Dot looks through Liam's private stuff
I've just put a picture of Applejack on my Facebook post of list of characters I wish were my mother, which is saved. Suddenly Dot appears.
Dot: Hey, Liam! Did you miss me?
Liam: Dot, I'm busy at the moment!
Dot: Ooh, what've you got there?
Dot takes my iPad and waddles away with it. I chase after her.
Liam: Dot, get back here with my iPad! The stuff on there is personal!
Dot: Oh, what's this? List of girlfriends? What?! You've got Fluttershy? That pony's not even as cute as me!
Liam: Dot, you keep going, and I'll kill you!
Dot; No, you wouldn't.
Liam: Oh, yeah I would!
Dot continues to look at all the pictures of my ideal girlfriends.
Dot: Oh, no, you wouldn't. You like me, don't you?
Liam: No, I don't.
I yank the iPad, but I actually took a toy dinosaur.
Dot: Hey! Why is there a picture of me in your album?
Liam: No, Dot, it's not what you think!
Dot: You're in love with me? Well, I love you too!
Liam: I have no reason of putting that picture there!
Dot: When can we get married?
Liam: Never! Who would marry you?
Dot: You know what? Let's get married right now.
Dot appears in a wedding gown and I suddenly appear in a tuxedo and now we are in front of a priest from Beetlejuice.
Priest: Do you, Liam, take this-?
Liam: No!
Dot cups my mouth.
Dot: Sorry, he's just nervous, that's all. I'll talk for him. [imitating my voice] I'm Liam Govan, and this beautiful girl here is the love of my life, and I want to be with her together, forever. Yes I do!
Dot uncups my mouth.
Liam: Bloody Warners!