"...just record her..." Chandelure glares.
"Fine fine damn.." Ludicolo began recording.
(Few hours later)
"Times up!!! DOMINATED! Get 1st place with their sexy ASMR!" Mew announced.
Most DOMINATED members clapped, Flareon still looked embarrassed as her mom vowed.
"Second place is Mutiny Marines with their fashion dance!" Pumpkingking told them.
"No need to thank me everyone~" Vespiqueen posed.
Nobody said anything.
"But I mean I wouldn't mind getting at least a thank you... guys?" Vespiqueen asked.
"3rd is for Pew Pew, your shooting stuff thing was fine but not good enough." Mew shrugs.
"Damn..." Toxtricity growls.
"Recover Roger and OOM-6." Dedenne smiles.
Pumpkingking snaps his finger and both droids are alive.
"And finally Unnamed Team 2, your flying Togepi thing sucked and now she's puking from dizziness." Pumpkingking grgrins.
"Oh man, I feel like a dreidel..." Togepi had swirly eyes as she was laying on the floor.
"So what prize does our team win?" Eiscue asked.
"You all get parachutes!" Mew smiled as Pumpkingking snapped his finger and they all had parachutes in front of them.
"Why woukd we need this?" Asked Flareon.
"And for getting Second place, Mutiny Marines get a bungee cord YEEEEE HAWWWWW!" Pumpkingking snapped his fingers.
"Uh where is our cord?" Asked Magby.
"Up there." Mew and Pumpkingking said as they pointed at a the skyscrapers in Levincia City.
They were absolutely beautiful yet sky high.
Most of the contestants looked shocked.
"M-m-mew... what's the second challenge?" Trubbish asked.
Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and suddenly everyone was teleported to the roof of one of the skyscrapers.
"Just dive down onto the concrete floor! If you die we revive you don't worry! The teams with less jumping members will lose a player!" Mew grins.
"Are you insane!!! That looks painful!" Ludicolo yells.
"Sucks to be you." Pumpkingking grins.
"No time to waste team!!! Begin jumping now!" Drifblim placed on a parachutes and began floating down.
"Oh boy, wish I wasn't a flightless bird!" Eiscue put on the parachutes and jumped.
Foe and Lucario did the same, so did Dubwool and Alcreamie with the help of the eeveelution duo.
"Mom I'm scared this is really high..." Flareon was shaking.
"Don't worry luv, I promise you will be safe... just remember to pull the string a few seconds after you fall okay now lets go!" Sylveon was helping Flareon put on her parachute using her ribbons.
Both eeveelutions jumped and landed safely.
"Wow that was way easier than expected..." Alcreamie gave a small smile.
"And DOMINATED have a PERFECT score, they're confirmed immune! Will the other teams do as good?" Asked Mew.
"Um Pumpkingking will we have the ability to float or fly once we begin falling?" Asked Lunatone.
"Of course not." Pumpkingking rolled his eyes frowning.
"Welp now I really don't wanna go.." Lunatone frowned.
"Same it looks painful..." Volcarona frowned.
"I uh have a phobia of falling from really high places... uh.. I can't do this..." Salazzle looked anxious.
"Come on team please..." Scorbunny frowned.
"If they ain't doing it, I am not doing it sorry chica." Ludicolo crossed his arms.
"Gua." Totodile nodded as she pointed at Ludicolo
"Chandelure what about you?" Asked Scorbunny
"I don't feel like it..." Chandelure boredly flipped her flaming hair which was covering one of her eyes
"UT2 has the most chickens! They UFE!" - Mew
(Mutiny Marines)
"I uh.. I'm sorry it looks too high I can't jump.." Trubbish shivered in fear.
"It's okay bro don't worry..." Gardevoir smiles.
"Seriously, can't even dive down when you have a bungee cord, pathetic..." Numel rolls his eyes.
"Grrr listen here you know it all camel, why don't you do it it then..." Gardevoir glares.
"Uhh.. when others go first..." Numel frowned.
Cryogonal boredly strapped on the bungee cord, jumped, fell, and slingshotted back to the top.
Psyduck did the same, so did Dusclops and Gardevoir.
"Sorry but I ain't jumping..." Magby also looked scared.
"It looks really high..." Vespiqueen frowned.
"Look Queen nothing to be afraid of..." Numel placed the bungee rope on, he dived down and then came back up again.
"...see..." Numel looked bored.
Numel (Mutiny Marines-The Realist): He was puking inside the toilet.
"Oh okay then, doesn't seem that bad... a royal queen like myself can easily do anything they throw at me!" Vespiqueen threw herself off.
"Uh she knows she didn't strap the bungee cord right?" Magby grins.
"WHAT?!" Numel looks worried as he strapped the bungee cord and dived down quickly.
Vespiqueen flailed as she screamed, she was about to touch the ground but Numel catched her.
"Be more careful! You almost got hurt!" Numel glared at her.
"Oh my prince in shining armor, you saved me!" Vespiqueen hugged her.
Numel looked uncomfortable being hugged, he wasn't used to it at all.
"Your team has 2 chickens, you better hope the other team has more!" Pumpkingking smirks.
(Pew Pew)
OOM-6 and Roger fearlessly threw themselves off and died.
"Wow this is the second time they both died for our team..." Grotle frowns.
"Those two are amazing..." Cyndaquil nods.
"Yea yeah whatever, who's next?" Asked Toxtricity.
"Don't worry I'll dive!" Dedenne smiles as she jumped off and died.
"That looks like painful, I am NOT diving..." Bergmite frowned.
"Yeah me neither sorry." Grotle nods.
Toxtricity growled as Makuhita had already dived.
"Cyndaquil you need to dive!" Toxtricity told him.
"Um... the calculating the amount of pain an impact like that would cause I theorize that it's in my best interest to not throw myself off a skyscraper..." Cyndaquil sighed.
Toxtricity growls and throws himself off, he died.
"Your team has 3... you also lose." Mew smiled.
"Revive our team please..." Grotle sighed, Cyndaquil looked guilty and Bergmite was boredly scrolling through TikTok she gave a heart to a video of a Vespiqueen doing a dance.
"See you losers at elimination, cause we sailing away from Paldea tonight." Pumpkingking smirks as he snapped his fingers and everyone was teleproted to the cruise ship.
The cruise ship began sailing away from Paldea, it was night time and it rang its horns to symbolize the elimination was about to start!
(Elimination Zone)
"No Namers two, what a bunch of cowards, none of you wanted to kill yourselves for the team." Mew grins.
"Uh I don't think you can say that.." Scorbunny frowned.
"Huh?" Mew asked.
"Yeah that's kind of offensive." Lunatone nods.
"Does it look like I care?" Mew glares.
"You should..." Volcarona mumbled.
"Anywho I wonder who you all voted oh wait hehe, I know..." Mew smirks.
Lunatone (The Annoying Know it All): "...My idea wasn't that bad..." He grumbles placing the image of Salazzle in the box.
Chandelure (The Emo Goth): "Honesty... why did I even return..." She voted for herself.
Salazzle (The Forgotten): "Goodbye Candlehead, if everyone dislikes you might as well target you!" She grins.
Togepi (The Eggstrovert): "Hehehe look I'm doing a hand stand!" She smiles.
"Players safe are... Scorbunny and Volcarona..." Mew gave them pumpkins.
"Totodile and Ludicolo!" Pumpkingking gave them pumpkins.
"Togepi and Lunatone!" Mew gave them pumpkins, Togepi ate hers in one gulp.
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"Chandelure and Salazzle... the two outcasts of the team, one of you will leave and that is..." Mew paused.
Salazzle was looking a tiny bit worried while Chandelure looked very bored and glanced at the fourth wall camera.
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"-Salazzle! Team has spoken..." Mew announced.
"What!? But I thought you were all voting Chandelure!" Salazzle yells.
"You were kinda mean to Lunatone." Volcarona frowns.
"Gua." Totodile nods.
"Why would I vote my bestie lizard brain." Togepi gives a big smile.
Scorbunny looked away, she voted for Chandelure.
"Bye bye nena." Ludicolo sat down.
"Ugh this is so dumb! I.. she.. I-" Salazzle stuttered, as she was teleported on the Plank of Shame.
"Yes, it's a shocker for everyone..." Pumpkingking rolled his eyes and snapped his fingers, Salazzle was sent flying away and she splashed on the ocean waters.
"Next team!" Mew calls.
(Elimination Zone)
"Pew Pew! Lost in first phase 2 challenge just like you lost in the first episode?" Mew asked.
"Blame those losers for not wanting to die." Toxtricity pointed at Cyndaquil and Grotle.
"Hey that looked painful!" Cyndaquil frowned.
"Honestly, didn't even feel it!" Dedenne smiles.
"Yeah, it was over pretty quick, and we got revived quicker!" Makuhita smiles.
"OOM-6, who do you think voted who?" Asked Roger.
"Come on soldier, answer's quite obvious..." OOM-6 replied.
"Players safe are... OOM-6 and Roger!" Mew threw them pumpkins.
"Makuhita and Dedenne!" Pumpkingking gave them pumpkins, Dedenne was hit by it yet again.
"Bergmite and Cyndaquil." Mew gave them pumpkins.
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"It's down to the punk and the normal guy, well final player safe is..." Mew paused.
Toxtricity looked over confidently bored, Grotle looked nervous.
"Toxtricity! You're safe!" Mew gave him a pumpkin.
"Yeah, i know." Toxtricity rolled his eyes.
"Sorry Grotle, you're out." Mew smiles.
"I.. i see.. well sorry for letting you down today team, hope you all do better in the future..." Grotle frowns and he walked towards the Plank of Shame, then he jumped off.
"Wow he took that pretty well." Dedenne told Bergmite.
"Yeah sure whatever..." Bergmite wasn't looking away from her phone as 8-bit gaming sounds were being heard.
"The rest of you are safe... for now... go sleep now." Mew smiles.
They all left.
"Wow what a shocking episode! What kind of action, romance and drama will we see next? Which region we gonna visit soon? And who's the next players that will be eliminated from the game? Find out next time on... Mew's Newest World Cruise!!!!" Mew hosted as the cruise ship was sailing on the night ocean; they rang its horns as it sailed.
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Mutiny Pirates:
Trubbish, Gardevoir, Magby, Vespiqueen, Dusclops, Psyduck, Cryogonal
DOMINATED!
Sylveon, Flareon, Alcreamie, Dubwool, Lucario, Foe, Drifblim, Eiscue
Pew Pew:
Toxtricity, Makuhita, Dedenne, Bergmite, Cyndaquil, OOM-6, Roger
Unnamed Team 2:
Scorbunny, Ludicolo, Lunatone, Volcarona, Totodile, Chandelure, Togepi