The following story is intended to function as a biting satire of contemporary 21st century British politics, society and morality. Lots of sexual content in this one so read at your own discretion. Enjoy!

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A rogue family of Slitheen led by the notorius Ulug Faara have a keen interest in the Planet of Oolin, mainly for its material resources that they hope they take possession of, even if that means blowing up an entire planet and its inhabitants...

Amy didn't really know why she did it. She didn't really think; she just did.—When Amy meets a strange man in a pinstripe suit at a local park, she doesn't think she knows him. But then he asks her to travel with him in time and space… A mildly angsty oneshot about that one time the Doctor met Amy Pond a little too early (and Rory is extremely skeptical). Originally posted on ao3.

Falling for the Doctor was never going to work out for Martha, simply because she wasn't Rose. Written for a prompt at fic promptly. Minor spoilers for Smith And Jones, The Sound Of Drums/Last Of The Time Lords.

The Doctor is under the influence of the Chameleon Arch and human when she bumps into a professor who catches her trying to break into the university archive. With neither person knowing each other will they still get together?

Hard-headed sick Doctor and his control freak companion. That's it. That's the summary (bc I suck at writing them) Guaranteed whouffaldi, fever fluff and kisses.

21st story featuring my OC, Nita. Set on Earth in October 1990, following the events of The Best of Both Worlds. The Doctor visits his brother's family in France where he begins to come to terms with his treatment by the Cybermen. Ace views a video recording made by her deceased father, Harry. Meanwhile, Nita spends some time with her parents following her engagement party.

"Baby I'm sick inside, I'm definitely out of my mind." The Tinkerer was just your simple mad TARDIS farmer... until a workplace accident. Now jumping around the Master's timeline, they have to deal with their madness getting worse, along with falling in love with an even madder Time Lord

When you travel with the Doctor, it's a lot of running and danger and thrilling adventures. But sometimes, very rarely, there are quiet moments where you can catch your breath. A collection of one shots where not much happens, but that will (hopefully) break my writer's block and help me deal with real world stress.

Before Rose and after the Time War. This time is one of the darkest in the Doctor's long life. It is a time where the Doctor is without hope and alone. Utterly alone. He doesn't have a clue what his future holds, nor does he care. He might not even have one if he doesn't change his self-destructive ways.

"Your molecular memory can survive this, you know. It may not be the end." The Doctor then tossed the ganger the sonic screwdriver, to which 'Mr Smith' gave a small smile. "Yeah, well, if I turn up to nick all your biscuits, then you'll know you were right, won't you."

The doctor is this weird alien with two nobs or something, he picks up these girls, fucks them a bit and then inevitably causes their deaths or gets them pregnant. Also, he erased Donna Nobles memories, and that’s not on! These stories are the adventures doctor who had that were too hot for TV, or too fucked up or something.

Clara Oswald gets herself stuck in a hole in a wall while retrieving her keys and needs help from her work colleagues to get free again.

"As each time wind whirled her, she felt another echo being torn from her… different time, different place, different face to save. But it's always him. Always him….." Part 1 of 'The Impossible Girl'series [7x14 - SPOILERS FOR THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR]

Space station Derek. High tech, state-of-the-art for a ship built in the 39th century, yet one thing goes wrong and it's the end of the damn world. "This is Mechanic and Engineer Riley Withers of the Space Station Derek. I am turning off the SOS signal and advise all ships who have received it to steer clear of the station... A quarantine is in effect..." and it's all my fault.

The Doctor is not very impressed after her favourite mug is broken.

The Doctor doesn't get on well with the old ladder.

Yaz wants to be with the Doctor.

In Gallifrey becoming a Time Lord means death! Before the First Doctor there was another incarnation - follow the Girl and the Boy as they work together to escape to a new life of adventure.

Clara is ready for a new chapter in her life to begin.

I uploaded this before but the layout sucked on mobile hoping I've finally got this right - Trigger warning! self-harm is involved.

An increase in male disappearances causes the Doctor to get involved, but will he be able to solve this mystery or become its next victim? (This is a challenge from Writer's United Group on Facebook)

Clara wakes up wanting to go to work, but there's the minor problem of that she can't move-there's a comatose Time Lord not wanting to let go.

20th full story featuring my OC Nita. In the 24th century, the TARDIS team must battle the Cybermen who are intent on conquering Earth, with a captured and converted Doctor as their emissary.