Raw: January 25, 2010
"Happy birthday, Chelle!" I pull Michelle into a hug.
"Thanks, Rissa." Michelle responds.
"You're welcome."
"So what crazy birthday scheme did you cook up tonight?"
"I took it easy mostly. There's a girls' night out and I've got your present right here."
"Thank you." Michelle takes the present from me. "So who's all going tonight?"
"It's gonna be Eve, Ryse, Nikki, Brie, Layla, you, and me. That's all."
"That's seven people."
"That's seven Divas getting drunk." I laugh.
"That's seven Divas being hungover tomorrow."
"Yeah, thankfully, I know Randy always has Advil."
"John does too."
"It's probably because all those times the four of us went and got drunk back in the early days. We were a bit crazy back in 2004."
"Yeah, we were crazy."
"Do you remember when we got John and Randy to sing Baby Got Back that one time?"
"Oh my gosh! I do! And you and Randy arguing over the last shot that night."
"I gave him a low blow just to get it. He was so pissed at me."
"He was pissed even when he got sober."
I laugh. "I was drunk."
"Well, you're kinda a bitchy drunk."
"I'm not bitchy when I'm drunk."
"What kind of drunk are you then?"
"She's a horny drunk." Randy comments as he shows up with John.
"Screw you." I roll my eyes at Randy.
"I've got time after the show tonight."
"You're the worst."
Randy grabs me and kisses me.
"Randy…" I whine. "Why do you do this to me?"
"Because it's fun." Randy laughs.
"I'm gonna head out. See you later, Chelle. Open the gift whenever." I leave the locker-room.
Randy follows me out and closes the door behind the door. "Hello to you too."
"Calling me a horny drunk is so not cool." I tell Randy as we walk towards our locker-room together.
"It is kinda true though."
"I think it applies to you more than me."
"I don't think so. I'm like that when I'm sober too."
"You make a good point."
"And I just said it in front of Chelle and John. I would've never said it in front of a shit ton of people."
"Can we just keep it quiet from now on?"
"Anything for you."
"Thank you." I kiss Randy.
Randy grabs my waist and kisses me back. We end up having a huge makeout session in the middle of the hall.
"Randy, we should go to our locker-room for this." I whisper.
"Not yet…" Randy responds.
"But…"
"Shush, beautiful…"
"Randal Keith, what are you doing telling me to shush?"
"Whatever I want." Randy pulls me into the locker-room.
I roll my eyes as he closes the door. "Whatever, you could've waited until we were in here."
"What's the fun in that?" Randy asks as he pulls me into another kiss.
"You're gonna get us in trouble one of these days."
("Glamazon" plays)
Beth sits down at the table for the contract signing.
("Obsession" plays)
Mickie enters and sits next to Beth.
You're not enough for me (Oh no no)
Just another man in love with me (Just another man ooh)
Gotta open up your eyes and see (hey, hey Oh well)
You're not enough for me (oh no)...
Michelle enters and sits across from Beth.
I know I want that girl so bad
I lie awake at night
And think of all the things that I would do
With a girl like that…
I enter and sit next to Michelle with my championship in my lap.
"I'm just gonna go ahead and sign this." I grab the contract off the table.
I sign the contract and pass it to Michelle.
"Ladies…" Michelle starts as she signs the contract. "You all seem to underestimate me. I'm a former Women's Champion like the rest of you, and I'm the first woman to hold the Women's and Divas Championships. You…"
"And I'm the second." Mickie interrupts. "And held it more than any of you guys."
"How many times have I beaten you in title matches, Mickie?" Beth asks. "A lot."
"Who's the current champion?" I ask egotistically as I look at the Women's Championship.
"Oh you shut up, Marissa!" Mickie glares at me after she signs the contract. "You won't be after Sunday."
"Yes, I will." I stand up and hold up my championship as Beth signs the contract.
Mickie shoves me to the ground. I get up and slap her. She hits me with a Thesz Press. We start brawling. Michelle and Beth have started brawling as well. I slam Mickie head first into the mat. I then sent her out of the ring. Beth does the same to Michelle. We turn to face each other.
Beth goes to Clothesline me, but I duck and Dropkick her out of the ring. I hold up my Women's Championship and head backstage.
I kiss Randy on the cheek as he meets with me in guerilla.
"Women's Champion." I whisper to Randy. "I'm the Women's Champion. That isn't gonna change."
I took a sip of a drink. "I don't do this nearly as much as I used to."
Michelle nods in agreement. "Me either."
"It's your birthday, Chelle." Nikki smiled at Michelle. "Live a little!"
"Hey, I'm drinking."
"But are you trying to have fun?" Layla questions.
"You're older than me, Lay. You know I'm still capable of having fun."
"I know you're capable, but are you trying?"
"Hey, I'm trying. I swear I'm trying."
"Maybe she's waiting to get back to John to have fun." Eve jokes.
"She's waiting for John to take her to pound town." I add.
Michelle narrows her eyes at me. "Sounds like your man is starting to rub off on you. Do you need me to share what Randy said about you earlier tonight?"
"Don't you dare."
"Did we miss something?" Maryse asks.
"Nothing you need to worry about."
"Okay then, well, I'm gonna go get us some more drinks to have some more fun. I'll be back." Maryse heads up to the bar.
Brie turns to me and Michelle. "So how are you two feeling about this Fatal Four Way on Sunday?"
"I'm feeling pretty good to be honest." Michelle answers. "We are going to put everything into this match, and Rissa or I will be walking out as the Women's Champion."
I smile. "Damn right."
Maryse comes back with drinks and passes them out. "I'm back. Girls, we are going to have the time of our lives."
Eve held up her drink. "To Michelle, and her hitting the age of thirty. I hope you don't feel old."
"Man, I hope you don't feel old, Chelle." Layla laughs. "I'm a few years older than you."
Michelle starts on a second drink. "I don't feel old yet. This is fun though. Thanks for the girls' night, ladies. I think I needed this."
"We're glad to be here with you." Nikki tells Michelle.
"Don't forget we've also got beer pong in a couple nights with the guys." I remind Michelle.
"Trust me, I won't forget. I've been looking forward to kicking everyone's asses in it."
We all laugh and continue to have a great night together.